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Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

Nobody knows about lack of privacy more than parents. Forget about showering in peace, working in peace and yes, even going to the bathroom in peace. Clint Edward’s, author of the parenting blog ‘No Idea What I’m Doing: A Daddy Blog,” shared one of his more public bathroom parenting experiencing in a recent Facebook post.
The dad of three was two hours into a family road trip when ‘diarrhea struck.’ He was with his four-year-old in a gas station and had no choice but to bring her along to the bathroom. As Edward’s struggled with his bowels, his daughter proved herself to be the “Richard Simmons of pooping.” She cheered on her dad with words of affirmation such as “You’re trying so hard!” and shouting “You’re doing it, Daddy! You’re doing it!” It occurred to the father later, that she was channeling him and his wife’s method of potty training through encouraging phrases. Still, the dad has since dubbed his daughter the “world’s most wonderful cheerleader,” supporting him through everything from using the restroom to eating his vegetables.

Clint loves sharing stories about his kids. He started his blog during a lull in a different writing project and by the end of the year had written for the New York Times, the Washington Post and been featured on Good Morning America. The father of three just published a book titled “I’m Sorry…Love, Your Husband.” His favorite part of being a dad? “I’m just in it for the snuggles.”

Scroll down below for the full post and pictures of the Edward’s family!

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The dad of three was two hours into a family road trip when ‘diarrhea struck’

Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

He was with his four-year-old in a gas station and had no choice but to bring her along to the bathroom

Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

Hopefully, the medicine helped!

Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

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Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

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Wanda Queen 6 years ago

I must be getting old because all I can think is.....why? Why is this on the internet? This is a story you tell your spouse and maybe your BFF....not the world.

26points

Hisseefit 6 years ago

Because he sells humor books.

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Chiemi Honda 6 years ago

I agree with you. The internet has become a place of oversharing...

9points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

I thought it was hilarious!

8points

Ellis 6 years ago

Because... HUMOUR! You should try it some time.

6points

JamesRTK 6 years ago

He didn’t tell it his wife though :)

4points

Elizabeth Gardner 6 years ago

because kids are downright funny and if you have never had the experience then you would not understand.

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Lois Crowe 6 years ago

Do they not go to the toilet in your household, then? Or does someone come round once a week with an extractor?

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Rebecah Ozuna 6 years ago

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Jack Urquhart 6 years ago

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Anibal Damiao 6 years ago

23points

Don Jon 6 years ago

wtf did i just read an ad?

17points

Lizard Queen 6 years ago

Yes. We all did.

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John Ashley 6 years ago

I feel like I just read an ad for an author.

11points

Basil 6 years ago

Oh, this is an ad. Booooo.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Kids learn from adults. So if adults cheer them on when pooping, they eventually think that's a normal thing to do and mimic their behavior.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

So it's not really surprising, but still funny :D

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David Horchak 6 years ago

Anything to get attention nowadays.

3points

Whiskey Sour 6 years ago

Why is this even here!!!????

3points

Anna Mcaffee 6 years ago

Yuck

2points

Echo 6 years ago

Uhm... good job? Keep up the "movement". #family #youcandoit #gasstationdrops #chachacha. Not really sure what else to say here. Hehe

2points

Agnew Dellinger 6 years ago

In the early '80's (a safer time in history) while out at a restaurant, our 5yo wanted to go potty by himself like a big boy. The john was in eyesite of our table so I said yes. Watching my watch, when he wasn't out in 90 seconds, I charged in there to find him, pants and Garanimals underpants dangling around his akles, sitting in the men's urinal! "About done daddy" he says as I grab him under his arms and move him quickly to the appropriate seat.

1point

Ricky Mckinnon 6 years ago

I have my suspicions this is not entirely true.

1point

Isa 1 year ago

I can't even share a photo of me on internet here he is telling a poop tale.

0points

Mónica Torrez 6 years ago

I laughed too hard while reading this in the office

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Mark Nilsson 6 years ago

Clickbait

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Elizabeth Gardner 6 years ago

My daughter ( middle) coming out of a public toilet during a long days travelling. She would have been about 7; holding her nose face screwed up and yelling at the top of voice oh mummy that lady in the next toilet really stinks. I got out of there very fast.

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Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Wa ha haaaaa.......absolutely hilarious!!

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Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Wa ha haaaaa............absolutely hilarious!!

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Irene McIver 6 years ago

When my son was young and got diarrhoea, he told me he'd been sick out of his bottom.

0points

Diane Diggs 6 years ago

Hilarious!!

0points

Diane Serpa 6 years ago

I don't care for people watching but people listening? IT IS GOLD! Especially listening to little tiny kids in public restrooms. I've got so many stories.

0points

Patricia Ross 6 years ago

This is my fault. I clearly read what it was about and clicked the link anyway.

0points

Nancy Massi 6 years ago

I live in Mexico so I can tell you Loperamide really works.

0points

Ian Sirota 6 years ago

That is awesome. Anyone with little kids can relate.

0points

LilicatUK 6 years ago

Coll story bro

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amanda strachan 6 years ago

The tears are streaming down my face I'm laughing so much. Cannot understand why some people are offended by this. With all the dreadful things going on in the world it's good not to take ourselves too seriously.

0points

Mojones 6 years ago

Dear diarrhea, please excuse my spraying. I can't stop my cheeks from shaking ...

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Heather Vance 6 years ago

Omg this is hilarious.

0points

RuthDaughtery 6 years ago

. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!

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RuthDaughtery 6 years ago

nice

0points

Elegant Vandalism 6 years ago

See? So it's nit just mums' who can't c**p in peace!

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Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago

If mom was in the car then why did he have "no choice" but to take his child into the bathroom with him?

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Megan Romero-Herman 6 years ago

Um cause would take more time to walk all way out to the car and back in. He wouldn’t have made it in time duh!

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Midna Geno 6 years ago

I was a teenager and was with my mom in the restaurants bathroom. While we were washing our hands mom lets out this huge fart and says "Oops! Little bit gassy there!" I start cracking up saying "a little?" and we notice there was someone in the stalls the whole time, we left cracking up.

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Bentley Allen 6 years ago

why are kids so honest?

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago

The fact she commented the SIZE cringes me out a little, nice story thou

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Yvonne Bernal 6 years ago

. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!

0points

Notsoswift 6 years ago

Bodily functions aren't off limits now I guess. The barrell's bottom is in sight :)

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Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

You saw the title; you could have skipped the story, but you read it so you could whine. If you're too immature to handle bodily function conversations, stay off the internet.

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Elaine16 6 years ago

If you didn't think this was funny, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent...and honest. In our straight-laced world a lot of what they do is funny. If you can't get down on the floor and laugh and play with the little guys, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh, BTW, I'm 71, and I think little kids see the world through new eyes and keep me young,

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Elaine16 6 years ago

If your didn't enjoy the humor here, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent and honest . In a straight-laced world, if you can't get down on the floor to laugh and play with the young ones, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh and BTW, I'm 71 and I thought this was hilarious.

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Rebecah Ozuna 6 years ago

Oregano tea, it's a powerful anti-diarrhea for me.

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Lola 6 years ago

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Happiness is Hippo 6 years ago

Why read it then?

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Wanda Queen 6 years ago

I must be getting old because all I can think is.....why? Why is this on the internet? This is a story you tell your spouse and maybe your BFF....not the world.

26points

Hisseefit 6 years ago

Because he sells humor books.

41points

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Chiemi Honda 6 years ago

I agree with you. The internet has become a place of oversharing...

9points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

I thought it was hilarious!

8points

Ellis 6 years ago

Because... HUMOUR! You should try it some time.

6points

JamesRTK 6 years ago

He didn’t tell it his wife though :)

4points

Elizabeth Gardner 6 years ago

because kids are downright funny and if you have never had the experience then you would not understand.

0points

Lois Crowe 6 years ago

Do they not go to the toilet in your household, then? Or does someone come round once a week with an extractor?

-2points

Rebecah Ozuna 6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Jack Urquhart 6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Anibal Damiao 6 years ago

23points

Don Jon 6 years ago

wtf did i just read an ad?

17points

Lizard Queen 6 years ago

Yes. We all did.

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John Ashley 6 years ago

I feel like I just read an ad for an author.

11points

Basil 6 years ago

Oh, this is an ad. Booooo.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Kids learn from adults. So if adults cheer them on when pooping, they eventually think that's a normal thing to do and mimic their behavior.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

So it's not really surprising, but still funny :D

1point

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David Horchak 6 years ago

Anything to get attention nowadays.

3points

Whiskey Sour 6 years ago

Why is this even here!!!????

3points

Anna Mcaffee 6 years ago

Yuck

2points

Echo 6 years ago

Uhm... good job? Keep up the "movement". #family #youcandoit #gasstationdrops #chachacha. Not really sure what else to say here. Hehe

2points

Agnew Dellinger 6 years ago

1point

Ricky Mckinnon 6 years ago

I have my suspicions this is not entirely true.

1point

Isa 1 year ago

I can't even share a photo of me on internet here he is telling a poop tale.

0points

Mónica Torrez 6 years ago

I laughed too hard while reading this in the office

0points

Mark Nilsson 6 years ago

Clickbait

0points

Elizabeth Gardner 6 years ago

0points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Wa ha haaaaa.......absolutely hilarious!!

0points

Norman van Druten 6 years ago

Wa ha haaaaa............absolutely hilarious!!

0points

Irene McIver 6 years ago

When my son was young and got diarrhoea, he told me he'd been sick out of his bottom.

0points

Diane Diggs 6 years ago

Hilarious!!

0points

Diane Serpa 6 years ago

I don't care for people watching but people listening? IT IS GOLD! Especially listening to little tiny kids in public restrooms. I've got so many stories.

0points

Patricia Ross 6 years ago

This is my fault. I clearly read what it was about and clicked the link anyway.

0points

Nancy Massi 6 years ago

I live in Mexico so I can tell you Loperamide really works.

0points

Ian Sirota 6 years ago

That is awesome. Anyone with little kids can relate.

0points

LilicatUK 6 years ago

Coll story bro

0points

amanda strachan 6 years ago

0points

Mojones 6 years ago

Dear diarrhea, please excuse my spraying. I can't stop my cheeks from shaking ...

0points

Heather Vance 6 years ago

Omg this is hilarious.

0points

RuthDaughtery 6 years ago

. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!

0points

RuthDaughtery 6 years ago

nice

0points

Elegant Vandalism 6 years ago

See? So it's nit just mums' who can't c**p in peace!

0points

Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago

If mom was in the car then why did he have "no choice" but to take his child into the bathroom with him?

0points

Megan Romero-Herman 6 years ago

Um cause would take more time to walk all way out to the car and back in. He wouldn’t have made it in time duh!

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Midna Geno 6 years ago

0points

Bentley Allen 6 years ago

why are kids so honest?

0points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago

The fact she commented the SIZE cringes me out a little, nice story thou

0points

Yvonne Bernal 6 years ago

. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!

0points

Notsoswift 6 years ago

Bodily functions aren't off limits now I guess. The barrell's bottom is in sight :)

0points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

You saw the title; you could have skipped the story, but you read it so you could whine. If you're too immature to handle bodily function conversations, stay off the internet.

7points

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Elaine16 6 years ago

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Elaine16 6 years ago

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Rebecah Ozuna 6 years ago

Oregano tea, it's a powerful anti-diarrhea for me.

-2points

Lola 6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Happiness is Hippo 6 years ago

Why read it then?

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Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter

The dad of three was two hours into a family road trip when ‘diarrhea struck’

He was with his four-year-old in a gas station and had no choice but to bring her along to the bathroom

Hopefully, the medicine helped!

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