Sounds like something my dad would tell me, but like, as a joke

Hahahaha ouch

Is it mean to laugh at this?

Tired of hearing people say "I live in the future". My response is always "You live in the now. The future was supposed to be much more advanced than this".

whoa that's dark...

LMAOOO!!!

Keep waiting

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People shouldnt joke about this stuff what if someone saw this and it really affected them? And not in a good way

literally XD

SO TRUE

Hard wired?

So true :D Me and my friends

I also prefer do....dging as I can to say that cats are the best... :D

That was a wheel good ending.

Yeah, my day is off to a good start!

*cries* i still have plenty of time

Why do I feel like this will be me when I die

So close

Ooh the irony

Once a week, my dear. But people generally hate it.

Finally we know why we get fever!

this is painfully relateable

'cause hooooome iiiis - whereeeeeeever they take you in ♬♪

Well... that escalated quickly!

This reminds me of when someone tells me to get over my depression.

J-Man!

Well s**t.

"Alien pew pew gun" XD

"It's just a flesh wound" Monty Python right there.

Da real spider man

Me

*face palm*

The teacher may have made some mistakes...

...MOM?

Oh...

stabbystabstabs

*doesn't presses button*

Re-jected!!!!!

SURPRISE !!!!