Oh. My. God.

Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

the final sentence killed me :-)

I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

This is absolutely infuriating

Can someone explain this please ?

At least he's honest.

People who use fake ids don't think about how devastating it can be if the business gets caught. Liquor license lost. I've seen some really good fake ids that you couldn't tell unless you had a scanner to check it. Everyone would be out of a job. It's just so thoughtless.

Cute reaction

Shoot I ruined it..I'll be in the car

One of my students called me: "I couldn't do my homework cause I had to prepare for a job interview!" Me: "Okay... but you do realize the homework was about how to prepare for a job interview?" Student: "..." *But you could here even over the phone how he just realizes he f****d it up*

😂😂

WHOOPS LOL

I love notalwaysright, I'm on that one every day.

"Ah, I f***ed up, didn't I?" sounds like something I'd say

Brain exe has stopped working

Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

Stories that end too soon...

Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

This is hilarious, I can't stop laughing.

I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

They tried to steal your work. Charge them double.

It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

Aren't you allergic?

Wow, crazy people

Ah yes, money is overrated

I wonder why he is no longer in business

Thieves trying to look innocent

At least they apologized.

you can't be THAT dumb!

As A German I find that very disturbing

I think they just felt awkward

F*****g racist c**t.

Nothing will stand out there

Website domains are expensive.

Wow... just wow

She just wanted the aesthetic

When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

oh no

Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

Ctrl + z ?

Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

Maybe I can, but it will be double the price!

"Do you prefer apple or pear?" "yes"

It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D