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Oh shoot, here we are again—you’ve finally matched with someone who feels genuine, exactly your cup of tea. Unfortunately, breaking the ice with cute pick-up lines can be tough for us introverted fellows. Let alone getting the conversation going! And worst of all, you’re not the type for those straightforward and flirty text messages that scream confidence—you’re the sweet, sensitive type who wants to connect with someone on a deeper level.

That doesn’t mean you’re destined to be a bumbling, awkward mess for the rest of your life! You just need to know how to use charming conversation starters and a little more finesse. First impressions can make or break your chances, so here’s the deal: We’ve saved you the trouble of browsing the internet and have prepared a list of cheesy pick-up lines for when your arsenal of sweetness is running on empty.

The world of conversation starters is a vast and varied one, filled with cringeworthy clichés and dirty pick-up lines for flirting. That’s why we’ve carefully curated a collection of the very best pick-up lines that are as cute as they are charming. These smooth pick-up lines will make you feel like a cross between Shakespeare and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love. Yes, it’s a thing; don’t ask.

These funny icebreakers and pick-up lines for girls and boys are perfect for some sweet flirting! And if you’re in the mood for some extra cheese, we’ve included a series of sweet compliments that’ll have you looking like the smooth operator you were born to be. 

So, get ready to take notes, embrace the clichés, and remember that a little dose of confidence is key when delivering these cute and funny pick-up lines!

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You know those gaps between your fingers?

I think they were made for mine.

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Do you like bad boys/girls? Because I’m really bad at this.

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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

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Meet me at the park at 5 if you don't show up by 6 I'll wait till 7 and leave at 8

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What Are Some Pick-Up Lines to Start a Conversation With a Girl or Boy?

Breaking the ice with a charming pick-up line can set the stage for a memorable conversation. However, you don’t always have to be cheesy or flirty to get their attention. Here are some ways to approach someone you like:

  • Show a genuine interest: “I couldn’t help but notice your [something distinctive about them, like a unique accessory or style].” Follow it up with a question.
  • Use light humor: “I was thinking about how to start a conversation with someone amazing, and here I am! Anyway, how would you break the ice?”
  • Share a personal story: “You know, your [something they did, said, or are wearing] reminded me of this funny thing that happened to me…”
  • Ask for advice: “I’m trying to [insert something related to ordering food/drinks or a shared interest], and I’m a bit stuck. Any suggestions?”
  • Give them a playful challenge: “I heard you’re the expert at [mention something they’re good at or interested in]. I bet you can’t [suggest a playful challenge related to that interest].”
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Mind if I tie your shoes? I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not going to lie, this one would probably work on me after a few drinks. Lol

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Are you an exam paper? Because I forget everything when I look at you...

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How to Flirt Over Text?

Smooth talking is much easier when physical interaction isn’t involved. You don’t have to endure awkward silences, uncomfortable body language, and constant eye contact. That’s why flirting over text is so thrilling! You can try all your best pick-up lines without fearing embarrassment or awkwardness. 

First things first—be yourself but with a dash of rizz. Keep it casual and start with a light-hearted compliment. Never go over the top with your flirting, even if you are safely behind your screen. If you want a response, then authenticity is key.

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Add some humor—share a clever joke or playfully tease them. The back-and-forth banter will keep the conversation alive and hearts fluttering. You can also create a sense of intrigue, drop a cryptic emoji, or share a snippet of an exciting thing that happened to you, leaving them wanting more.

And don’t forget that people love talking about themselves. So, ask them genuine questions that invite them to open up. Finally, sprinkle a little romance by leaving them well-timed, sweet messages.
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I am not very good at holding conversations... so can I hold your hands instead?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So me. 5 languages of love and touch was my main one.

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You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together?

I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a really old one and when I was a teenager someone tried it on me. I usually don't understand double meaning so I didn't get that one. I didn't do chemistry.

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I'm good at algebra, I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

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How Do I Melt My Crush’s Heart?

Complimenting is the easiest way to make someone blush and feel special. So, highlight their quirks, tell them they light up a room or talk about how their eyes sparkle! Make them feel seen in a way that warms their heart.

Another way to melt their heart is to use humor. It is the universal language of love. The more you make them laugh, the more attracted they’ll be to you. Share funny stories and clever jokes, or use some of the funny pick-up lines from our list.

Take an interest in their passions. Nothing says “I’m smitten,” like genuinely caring about what makes their heart race. Ask about their hobbies, dreams, and the things that make them tick. Your curiosity will make them feel valued.

Remember that small gestures have a big impact. It’s the little things that often make the biggest waves. Surprise them with a thoughtful note, a snack, or a song that reminds you of them. These gestures, no matter how small, will melt their heart. And never be afraid to express your feelings. Sometimes, the most direct route is the most magical one!

Now, continue scrolling below to find the best pick-up lines you can use on your crush.

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#10

I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.

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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.

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What's your favorite insect?

Mine is the butterflies you gave me.

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Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://

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#15

You’re so pretty that you made me forget my pick up line.

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No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

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Your hand seems pretty heavy. Let me hold it for you.

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You're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.

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I didn’t think wishing on those birthday candles would work, but here you are.

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I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

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#21

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you're a Slytherin because I have a basilisk in my chamber of secrets.

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Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

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#23

Can I follow you?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

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I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

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Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am LITERALLY a goalkeeper in my favorite sport of soccer so I would be SO HAPPY if someone said this to me😆☺

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#27

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

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I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like, "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?" better.

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Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have lead with a cardiologist, might end up at a psychiatrists instead...

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Hey girl, are you stairs?

Because you take my breath away.

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I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone tried this on a friend of mine years ago. She replied with "When I'm done with you ur gonna need a full body cast!" He felt threatened until she clarified her....uhhh...intentions... (She's a self proclaimed "sheet-freak") They lasted 5 months-he cheated...turned out to be gay. Cool... They still friends too!

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. I don't trust you to drive with such bad tunnel vision...

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I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.

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Are you C₆H₁₂O₆? Because you’re sweet.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

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Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol me and my crush met at our boxing class and I see him three times a week there

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#38

I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by your presence.

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A friend of mine got pulled over years ago... The female officer let him go...tho gave him a warning for a DWE (Driving While Erect) ....he tried asking her out later. Got shot down... XD

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Were you forged by Sauron? Because you’re precious.

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Yes, but you corrupt everything good. That might be a good or a bad thing depending on your preferences

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My pronouns are he/him but I could be all/yours.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are actually my pronouns ( the he /him) and I just used this on my boyfriend

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If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

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I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

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I just ended my Spotify subscription.

Because they failed to list you as the hottest single of the month.

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Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

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There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.

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Are you accepting applications for president of your fan club?

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I wondered if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.

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If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That makes the person God, if you choose to believe in God of course.

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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roses are red...violets are blue...no thanks to you I got gum on my shoe

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You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband tried this on me while we were visiting the Hershey's factory. It didn't work. I do not like Hershey's chocolates. LOL. And he knew that too.

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Is your name Google?

Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call my brother's girlfriend Google and not in a good way. She thinks she knows everything without checking she's wrong 99.9% of the time.

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#53

You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.

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My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.

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#55

Could you please step away from the bar?

You’re melting all the ice!

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Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!

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Know what's on the menu?

Me-N-U.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together.

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Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

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Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only Ten I See.

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If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah...I've been told I'm rather 'edgy' just watch out when I make a 'point'!

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If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

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Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

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Santa must have come early because you were first on my Christmas list.

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I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!

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Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

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#69

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That you would mysteriously leave as you so mysteriously appeared...hows that?

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If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!

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Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

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Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

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Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

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Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.

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I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you knew the pain of seeing double, and the jokes and bullying on kids, you wouldn't say that.

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I bet stoplights turn red every time you pass by. Even it would want to stare at you a bit longer.

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If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!

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If I had a start for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.

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Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.

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Are you a pie?

Because I’d like a piece of you.

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I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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#84

Are you a camera?

Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.

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#86

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!

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#87

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

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#88

If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print.

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#89

Falling for you would be a short trip.

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#90

If gorgeousness was time, you would be eternity.

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#91

You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?

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#92

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

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#93

You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather be what I value in coffee... appreciated for my efforts in both the home and the workplace.

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#94

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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#95

Do you like Harry Potter?

Because I adumbledore you.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I’ll backstab you and raise your child to be slaughtered when he’s old enough!

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#96

Are you religious?

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course. You'll get more answers from an atheist than from an invisible sky daddy.

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#97

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for saying there is so much liquid in me that my fat ripples...

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#98

I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

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#99

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!

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#100

Looks like you made me drop something – my jaw!

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#101

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And I think I am lost at sea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one's more eloquently put than the other one like this...

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#102

If you were a vegetable, you would be called Cutecumber.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD my sister told me when she was pregnant "If I were a food right now, I'd be a potato. Out of shape, dirty and no good unless baked!"

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#103

Someone vacuum this guy’s lap, I think I need a clean place to sit.

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#104

My love is like a tidal wave, and you’re beachfront property.

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#105

I’m feeling a little hungry — would you mind giving me your number? I think it would make me fulfilled.

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