I run Never Stay Dead most known for doing cute and offensive Greeting cards.
Here are some simple little comics that I've done that you might find relatable (especially if you have a cat). Some are just silly...
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i think this is an extreme case of "CATFISHING" download-5...7c0312.jpg
"Eh...The toy is dead. I can't kill it anymore....Can it be revived so i can make it suffer and kill it again?"
Or- carrying around a tail-less, tortured lizard like it will get Stockholm syndrome and decide to stay?
Aww...I had to intervene when I caught my cat cornering a wolf spider for the kill. This spider clearly wanted to LIVE. Even after he was swatted by a monster 1000x his size, he reared up on his back legs and raised his front ones in a gesture that clearly said, "not without a fight, cat!" I had to go get the bug cup to escort this tiny badass outside.
Load More Replies...you know your jeans are cool when they cut off the blood from your waist down to your ankles
Exercise for the day: getting into and out of pants. Such an athletic endeavor
I LOVE it that guys wear tight jeans! This way, I can find some jeans for myself at the shops. Female clothes usually only come in small sizes, so I need to look for the "feminine" male jeans. True story, I'm not even exaggerating and not even the only one. Still, I need ti try the first, because some designs make space for the penis, which can result very uncomfortable to walk for a woman (we are talking about tight jeans here).
When and why did men (in the US at least) stop dressing to attract the opposite sex?
nah, all cats come from hell not just the possessed ones
Load More Replies...my favorite thing about winter weather : created a cocoon of warmth and happiness
That works really well until you have to go to the bathroom. Nothing like taking your pants off in a frigid room after leaving a warm blanket cocoon. Brrr.
My cat likes to get onto the sink beside me and give me head butts when I'm trying to pee. If I don't lean over to let her bonk my head, she grabs my nose with her paw and pulls me to her. And just *try* to close her out of the bathroom. She can beat a closing door with time to spare. Sigh. She's lucky I have absolutely no resistance to her cuteness.
I always feel self conscious when I’m naked and then realize my dog is staring at me
Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping
Load More Replies...when your teachers gives you your yearly exam notifications at the same time
Yup! I always think I have such cute stuff until I actually try to wear any of it
I think this is a universal thing with us women. When I am going out I would spend what feels like eternity looking for something to wear, and complain that I don't have anything and think to myself I need to buy more. When I am just sitting at home sorting my wardrobe I become amazed of how many clothes I have, some I even forgot about.
I hate my consciousness. It’s taken away soooooo many puppies that I got in dreams....
when you wake up when you are 1 cm away from that kiss with ryan gosling
One of my cats does this so I had to Google why he ran after pooping. *Apparently* they run all over the place after pooping as a result of their natural instinct to confuse potential predators.
Then it will be more dishes, and after he uses the new dishes then, he will need to wash more dishes😒💀
Load More Replies...Totally relating, with the 1st games i was buying in the very late 90's and i found gorgeous back then...Where circles were more like hexagons...But i still consider as great games whilst actual one i'm generally "Well yaaah ok designs are nice. But....Not worth *random game over 10 years old name*"
everyones come back these days to mom jokes is *my moms dead*. is that really gonna stop someone who likes being a D bag?
I shall do it and make it so painful the guy cry every single time he goes to poo for like a month....
Bingo. Swearing a lot does not make your comics edgy.
Load More Replies...There are some good comics here but I'll be honest: I've seen much funnier and better ones.
Author, that was unnecessary. Zori just gave you advice and constructive criticism. If you don't want to follow it, at least respect it.
Load More Replies...Hey Phil I know there is lots of negative feedback here, so I just wanted to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed viewing these comics. Stay strong bro.
I thought these were awesome and personally I'm glad there Was cursing. It adds a flare regardless of what people are saying
For your artwork to be approved on this site you have to title how you have "anxiety" and this art "helps you cope" - people don't appreciate just genuine comics without a giant needy backstory apparantly
Load More Replies...Bingo. Swearing a lot does not make your comics edgy.
Load More Replies...There are some good comics here but I'll be honest: I've seen much funnier and better ones.
Author, that was unnecessary. Zori just gave you advice and constructive criticism. If you don't want to follow it, at least respect it.
Load More Replies...Hey Phil I know there is lots of negative feedback here, so I just wanted to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed viewing these comics. Stay strong bro.
I thought these were awesome and personally I'm glad there Was cursing. It adds a flare regardless of what people are saying
For your artwork to be approved on this site you have to title how you have "anxiety" and this art "helps you cope" - people don't appreciate just genuine comics without a giant needy backstory apparantly
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