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I run Never Stay Dead most known for doing cute and offensive Greeting cards.

Here are some simple little comics that I've done that you might find relatable (especially if you have a cat). Some are just silly...

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S.
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is true. I had once snapped a pic of an ugly area at my house, and after a filter, no one could believe it was our house at first. XD

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eh...The toy is dead. I can't kill it anymore....Can it be revived so i can make it suffer and kill it again?"

    Sparked Silly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or- carrying around a tail-less, tortured lizard like it will get Stockholm syndrome and decide to stay?

    Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried..... but I don't feel bad for the spider...

    scrappyrat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww...I had to intervene when I caught my cat cornering a wolf spider for the kill. This spider clearly wanted to LIVE. Even after he was swatted by a monster 1000x his size, he reared up on his back legs and raised his front ones in a gesture that clearly said, "not without a fight, cat!" I had to go get the bug cup to escort this tiny badass outside.

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    Ok Ha-Neul
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know your jeans are cool when they cut off the blood from your waist down to your ankles

    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor little penis.

    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Couldn’t they be a little tighter?” -fashion designers

    Sparked Silly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise for the day: getting into and out of pants. Such an athletic endeavor

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE it that guys wear tight jeans! This way, I can find some jeans for myself at the shops. Female clothes usually only come in small sizes, so I need to look for the "feminine" male jeans. True story, I'm not even exaggerating and not even the only one. Still, I need ti try the first, because some designs make space for the penis, which can result very uncomfortable to walk for a woman (we are talking about tight jeans here).

    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one who spotted a tiny d**k on the other panel?

    Marnee DeRider
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When and why did men (in the US at least) stop dressing to attract the opposite sex?

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    Alia Gail
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, all cats come from hell not just the possessed ones

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    Cerys Dunbar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends chatting about me if i die XD

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite thing about winter weather : created a cocoon of warmth and happiness

    scrappyrat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That works really well until you have to go to the bathroom. Nothing like taking your pants off in a frigid room after leaving a warm blanket cocoon. Brrr.

    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but when you come to australia break out on the ice cubes!!!!

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cat has some foul language

    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i assume all cats would if they could speak

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    Mhiller17
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that cat giving her..the middle finger? 😳😅

    S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice that! And yes, it is!

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am gonna poo that diet croquette on you."

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    scrappyrat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat likes to get onto the sink beside me and give me head butts when I'm trying to pee. If I don't lean over to let her bonk my head, she grabs my nose with her paw and pulls me to her. And just *try* to close her out of the bathroom. She can beat a closing door with time to spare. Sigh. She's lucky I have absolutely no resistance to her cuteness.

    İdil
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always wants to be on my lap when I'm trying to *you know*. When I don't let him, he climbs on my back and chills on my back until I'm done. I'm still trying to figure out which one I should go with, lap or back... Privacy isn't an option obviously.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this... “personal space” thing?

    CCosine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worse with children

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The show we all grown to love, the Personal Space Show

    The Einstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this while you are pooped and don't do it while you're not.

    Liyah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She so mean😂😭😍

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    Ok Ha-Neul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello darkness my old friend i'v come to talk with you again

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping

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    Megan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWELL????? Did i just say swell??

    Giulia Betke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your teachers gives you your yearly exam notifications at the same time

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want them, i'd like to have some...

    Dani Donovan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I always think I have such cute stuff until I actually try to wear any of it

    ToxicRosetta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could say, "f**k you, tits."

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a universal thing with us women. When I am going out I would spend what feels like eternity looking for something to wear, and complain that I don't have anything and think to myself I need to buy more. When I am just sitting at home sorting my wardrobe I become amazed of how many clothes I have, some I even forgot about.

    Giulia Betke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wooohooo now i have an excuse to go shopping

    Angel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ashamed to say.. this has been me on more than one occasion lol

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    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate my consciousness. It’s taken away soooooo many puppies that I got in dreams....

    Giulia Betke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you wake up when you are 1 cm away from that kiss with ryan gosling

    Silvia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to fly in a dream and just fell down. I was so excited to finally be lucid dreaming but then it was like. Nope.

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    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one persons sick, everyone gets sick. That’s literally my family in a nutshell 😝

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    Autumn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    w ow that grandma is SAVAGE

    Mhiller17
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh that explains it. No wonder I have no friends 😅

    Cerys Dunbar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honesty is the best policy.....?

    Coconut
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just got owned by your grandmother

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    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this Poop Power Hour.

    Ambrocious
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats does this so I had to Google why he ran after pooping. *Apparently* they run all over the place after pooping as a result of their natural instinct to confuse potential predators.

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    Angel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find both equally unhealthy in different ways.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't tag her on a "pussy" video....

    S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I see it again, they still look the same after 20 years... The Chainsmokers?

    S.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, they're not smoking in bed.... and caused a fire or something....

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    Liyah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it will be more dishes, and after he uses the new dishes then, he will need to wash more dishes😒💀

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    mrreeow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except I did actually do all the dishes earlier, my room mate just destroyed the kitchen all over again by the time i arrive home for work. ugh.

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally relating, with the 1st games i was buying in the very late 90's and i found gorgeous back then...Where circles were more like hexagons...But i still consider as great games whilst actual one i'm generally "Well yaaah ok designs are nice. But....Not worth *random game over 10 years old name*"

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    BREAK YOUr perceptions
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyones come back these days to mom jokes is *my moms dead*. is that really gonna stop someone who likes being a D bag?

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    Elizabeth Molloy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I never bother with mainstream cinema ...

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    David Ross
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have physicians for such issues.

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall do it and make it so painful the guy cry every single time he goes to poo for like a month....

    David Ross
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, do not go there! Literally.

    Mhiller17
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a weird looking butt.

    Here to Troll
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    8 years ago

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    God damn these are stupid.

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