it all makes sense now! :P

no returns sucker

ahahhahaahahaha i love this

Many people believe this is the actual cause-effect chain.

haahahah hilarious

HAHAHAHAH!!!

A drunk person walks into public toilet and sees a 1 dollar bill in a sh*t. He thinks - *Hmmm...Should I get my hands dirty and take the s****y only 1 dollar bill?* He thinks for a minute,then takes out a 10 dollar bill from his pocket, throws it into sh*t too and says : For 11 dollars I could do that

Caught pondering over a curious volume of forgotten lore.

yes he is racist. he don't deliver presents in INDIA to

lol

Somebody should buy a vowel!

I guess I will search the bed tonight.

That was sort of a s****y one...I'm sorry

LOL LOL

Snailed it!

Too late!

Team dispirit.

The Internet in a nutshell

Savage

He prefer bitches...

Lost in translation.

OOOOOOOOOO he is tough ...lol

This is so wrong...

I SEE what you mean!

yup doc, I don't get it

A*s-tronaut much?

Wtf?

Only big muscley guys and space captains can pull of the shaved look

... and take your glasses off!

Actually, sometimes it takes several other sperm to weaken the walls of the egg before the last one breaks through. That must explain why I'm a lazy m**o...

This was my 6th grade history teacher

Sounds fishy!

The note wasn't lying.

Not how trees work.

why do i actually think this is a good idea

Best one so far!

Cool.

LOL

Lol sums up my last relationship.

His eye fell off

Honesty is an important part of a relationship.

One day he is going to go in a crazy asylum, locked up in a straight-jacket, in a room of sponge, sitting on a chair, laughing.... CrAzY bRo!

THE THUG LIFE CHOSE ME

nice joke I get it it so corny

Her: "I think we should see other people.."

Rule #1: trust nobody.

That's funny, idk why it only got 36 points xD

i hate those little m***********s so much.

Win!

SUDDENLY different comic series.

lol, his eyebrows look like APH England's.

Unda da sea, unda da sea! Fishes are drowning, smoking their browning, unda da sea!!!

that's what i always say!

hahahahahaha hes as dumb as me