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If the law makes you nervous, you are not alone. Something about the legal system seems just so strict with little to no room for error. Luckily, on the internet, everything gets ridiculed no matter what, which helps us to look at serious topics more lightheartedly.
As with any career, the law has its positives and negatives. Some of the negatives can make an impact on personal life, such as burnout, emotional exhaustion, toxic company culture, being too hard on yourself, and more. So it is important to learn and set healthy boundaries, listen to the body, remind yourself that you are doing your best at any given moment, and have a life outside work that could support you. And what is also proven to take the edge off is laughter. So this time, we invite you to chuckle with us at these law memes mostly shared by the Facebook page Dank Law Memes.
The page has already a substantial fan base of 227K followers, and maybe after this post, you would like to join them for the ride.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Wonderful idea. . Now this dog's needs puppies to confort them from all the bad things they heard.
A B C the Third 2 years ago
Why don't we just "hold court" (how do you say in modern English? I'm not native, haha) in a puppy daycare? That'd be awesome! (but no doggos for the perpetrator until proven guilty!)
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
I have a choco lab and that face reminded me of last night. I was upset and didn't want doggo to know but I couldn't help but look at him. He was giving me those exact eyes telling me to hug him and it'll feel better. It did.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
The comfortee in the pic on the left appears to be an older man, based on size & details of hand. It shows that not all abuse victims are children.
Anita Forester 2 years ago
There's even a deaf dog so he doesn't have to hear all the legal jargon attorneys use. No there is a deaf dog really.
Shawnna Clement 2 years ago
I was a juror in a trial that led to several attempted murder convictions. It was so traumatic just hearing and seeing everything in court. I wish the victims and jury box had access to an emotional support dog.
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Bethany Seher 2 years ago
I would hire them in a heartbeat!! Even pay them in kitties treats and cat nip (aka kitty crack).
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Well, they can't be attorneys at garlic bread. Vampires are allergic to garlic.
panther 2 years ago
No no lawyers aren't vampires, they are different blood suckers, they are leeches.
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ThePunnyBunny 2 years ago
Law is ever evolving and so, too, are the lawyers. Same as medicine and doctors!
Load More Replies... Notthatbored 2 years ago
My dad would say attorneys at large, as if they're all just wandering the streets
My O My 2 years ago
The question is where. If an attorney studies for his exams at an italian restaurant he's "attorney at garlic bread"
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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
I've never understood why they call themselves that - attorneys at law. I mean, are there other kinds of attorneys that I just don't know about?
rodger coghlan 2 years ago
Every attorney is a lawyer but not all lawyers are attorneys; the 'at law' means they can represent a client at court; not all attorneys work in the court system
Even though being in law business can take its toll on a person, it has some positive aspects too. The sense of accomplishment that comes from assisting others is one of the advantages of a legal career. Lawyers play an important role in society by upholding justice and protecting individuals' rights, whether in court, negotiating a settlement, or simply providing legal advice.
Another benefit of pursuing a legal career is the variety of fields and specializations available. Lawyers can practice in a wide range of areas, such as criminal law, corporate law, environmental law, intellectual property law, and many others. This allows people to find a legal field that matches their interests and passions, resulting in a more fulfilling career.
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
If there is a hell, I would still be thinking about it, if not, I will dream about it through oblivion.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
My sister in law used to be a magistrate, she was once addressed as 'your majesty '
Reinaldo Fuentes 2 years ago (edited)
I work in court. Your Highness, Your Grace, Mom, Dad, Sire (not sir, but Sire) - I've heard it all and so have the judges.
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
15 years from now, that thought will wake you up in a cold sweat at 3am on a random tuesday
Zelda Fitzgerald 2 years ago
That's probably appropriate since we seem to be subjects rather than citizens...
Samantha Power 2 years ago
I used to work for a Charity which could accompany Clients to Court, my Client kept calling the male Barrister 'Madam' even though I discretely told her he was male. Often Clients were very flustered about how to address a Judge, so please don't feel bad x
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Hotdogking 2 years ago (edited)
Notice how the font completely changed after the word ‘said’? It means that the op took the original tweet and edited it to be funny. The tweet did not say that the child genuinely say that, it’s just a joke. (Unless you’re joking then feel free to whoosh me 😁)
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However, to get into law, you first must go through law school. Law school can be both exciting and difficult. Law school necessitates time, commitment, and hard work, but it also provides students with a wealth of knowledge and opportunities for personal and professional development.
One of the most difficult aspects of being a law student is the workload. Law students must read and analyze complex legal texts, participate in class discussions, and write lengthy papers. However, this workload is necessary in order to develop the skills and knowledge required to succeed in the legal profession.
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fifi.x 2 years ago
little? the bar exam's extremely gobnormously DIFFICULT, I'd consider it a GOBNORMOUS victory! congrats on op!
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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Now I feel even sorrier for those who took multiply tries to pass the bar.
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Terri Martin 2 years ago
If you didn't notice the witness was bald/had no perm, I would hire another lawyer immediately.
You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 2 years ago
This pops in my mind at the oddest times, especially where the judge is like, "I think we've established that she was, in fact, IN THE SHOWER."
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Cuppa tea? 2 years ago
Arguing means I'm wrong about something. I'm never wrong, hence not arguing.
Reinaldo Fuentes 2 years ago
Make friends with attorneys and discover that they are never not litigating. (all my friends are attorneys - I'm a court interpreter)
Richard Low 2 years ago
I use similar with the wife when she tells me to stop arguing, I say, I'm not arguing I'm simply explaining why I'm right 👍
In addition, law students must navigate the competitive nature of the field in addition to the academic workload. Law school grades are frequently based on a curve, which means that students compete with their peers for the highest grades. This can lead to a stressful and intense environment, but it also fosters student camaraderie and teamwork.
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Notthatbored 2 years ago
Law school doesn't teach whether it's good or not That's where the real world comes in
Zane Lumagrowl 2 years ago
I learned the very basics of contract law when I was taking my lessons for my insurance license
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Smiley MG 2 years ago
That guy's name was Pakalu Papito. Why would he change such a fun iconic name.....
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Thank you. I was thinking I know this guy/ kind of jokes from somewhere.
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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
That must be what she's meaning, cos I've NEVER seen a lawyer that is hot in the other sense! Unless they're in a TV show or movie obviously! Loving Xavier Uncle though lol!
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David H 2 years ago
That amount is way too low. TO quote a former KGB general, who created more agents in the 1970s in the US (when he was a junior officer) than anyone else "It's easy to get people to turn, I just offer a million dollars, and work up from there. If you have the money, everyone is buyable"
Bisexual Axolotls 2 years ago
Why do I find it funny that communists bought out spies?
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ColdSteelRonin 2 years ago
Seems typical of every lawyer I've known and I have a cousin that is an ADA.
Despite these difficulties, being a law student has its benefits. Law school allows students to develop critical thinking, research, and writing skills that are necessary in the legal profession. It also allows students to explore various areas of law and discover their area of interest.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
5.2.A The heretofore declaration may be rendered null and void in respect of any and all actions that may be taken by said beloved under circumstances which may or may not be under said beloved's control such as and inter alia: adultery, financial mismanagement, abuse verbal or physical;
Devin Singh 2 years ago
I don't think that's lawyer specific. I think any field whose profession requires very specific wording would be appropriate here. Mathematicians come to mind immediately.
Michael Smith 2 years ago
Nah, a mathematician would write something like: My love, If we consider my feelings for you as the set S, then I shall enumerate elements of S such that the constraints satisfied by the upper bounds of d(t) denoting the distance we are apart as a function of time, is convergent.
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Mike Robinson 2 years ago
Every marriage certificate is a potential new case for divorce attorneys.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
It's my belief that divorce attorneys are the only people whose jobs were improved by the pandemic.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
This reminds me of a CSi episode : they found the proves in a mountain of garbage. The place where all garbage trucks brings the garbage.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
My favorite used to be the one where they need to do computing faster, so TWO people start typing. On the same keyboard. Just more hands on the same keyboard.
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Abby Finigan 2 years ago
I work as a legal assistant in a law firm. All of the lawyers there think the premise of "Suits" is absolutely ridiculous as no firm would ever knowingly hire a person as a lawyer who wasn't actually a lawyer.
Tasty_root_vegetables 2 years ago
Admittedly I haven’t watched it, but I thought (from the clips I’ve seen) that he passed the bar, but never went to law school. Does one need a JD degree to practice law, or do they just need to pass the bar -as that’s a licensing exam?
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Notthatbored 2 years ago
And after a couple decades of practice, you leave the room and shout objections from the kitchen.
Cpt. Robert Christian 2 years ago (edited)
I do this with shows and movies about Fire EMS & Rescue, Military, Law Enforcement, and elevators/escalators (after the Corps, Dad worked for Otis, Montgomery, Kone, and Thyssen-Krupp, until he retired)
Me. Just Me. 2 years ago
I did the same thing after watching old episodes of "24". "That's not a valid IP address!!!"
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
My dad was a marine so he'd critique the war movies he loved to watch.
LJeanne T 2 years ago
This is the Law & Order franchise a lot of the time.
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jdtimid123 2 years ago
Now that I'm older and know some things, I do this to movies all the time, but more general stuff like, when people get severely injured and MAYBE have a limp, but otherwise have no problem chasing someone down a road. Or guns with infinite bullets. Stuff like that.
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Alleman Jennifer 2 years ago
Especially w student debt and the opportunity cost of spending three more years in school.
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James Arvidson 2 years ago
It opens a lot of opportunities. You still need to take the risks and work.
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Isn't date here of imprecise? Wouldn't period of time from and including 1. of January to and including 31. of December cover the new year better. Now it might only be until some time in the next December
Robert Turley 2 years ago
Which new year? New fiscal year? New calendar year? Chinese new year? Which one?!?!
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el mago 2 years ago
😆 you have "an" ex who should go into constitutional law. 😉
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Lee Banks 2 years ago
Dated a guy while he was going through law school.We studied together, and knew better than to even try to pick a fight. Fun Fact: The Supreme Court had to make decisions about both the definition of a sandwich, and at what point a company is liable for slipping on a banana peel!
Victoria 2 years ago
They also declared that the Tomato is legally a vegetable, although it's botanically a fruit!
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I look pretty every day! Pretty tired... pretty grumpy... pretty sick of dealing with this s**t...
Load More Replies... CardboardBox 2 years ago
I appreciate political jokes like this that aren't centered around bashing one side or the other. Much funnier, imo
Lord Mysticlaw 2 years ago
There famously was a labour dispute that was ruled in favour of the employees based on a single comma in the employment contract. I was a legal proofreader at the time and that case was legendary.
Rapunzel With The Loced Hair 2 years ago
Lol, the placement of a comma will definitely change the entire meaning of a sentence.
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The number of decided case law that exists because of lawyers trying to decipher the meaning of the word "shall" in the Constitution and other statues is comical.
Paul Richards 2 years ago
I hate people who say stuff like that. Saying something does not directly imply the negation.
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Alex Freetime 2 years ago
Nevermind that, we know as a fact that lockdowns served only one purpose, tank the economy.
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Tasty_root_vegetables 2 years ago
Okay one: he had the opportunity to use Mexcellence and missed it. Two: why is he going to court cosplaying a Harry potter character?
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Yeah when you don't dress to be taken seriously, no one takes you seriously.
Garth 2 years ago
I would have rather had My Cousin Vinny... "The two YOOTS... The what?.. The two Youths.."
Maltaros 2 years ago
A selfy-stick. Which is odd since someone took the first picture already.
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Ace Girl 2 years ago
I remember the story of the lawyer arguing on behalf of the Trump Administration that it was not cruel to withhold toothbrushes in detention centers at the border. I wonder if that lawyer went home later, looked himself in the mirror, and said, "WTF am I doing?"
Megan Lauhon 2 years ago
Oh that's BS about the med school. Any medical training really. Every doctor, RN, PA, dentist, hygienist, etc I know (and I know a lot) has stories of their first year professors giving them something along the lines of "Look to your left, look to your right. By the time this course is over at least one will have failed because you're not as smart as your mommy told you."
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Rosemary Janiak 2 years ago
Can lawyers have lawyers? (I know I'm gonna be downvoted but I wanna know)
Jaya 2 years ago
Yes. There are many reasons a lawyer might hire another lawyer. Lawyers are specialized in certain areas of law and know only basic information about other areas of law, so they might not wanna do their own case if it's about a totally different area of law. Also, some lawyers are bad, some are good and some are excellent. If someone knows they themselves are good but not excellent, and they really wanna win their case, they might wanna hire an excellent lawyer. And if someone feels very emotional about their own case, because there is so much at stake or if the case is about a very emotional subject for them, their emotions might get in the way of doing their job well, so they might hire another lawyer. (And if your question wasn't about why they would want to, but about whether they're allowed to hire another lawyer: of course, it would be weird if there's a law that specifically says you're prohibited from hiring a lawyer if you happen to be a lawyer yourself)
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Me. Just Me. 2 years ago
I.T. Administrator trying to make updates to Windows Server: "Cannot make changes to ______. If you continue to have this issue, please contact your administrator".
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Jake VanWagoner 2 years ago
It is a requirement. In order to pass law school, you must be able to find glee in kicking puppies and kittens.
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Ashley LeFevre 2 years ago
Let's not forget justice Scalia and his 30 page dissents that literally served no purpose....
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Bisexual Axolotls 2 years ago
"You'll be a great lawyer one day" is the best and only way to insult a small child
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
People were convinced I would be a lawyer one day when I grew up but I preferred putting my soul aside for the best offer. Still waiting for any offer though
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SupaCab 2 years ago
They're not, it's a square ruled paper, both horizontal & vertical lines. You can see the red margin to the left of the hand.
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Ray Arani 2 years ago (edited)
Same just owning a pick up. Sure let's catch up ... Oh, you need to move a couch? How surprising and totally a coincidence that I own a truck. People gone use people
Sans Serif 2 years ago
"JUST owning a pick up. Sure let's catch up ..." - can totally see this!!
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Kevin Felton 2 years ago
The answer is always the same. "Gee that sounds really interesting. You should consult with an attorney."
Max Fox 2 years ago
An old joke: A physician and a lawyer were playing golf, and the doctor asks the lawyer "how do you deal with friends and family asking for advice?". The lawyer says "somle, I give them advice and then charge them for my time., they never ask for advice again", the doctor thanks the lawyer and they finish their golf game. The next day, the doctor gets a letter from the lawyer with a bill, "For services rendered, $150.00".
Rapunzel With The Loced Hair 2 years ago
This is my life, getting on a taxi to work, and the moment the driver sees my destination is a law firm, the conversation will always go, "I've got a question...." then they go into a whole story about their legal problems and ask for advice. I don't mind answering but it gets annoying most days and I actually prefer the 2 buses alternative.
Lolly Gagger 2 years ago
Sunday night dinner with the in-laws asking my lawyer husband questions from all their friends…
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
"So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country, whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers."
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Tell me you are at a law school without actually telling me that.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Boyfriend Michael have 3 Heads, didn't stop him from thinking with the wrong one.
Cpt. Robert Christian 2 years ago
People use Tinder to date? I thought they just used it to irritate one another.
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ColdSteelRonin 2 years ago
There is no f in law school, ipso facto, no fun
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago (edited)
...It makes twitter look like distilled water.
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Superb Owl 2 years ago
Is it just me, or is that wig thing ever so slightly ridiculous? And by "ever so slightly" I mean completely.
Terri Martin 2 years ago
Being from the USA, I don't get how people can take anyone dressed in those ridiculous wigs seriously.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
It's more like : if you went to law school and you think you're sooooo clever then how come you don't know the name of all the Kardashians kids ?
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Procrastinating.... 2 years ago
All that aside this is a really well drawn comic... the facial expressions are so perfect!
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Bisexual Axolotls 2 years ago
Let's try this: Council of the EU is the ruling body for the EU, Council of Europe is kind of like the G7, and the European Council is a team of ambassadors. How wrong am I?
Snowbyrd23 2 years ago
Currently studying for a European privacy law certification and I feel this to my core.
Bubbles and sparks 2 years ago
Doesn't matter, the endresult will mostly be the same.. we're fecked. .
Bordem Exprt 2 years ago
The Council of Europe is not part of the European Union. It is an international organisation outside the EU that defends, protects and promotes Human Rights, democracy and the rule of law in Europe. eh it is easy to me
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Maebe Maeve 2 years ago
They both look above the age of consent, so are adults and can decide to be with each other if they want to.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Try this with a mother / father of small kid. Even better, a mother/father of twin babies. But be aware that they can murder you on allegation of self defense against their mental health.
Maebe Maeve 2 years ago
Okay, yes, but the topic of this entire thread is law school.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
By paragraph you mean sentence and by 7 you mean 12 times ? Yes, time to sleep.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
I think is the other way around. At least in my school some startet using suits and dress formal and turning all into a discussion with a excessive use of difficult words. But never dare to argue with colleagues or teachers to don't get embarrassed themselves.
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
So , if you can't blind them with brilliance, baffle them with b******t?
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Yes, tears of joy. Desperation joy to read 100 pages in 2 hours because the 1009 page book is waiting to be read too.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
no, that is WHY ai will replace you. because you DONT understand IT.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Not if you study law in Portugal and you move to Germany. 😭💔
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OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago
This is hilarious. I always have imaginary arguments un the shower 🤣
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Devin Singh 2 years ago
bar·ris·ter /ˈberəstər/ noun BRITISH a lawyer entitled to practice as an advocate, particularly in the higher courts.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
There was once a Harvard law-school professor whose final exam was this: the students had to make a convincing legal argument that a law meant exactly the opposite of the letter and intent of the law. That law professor became President of the United States.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
There was once a Harvard law-school professor whose final exam was this: the students had to make a convincing legal argument that a law meant exactly the opposite of the letter and intent of the law. That law professor became President of the United States.
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