Awww, that’s lovely. 😍🥰

Agreed

We support this message! Also, we would like to inform everyone that our soft can-opener is starving us again. The food doesn't reach the tops of the bowls!

Deer Abby: ...

I’d be like this if I were a werewolf.

Rechargeable, please.

and lube

Forever alone….

Who knew, god plays poker.

Algae contribute far more to the oxygenation of the planet than trees.

Who knew constipation could be a life saver?

No comments? Oookaaayyy.

some men call it the little death so, Timmy could like it

whatcha gonna do?

Ah Earth, wost neighborhood in the galaxy.

He should have studied poetree…

Where are the flatbowlers?

Actually that's a myth vampires LOVE garlic, so they never prey on people who grow it, leading to the superstition that garlic wards of vampires. Due to the fact that vampires don't need to eat much, confirmation bias turned it into a piece of fact, when actually, vampires are MORE likely to choose you as their meal if you are wearing garlic. This is why they mostly keep to old-fashioned places, as they are more likely to wear garlic as protection. (Fun fact: Wearing or eating a lot of garlic actually makes a good ward against humans)

Uber Eats every day!

The Auditors are checking up again.

Thanks for your (possibly misguided) hope Death!

I knew an unfixed male tomcat who liked having his nurgles gently whacked with a fly swatter. Very weird cat.

That escalated quickly!

So there’s that

Tomorrow however...

Kinkgo biloba tree?

No! You're ruining the silence!

I hope Sol is the star of the show... But I'm guessing the bigger draw would be Luna mooning everyone.

His handshake was only al dente.

These the pirates that f**k your s**t up when you do a bad

The life of the company pizza party.