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Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!

So let’s celebrate our dear dads making our daily lives all the weirder, cringier, and quirkier with their seemingly never-ending stream of puns. Below we selected some of the best new ones from the internet's beloved Dad Says Jokes account to make your eyes roll out of their sockets and to remind you that it can always be worse when it comes to a sense of humor.

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    With the popularity of weird and cringy dad jokes soaring, it’s only fair to wonder what it is about them that people find them so entertaining. This relatively new humor sub-genre has been taking the internet by storm with Dad Says Jokes on Instagram leading the pack with a whopping 2.3M followers.

    “Sometimes they are so bad, or make us cringe and roll our eyes, but in the end, that is exactly what makes us laugh,” Matthew Lance Smith, Moonpig’s head of studio, told Bored Panda. Moonpig, an online card and gift retailer, has recently done a study to find the cringiest dad joke out there. The competition was tough, as you can imagine, and with such an overwhelming selection to choose from, the results were rather brilliant.

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    Taking the top spot as the all-time favorite dad joke is a classic - ‘What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.’ As with many, the obviousness of the answer is iconic and a key comical factor in the making of a great dad joke.

    According to Smith, what makes dad jokes almost universally funny (or rather, punny) is the fact that “they are reminiscent of the embarrassment you would feel as a child from your parents, so a sense of nostalgia and innocence mixed with the humor get us all laughing.”

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    Moonpig’s study also showed that the much-loved straightforward tone of dad jokes seems to be a favorite. Puns were also a common feature in the top 10, suggesting the nation loves a classic play on words.

    “I think what truly makes a dad joke is that they are cringey in nature,” Simon, Moonpig’s head of brand, told Bored Panda. “For me, the ultimate dad jokes are made up of a combination of puns and punchy one-liners, mixed with the cheeky nature in which they are delivered,” he concluded.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seasoned it with some weed. The steaks are high in the restaurant business these days.

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    Hailed as the cringiest jokes out there, they entertain because they happen in a home setting and are performed by the dad himself. Of course, today, dad jokes have become a broader concept that defines overly punny jokes that sound as if they were described by dad. It no longer means that only dad can say such jokes. Quite on the contrary, it's their kids who throw these funny one-liners around at the family reunion party.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you do not need to be cool to openly speak your mind.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the Apple headquarters like an impenetrable fortress? It has no Windows and no Gates😊

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    Kim Steffen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in a bar asked me how to say one leg in german. I said ein bein. Slapped his hand on the bar and said I'll have one.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goldfish has a bigger attention span if he is watching you for hours

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you may think i'm "bold" but as soon as i found my "teams" we will "powerpoint" your lair to the "police".

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwah! This is so stoopid and awesome!!!! Favorite so far, I dunno. I'm questioning myself with how entertained I am! Apparently I'm 6

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proceeds to solve 75% of his problems… buys more books…

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be the worst book ever. because falling down stairs is random, not selective

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    siiiigh two days ago I was pushing a fanta against a table for sometime until one of my parents finally asked what I was doing.....just to say this

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