That was an easy job

"It's just too painful, dear."

This is the best one yet. Like, I'm giggling.

Censorship is S||||||!

my cat.. every damn time :D

he looks like the pringles man

Oof

Well, take a day off 😉

Nasty!

Actually, these devices exist. Take biodegradable rubbish, put it into tanks so it will be turned to methane by anaerobe bacteria, then burn it. Carbon neutral! Just like our colon...

He needs a dragon to defend the castle. S’more castle will be born!

With US..

That came unexpected

Yes, yes, you are, mister spider.

He’s super faithful!

I can totally wait to go to work...

and too cool aswell

Must be reading Bored Panda.

There's places in Germany where the houses in a village don't have an internet connection, but the local graveyard does. Because it's cheaper to connect the graveyard and claim the area as "having internet connection" than actually connecting the households. German internet connection is a joke...

i dont get it

...

I'm still not over the fact we'll likely never see another SH game :(

lol :)

Hahahah - I have TWO PhDs, and I'd rejoice in being DOUBLY useless to a dying person. I could wow them with Aristotle on the workings of the memory (which is about to kark it), or tell them how much worse James I of Scotland had it (stabbed in a sewer - in a castle, obviously, not his personal sewer).

sounds like fun...

necessity is the mother of invention

No now he’s dead

(In Bevis and butthead voice) He said meatballs.