Success! Baby is safe and happy.

Honestly, that was my favorite part of maternity leave. I was never in a rush. It felt fantastic.

It's amazing the reflexes people can get to protect their children!

there definitly are those days!

I want that snooze button on my cat as well. Every god damn night she wakes up between 2 - 4 am and make sure we wake up too.

she took of her sock, she soaked the sock in the toilet, she sucked on her sock. I was to shocked to say anything.

I always wondered why my nephew poop looks Green in color, then I googled it..

i have a niece, she did the same with poo

Because I'm happy!

exactly how long is your paternity leave?!?! Has the kid started dancing already?!?

Aww.. Poor guy!

This really is the truest one. Moms are bears. Dads are miles! Good team for kiddos and other needy creatures. :-)