I would have titled this "Lazy man too preoccupied by his grown step-son's sex life to help his wife clean the house he lives in".

This has got to be the most American thing on the planet. Why on Earth would anyone mind their 18 year old bringing a gf/bf home?

If I was busting my a*s cleaning and my husband was taking standing around taking pics of it, I'd go into meltdown mode.

I don't understand... why the secrecy?

How about parents stop broadcasting their children's f*****g whole lives on the internet! Everything we type on the internet is a digital tattoo. He's also invading the young girls privacy and potentially her safety. Moron.

We have a studio above the garage. It has its own entrance so my son could do this easily without me knowing. But something weard always happens which makes me suspicious... It cannot be a coincidence that when I go to the post office 1 mile from here, my son passes by with a girl carrying a sleeping bag on her way to the bus stop..... What are the odds? And I bet she never used her sleeping bag... LOL!

Why is this even a topic? Who actually cares if their 18 (!) year Olds have sex?! Is than one of these US puritan things?

Being a stepparent is tough, but live tweeting that instead of telling his wife was not the way to go

Normally don't repeat other people's comments, but it struck me early on in this post. Wife cleaning, on her f*****g own, enough that she needs a nap after, and the husband pissing around on social media, and son doing sod all too. I am seething.

they will have a better plan next time.And a bucket, lol you did a gr8 story, hahaha

I think that husband/father would do good if he did the cleaning and let the wife/mom relax or take pictures!

Thank you stepdad for not being a jerk. Maybe wife knows and (A) Is in total denial, or (B) Isn't worried. MAYBE wife is lying in bed posting on her phone "Son brought his best friend home last night and she's a great young lady. I hope he's using the condoms I left on top of his side table that he put in the drawer. Maybe this will give hubby some ideas and we can make a little noise of our own."

So this Tricky-D guy obviously is unaware that he could be getting some nooky instead of just listening to other people get it if he would just pick up a broom or a vacuum or a dishrag or throw in a load of clothes and help his wife out. Get the book "Pornography For Women"!!! There is nothing sexier than a working man, especially when he's working for his wife ;)

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I don't have a Twitter so I guess I don't understand why the timestamps on these posts don't at all match the timeframes he is referring to (even if the timezone is different from mine)

Yeah I never would have been able to pull this off. My mom had radar...if I even came home 3 minutes late she would know. And i would hear "GOODNIGHT" from down the hall i a very mom tone. She would have been able to detect 2 sets of footsteps on the stairs!

"close friend "i dont think so... maybe mom and stepdad SHOULD pay attention lol

Last tweet is savage haha

I enjoyed that. The suspense !

I found my nephew was using my apartment with his gf. Found a box of condoms in the trash can (not my brand). Called him for lunch and had a little chat with him. Turns out he had been doing this for TWO YEARS! Couldn't get mad at him as he was using protection, the girl was a very nice girl and the both were very much in love with each other. The only thing i could do is tell him days after thay had installed a new surveillance system in ALL rooms. Never saw anything weird in my appartmente scince.

When my cousin was 14 he hid his girlfriend in his closet for 3 days! But mad mama found her!

my Mom would have been able to smell another female in the house! lol

Cool story, but can we talk about that shine on the bathroom tile??? Hot damn, that's amazing!

I'm just in shock. I don't know at what: the son's boldness, the wife's not knowing, or the dad just watching this unfold.

Mom knows

I love cleaning my house alone, music blasting! No one would clean it the same way and I would spend more time explaining how I like it so it's not worth it to have someone help. My husband does enough other stuff and is a huge help in so many ways. Why ask him to do something he hates when I can actually enjoy it. All I ask is, leave the house and get out of my way lol

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WTF is with so many people on here lacking any sort of humour whatsoever and being compkete busy body feminists, getting all mad about the guy posting a few twitter posts whilst his wife cleans? You dont know their life, or what their system is or how they run their household!? He has given you zero facts about any of that, how the f**k do you know he wasnt helping cleaning ? He wasnt posting every single millisecond of the day?? And what if she prefers to so the cleaning on her own? Personally i prefer my husband do things like mow the lawn and take care of the yard, take the garbage out, take the groceries out of the car, and i prefer to clean because i am just better at it than he is and im much more satisfied when i clean... hes better at some things and im better at others... this is why we have a balanced household. So many f*****g feminists on her trying to prove a point! Either get the facts and then comment or just MIND YOUR BUSINESS AND HAVE A FRIGGIN LAUGH! Jeeeeezzzzzz

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When my friend came for a sleepover and my mom caught us in coitus mode :*)

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Any decent girl/guy would not disrespect someone else's home like this. I don't like people who are sneaky. If you're old enough to screw? Get a room.

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My step father caught me with a girl in HS. I told him"at least it wasn't a guy" she never found out

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That's his wife in the picture? You mean the person with all those tatoos, AND a Brown Jungle under her right armpit? Wow! This isn't 1960s Germany is it?