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lowcrawler , Cottonelle/Youtube (not the actual photo) Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Flushable wipes

Ask elbow-deep-in-sewage fixing-the-pump self how I know they aren't flushable...

Final score:

165points

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Glen Ellyn 4 weeks ago

They have become a real problem in many places. Cities are having to spend our tax dollars removing "fatbergs" from their sewer systems. Too many people are pitching all kinds of things down the drain. Apparently the worst culprits are wipes, disposable diapers (!), and grease, that then congeal together making a fatberg that plugs up the system. People, please just toss you trash in the bin! Toilet tissue is the ONLY THING specifically made to dissolve so it doesn't cause problems.

45points

LittlestSlipper55 , Roman Harak/Flickr Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Final score:

132points

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Bell-icose Premium 4 weeks ago

It's not any of those things.

46points

When you look around, you might be surprised how many things have names that can really mislead you. Take guinea pigs, for example. Those adorable little creatures have nothing to do with pigs, and they’re not from Guinea either! They’re actually small rodents from South America.

Here’s the thing: names have a way of shaping our expectations. So, when we hear a particular name, we create a clear picture in our minds of what that thing should be.

For instance, when you hear "French fries," you might instantly think of a tasty side dish from France. But surprise—they’re not actually French! They likely originated in Belgium. This goes on to show names can mislead us, painting a picture that doesn’t quite match reality.

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Air fryer.

Not a fryer. Has no oil.

It is a convection oven.

FightMilk55 , HS You/Flickr Report

Final score:

119points

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WindySwede 4 weeks ago

Yes, and just smaller

26points

666ironmaiden666 , Cheryl Cox/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed I recently learned by speaking with my 5-YO nephew that it can be incredibly distressing to little kids that we use the same phrase (“put to sleep”) for both “human general anesthesia” and “family pet euthanasia.” Buddy boy only knew the dog context and then someone mentioned the doctors would “put grandma to sleep so she wouldn’t feel them cutting her for surgery.” 💀💀💀.

Final score:

116points

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Riley Quinn 4 weeks ago

Growing up on a farm, life held no secrets. When we dispatched an animal, we referred to the act as putting the animal down. But even as kids, we knew it meant death. I think suburban kids lag behind rural and city kids who see various shades of life on the daily.

46points

don0tpanic , Pixabay/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Trickle down economics.

Final score:

112points

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panther 4 weeks ago

I'm still waiting for that money from the Reagan years.

89points

No_Possible4469 , StiahailoAnastasiia/Envato Report

Whether it’s a product name that sounds fancy but turns out to be something completely ordinary, or a term that seems straightforward but leaves you scratching your head, names can definitely play tricks on us.

Like the flight recorder in airplanes—it’s called a "black box," but it’s not even black. It’s actually bright orange, so it’s easier to find after a crash. Makes you wonder, why isn’t it just called the “orange box”?

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Ringworm. It's actually a fungus.

Final score:

107points

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Debby Keir 4 weeks ago

Yes, that looks like ringworm, so I don't understand the furore *https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/ringworm/ *

7points

MIDalDri , The Late Show with Stephen Colbert/Youtube Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Barenaked Ladies were a huge letdown for teenage me.

Final score:

106points

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Bell-icose Premium 4 weeks ago

Me too but not for the same reasons.

32points

Dvc_California , Melvin Loi/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Long Island Iced Tea does not contain any tea at all. And can be very dangerous as it is very easy to drink.

Final score:

99points

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Chewie Baron 4 weeks ago

Doesn’t contain any islands in it either.

130points

RangerDapper4253 , Hub JACQUE/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

If you've ever ordered Chilean sea bass, you might’ve thought it was some fancy fish from the waters of Chile, right? Well, not exactly; it’s actually a rebranded name for Patagonian toothfish. They gave it a makeover to make it sound more appealing on menus!

#10

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Mothers for Liberty.

Final score:

97points

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PunnyPanda 4 weeks ago

Conservative doublespeak. Just like citizens united.

74points

realcanadianguy21 , William John Gauthier/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#11

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds like a fun time!!

Final score:

96points

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Glen Ellyn 4 weeks ago

To me, a waterboard should be what we used to call a kickboard, used during beginner swimming lessons. Or any kind of board used in water - surfboard, boogie board, etc.

23points

FaberGrad , Michael McCarthy/Flickr Report

#12

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed A water moccasin isn't a comfortable aquatic shoe.

Final score:

91points

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DudeFortitude (He/Him) 4 weeks ago

"Yeah I'll be there in a sec, gotta put on my moccasins to go to the beach - OW F**K OW WHAT THE HELL HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE OW OW OW also how did I not see that it was a snake OW OW S**T OW OW OW" - Someone, probably

26points

kiathelesbian , PABLO GÓMEZ/Pexels Report

You might have heard someone say they have tennis elbow, and it sounds like an injury you'd get from playing too much tennis. But it actually has nothing to do with the sport at all. Tennis elbow refers to a painful condition caused by overuse of the forearm muscles, which can happen to anyone, whether they play tennis or not.

#13

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Bear spray. I worked in the tourist industry and every year we hear stories of some idiot who think it’s like mosquito spray and spray it on their children and selves.

Final score:

91points

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Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago

Please post a video.

42points

#14

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Sweetbread is not a pastry.

Foxien , stu_spivack/Flickr Report

Final score:

89points

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glowworm2 4 weeks ago

Sweetmeats on the other hand are, which makes it even more confusing.

51points

cheddarpants , Mikhail Nilov/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed “Right to Work” is one. “Pro-life” is another one.

Final score:

86points

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Freya the Wanderer 4 weeks ago

"Right to work" means "right of employers to bust unions and pay their employees starvation wages."

51points

mezasu123 , Colin Knowles/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#16

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Inflammable does not mean not flammable. It means it is flammable.

Final score:

85points

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Forrest Hobbs 4 weeks ago

"Inflammable" came first and makes sense, and I quote: 'we get inflammable from the Latin verb inflammare, which combines flammare ("to catch fire") with a Latin prefix in- (more commonly seen as en- in English, as in enfold) meaning "to cause to be." ' More here: https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/flammable-or-inflammable

38points

Solid_Deer594 , United States Government Report

When you "hit your funny bone," you might expect a chuckle or a lighthearted moment. However, it’s neither a bone nor a joke when you bump it. What you're actually striking is the ulnar nerve, which runs along the inside of your elbow.

When this nerve gets knocked, it sends a jolt of sharp discomfort through your arm, and it’s definitely no laughing matter!

#17

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Friendly-Fire.

Final score:

83points

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panther 4 weeks ago

If you are my friend WHY ARE YOU FIRING AT ME?

29points

Originallyanybody , Kaboompics.com/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#18

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed I’ve been waiting for a question like this!! My answer: the phrase “the jury was hung” meaning they all couldn’t decide on one verdict together. The first thing my mind goes to is “wow! They hung the whole jury by their necks!!”

EDIT: YES I’m aware the correct terminology is HANGED I live down the street from Salem where the witches got HANGED I just immediately think HUNG when people say HUNG JURY I know it’s incorrect it’s just what comes to mind thanks reddit folk.

Final score:

80points

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leendadll 4 weeks ago

Upvote for the edit

44points

djlaw919 , Trump Media & Technology Group Report

#19

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Truth Social.

Final score:

79points

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keyboardtek 4 weeks ago

Orwellian phrases.

37points

InsertScreenNameHere , Aaron Kittredge/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#20

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed The Patriot Act.

Final score:

77points

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Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago

The Total Government Control Over Every Part of Your Life and Denial of Constitutional Rights Act

59points

#21

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Perusing Door Dash earlier, trying to figure out what I wanted. Came across a place called Hello Cake. Thinking we had a new bakery in town, I clicked. They do not, in fact, sell cake. They sell butt plugs and other assorted sex toys. 😐.

Bowie-Lover , doordash Report

Final score:

71points

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Atomic Giraffe 4 weeks ago

Why is it on doordash? 😂

52points

Ill_Refrigerator_593 , David Stanley/Flickr Report

Even koalas aren’t quite what they seem at first glance. We often affectionately refer to them as "koala bears," but they’re not bears at all. Instead, koalas are marsupials, belonging to the same unique family as kangaroos and opossums.

This means that, like their larger relatives, female koalas carry their young in pouches, nurturing them until they’re ready to face the world.

#22

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Greenland.

Final score:

70points

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DudeFortitude (He/Him) 4 weeks ago

Iceland.

65points

FeetPics_or_Pizza , ROCKETMANN TEAM/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#23

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Ectopic pregnancy. Tissue growing outside the uterus in an almost malignant fashion that has no chance of viability and will probably k*ll the afflicted person is not in any sense a “pregnancy”. The name needs to be changed to reflect the medical condition that it is.

Final score:

70points

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Dorothea Stovall 4 weeks ago

It's a "pregnancy" because it's a fertilized ovum. It's ectopic because it's "out of place."

118points

LeonZhugh , Vincent Diamante/Flick (not the actual photo) Report

#24

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed **Rocky Mountain Oysters**—they're not oysters at all! They're actually bull testicles, and the name can really throw people off.

Final score:

69points

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Bell-icose Premium 4 weeks ago

You typically find them in of broken Dyson ball cleaners.

29points

Now, here’s one for the peanut lovers. If you think you’re avoiding legumes, think again. Peanuts aren't nuts; they're actually legumes, like beans and lentils.

Also, have you ever wondered about "dry cleaning"? It sounds like a process that doesn’t involve water, but in reality, your clothes do get wet—just not with water. Instead, they’re cleaned with special chemicals.

#25

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Citizens United.

schaefer , historica Report

Final score:

66points

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Riley Quinn 4 weeks ago

Their mission almost sounds reasonable until you realize it a bunch of Conservative jackoffs who want to indoctrinate people towards their skewed way of visualizing the US.

39points

Tough_Stretch , Михаил Крамор/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#26

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed I once met a girl named, I kid you not, Sweet Princess Smith (last name changed for privacy). She was a huge b***h. Nothing sweet or princess-like about her.

Final score:

63points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago

Her brother was called Sweet Jesus.

46points

Previous-Recording18 , Pixabay/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Golytely

If you've had a colonoscopy, you know.

Final score:

61points

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Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago

I used to work in a hospital. We somewhat-jokingly called it Goheavily.

22points

Names can be pretty misleading sometimes, right? These posts remind us that it’s always good to pay attention! What do you think? Do you know of any interesting names that completely mean something else?

#28

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Nutty Putty Cave sounds like such a joyous good time.

KarmicPotato , ABSTRACT/Youtube Report

Final score:

54points

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Beak Hookage 4 weeks ago

These days you could just as well call it Nutty Putty Tomb. Because that's what it is.

32points

#29

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Vitamin Water.

RBFxJMH , kobakou/Flickr Report

Final score:

53points

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Moë 4 weeks ago

Should be called diabetes water

23points

Psychological_Tower1 , secstate-wa/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#30

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Suffrage.

Final score:

51points

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Bell-icose Premium 4 weeks ago

Upvote for voting!

40points

avadocmomm , Tony Alter/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#31

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Dyson Ball Cleaner.

Final score:

48points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago

and I found out it was misnamed the hard way.

54points

Obvious-Bag73 , Vivien Kong/Youtube Report

#32

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed The English Horn:

Not English.

Not a horn.

Final score:

42points

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Forrest Hobbs 4 weeks ago

In the UK, it's called the "cor anglais", ultimately coming from Middle High German "engellisches Horn" meaning "angelic horn". All very odd, really. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cor_anglais#History_and_etymology

23points

#33

Red delicious apples.

1tacoshort Report

Final score:

42points

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glowworm2 4 weeks ago

Golden Delicious on the other hand actually are really good.

22points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#34

Poop deck.

Otis_NYGiants Report

Final score:

40points

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Peter Parker 4 weeks ago

Don't you like more seamen on your poop deck?

30points

#35

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Yellowcake.

BathshebaJones , Tungsten Report

Final score:

39points

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Show Thyself 4 weeks ago

Here's the wikipedia-explanation to help understanding: "Yellowcake (also called urania) is a type of powdered uranium concentrate obtained from leach solutions, in an intermediate step in the processing of uranium ores. It is a step in the processing of uranium after it has been mined but before fuel fabrication or uranium enrichment."

20points

#36

Sex wax sounds like something used to make certain body parts slippery. In reality, it is used to make a surfboard not so slippery.

catkm24 Report

Final score:

38points

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G 4 weeks ago

I thought it was just called board wax 🤔

19points

#37

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Butterflies are not actually made of butter and you SHOULD NOT COOK WITH THEM.

Lootboxboy , Aka Hige Report

Final score:

38points

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Tim Gibbs 4 weeks ago

HAMster 🤣

20points

#38

Literally ANY bill being introduced in American politics.

JoeSchmo_Laxbro Report

Final score:

38points

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 weeks ago

Ask Monica Lewinsky...

18points

Fun-Background-3394 Report

#39

Cornhole.

Final score:

36points

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Cally2001 4 weeks ago

I went to a work event in the USA (from the UK) and they arranged to play it in the evening... I was really concerned until it was explained 😁

26points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#40

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed The opposite, but SUPERVISION sounds so much cooler than it actually is.

timisstupid , Urban Gyllström/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

31points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago

Makes those people being supervised the underblind?

7points

#41

“Unloosen” , as in shoe laces - means the exact same thing as “loosen”. Grammatically correct but logically ridiculous. Absurd even. I might write a letter to my senator.

mrsqueaksworld Report

Final score:

28points

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ZuriLovesYou 4 weeks ago (edited)

Who the heII says "unloosen" anyway? Unloosen should mean the same thing as "tighten".

46points

#42

Full self driving.

derpyninja Report

Final score:

26points

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General Anaesthesia 4 weeks ago (edited)

FSD, coming to a car accident near you.

23points

Mrrandom314159 , ConnieBlackwood (not the actual photo) Report

#43

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed The Incredibly Deadly Viper.

Final score:

24points

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Anonymouse 4 weeks ago

Series of Unfortunate Events!

19points

TheRealOcsiban , Heather Kennedy/Flickr Report

#44

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Spinach artichoke dip SOUNDS healthy. It's got two vegetables right there in the name, but it ain't healthy at all.

Final score:

24points

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Daniel Atkins 4 weeks ago

Yeah the cheese, cream cheese mayo and sour cream kinda cancel the healthy part out but it tastes good. Not what is pictured though.

20points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#45

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Euthanasia is not the young people of Asia.

OldMastodon5363 , Pixabay/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

22points

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Panda McPandaface 4 weeks ago

Yeeaahh... Weak joke.

12points

#46

Misleading name? Salsa dancing.

alvinathequeena Report

Final score:

22points

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PunnyPanda 4 weeks ago

So much for that bag of chips I brought... darn.

21points

Different-Citron-984 , Dana Loyzaga/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#47

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Airsoft is one, suprised I forgot about that

Final score:

19points

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UKDeek 4 weeks ago

The original name came from the propellent used in the replica weapons used, which was less powerful than CO2, "soft air". Due to translation differences this became "air soft" or airsoft as we know it today.

6points

anon , Fox Wu/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#48

"Flushable Wipes": 50 Things That Need To Be Renamed Warhammer 40k

I have yet to see all 40,000 warhammers.

Final score:

16points

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Riley Quinn 4 weeks ago

You need to get in touch with Henry Cavill.

8points

#49

Baby aspirin.

casspant Report

Final score:

13points

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Dorothea Stovall 4 weeks ago

They were invented a long time ago and was used for children until the correlation with Reye's syndrome was found.

24points

#50

Mineral spirits is not healthy liquor.

Grouchy-Post Report

Final score:

13points

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Panda McPandaface 4 weeks ago

Did anyone claim it was?

3points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Note: this post originally had 52 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

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Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago

Civil War. It usually isn't very civil.

23points

Ali H M Salehuddin 4 weeks ago

Bored Panda. Should be renamed Recycled Panda.

19points

Sera 4 weeks ago

"Reddit but Worse"

7points

Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago (edited)

Karate Weapons. The word "karate" means "empty hands" i.e. no weapons.

14points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago

Camel spider. It is technically not a spider, which makes it a really odd looking camel!

7points

IamMe 4 weeks ago

When I was a kid, I begged and begged my mother to buy me grape nuts cereal. They taste nothing like grapes or nuts. They taste like salty dogfood.

6points

Mike F 3 weeks ago

And that nasty stuff will break your teeth.

1point

Bat cat in a hat 4 weeks ago

Guinea pigs, I suppose Andean rodent was not as catchy

4points

Apatheist Account2 4 weeks ago

I once reversed my car into a tree, and damaged the boot. I went looking for a replacement at a car boot sale. True story.

4points

Schmebulock 3 weeks ago

Conservatives - They are not

3points

Dean H 3 weeks ago

They do conserve a lot of shiit

0points

wowbagger 4 weeks ago

"Gold filled" jewelry is the opposite of filled with gold.

3points

Sky Render 4 weeks ago

Grey goo. Sounds like hair gel or something, is actually an AI nightmare scenario involving self-replicator nanomachines consuming everything they can reach to make more of themselves.

3points

Lance LaRocque 3 weeks ago

Love triangle, it has 3 sides which should mean Jacob and Edward could end up together.

2points

JL 4 weeks ago

Cedric The Entertainer. I haven't been entertained by him at all.

2points

Mike F 3 weeks ago

Watch the movie "A Haunted House" he was hilarious in that movie.

0points

SirWriteALot 3 weeks ago

Football. You guys need to call it hand-egg.

0points

Joanne Hudson 3 weeks ago (edited)

Bathing suit * pussycat * wedding shower * auto shop * beauty shop if you promise not to hurt me * high school (see beauty shop) * kindergarten

0points

UKGrandad 4 weeks ago

Military Intelligence is a definite oxymoron.

0points

UncleJohn3000 4 weeks ago

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0points

Slapdash1 4 weeks ago

The Holy Roman Empire. Definitely neither holy nor Roman, and for most of it's history not an actual empire. Guinea pig - not from Guinea and not a pig

0points

Another Panda 4 weeks ago

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Not everyone who has ADD is hyperactive; nor is it a deficit of attention. Its actually a a result of deficit or otherwise abnormalities in dopamine/seratonin/norepinephrine transmitters, abnormal beta wave function, and defective DRD-2 gene. The result is often hyperfocus on a task that feeds the “reward” loop, or for only the immediately urgent to capture attention while everything this else becomes confusion in the background due to overwhelming stimuli.

0points

sofacushionfort 4 weeks ago

“Massage setting” on shower head. More accurately “dingleberry setting.”

0points

n75mk9nk2n 4 weeks ago

The United States of America. We're anything but. In practice, we're not one nation under God or anything else. We're fifty loosely affiliated, constantly squabbling micronations, each convinced that they should control the other 49 and that no one can tell them what to do.

-2points

Bec 4 weeks ago

'United' refers to the post Civil war reunification. In God we trust and Under God are Cold War ridiculousnous. We should go back to E Pluribus Unum, from many one.

1point

Panda McPandaface 4 weeks ago

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Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago

Civil War. It usually isn't very civil.

23points

Ali H M Salehuddin 4 weeks ago

Bored Panda. Should be renamed Recycled Panda.

19points

Sera 4 weeks ago

"Reddit but Worse"

7points

Justin Tyme 4 weeks ago (edited)

Karate Weapons. The word "karate" means "empty hands" i.e. no weapons.

14points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago

Camel spider. It is technically not a spider, which makes it a really odd looking camel!

7points

IamMe 4 weeks ago

When I was a kid, I begged and begged my mother to buy me grape nuts cereal. They taste nothing like grapes or nuts. They taste like salty dogfood.

6points

Mike F 3 weeks ago

And that nasty stuff will break your teeth.

1point

Bat cat in a hat 4 weeks ago

Guinea pigs, I suppose Andean rodent was not as catchy

4points

Apatheist Account2 4 weeks ago

I once reversed my car into a tree, and damaged the boot. I went looking for a replacement at a car boot sale. True story.

4points

Schmebulock 3 weeks ago

Conservatives - They are not

3points

Dean H 3 weeks ago

They do conserve a lot of shiit

0points

wowbagger 4 weeks ago

"Gold filled" jewelry is the opposite of filled with gold.

3points

Sky Render 4 weeks ago

Grey goo. Sounds like hair gel or something, is actually an AI nightmare scenario involving self-replicator nanomachines consuming everything they can reach to make more of themselves.

3points

Lance LaRocque 3 weeks ago

Love triangle, it has 3 sides which should mean Jacob and Edward could end up together.

2points

JL 4 weeks ago

Cedric The Entertainer. I haven't been entertained by him at all.

2points

Mike F 3 weeks ago

Watch the movie "A Haunted House" he was hilarious in that movie.

0points

SirWriteALot 3 weeks ago

Football. You guys need to call it hand-egg.

0points

Joanne Hudson 3 weeks ago (edited)

Bathing suit * pussycat * wedding shower * auto shop * beauty shop if you promise not to hurt me * high school (see beauty shop) * kindergarten

0points

UKGrandad 4 weeks ago

Military Intelligence is a definite oxymoron.

0points

UncleJohn3000 4 weeks ago

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0points

Slapdash1 4 weeks ago

The Holy Roman Empire. Definitely neither holy nor Roman, and for most of it's history not an actual empire. Guinea pig - not from Guinea and not a pig

0points

Another Panda 4 weeks ago

0points

sofacushionfort 4 weeks ago

“Massage setting” on shower head. More accurately “dingleberry setting.”

0points

n75mk9nk2n 4 weeks ago

-2points

Bec 4 weeks ago

'United' refers to the post Civil war reunification. In God we trust and Under God are Cold War ridiculousnous. We should go back to E Pluribus Unum, from many one.

1point