Nathaniel knows all your passwords, just ask if you forgot.

I'm like that guy from the commercials "try all seafood... just work your way through the ocean"

Funny... A couple of minutes ago, my account was gone without a trace for whatever reason and i have no idea how many times i had to read those horrible words ”email or password is incorrect” before i discovered it’s the same one i have always used.

You know what, just gimme a few years.

I don't care if my best friend is never actually going to decide I'm too weird and ghost me, but what if they did?

Yes!

Same

I need business cards with this slogan that I can just hand to people.

Tip! Get library books and save tons!

I feel seen.

Especially in times of grief

Has BP censor been censored? ;o)

I ate so much I can't move... which is the only reason i stopped eating

But then you nap 🙃

I would much rather do this, but what if so-and-so wants to do something else? Or what if I don't like my decision, or regret it later? What if all my choices go against the societal norm and everyone thinks I'm crazy?!!

... mold

My god, the sadness in its eyes. Didn't get far, did it?

Don't you wish?

Literally everything. I've been mouring a possum I saw hit in the road for 3 days now. Poor little guy

Life is like folding a fitted sheet: it's more confusing when you're younger, becomes easier once you've done things a few times, and it's perfectly fine to ask for help when you're confused.

Do I, though?

Imagine if we lost weight by farting

*sighs*

It's me after I had my baby boy 💕

Is that a slow version of Zara?

Never had this moment myself, but I hope some of us have!

Hugs

And my shield is for sledding

No. It's the time.

Ah, there is a fabulous Peggy Lee song called, "Is That All There Is?" and highly recommend you all go and listen to it. Love what you love now, and treat others how you'd like to be treated, and enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Dump it back on them.

Hey, better out than in, right?

My a*s loves you so much, it blew you a kiss