That’s the face of a future mass-murderer. 😈

What was the purpose of that pose? Stretching? Reaching for food? Scratching an itch? I know I wanna know!

Sorry, um- uhhh- erm…… sssiirrrrr? You’re gonna have to show me your ID.

The Fancy Gentleman.

Professor axolotl

the skull of his victim

His little smile is adorable

So cute! I wonder how the Axolotls are related. Siblings? Romantic interest? Roommates? Annoying little cousin?

It’s adorable!!!!!!!!!! I love it I love it I love it!

that's a very mean title! obviously this is a rather handsome looking axolotl being cute as a button. so let her/him be just that and be kind! to the axolotl: don't you listen to that fool! you're smart and your head is full of genius axolotl brainssssss

☠️ This is what this world has come to? The dominant species being GOOGLIE EYED SALAMNDERS???!!!???

I just love their little soulless eyes!

T-Pose back. Assert dominance, it’ll work out on the long run.

very distant cousins :D

The lighting/tank looks amazing

RAAUR FEAR ME I IS GODZILLA! WAIT WHY ARE THE HUMANS LAUGHING? FEEAR MEEE!!!

I accept the gift

What we think he’s thinking: Don’t You Dare Touch My Flowerpot It’s Mine And Mine Only— What he’s actually thinking: Ow mE stUcK :(

He's so cute

Awww!!! BFFs❤️

Shrek the Movie 4: Shrek Body-Swaps an Axolotl. Puss in Boots, Kittie Soft Paws, and Perito must save Shrek from eternal relaxation and adorable-ness. In theaters now. Rated PG

The smile thooooooo!

His color is so pretty! You hit the axolotl jackpot!

His gills are twice the size of his head! 😄

Does her right arm have something extra going on? Maybe she lost it and it grew back that way? Very interesting!

So beautiful!

I thought he was wearing sunglasses at first! 😅🕶️

It's a dandy!

That’s because he knows he’s a handsome boy! 😉

Goo goo g'joob

Friendly looking fella

❤️

Majestic!

Don't take pictures of him taking a bath! Sheesh!

I used to play Minecraft and was regularly in a server around the time they added Axolotls, and so I made a server shop called "The Fancy Axolotl's Aquatics", and it basically looked like this, except I have the Axolotl structure a top hat and monocle. This image just reminded me of it. XD

"Why doesn't Jerry talk to me anymore?"

+1 for the name :D

“Can we PLEASE have some privacy?”

Need another banana for scale 😁

he is like "dude, why"

Roomies! They look so similar, the little salamanders!

🎶somewhere under the rainbow🎶

I hope his tank will soon get some more interesting things for him to explore. It looks kinda boring in there.

He is NOT ugly!! He’s adorable!!

And who wouldn’t??

Was your Axylotle ill? Why the Exray?

Coming to theaters soon: The Axolotl Invasion

Here is 1 dollar for 2 KISSES

👌😂

He looks like a Billy. Just sayin’.

Is that its tongue or dinner?

😍🥰 ❤

His misshapen face makes the photo all the better!🦎

Oh my, Petunia is glorious!