Sweet...me too

Yeah, it might take a while before you can kill anyone tho

Sadly probable

I aspire to achieve that qualification.

Actually he’d have to eat 155,747,943 spiders a day (that’s about 110 thousand a second), to throw off the average to 8 per person. Obviously Spiders Georg is much more of an insane spider eating machine than was originally thought.

Oops

Oh no RUN

The testicles are glum.

It would be cool to see what is happening inside the dishwasher while it’s cleaning

*Sergeant Shadwell entered the chat*

why tf did they censor weenie? Isn't that just a type of sausage?

Vampire be like: •_•

Opposite Day!!!!

Thomas, you slept with your secretary. That doesn't scream "mate for life" at me.

Wait a minute I thought this was supposed to be heaven, what are they doing here?

How I met your father

Is it still shady not to be found on the internet if HR sniffes around prior to an interview?

I prefer the moon, where is Moon Man?

And that my child, is how mermaids are made

Sounds like a good life to me tbh

OH DEAR BEJEEZUS

I don’t get it

🎶If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?🎶

Also by modern game companies: "What if, hear me out, we make it that you have to work and save for months IN GAME so you can afford the stuff we put in the store so you can finally beat the game?" "That sounds just like an actual job sir. What if we make season passes practically mandatory as well?" "Perfect!"

Jesus promised to rid the world of wicked people. Thor promised to rid the world of frost giants. I don't see any frost giants.

Actually god does not care who you are as long as your with him when you are bisexual, or lesbian, or even gay he will be there 100% to support you just because people are straight doesn’t mean god loves them more. And technically I hate the word “STRAIGHT” cause it means where are better then other people because we do not like the same gender. So if you are gay or anything I just wanna know god is with you he is even with the sinners who do bad so just so you know it’s not bad to be gay like I said god is with you 100% of the way there.

I mean in the MCU his best friend Korg is gay so… accurate!

Actually, Thor became a mother when he turned into a mare for a while, as far as I know.

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May God forgive you for this...

First panel says diosaurs, which my phone would autocorrect

Season 4 Episode 8 of Criminal Mimes

The Hu, Faun, Heidevolk, Nine Treasures, Rammstein, Skald, and of course Babymetal, are all non-English music that I like listening to.

Could also be useful at a medival rave party (handle with care)

Artists and philosophers will be our food source.

America

0.o

"Why is this like cowboy times?!" Me, spilling sugar everywhere cause of the stupid sack.

I know right? So dumb

Sad. You could've ruled Home Depot.

I cannot relate more

Do you know the Smith?

OR WE COULD GIVE YOU A [FIFTY PRCENT] DEAL! ONLY TODAY CAN YOU GET THE [ONE TIME ONLY SPECIL DEAL]!

“Draw me like one of your French guys”

"Because it helps." Cool, now back it up with evidence and reasoning.

It was so easy that it just wasn't fun anymore. That's why people stopped doing it. Used to be all the rage at parties.

Obi-Wan survived on Mustafar just to be roasted on Tatooine

Who needs to know what's going on after meeting Blaidd?

No 🦇

Poor dog