Treats and scritches for Dr Ketzer!

Love this!

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Wow, the government really fooled you into thinking there's a moon, or even outer space. It's just a big wall paper in the sky that they move around

Calls for another doctor -yes I'm a doctor -whats your specialty -web design...I can save him......as a pdf

Hate those things.

Good thing happened with a molecule and not an atom. Things could blow out of proportion...

Of course we are better! It took a rock from space to wipe out the dinosaurs. But we can wipe *ourselves* out!

The two classmates are the second type.

Physics baaaaaad

There's no way we are. this is something I choose to believe, maybe somewhere there's a civilisation that already colonised their neighbouring planet. And formed two entirely different cultures and they visit each other and are peaceful. After the war for independence obviously

I don't blame him

Natural History Museum

I thought they were UAP now? Did they change it again?

Yeah, Edison did that to pretty much EVERYBODY.

Apparantly that's what the sanitation companies are already doing with all our trash. What am I even sorting for!?

Upvote for roly-poly! I keep some as pets :)

And also your a**s.

Tiny jokes..... Love it

Almost certainly multiple people tried to domesticate bears. This is how natural selection works.

Hey, at least you can stare directly at the apocalypse all you want. It won't matter if you fry your retinas

Cutest baked potatoes ever

YES! Hide the eyerolls

42.

Awwwwww, the floofiest water.

Brilliant!

Oh chemistree, oh chemistree! You truly make up everything...

You should be glad they didn't make you choose the pictures that show red traffic lights. IN BLACK AND WHITE!

On Facebook of course!

I like to think they just keep walking and then look around and go…woohhh how did I get up here???

Try putting the accent on "u", or say "Ouranόs" which is the greek pronunciation

A perfect banana scale.

You have one?

Wow, they're intelligent and like good music!

Poor fella died of "hungry".........you really did have it

Doesn't believe in laser pointers? Nah, I think he's just part cat and can't deal with the red dot without losing his mind.

That doesn’t ring true…

Fun Fact: The vikings used to put the bones of their enemies into the smelting pot for crafting their weapons, believing their souls would make the weapons stronger. In reality, the minerals in the bones would mix with the iron to create....steel so did indeed make their weapons stronger, just not in the way they thought

I really love that show. It's so funny. 😋

And friends don't let friends divide by zero!

Schrödinger would be proud

Playing Portal, apparently.

This explains a lot.

Better than the one with the 4000 hour workweek?

But we WANT there to be dragons!

With the right application of grilled cheese, anything can be soup!

Jessica, I love your ring but isn't the relationship kind of over?

Is it pedantic and/or incorrect to think both cats should have the same face?

Today I realised giraffes are just horses that have been stretched. It took 36yrs for me to realise this. 😑

My cat, who heretofore ignored screens, walked over to this image, patted it once, and wandered off.

They left out the controller joysticks at the top