Hot dang 😂😂😂

The moon has a diameter of 2,159 miles. If you miss a target that big, then you deserve to float through the endless void.

OFCOURSE YOU WOULD NEED AN AMBULANCE ANON, ISN'T IT GETTING TO YOUR LUNGS NOW?

Ouch 🥲

Cat owner rule #28: chargers shouldn't be within a cats reach, and all other objects too.

To be fair, my cats rarely show interest in human things. They have enough rodents to play with.

I'm gonna wait till you grow up big and strong.

Filthy casuals don't recognize RPG.

I don't see any laws against explosive decompression in a simulated vacuum!!

Mario doing plumbing before princess peach got kidnapped

Maybe clairvoyance is not really a gift.

There's a legit medical condition for this... I cannot remember what is called for the life of me

Hell yeah!

ectoplasm = ghost vomit, love it . . .

The demon's middle finger🤣

Same as waiting for that friend's reply

? what ?

Why would you expect your clones to be different to you. The whole idea of cloning is to make identical copies

I got the runner's high in grade school once. Good thing too, the kids pissed off the substitute gym teacher that day and she made us run maybe a half mile. In 6th grade. By the time everything was over, everyone else was exhausted and lying on the ground, even the sport kids. I was still jogging like "why is everyone tired? This is great!" Only once has that ever happened to me...

I see two things got past the censors. 😲

Deano hated that line, but the song made him a lot of money so he kept on singing it

Let me google it and end up on the wikipedia page of a 1956 movie no one heard off and I'll never watch

BP censorship certainly is

If it's important they'll text before calling!

How dare she?!!

It's 10% off pizza. The very definition of spending money wisely.

Still not as bad as the Steven Universe fandom!

Moment of silence for the dreams in the top left panel