Sandi Toksvig is a treasure.

When my Dad was in college he worked one summer in a forest fire lookout tower. When he practiced his clarinet every day, he'd spread out a handful of birdseed and nuts, and soon birds and chipmunks learned to come for food when they heard him practicing. That's right, my Dad was a Disney princess.

Yes! This would work!

Who said scientist don't have a sense of humour?

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Welcome to Trump-MAGA land, the same loons that brought you such Darwin Award winning views as The 2020 election was a cheat, Yes you can inject detergent as an antiviral, The Moon Landing is fake, Jan 6 was a peaceful Love in, Nazis are OK, Dictators are OK, In Fact Russia is pretty Damn Good, Guns are Great, and Extreme Right Wing Christianity is Great, and Did I say Nazis are Great? Oh, and the Government Controls the Weather, don’t forget that

And of course he couldn't just buy the Magenta alone, he had to buy the Blue, Yellow and Black too.

And they save money too, if you've got a recently deceased relative! Or if you live close to a graveyard and have a shovel!

Ahh, the good old days, when politicians trusted the experts instead of wanting them tarred and feathered

As for the ozone layer, so for COVID. Same stupid people spouting the same stupid nonsense: "The government said we need to take precautions and have vaccines or COVID will kill nearly everyone, so we took precautions and had vaccines but it was a waste of time because nearly everyone lived". It's the driver behind the whole anti-vax movement: why should we get all these vaccines when hardly anybody gets the diseases any more? Too many people with lights on but nobody home 🤪

In America, we had a very influential radio personality. Back in the 90s, he started laying the groundwork with a concept he called "the four pillars of deceit." He told his slack-jawed listeners (they called themselves "Dittoheads" without a trace of self-awareness) that Government, Science and Medicine, Academia and the Media were no longer to be trusted. It worked.

Thanks for shutting down that ignoranus. (misspelled on purpose)

and now we have people in power that think wind power renewable energy is bad because the wind turbines will slow the wind down and eventually stop it.... I am not kidding. it was an american senator or congressman I cant remember which. and dont get me started when they start talking about laws regarding womens bodies and they get the science wrong like women cant get pregnant from rape...

Matt Walsh, shaved ape.

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I believe climate crisis took over the conversations

Except now we're trashing the climate so fast it'll just open that nasty scab right off and we're back to before step 1

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That's actually not what happened. Scientists found out that ozone is created by sunlight hitting our atmosphere. The 2 places(north and south) on the Earth that get the least amount of sunlight due to the axis tilt, are where the holes are. Still are. They didn't go away.

The question is, did you end up marrying the butterfly man?

Said it on a halloween costume post, I'll say it here too... FEED ME!

Just feed the dumb tourists to the bears.

I would hire you on that alone

I have seen this a few times, the movie a lot more... I JUST got this joke...

In germany cats have only seven lifes...

Can jellyfish vote?

So that's what those are! I used to pick those leaves off as kids and poke my brother with them.

😂

Did you find a flower pot close by?

When the bod of one was first taken back to England from Australia a coupla hundy years ago, the lads at the Royal Geographic Society thought it was a wind-up. They thought it was fake

I think stegosaurus was already extinct when that happened.

Did he have a cat and if so where is it?

Very Studio Ghibli

It really is the best technology we have. The trick is to lock up the carbon in the form of biomass. You grow the trees. You harvest the trees. You lock up the wood in a form where it's not going to return to the environment as CO2 again. Maybe as buildings and housing.

Zoom back tens of thousands of years: this stew tastes nice but the hooves are sticking my teeth together 💡

Damn

As opposed to the Improbable University of Chelsea?

I just submitted a lit review. Screw this post. You couldn't give me a single hour to recover, could you BP?

I don't think even the Dutch engineers can help you with that

As Chris rock said," here's a horoscope for everyone. Aquarius your gonna die...".

No, there were some good old days, but only for a select few groups of people at certain times. There are some people who have it pretty good even when the world is generally awful.

The babies… the babies are everywhere….

crocs don't eat capys?

She is not a fan of the dad joke!

So that's how No Man's Sky gets their planet textures.

Thanks to menopause there is literally no one hotter than me. :)

Straight to our hearts

I had a football joke, but someone took offense 😒