it definitely worked;D

To the Mobilebat, we must go joke the Catcher.

It totally sounds like the plot of a bad movie that could exist.

That is actually cool

You can't argue with that logic

It's true. This is a requirement on the "Dad" application.

My first crush

In a parallel universe a seal dad is wishing happy birthday to his kid too (right)

The one on the right is his other daughter. It wasn't her birthday.

Thanks for clarifying dad. I couldn’t tell which was the daughter

Its very confusing

What kind of dog is this?

Pretty sure that's a sea lion, not a seal. Seals do not have (visible) ears.

How old is his other daughter

Raylin must've given her dad the seal of approval to share this ;)

Where’s her hair?

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a Legend looks like. (Yes, with a capital 'L' - he's that good).

Is there a direct correlation between the ribs and the fire?

Im a people watcher and have done loss prevention and can see two people at different ends of a store and know whos together and who isnt.

temporarily reduce your vocabulary to just yes, and/or no.

😅😅😅😅looks like fun

Buhahaha, the literal translation from other languages is always brilliant!

Curiousity kills me: what did Dennis do in 1973?

Oof!

Good plan

Bee cool

When they close the bar back up they are literally causing a fence.

yeah but by that age it;s more likely they have done something to deserve the torture.

Now, where's my 'invest' button when I need it?

No, don't argue about who's going home - revel in being on the same wavelength!

You forgot left in random places glasses with vodka so kid would think it was a water

Been there. 🙄 Then he told me I was being lazy, I just needed to focus, and eventually I was just useless. Wonder why I have a panic attack when I see equations, and failed algebra...?

Very nice lettering.

and then phone their wives about everything that they actually needed in their bags for the day

You don't mess with Kinder Surprise version Female

hahaha, jj WATT get it...get it...oh.

This made me laugh really hard. My husband and I have always liked to BBQ, but once he turned 35 we got a smoker and have been into it since hahaha

And now if you will be lucky to get house like this you won't be able to afford family or shoes..

lol - I could feel the uncomforted need for someone to wake up, but the want for them to stay asleep.....

Where's John Cena? All I see is a teen?

Replace the beer with Pepsi zero, and you've got my dad and me! 😁😅

Almost true. You have to include cops and firemen. Maybe even a builder.

that is really cool

me eating a veggie after 3 pounds of candy

agreed

Aah yes us Greg's mortal enemy

HOLY S**T. I do not want to know how much money that dude spent that day.

He was the taco the town.