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40 Of The Best Dad Jokes Shared On This Instagram Account Created For Everyone Who Loves Dad Humor (New Pics)
Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!
So let’s celebrate our dear dads making our daily lives all the weirder, cringier, and quirkier with their seemingly never-ending stream of puns. Below we selected some of the best new ones from the internet's beloved Dad Says Jokes account to make your eyes roll out of their sockets and to remind you that it can always be worse when it comes to a sense of humor.
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With the popularity of weird and cringy dad jokes soaring, it’s only fair to wonder what it is about them that people find them so entertaining. This relatively new humor sub-genre has been taking the internet by storm with Dad Says Jokes on Instagram leading the pack with a whopping 2.3M followers.
“Sometimes they are so bad, or make us cringe and roll our eyes, but in the end, that is exactly what makes us laugh,” Matthew Lance Smith, Moonpig’s head of studio, told Bored Panda. Moonpig, an online card and gift retailer, has recently done a study to find the cringiest dad joke out there. The competition was tough, as you can imagine, and with such an overwhelming selection to choose from, the results were rather brilliant.
Taking the top spot as the all-time favorite dad joke is a classic - ‘What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.’ As with many, the obviousness of the answer is iconic and a key comical factor in the making of a great dad joke.
According to Smith, what makes dad jokes almost universally funny (or rather, punny) is the fact that “they are reminiscent of the embarrassment you would feel as a child from your parents, so a sense of nostalgia and innocence mixed with the humor get us all laughing.”
Moonpig’s study also showed that the much-loved straightforward tone of dad jokes seems to be a favorite. Puns were also a common feature in the top 10, suggesting the nation loves a classic play on words.
“I think what truly makes a dad joke is that they are cringey in nature,” Simon, Moonpig’s head of brand, told Bored Panda. “For me, the ultimate dad jokes are made up of a combination of puns and punchy one-liners, mixed with the cheeky nature in which they are delivered,” he concluded.
They seasoned it with some weed. The steaks are high in the restaurant business these days.
Hailed as the cringiest jokes out there, they entertain because they happen in a home setting and are performed by the dad himself. Of course, today, dad jokes have become a broader concept that defines overly punny jokes that sound as if they were described by dad. It no longer means that only dad can say such jokes. Quite on the contrary, it's their kids who throw these funny one-liners around at the family reunion party.
Why is the Apple headquarters like an impenetrable fortress? It has no Windows and no Gates😊
I met a man with a glass eye named Smith. I don't know the name of his other eye...
Guy in a bar asked me how to say one leg in german. I said ein bein. Slapped his hand on the bar and said I'll have one.
Why do scuba divers roll off the boat backwards? Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be on the boat.
Why do Elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Load More Replies...Im 30 and these kind of jokes amused me now. oh why.
My friend asked why I called her dog Pizza. I said cause she's a pizza shih tzu!! (True story!!)
My sister had a cat name PITA... It stood for Pain In The @$$.
Load More Replies...Don't get bit by a bird, you might get chirpies.... Its a canarial disease............ its untweetable..... ok im leaving
Only 3 bad puns? Glad I read to the (current) bottom.
Load More Replies...Here's a joke I came up with a few years back. I used it to torture military men as I gave them haircuts. Trapped audience. I start out with, "Are you good at spelling? It might help." Then tell them, "Okay, the joke is in two parts. First part: My feet are legends. Do you get it?" Most didn't get it right off so I would ask, "How do you spell 'legends'?" Then I would follow up with, "Okay, the next part doesn't require spelling but now that you know the first one, you might get it. Second part: What is it called if I spilled milk on my foot?" They usually didn't get that one either so after awhile I would tell them, "If I spilled milk on my foot, it would be legendary" 😜
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'how are we going to drive this?'
Some grapes rode a rollercoaster for the first time. Really, it was a hair-raisin event :D
I only have one joke. What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain’s log.
Why do scuba divers roll off the boat backwards? Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be on the boat.
Why do Elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Load More Replies...Im 30 and these kind of jokes amused me now. oh why.
My friend asked why I called her dog Pizza. I said cause she's a pizza shih tzu!! (True story!!)
My sister had a cat name PITA... It stood for Pain In The @$$.
Load More Replies...Don't get bit by a bird, you might get chirpies.... Its a canarial disease............ its untweetable..... ok im leaving
Only 3 bad puns? Glad I read to the (current) bottom.
Load More Replies...Here's a joke I came up with a few years back. I used it to torture military men as I gave them haircuts. Trapped audience. I start out with, "Are you good at spelling? It might help." Then tell them, "Okay, the joke is in two parts. First part: My feet are legends. Do you get it?" Most didn't get it right off so I would ask, "How do you spell 'legends'?" Then I would follow up with, "Okay, the next part doesn't require spelling but now that you know the first one, you might get it. Second part: What is it called if I spilled milk on my foot?" They usually didn't get that one either so after awhile I would tell them, "If I spilled milk on my foot, it would be legendary" 😜
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'how are we going to drive this?'
Some grapes rode a rollercoaster for the first time. Really, it was a hair-raisin event :D
I only have one joke. What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain’s log.