ONE THOUSAND ROLLS OF DUCT TAPE

Adopting Spree!

agree :P

The last one is absolute horror ! :)

It's always worth it! Yummy!

me and my wife

and then the only time you wear it is when you visit your mom

This was me for our Christmas dinner!!

Jealous. My husband would just suggest wearing more comfortable shoes, or taking a rest at the nearest bench at best. But then... I understand him... (We're a similar height and weight)

Not missing the second A in ATTRACTIVE

Damn!!! I wish I had a girlfriend!!!! I'd do that for her, in a heartbeat!!!!! Lol

Worst is when Facebook tells you that he's seen the msg...

That's funny

Especially when it's your first time preparing said meal, and the outcome is edible food!

If you thought a Cat Lady throwing cats at you was terrifying, wait for this one...

"Cookie dough has several essential vitamins you can find no where else"

I was shocked last week when I found out that I wear the same shoe size as my niece. She is 10 years old, I am 29

too cute

I always say, last one lol hahah, there is NO such thing as 'one last one'

Bae? Please don't do that

My new year resolution for 2017 was 1440 x 2880. On my phone. Yep, sorry, I had to.

The baby face is not a problem for me. I love it. I turned 29 years three days ago but people still think I am in my early 20s.

*scarier

So.... She wins, they watch the Avengers.

Agreed!

This is me exactly when I went to Mandarin with my parents and boy freind!!! I'm surprised my boy friend is still chooses to be seen in public with me.... 😄

Both........ Me

That's why I miss my sisters sometimes. But then, he learnt to collaborate. ♥

this happens only after you buy a new bottle

If everyone hesitates, I won't. Can't make that last bite there feel all lonely and undesired. ♥

My boyfriend always makes me nachos when I'm cold!!! I love it, but it's really weird. ._.

Seriously, "Ms. Chenois"..... you're killing me!!!! Lol

Not always

Rapper Joey Badass went blind during the 2017 solar eclipse that he glimpsed at. Wish it was Trump instead so he can stop bitchin on Twitter.

I love scary movies. Especially before I go to sleep!!

South Georgia!

Awwwww..... Eventually there is only one part of the day when you can both contact each other, in the end.

I wish. Sigh...

Why does your sibling look like your grandpa though XD

Omg I had all of those before!

true

me

Yes!!!! Also my dad's a photographer, so it's even worse!

*SKYPE

As someone with a very small mouth i shall never achieve this.I'm cursed. Please help meeeee

I relate to the boyfriend on this one. Comics and action figures on sale, sounds like paradise to me.

Okay.....