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Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.

But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.

When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.

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Abigail Coty
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know why I found this so funny it’s just so unbelievable.

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they went and asked to buy a calf, when they already had one in the trunk? They kidnapped this week old calf from a herd of cow, including the mom, without getting killed. They also leave open the fence, and say so, without understanding that those angry cows would be following them. I know city people can be dumb, but I don't believe this story at all.

Heather Makemson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My best friend of 33 years has owned cattle for a decade and I have to sadly agree. That calf would've been bellowing for its mother long before it was set free.

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H Edwards
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no way this happened. Nobody is that stupid.

Kiaya Thompson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been on Not Always Right for years

Rai Grant
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol yep, I was thinking how much it sounded like one of those

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lorrie rothstein
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How were they going to keep a cow? Were they going to eat the cow? Why does this so sound like fiction? I can't even believe someone would want to steal a cow

Joe Reaves
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They wanted a pet because it was a 'tiny cow'. I can guarantee it hadn't occurred to them that 'tiny cows' grow into huge ass cows.

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Raine Soo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People can be such morons. And, I'm being nice when I say that.

Frank Hassler
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t tell if this is a true story or not, but it’s funny either way.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago

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    Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Though honestly, they kinda had me until the hive five

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    Fabrice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did she not tell this imbecile from the start that she was an EMT ?

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because then the plot of this fake story would be too mediocre.

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    Dave Thorpe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling bs on this one. Surely, the first thing should would have said is, "I'm a trained paramedic".

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always underestimate the young people. You can be both young and competent

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she wasn't actually a teenager. it takes at least a year (iirc, in my state, it takes 2 years,) to get the EMT certificate, and most people graduate high school around 18-19. Still that man clearly was lacking in any current training, and was an ass who was about to crack a poor woman's ribs in. (CPR done right will break ribs. unless it's a child. kid-bones are somewhat more flexible.). Also, an EMT will most certainly announce the fact that they're an EMT. it's probably the fastest way to get control of the situation, and get the crowd to actually do what you say, (including calling for EMS.)

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (The guy being an arrogant d*ck trying repeatedly to do unnecessary CPR aside) I wonder why the young woman didn't introduce herself as an EMT or first aider?

    Hogswallop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought at the end of the story. Also that she wouldn't have been a teenager if she was a fully qualified EMT.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CPR on living people may kill them... (I doubt the story.. but felt it good to reiterate that fact :) )

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im epileptic and had a seizure my own father went to do cpr bc he thought i stopped breathing wen i had a seizure. some people arent aware of what to do in that situation. some seizures actually look like other things like panic attacks or heart attacks so untrained people will either panic or do cpr if they feel its the right thing to do. since ive been in this womans position i can fully believe this story.

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is a public safety hazard

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fake, like something a person who runs on a volunteer fire or ems would make up for attention

    Lord Ponsonby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the EMT doesn't say "I'm an EMT, please stand back", she just stands like a little lady and waits for the man to let her do her job... please, stupid attempt at an anti-sexism story that is actually a really stupid sexist story.

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    In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.

    Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.

    One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

    "When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the final sentence killed me :-)

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter works in a deli/convenience store. Just the other day, she had someone return a sandwich because the foil it was wrapped in was too "wrinkled" and made the sandwich look "bad".

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha WHAT?! So they were angry because they couldn’t get a nice picture of it? This is where the manager needs to state that unless it’s not up to standard for consumption, it’s not refundable.

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    J&B FitzTubeKidz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man subway can get brutal customers. This is subway by the way.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a nephew who could COMPLETELY relate to this.

    Znaya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time order it lightly toasted 😀

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's normal in customer service.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately. I have smiled the whole day. My face literally hurt. Certainly would not expect people to be held to that standard. What's worse is people want you to smile AND be genuine. My feet hurt and I've been here for hours getting yelled at by idiots. And you want a genuine smile? We're all doing our best, don't judge people!

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want the baristas to smile, smile and be kind. Maybe they won't reciprocate the smile, but maybe you will be a small ray of sunshine in their day.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get paid $7 an hour why would they want to smile for that? People are so entitled

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why we should be kind to people regardless whether they're nice to us. You never know the problems they have and maybe our kindness and smile can make a huge difference.

    Kirbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that poor barista

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also an indictment of the workplace for making the employee come in when she was freshly grieving.

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked at a coffee shop before. People who expect those employees to smile all day are living in some fantasy world. Maybe if you're nice to them they might smile, but if they don't you take your coffee and leave.

    Jan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it so hard to be nice to people serving you???

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this obsession with smiles in the service sector. Why do you need a stranger who pours you coffee to smile in the process? What the f**k is there to smile about?

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely infuriating

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "I found a magazine with nude males hidden under my son's bed... so, he obviously has a secret girlfriend who left it there" :D

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the 14 yo nephew might be in a bit of trouble lol

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...he'd never do that." Right.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok... who paid for porno these days?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? So much free stuff out there. What's next pay for Air? For Water? ... oh......

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    Bobby Goodson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that feels like an asshole when I have to ask someone to repeat themselves because I couldn't understand through the accent? I work for a cable company as well, those movies are like being billed for a 900 number back in the day. It's on the bill, but not actually charged by the cable company. If the cable company credits it, they're eating it because I can guarantee they aren't getting the same from the VOD vendor

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope. I feel super uneducated when I can't understand what someone is saying

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady, your nephew is watching spank 'o vision. Pay up.

    Iso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd purposefully make my accent thicker and say something she does want, just to prove a point

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who works currently in the same type of department....THIS^ oh my dang. Customers make you HATE customer service work. Smh.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her 14 yr. old nephew "wouldn't do that"... LMFAO!!!

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    Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

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    "We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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    Client From Hell.

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    columbokateUK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain this please ?

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Wacom is a digital drawing pad. The pen was the pen to draw with, without which you cannot use the pad.

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    QueenRhye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it was thrown into a passing waste vehicle, or a trash compactor where it has been destroyed, there shouldn't be a problem in recovering it.

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is not yours' do not touch it or throw it out even if you think it doesn't work.

    elfin
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how many problems we wouldn't have in this world if people would just mind their own business.

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    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him pay for it.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE HECK YOU NEED TO GO FISHING THROUGH EACH TRASH CAN AROUND AND INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE-

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was so valuable he should've kept it safe! 🙄 But, did he check the bin!

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just the same reason I don't leave my Wacom pen on my work desk, my pens have a habit of "walking away". So I keep it in my bag if I'm ever away from my desk. They are pricey AF to replace.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill the client for the cost of a new one.

    Gemma Joubert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd cause that person grievous bodily harm for throwing out my Wacom pen.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold.My.Beer. During my bartending/serving days, I had a father and his two sons come in for lunch. The youngest son definitely looked under 21 (U.S. legal drink age). So as required by law, I asked for ID when he ordered a beer. I took one look at the card and instantly knew it was fake. I told the guys the card was a forgery, I was legally obligated to confiscate it, and they were no longer welcomed at our establishment as we have a zero tolerance policy on forged IDs. Naturally, the dad lost his s**t. He was swore (literally and figuratively) the ID was real because he went with his son to the DMV to get the card. I gave him a “not today Karen” look and explained he was full of s**t because no government agency would issue a document with a date that doesn’t exist. Their software wouldn’t allow it. The card said the kid was born February 31, 1983.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. In Germany you can drink alcohol with 18 and Beer and Wine with 16. But with parental supervision and permission Beer and Wine are allowed from age 14. We do not really have a market for forged IDs.

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    Sam Kunz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who use fake ids don't think about how devastating it can be if the business gets caught. Liquor license lost. I've seen some really good fake ids that you couldn't tell unless you had a scanner to check it. Everyone would be out of a job. It's just so thoughtless.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I've worked during a TABC sting and the bartender lost her job, and both her and the restaurant had to pay a fine. Sometimes people go to jail. I know I'm not going to risk all that, so checking ID's is no joke

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his criminal history stops at, "Ah, I f***ed up."

    Fives
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you not allowed to drink until your 21 in america ??

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot I ruined it..I'll be in the car

    Leisa K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kind of cute. "I'll just wait in the car."

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press Ctrl+Z. That should do it. If it doesn't work try putting it in rice

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean there isn't a warning message that shows up, "Are you sure you want to shred this document?"

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, like you wouldn't realize that all the noise and shredding happening is not exactly the same as a fax machine?!?! AND THEN, you think (after learning it's a shredder) that it can be REVERSED?!?! I don't think they're cut out for office work, let alone using office machines, cuz that's just dumb

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it's a completely made up story, or someone didn't get past 2nd Grade on the common sense side of things.

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    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe if you had the infinity gauntlet you could

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also wonder if there is an undo button every time i do something stupid!

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy it. Picture or it didn't happen.

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    Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

    The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

    Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not even French; they're Belgian.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they are indeed French, Parisians actually, but a Belgian historian made a "mistake", reading an old book. But since more belgians historians have prove it wrong. But in Belgium french fries are a real part of the culture and they are really good. The history is more fun, sounds like a joke: a german immigrant learn to do french fries in Montmartre and then sold them in Belgian fairs and make a fortune out of it, leading Belgium into a strong addiction. https://www.rtbf.be/lapremiere/emissions/detail_week-end-premiere/accueil/article_la-frite-belge-ou-francaise?id=10137480&programId=12394

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    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips. Always chips. And what Americans call chips are crisps. F a c t s. (I live in the UK, call it whatever you want if you aren’t in the UK. Otherwise, I will rip your intestines out.)

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like they created an existential crisis for their customer... that person is still debating why are there no American fries? Hahahhahahahaha

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when France refused to join the attack on Iraq and they were called "freedom fries" for a while instead?

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, you used up all the poor critter's brain cells!

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American I’m ashamed of this a*****e

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember once, glancing over to my baby's moses basket, panicking because he wasn't there, then looking down to see I was holding him in my lap. TBF I was intensely sleep deprived!

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a hellish customer, that's an exhausted parent. Very unfair to include it here.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a "client from hell." Just a stressed mom. I mean, I've lost my glasses when they've been on my face, helping me see.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep deprived mom, I'm pretty sure.. better one that worries a little too much than one that doesn't at all :)

    Saulius V
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not funny. Once I was driving my car. O looked back s usual to see how my 2 y.o. daughter in a child seat is so quiet. Child seat appeared to be empty. I almost had heart attack. I swear I had scariest and longest 3 seconds in my life before i remembered I just had left my daughter in her day care just 3 minutes ago :D

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I believe. It's like that video that went around a while back about the dad searching all over for his kid after he notices the stroller is empty...but his kid is strapped to his chest.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, I do that with my glasses, but a kid seems a bit heavier. I think perhaps she was a bit too tired to be out and about.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be used to wearing a backpack too

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    Myrtle Yoma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn’t be here. And it’s probably not real. The person who called the code yellow didn’t see a THREE year old strapped to the moms back??? The only part that sounds real is the mother thinking she lost her kid. Sleep deprivation is real and crazy stuff like this happens to parents more than you think. I was about 4 months postpartum and went on a Target run. I snapped my babies infant seat back into the base and kept the door open while I put my purchases in the trunk (I was scared of locking her in the car, even though I’d already turned on the car and AC) I closed the trunk, got into the drivers seat, sat there for a bit and pulled out. Thankfully there is a stop sign in the parking lot before you get to the main exit and her door opens when I stopped. I forgot to close her door!! Like, didn’t even close it enough for it to latch. Some one was walking by and stopped as I’d jumped out of the car in a panic to close it. She said it happens and smiled. No judgement.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one seems like and accident. Seriously, once I lost my glasses on my forehead. I'm glad I don't need those anymore.....

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally put the kibosh on that Karen’s attempt to get free food. Beautiful!

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, I wish I had coworkers like this.

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

    Lutz Herting
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly why science has thrown out the theory of "human races" A LONG TIME AGO. The genetic differences between individuals in a "race" are MUCH bigger than the genetic difference between "the races". Race theory is seen as a hypothesis from the past, that has been proven wrong by scientific advances.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m half Chinese half white and I’ve had literally this exact conversation before. Took all of my restraint not to punch them in the face, because I ain’t tryna get arrested for animal abuse.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im norwegian and greek. bc of my norwegian side i have pale white skin. one summer i got badly sunburn someone asked if i was irish but dyed my hair brown bc i hated ginger jokes. i wasnt offended but my irish friend who i was meeting up with sure was. the slightest comment about nationalities and race can really hurt someone. ive been asked if i believe in more then one god before it takes alot to offend me considering im the perfect target i have so many ways to b made fun of. i say "its just words and words cant hurt me"

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that one to my DNA. "You must be (fill in blank". Nope. No. Nope. Thank you for the compliment of thinking I'm (whatever it was) but.... Nope. In my case? "But your eyes are SO DARK!".... uh.... and?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually sat here open mouthed while I was reading that and for a good moment afterwards. The s**t people people say to each other, Honestly!!!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, suddenly realised my mouth was open as well. Who does the customer think he/she is, to even ask the question, never mind the ghastly final comment?

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gobsmacked* What makes these customers think they have carte blanche to speak to someone serving/helping them like that?

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. Hell. I have a friend who's Asian (Filipino) and has pretty big eyes. One day, she was asked where she's from and she said the Philippines. The guy asked which continent the Philippines was part of. She said Asia, and the guy said she's lying because her eyes aren't small. Wtf.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope nope nope nope nope somebody trip her make her fall face-first into some cow poop.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People think that me, my brother, and my father are Filipino. All three of us are part African- American and Japanese.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry I started laughing when I read the last line, this is just so dumb hahahahahahahahhahahahaha judging someone's origins based on the size of their eyes OMG hahahahahaha where do these people come from??? How are they still surviving???

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    #13

    Customers-Stories-From-Hell

    notalwaysright Report

    Tracy Costa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously didn't see the movie. Not only is Wall-E too kind not to insult people, but he was on a spaceship with nothing but fat people and didn't moo once.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they’re definitely going to make fun of her now.

    Gavin Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer: "where is this cutout's manager!!!!!!"

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure lady the cut-board robot "Moo-ed" at you. Mind to share whatever you're smoking?

    Tame panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was funny instead of frustrating

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you project your opinion about you on a cutout robot and you don't realise how big is your trouble...

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the display doesn't know if someone is heavy.

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    #14

    Customers-Stories-From-Hell

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New term: Agnorant. Definition: people who are extremely ignorant, yet are simultaneously extremely arrogant. Example: people who think they know more about science than scientists.

    Gab s
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I am saving this for future reference hehe.

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what it’s like to be that stupid.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even be comfortable with this idiot being on a plane. She's the type to try to open the door to get some air.

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former TSA officer, I can say with confidence that it's the WORST JOB EVER!!!!

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be forced to make sure she knew exactly how dumb she is and ask if her mommy thinks she's smart enough to be traveling alone.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now Water is not a liquid-or never was. Got it. THE UNIVERSE LIES!!!

    Smiley Rie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... there are people who apparently genuinely believe the Earth is flat

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the answer is to stuff a big block of ice in your carry-on bag so that your W-A-T-E-R is a solid. Obviously.

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    #15

    Customers-Stories-From-Hell

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to steal your work. Charge them double.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And post about this on LinkedIn, Glassdoor, and any other site you can think of. And possibly contact that person's boss.

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    Myrtle Yoma
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens all the time in the digital art/developer world. So glad this guy protected himself. Companies are so used to being able to take advantage of inexperienced designers and developers who are trying to build a portfolio for themselves. There needs to be protections in place so companies can’t do this without any legal ramifications

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd honestly be putting a 25% douche tax on that invoice.

    Joe Alcocer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I screwed up once and didn't watermark it sample and they did this to me. Lesson learned.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's one client I'd be blacklisting after this job was paid for. And I'd probably spread the word around to other businesses about them too.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love it when people think they can get artwork for free.

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a whole 'nother level of Baka.

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. This right here. Why can't all people think like this? I've met tons of people who don't like gay people, but they're perfectly respectful about it. I don't mind talking to these people. The world would be better if everyone could just be like this^

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    Dark_flame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't like homosexuals? Don't date someone who has the same sex as you. I don't see how anyone's sexuality matters when it comes to banking.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "sexual preference," though. It's "sexual orientation." It's not a choice.

    PrincessTheSiameseKat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time someone says "you are a sin" or whatever I'm gonna reply "well I can't choose to be this way god made me this way" and watch the jaws drop

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, they don't like it when facts come into the argument!

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    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why. How the f*ck does someone's sexuality make a difference in their job? Don't like the gays? Then don't f*cking date someone who's the same sex as you. If you don't support LGBTQ+ then at least be polite.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well change the rule so the poor manager doesn't have to deal with this idiot again!

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did Jesus say about gay people? Nothing.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh...i don't get that extreme hate against gay people. My dad is this way and its just awful the things he says, even at our home at dinner with our small children present he'll just bleat this stuff out. They're going to grow up thinking hes totally crazy

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    #17

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    Fred Van Der Zee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my girlfriend once, when she was running a retreat center. They had weekend retreats, that included all meals. This woman wanted to attend... Woman: "I have allergies for [insert very long list of food allergies]" My GF: "Sorry, with this amount of allergies we can not cater for you during the weekend. Maybe you can bring your own food?" Woman: "Oh, I will eat what you serve. It's only for a weekend, I'll be fine."

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in line to buy bagels. The guy in front of me was ranting and railing that his one dozen bagels were stone cold and not fresh, and how dare they sell him such a bad product. The clerk decided to replace the bagels and counted them out of the bag. He noted "Sir, there are only 10 bagels here. What happened to the other 2?" The customer sheepishly confessed: "I ate 2 of them because I was hungry."

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People love to say they're "allergic" to things they just don't like. It's infuriating, and makes it so much more difficult for people with sensitivities or actual anaphylactic responses to be taken seriously. Perhaps we could just start giving these people a quick, light jab to the face?

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send an ambulance then.. o_0

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this all the time at restaurants. People complaining about food after they've consumed the majority of it. If there's a problem, you know it on the first bite or sooner. They do it just to get it for free. If I were manager and IF I comped their meal I'd also show them the door and ban them.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer: "The food is terrible and the portions are too small." Waiter: "Sorry, sir. We can get you a larger portion of the terrible food."

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then get off the phone and call 911. When you get out, bring us a doctor's note from when you were in the hospital and we'll remake your pizza.

    Heather Makemson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this is all too easy to believe.

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    #18

    If Your Husband Worked More, I Would Not Have To Pay You For Your Hobby! (On Today's Client From Hell)

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could've been me! I make dance costumes as well, and it's amazing how many people think that, because it's a hobby for them, outfitting them should be a hobby for me.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is common among crafters, where people think it is a hobby so you shouldn't be paid for your time

    Amanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't have a problem paying the fee if YOUR deadbeat husband worked a little harder..

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They signed a contract, agreeing to the price and the hourly rate. If they took her to court, and tried to use the excuse that they didn’t read the contract so shouldn’t have to pay the full price, once the judge stopped laughing at them, they’d be thrown out of the courthouse and both held in contempt and fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the problem is, most likely, they're just not going to pay, and for a few hundred bucks, it's not worth going to court over.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why should I pay you to do your hobby?' - err, why should she make the outfit for you? That argument makes no sense.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once interviewed for a temp service and the lady said, "It will be nice to have some extra money for clothes and shoes." and I said, "Yes, and paying for rent and food."

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not always that easy sadly. In more than a few cases you already bought fabrics etc that are so specific to that customer's wishes that they are likely to end up in the stash. A deposit will cover those expenses, but there is a certain amount of Gentlemen's Agreement and goodwill that goes in this business, and sometime you get burned.

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I miss looking through costume catalouges at ballet. It was fun to imagine what performances I could wear them at.

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    #19

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, money is overrated

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, instead of money, we should use nothing. Because if everything in the entire world becomes free, then everything will technically be the same price, effectivly getting rid of debt, higher paying jobs, poverty (maybe), and possibly food hunger. This was brought to you by a brain that has 1 hour of sleep and a s**t ton of coffee.

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    Kitti B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm blaming all the avocados those stupid millenials eat!!!

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If money is so insignificant, why doesn't the customer offer to pay more?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize banks took experience points as payment.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he implying that you can buy property with... karma points? :P

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    #20

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why he is no longer in business

    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, the mysteries in the world.

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    Valia Karipidou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one of my clients says: can you make a small design for me?..even if it's a large project, they believe that the word 'small' will lower the price.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me angry. "I can't, he's no longer in business." Yeah, he tried to please everyone, got taken advantage of, income dwindled, he became depressed, wife left with the kids, lost the house, took his own life. He is no longer in business.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap bastard wants things for free in life.

    Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm did it for free then now he's out of business. Mmm, this is exactly why artist dont do for free.

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    #21

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    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never even claimed they forgot to pay or the cashier missed it, also!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second there, I thought the biatch was going to try and blame it in her kid. Wouldn’t put it past her.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although, it would have been a far more believable excuse. Security probably would have just confiscated the DVD and let the family leave without consequence.

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    Alyssa Sweat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doing my JOB is ruining Christmas?"

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a shoplifters Christmas present. Oh my gid

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're stealing things to give for presents, you may have kind of missed the whole point of Christmas.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly.... Ive seen some people straight up use their kids as ways to shoplift. CHECK UNDER THE STROLLERS AND (this one bugs me its so terrible) UNDERNEATH THE CHILD! Yes I have seen people instruct their toddlers to sit on things to walk out with them. Crazy what people try to get away with

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orrrrrrrrr, they did purchase it legally but the cashier forgot to pull the tag/swipe the tag. I have had this happen at least once a year, if not more. Granted, I don't freak out about it to security.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You ruined x-mas, Hanukkah, Thanksgiving and somehow Flag Day. Whatever, you suck at your job anyway."

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person was assuming this was a mother, father and daughter. Probably unrelated thieves running a scam...

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    #22

    "Clients From Hell" Really Earned Its Name Last Week.

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    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gave a reason why. lmao I wonder why the church makes him angry?

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, I think your church is broken.

    zovjraar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your church is making you angry, i think it's time for a new church.

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was going to comment something like this! i see you beat me to it

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    JustSomeKid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a church makes you angry maybe you shouldn't go...

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If church is making you that angry, maybe find a new one or stop going.

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don’t go to church

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't go to church. Yikes!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, church usually makes people feel peaceful. I have never heard angry before.

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    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Client... find a new church... pronto!

    Gabriel Alcaraz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay at LEAST they were nice, but that was weird

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    #23

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm confused... She wants this employee to mix two different paint colors so she can paint stripes with the two colors individually, but she asked that they get mixed so she doesn't have to pay for two separate gallons? But she thinks that somehow the two colors will still be individual? Am I getting this right??

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Clearly for her/him the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

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    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone watched too many cartoons I think.

    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably got a tin of tartan paint kicking about somewhere

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You buy two "stripe" cans, and lay one of them on its side, of course.

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    Ali Dimashkieh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon doing it and though it was a home improvement program.

    Corey Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE CAN STILL PAINT STRIPES WITH THE NEW COLOR.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an ice cream- I wonder if she was low on sleep or something, or just trying to cause a scene

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old prank. A customer asking for striped paint, or the new employee being sent to the warehouse for striped paint, tartan paint, or a long "weight".

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did they know, this is actually three four year olds in a trench coat

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    #24

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that’s why op said there were 4 more books

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people." — Heinrich Heine

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't literally burn people. Burning a book is like burning the person who wrote it. (At least that's my interpretation, correct me if I'm wrong.)

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    Damo Lee Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood this. "we're going to support the author, by buying her books, just so we can burn them and tell her how we don't support her or her opinions"? Like the idiots who burned their shoes in protest. The companies already have your money. you're the idiot who just wasted it

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shot up eskimo coolers too. They really don't get how protests and boycotts are meant to go.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody tell them about The Witcher...

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Catholic church tried to shut down unauthorized versions of the bible this way centuries ago. I imagine it was as effective now as it was then. the Protestants just used the money to print more.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They clearly don't realise that's utterly redundant . They bought the books, JK Rowling already has their money.

    some random chick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, its just a fun kids book. no reason for burning. everyone just needs to chill.

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, good commission, smart salesperson

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you not refuse them service and have them escorted out? That's really disturbing

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? The store made a sale and profit from their kooky obsession. And it's not like the world's going to run out of Harry Potter books.

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well get them to spend more money if they’re just going to burn it away anyway

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    #25

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    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like saying 'I did it', 'I didn't do it' and 'I didn't get caught.'

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he received something he didn't order, but tried it out, but it didn't work? Highly unlikely though, but not impossible.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the joke with the teacher and the naughty student! "Did you go there and hit the two kids?" "I've never been there, never hit them and they started it first!"

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer complaint from Austin Powers?

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was this customer donald trump? literally how he thinks/talks

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this thing that I didn't order because I don't need it and it doesn't work. A comedian decades ago remarked that "democracy is when you give the vote to peasants and livestock." After 4 years of Trump (and more to come) I'm starting to think he's right.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to contact the company for a refund, not the credit card company for a fraud claim. Cause - he could be charged with fraud for that...

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    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g racist c**t.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen any of your comments before, but already I respect you a lot. :)

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what would really surprise her? If she knew that the black family behind them were, dare I say it, more than likely better people than she's ever been.

    Damo Lee Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. Watch out indeed. They might... be nice to you, hoping you're nice to them.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣. Ah, sigh. I can see myself as the cashier in this one.

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens both ways. I had a black woman get in my face because her check declined. Her attitude changed when the manger stepped in. He was black as well and one of the best people I ever worked with/for. The biggest racist are the ones screaming racism over everything.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Lady! There's black people hiding under your bed! Right next to the commies and homos!

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    #27

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like polar bears stand out in the snow, right?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be pretty cool for being paid for giving them a blank page!

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the.... how are we the smartest species but still this dumb???

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not the smartest species.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean they want it embossed? :P

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make the background light white and the text dark white. :)

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along, nothing to see here...literally.

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    #28

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, only in the months which you don't pay for. It's up to you how often this repeats."

    BG Rey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want it, you pay for it - just like your phone bill.

    KCN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my thanks for the huge laugh!

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    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we have here is a person with no grasp of what a PDF actually is...

    Miguel Macedo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Printable Gif's! Sssshhh!....

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter just spit out his butterbeer

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have told him to take off the back of his computer monitor so he could see the other side of the PDF.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sold him a printer that can do double sided printing and a 'new' copy of adobe whatever it is that does pdfs.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it!!! HE GAVE HIS WORD and now he's sharing it with the whole internet! That poor client of his won't see a penny.

    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- If he really wants that he could set up a computer program that used a pdf format, but each page could be "flipped over" using a button and a transition-type tool to make it look double sided 😂😅

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. Some old woman asked me how to see the backside of the pdf. So now we are closer to the solution.

    James Dean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a brilliant idea - a printer that prints both sides at once, no messing around working out which way round to put the paper through the second time

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! They should make a word for that, too. Maybe... "duplex." Nah, that's a kind of double house. "Flipside," "Duo page," "flippy flip." I don't know.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wanted the aesthetic

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she really was that stupid. She would have come back and ranted that it didn't work and demanded her money back and the worker be fired for selling her a 'broken' record player.

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    Furry Critters
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ends up getting it and later calls to complain that it doesn't work*

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    complete dumbass and she had the nerve to tell the employee she was lying...

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the customer, the record player was just a dummy unit

    Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, its not working then give her a discount, lol.

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    #31

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    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical grandparent :-) love it

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what the festival called Bestival always makes me think of. I've never been there and I don't have any urge to!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi should have found a book on b********y to show her just to see her expression. "Is this what you were looking for?"

    Joost van Leeuwen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been a well stocked bookshop if he actually had one...

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    Myth illogical
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma once asked a man working in a garden centre, "Do you have fat balls?"....she meant those round bird feeders made of fat and seeds...

    Ramona Rhein
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To their credit, this was an innocent mistake. Not one I’d like to make, but at least they weren’t rude.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Sister tried to Buy a Wolverine wand for our nephew at Universal. It was a Voldemort wand...

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    #32

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    Mia Garza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to the ppl replying to this comment, Pro gay doesn't equal Anti straight, Pro black doesn't equal Anti white and vice-versa (or at least that's how it should be) so lets just try to spread positivity

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even realize scarlet fever was a thing anymore.

    Kat Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a skin manifestation of strep throat. As long as strep exists so will scarlet fever

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    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom of young kid here who freaked out when her 5yo was diagnosed with scarlet fever (after reading velveteen rabbit and who knows how many old books featuring how awful it used to be). Fast forward back to us - pediatrician explained that it's one kind of strep throat, child had to be on antibiotics 24 hours before returning to school, all was well.

    Kat Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just strep bacteria. Wash your hands before touching your face or scratching yourself and you're fine

    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    It's not just about her though. Now all of those books have to be thrown out because of their exposure and most libraries have problems with budget nowadays. So thanks lady for causing even more problems.

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    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note-to-self: Keep gloves for overdue book return.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Library date labels in ye olden days used to have 'do not return if you've had Scarlet Fever ' but I guess it's rare enough now that they've dropped it.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    covid normality but scarlet fever is worse

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    #33

    I Played Your Music For My Friends, So Give Me $400 Or I Will Sue! (X-Post - Clients From Hell)

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for ". I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out" 😄

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    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them an invoice for royalties for broadcasting the cd at work

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judge Judy, here we come! LOL

    Damo Lee Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, I've been violating copyright law by broadcasting your music without a licence. You might have sold an album or two as a result of this. Now pay me before I take you to court." That's gonna be a REAL short day in court

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just screams dumb instagrammer.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another kind of stupid.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE to see them make a small claims file! I worked for a company who had fired the General Manager. He was taking us to small claims court for his vacation pay. I had to go back 15 years and determine what his vacation benefits were based on length of employment and then subtract any time taken. Um, sorry Wayne - it doesn't matter that your GIRLFRIEND classified it as "personal" time - any time taken that you were paid for is a vacation day. We owed him something like $1200 (which was fair) but he insisted we owed him more like $3,500. The owner showed up at court with my well researched documentation. The judge asked this asshole if he was willing to accept the check for $1200 and call it good. Nope, he insisted he was owed the larger amount - DESPITE the fact we had paperwork to PROVE he was wrong. The judge took all of 15 seconds to dismiss the case. And Wayne got NOTHING.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay up or I'll see you in small claims court, idiot.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does that customer think he is -- Donald Trump?

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    #35

    Customers-Stories-From-Hell

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... dump the client. Unless you really need the business.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY God! The times I've had a client insist they NEED IT NOW, but don't want to pay for Rush Service or an overnight delivery just makes my head spin. What's that phrase? "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine".

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you just said you're a big international company. You're obviously LYING...

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS alert has sounded. This is a level 2 BS alert. Everyone is required to put on their tinfoil helmets. This is not a drill.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perceptive intervention lads, that's all

    #36

    Customers-Stories-From-Hell

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    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to explain to clients my working wages in contrast to my freelance charges. I NEVER used company supplies for my freelance work and ALWAYS cleared it with my boss so not to have conflict of interest (or get fired). I NEVER started a freelance job without a $200 CASH deposit. Sorts out clients and art FAST! No one thinks of art as a REAL JOB. When I was giving up my off-work time, my personal time was worth so much more.

    Alisa Wei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the time i spend watching tiktok is precious

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called free time for a reason, you donut

    Amanita muscaria
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a human too! Not a machine made just for you!"

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who works has free time within which they do not "have" to work. If someone does it is a kindness, not an expectation. Don't take it for granted

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called free time for a reason otherwise there's a 1000% fee yes an extra 0

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes but I'll have to charge you the PITA fee... it's a lot...

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    #37

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    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you prefer apple or pear?" "yes"

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes what? "Person, woman, man, camera, TV."

    Saara .
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard. "Yes what?" "Yes please." Client thought they were getting a lesson on manners! LMAO!

    ...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in logistic company. We had lots of things to haul which were odd shaped, not just neat standard pallets. Client: I need to ship CK4567YZZ Me: ok sir, can you tell me the dimensions of the that. Client: 4,5 x 2,4 meters Me: And? Client: And what? Me: I need length, width and height. Client: 4,5 Me: Sorry but we can't fit it in our trucks, max height is 2,4. Client: No no it's 4,5 long, is that too much? Me: Please sir, I need to know all three measurements. Client: 4,5 x 2,4 x 4,5 Me: So it's 4,5 meters high? Client: Of course not! It's only 15 centimeters. If you think this doesn't make sense, you're right. At lest this one was willing to give the measurements. Our customers thought that as we work in logistics, we must know weight and dimensions of every item imaginable. Later it became easier when we could google things.

    Slime11IsSus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Nathan Armer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda with the client on this one. I thought they were very clear.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is coming from the person who is creating the ad or whatever it is that will be displayed on the sign. They need the width and height but not the depth, and would prefer not to assume which is which.

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    Edie Hart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want a lobotomy? Yes.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a skirt I recently had listed on eBay; "Waist 35.5", no stretch". Got a message "is there any stretch to the waist?" This is only the latest example, I get this kind of message ALL. THE .TIME.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter sells bras on eBay. Only bras. Only new with tag from a manufacturer, no yard sale or thrift shop bras. She every now and then get a return "I know this was labeled wrong! I know what size I wear and this doesn't fit!!!" Seller, my daughter, also has to pay return shipping cost 'cause these cows know the system and how to work it.

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    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, search engine optimization *is* a real thing, just the way this client thinks it is.

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    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client: I want the word Google stricken from the English language. Find a way.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay - do you happen to have $127 billion dollars so I can buy that for you?

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. Had a customer tell us we need to "update Google" because it gave him the wrong email address to contact us. If you go our website, the correct address is right there.

    Brett Layton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transaltion - client doesnt understand SEO

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the caller’s name Dory, perchance?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post-It notes were invented for this very reason!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    short term memory loss. He might have had an accident or is just plain dumb

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i work in IT... that happen A LOT!

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    Cari Owens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days it seems *anything* white is automatically racist....Clouds, snow, paper, whipped cream, milk, fur...

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    Ryleigh Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really tired of people doing this. Once, in second grade, I played chess with one of my friends. They asked me what color I wanted to be, and I said 'I like to be white.' The next two minutes consisted of kids calling me racist.

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ikr. I once got asked if I wanted vanilla or chocolate and I said vanilla. *cue everyone calling me racist*

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racism to start? I wonder where else can this go if you started with the big one

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a manager once who printed a sign to illustrate something, one side had a happy smiley face, the other had an angry face, which was red to illustrate how angry he was.... she printed it in black and white, and the red face printed slightly darker than the happy face. One of the team kicked off at her saying she was racist. She was a really lovely person and totally didn't deserve that accusation.

    Man with nice beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to era where's people is always feel insulted by almost anything

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just one of those ppl who thinks everything is racist, no matter what it's about, they just love to sound self righteouss ... it's obnoxious

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually called "negative space," and it's a necessary part of any graphic design.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why does it have to be 'white' space? Why can't it just be 'space'?" :)

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what colour paper you start out with. You could have black paper (shock horror).

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    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke. The gift that keeps on giving

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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    Zach Heimann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I going to take a guess and say he brought a fake frankenstrat

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always preferred Elvis Costello. Amazing voice.

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    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, off to 'make some perfume' in the bath.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like Cartman: can i pay in pube?

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so I hope that "perfume" isn't want I think it is...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very valid last question. A golf course that doesn't accept perfume? I didn't know there were any other kinds!

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't pay taxes anymore. I got a letter saying "Final notice". So they won't be bothering me anymore.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish that was that easy

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    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go around and watch the back of your monitor. Duhhhh!

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will only work if you can save all the html, css, and javascript as a double-sided PDF... /s

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Two pages is X. Four pages is Y.” Or maybe 2X but not X again.

    Slime11IsSus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

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    Darky_Shadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then flip through the pages like a stop motion picture

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. The client wanted to watch the video by touching the link with their hairy fingers.

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    Morgan Carpenter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time the client asked, I'd make him wait five more minutes.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No hurry, anytime in the next 3 1/2 seconds will be fine."

    zovjraar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you get that thing i sent ya?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm. I think you've completely read that wrong. The person who wasn't being paid was getting a solicitor involved. Which is reasonable. Either that or you were attempting a joke.

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    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the blood clapped. And then the OP gets given a nobel peace prize.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, the everyone applauds thing at the end, and saying something that would be illegal for a hospital employee to say. This is 100% BS and fake

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it does feel fake, the OP is waiting for his gf, it does not say they work there.

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. This was an episode of MASH from the '70s.

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling a lot of these posts are fake

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "everybody applauds" is basically saying "this entire scenario is imaginary"

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him African American blood on purpose. Make him pass out again.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we once thought the Nazis were gone after WW2...

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear.. I have bad news for you.. That ideology did not die out after WW2..

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this sounds a bit needlessly complex.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? mployee8? I hate usernames and passwords.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think I've figured out what's wrong then. You're an idiot."

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm willing to lose my temper. Does that sound okay?

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But sir, I DO have something to lose. Specifically, you, as a client..."

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, sir, is a perfectly good reason to raise my pricing because I'll lose more money.

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, well, since you put it that way. It'll be $X (add 10% each time he tries to bargain)

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this make sense in this person's mind?

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    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't you burn treated wood?

    Chillace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those babies are going to be warm for the rest of their life

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a heater, don't burn property.

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prime example why I'd let a house rot to the ground before I'd even think about renting out.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they are insinuating the tag was at crotch level? Because here tags are in the waistband on the back and I've had plenty of salespeople look at mine and my husband's when in the store, because we always forget to check the length, and that never was perverted or strange.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I would never look into a stranger's waistband, and if an older man asked me to do it I would be very uncomfortable.

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.

    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And maybe a sparkly background, but not too sparkly; It might make the glitter run.

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take into consideration that the cashier’s boss is probably making employees offer the candy, whether they want to or not. Plus, the boss might be monitoring them to make sure they ask. So please don’t blame the low level employee for the bullshit their managers force them to do.

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    Hecking Heavy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the client not human or something? I'm confused help.

    Kallyn Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The client is either crazy or trying to scam, or both. Honestly I was expecting there to be a 'christian' element to the story, as a lot of christians require 10% of earnings to be paid to a church. Presumably you wouldn't make an animal pay, but then you wouldn't be having an animal with a tax problem in the first place!

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing enough background info to make any sense.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an elf. Hand over everything you've got!

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a lawsuit in his near future and possible indictment because it is not legal for anyone to impose taxes arbitrarily.

    ravn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet this client may be a fundamentalist with a serious thing about tithing, regardless of what they call it.

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client was supposed to pay X. Client payed X - 10%, because client is being a smart-ass / under the impression that they are the IRS.

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone older not used to technology might do this tho, to be fair.

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    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely justified. Someone once showed me a picture that looked like an upside-down lobster and I've been in therapy ever since.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you turn the French high-speed train (TGV) logo it looks like a snail and it didn't bother anyone...

    Chaotic_pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s... wrong with... lobsters..? 😂

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would one kid be holding a pyramid? Are they relevant to schooling?

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For God's sake, man, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... why would you have the logo upside down anyways? it doesnt matter wut it looks like upside down!

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?

    B Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, it takes more time, they get paid more

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even write reports using word... I just use the CAD software

    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me, you use Solidworks or Autocad to design parts which can't be machined with present tooling, made of materials as rare as hens teeth with tolerances reminiscent of Quantum Theory. Standard operating procedures for CAD jockeys.

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    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you call yourself a medical doctor when you haven't read tea leaves for 10 years?

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    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperial or metric has nothing to do with it. Pixel resolution does, as the same pic can be viewed on a large screen as on your phone.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans use rulers with inches?! I mean, that's logical, but it just somehow gave me a mindblow

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else would they use? They measure things in inches...

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worked in newspapers and you could tell the customers who were complete amateurs at advertising as they would try to pack as much verbiage in their ads as they could. This because the ads were sold by the inch, and they thought they were gaining something by paying for less inches and then packing them full of words. Amateurs don't understand that the point of advertising is getting people to look at the ad and then acting on it. Nobody wants to read a 2-column-inch ad packed with 5 point type. Rather than saving money, they were throwing it away on ads which could not possibly draw any business.

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that 17" MacBook Pro doesn't have enough horsepowers to do the job right.

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: It's not going to work for what?

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Sounds like the client wants a fade in website on opening with a chat style comments section or even a live single channel forum. If anything that sounds easy

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, surely a website that brightens up is just like any website that has gifs or videos. And the 'streaming thoughts' bit could be a Twitter feed?

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these are made up, so I'd say this one definitely was.

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