Works for the cats, will probably work for the guy - empathy from passing strangers

Find your own princes

By Jove, he's hungry

We're God's spammers.

The making of a bruja.

Love the fish ...

... critics ...

Some thoughts are better unsaid

The real reason vampires stopped casting reflections.

Not to mention the cardboard dildos

whatever it is, it's enduriang ...

Ouch! Anyone else read "The Monkey's Paw" short story?

oh god, just nooooooo...

Owls *do* give a hoot

she's hoping to become a car sales-person - all those 'added extras' increase the price a little...

He's not enjoying it, not with that hangover

Mario's house got TP'd thoroughly after that, but it didn't save these fun guys

We all get this feeling from time to time - some, more than others

This probably exists, in some mucky corner of the internet... but I haven't found it yet. Guess I'll just keep looking

betelgeuse

chef's kiss doesn't always work

I do love self-referential cartoons. Oh, he said that already ...

There may be some discussion about who's going to be queen

Mexican zombies?

Ooops

hollow laughter ?

With fava beans and some chianti ?

That's right, blame the employee, never the boss

Why do they want hot brushes? They're bald.

...but I might need that gold for later ...

Medusa never had any children

You do most of the work in your head, when you're reading a book - if the author has set things up right

Mice these days do not need mats - in fact, optical mice work better on smooth surfaces.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

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#fail

did someone Fall for that old chestnut ?

He just kneads more training.

I'm not a hoarder, I'm an archivist

Top half: how they respond when accused as the imposter. Bottom half: how they respond as a crewmate. (Hope that clears it up :)

Certain countries would still be drinking tea if they hadn't started making it with cold salt water (looking at you, Boston)

Rev. Spooner would have made it more meaningful, though perhaps less sanitary.

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Excel wasn't even invented in 1926 ...

Let the author breathe ...

4 years old? Really?

Yugi Mutou found it difficult to make friends

This game made me cry I loved it

What did gojo do to you

Squid?

Opinions are not facts

How come I never get to wear my favourite sweater any more?

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Get your priorities right , bee-yatch - while you wonder why he's still a virgin

212 Wharf Avenue 🍭👶

The Portrait of Dorian Grey -Teffort-With-Little-Reward

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