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18 Of The Weirdest Smuggling Schemes Ever Caught By Customs
18 Of The Weirdest Smuggling Schemes Ever Caught By Customs
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18 Of The Weirdest Smuggling Schemes Ever Caught By Customs

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We imagine that the day-to-day work of a customs agent at a busy airport can probably get a bit monotonous, but sometimes, we hear about the discovery of some extraordinarily bizarre or hare-brained scheme that smugglers tried to use to smuggle contraband. An imgur user collected a list of some of the weirdest customs finds ever made. Though they didn’t make it, you’ve got to give them a hand for their creativity.

Our readers in the U.S. may immediately associate customs agents with national security or the war on drugs, customs agents around the world also have to deal with the endangered animal black market.

(h/t: chaosundivided)

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    AnnaRobinson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the heck did they put it in an avocado!?!??!

    KlaraTrifonovaKlar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They opened the avocado, made a guacamole with the inner stuff, put in the cocaine and closed it back, may be with some glue...

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    AshleyBell
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in how they got caught... Some of those schemes were brilliant!

    Sky
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (international) airports employ drug dogs that just run around smelling bags (checked bags and carry ons)

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    ScanBanan
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´d think someone is in a s****y situation...

    CJSamurai
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude this is so stupid yet wise

    LizleeSoldevilla
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they rip off the implants right off the breasts?freaks me out!

    Drake Hansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if those implants ruptured... Quite the overdose

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    nooshmonster
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thought of ripping mickey mouse in half to find a gun freaks me out!

    Sky
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bags and all handheld items are xrayed.

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    semourbutts1234
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somes in a bad situation indeed, they must have gotten in a lot of s**t

    EddieWhite
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where r the human smugglers who swallows baggies of coke?

    Andre de Guerin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one I heard of is the pallet of shrink wrapped car batteries that turned up. Some very clever Customs agent had the idea to test one, finding it to have good voltage but no current, very odd for a "new" lead acid battery. The smugglers had actually drained the acid, made up a batch of liquid cocaine with likely DI water and painstakingly refilled each and every cell to its correct level then resealed the battery and cleaned it up so it looked new. These were actually used but identical batteries that had been discarded and likely destined for recycling. Likely that at least a few addicts had chronic lead poisoning because several batches had got through before this one got picked up.

    Valerie Fawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm the breast implants...how'd customs get wind of them?

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    AnnaRobinson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the heck did they put it in an avocado!?!??!

    KlaraTrifonovaKlar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They opened the avocado, made a guacamole with the inner stuff, put in the cocaine and closed it back, may be with some glue...

    Load More Replies...
    AshleyBell
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in how they got caught... Some of those schemes were brilliant!

    Sky
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (international) airports employ drug dogs that just run around smelling bags (checked bags and carry ons)

    Load More Replies...
    ScanBanan
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´d think someone is in a s****y situation...

    CJSamurai
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude this is so stupid yet wise

    LizleeSoldevilla
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they rip off the implants right off the breasts?freaks me out!

    Drake Hansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if those implants ruptured... Quite the overdose

    Load More Replies...
    nooshmonster
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thought of ripping mickey mouse in half to find a gun freaks me out!

    Sky
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bags and all handheld items are xrayed.

    Load More Replies...
    semourbutts1234
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somes in a bad situation indeed, they must have gotten in a lot of s**t

    EddieWhite
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where r the human smugglers who swallows baggies of coke?

    Andre de Guerin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one I heard of is the pallet of shrink wrapped car batteries that turned up. Some very clever Customs agent had the idea to test one, finding it to have good voltage but no current, very odd for a "new" lead acid battery. The smugglers had actually drained the acid, made up a batch of liquid cocaine with likely DI water and painstakingly refilled each and every cell to its correct level then resealed the battery and cleaned it up so it looked new. These were actually used but identical batteries that had been discarded and likely destined for recycling. Likely that at least a few addicts had chronic lead poisoning because several batches had got through before this one got picked up.

    Valerie Fawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm the breast implants...how'd customs get wind of them?

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