Loving dogs is the only thing that can heal a heart

Well, at least we still have humor, even if it’s dark

The reason I take melatonin three times a week

My motivation looks more like a tiny corgi.

When u drink too much.

I Love This!

The real monster hiding under your bed...

I was gonna comment something nice... maybe tomorrow

A real introvert!

The internet.. always there to remind you that you are useless.

Red stapler.... nice touch.

I feel like my fire alarms do this sometimes to mess with me. Maybe they are actually sentient..?

Well he lived up to his dream, so that’s something

eew ha ha

One of the weights is "Slytherin"? SLYTHERINS ARE GREAT WHY IS THAT A BAD THING?

Now THAT'S funny.

I had to make an important call today and it literally took me the whole weekend to prepare for it :P I'm really happy I'm not the only one with intense anxiety about the phone

very inspirational

meaning youre not the biggest failure :DD

Hahahaha!

B+ for the effort

So that where those few extra pounds come from.

and its at this moment he realized, he f****d up

deeeeeep!

Naah.. it's gonna be the same

hahahahahhahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent

If he digs deep enough, he goes up again.

Seems legit.

Netflix only likes you for your money.

Disappointment levels: 100%

He found a way to fly!

Chores, pets if you have them, debts, deadlines... pretty accurate, except the responsibilities bag needs to be bigger

So frikin cute

Naw, that’s me

For the last time, not all Slytherin are a******s. Just the malfoys and all the other death eaters

lol roasted

Yup! Pretty much!

And when you say no, out comes the puppy eyes

Why is LA bad?

The first sign: no parking completely random times and days

I knew people were judging me.

They haven't actually figured it out, they're just good at acting.

Every time