Works for the cats, will probably work for the guy - empathy from passing strangers

Find your own princes

By Jove, he's hungry

We're God's spammers.

The making of a bruja.

Love the fish ...

Some thoughts are better unsaid

... critics ...

The real reason vampires stopped casting reflections.

whatever it is, it's enduriang ...

Ouch! Anyone else read "The Monkey's Paw" short story?

she's hoping to become a car sales-person - all those 'added extras' increase the price a little...

oh god, just nooooooo...

Owls *do* give a hoot

Me: Let's try a different position tonight. Girlfriend: That's a good idea. You stand by the dishwasher while I sit on the sofa and fart! And that’s when the fight started…

Mario's house got TP'd thoroughly after that, but it didn't save these fun guys

We all get this feeling from time to time - some, more than others

This probably exists, in some mucky corner of the internet... but I haven't found it yet. Guess I'll just keep looking

betelgeuse

chef's kiss doesn't always work

hollow laughter ?

Mexican zombies?

Ooops

I do love self-referential cartoons. Oh, he said that already ...

There may be some discussion about who's going to be queen

Why do they want hot brushes? They're bald.

...but I might need that gold for later ...

With fava beans and some chianti ?

That's right, blame the employee, never the boss

did someone Fall for that old chestnut ?

Medusa never had any children

You do most of the work in your head, when you're reading a book - if the author has set things up right

Mice these days do not need mats - in fact, optical mice work better on smooth surfaces.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

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#fail

I'm not a hoarder, I'm an archivist

Top half: how they respond when accused as the imposter. Bottom half: how they respond as a crewmate. (Hope that clears it up :)

Certain countries would still be drinking tea if they hadn't started making it with cold salt water (looking at you, Boston)

Rev. Spooner would have made it more meaningful, though perhaps less sanitary.

He just kneads more training.

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Excel wasn't even invented in 1926 ...

Yugi Mutou found it difficult to make friends

I think he tried to compare apples and oranges

Let the author breathe ...

4 years old? Really?

This game made me cry I loved it

What did gojo do to you

Squid?

Opinions are not facts

212 Wharf Avenue 🍭👶

The Portrait of Dorian Grey -Teffort-With-Little-Reward

How come I never get to wear my favourite sweater any more?

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Get your priorities right , bee-yatch - while you wonder why he's still a virgin