You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)
Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.
But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.
When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.
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I don’t know why I found this so funny it’s just so unbelievable.
Load More Replies...So they went and asked to buy a calf, when they already had one in the trunk? They kidnapped this week old calf from a herd of cow, including the mom, without getting killed. They also leave open the fence, and say so, without understanding that those angry cows would be following them. I know city people can be dumb, but I don't believe this story at all.
My best friend of 33 years has owned cattle for a decade and I have to sadly agree. That calf would've been bellowing for its mother long before it was set free.
Load More Replies...Lol yep, I was thinking how much it sounded like one of those
Load More Replies...How were they going to keep a cow? Were they going to eat the cow? Why does this so sound like fiction? I can't even believe someone would want to steal a cow
They wanted a pet because it was a 'tiny cow'. I can guarantee it hadn't occurred to them that 'tiny cows' grow into huge ass cows.
Load More Replies...I can’t tell if this is a true story or not, but it’s funny either way.
Yeah. Though honestly, they kinda had me until the hive five
Load More Replies...Because then the plot of this fake story would be too mediocre.
Load More Replies...I'm calling bs on this one. Surely, the first thing should would have said is, "I'm a trained paramedic".
Do you really think that the man would have believed her?
Load More Replies...People always underestimate the young people. You can be both young and competent
I'm guessing she wasn't actually a teenager. it takes at least a year (iirc, in my state, it takes 2 years,) to get the EMT certificate, and most people graduate high school around 18-19. Still that man clearly was lacking in any current training, and was an ass who was about to crack a poor woman's ribs in. (CPR done right will break ribs. unless it's a child. kid-bones are somewhat more flexible.). Also, an EMT will most certainly announce the fact that they're an EMT. it's probably the fastest way to get control of the situation, and get the crowd to actually do what you say, (including calling for EMS.)
Load More Replies...(The guy being an arrogant d*ck trying repeatedly to do unnecessary CPR aside) I wonder why the young woman didn't introduce herself as an EMT or first aider?
That's what I thought at the end of the story. Also that she wouldn't have been a teenager if she was a fully qualified EMT.
Load More Replies...CPR on living people may kill them... (I doubt the story.. but felt it good to reiterate that fact :) )
im epileptic and had a seizure my own father went to do cpr bc he thought i stopped breathing wen i had a seizure. some people arent aware of what to do in that situation. some seizures actually look like other things like panic attacks or heart attacks so untrained people will either panic or do cpr if they feel its the right thing to do. since ive been in this womans position i can fully believe this story.
Load More Replies...Sounds fake, like something a person who runs on a volunteer fire or ems would make up for attention
And the EMT doesn't say "I'm an EMT, please stand back", she just stands like a little lady and waits for the man to let her do her job... please, stupid attempt at an anti-sexism story that is actually a really stupid sexist story.
Load More Replies...In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.
Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.
One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.
"When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.
My daughter works in a deli/convenience store. Just the other day, she had someone return a sandwich because the foil it was wrapped in was too "wrinkled" and made the sandwich look "bad".
Haha WHAT?! So they were angry because they couldn’t get a nice picture of it? This is where the manager needs to state that unless it’s not up to standard for consumption, it’s not refundable.
Load More Replies...I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day
Unfortunately. I have smiled the whole day. My face literally hurt. Certainly would not expect people to be held to that standard. What's worse is people want you to smile AND be genuine. My feet hurt and I've been here for hours getting yelled at by idiots. And you want a genuine smile? We're all doing our best, don't judge people!
Load More Replies...If you want the baristas to smile, smile and be kind. Maybe they won't reciprocate the smile, but maybe you will be a small ray of sunshine in their day.
They get paid $7 an hour why would they want to smile for that? People are so entitled
This is exactly why we should be kind to people regardless whether they're nice to us. You never know the problems they have and maybe our kindness and smile can make a huge difference.
I have worked at a coffee shop before. People who expect those employees to smile all day are living in some fantasy world. Maybe if you're nice to them they might smile, but if they don't you take your coffee and leave.
I don't understand this obsession with smiles in the service sector. Why do you need a stranger who pours you coffee to smile in the process? What the f**k is there to smile about?
Right? So much free stuff out there. What's next pay for Air? For Water? ... oh......
Load More Replies...Am I the only one that feels like an asshole when I have to ask someone to repeat themselves because I couldn't understand through the accent? I work for a cable company as well, those movies are like being billed for a 900 number back in the day. It's on the bill, but not actually charged by the cable company. If the cable company credits it, they're eating it because I can guarantee they aren't getting the same from the VOD vendor
nope. I feel super uneducated when I can't understand what someone is saying
Load More Replies...i'd purposefully make my accent thicker and say something she does want, just to prove a point
As a person who works currently in the same type of department....THIS^ oh my dang. Customers make you HATE customer service work. Smh.
Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.
"We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.
A Wacom is a digital drawing pad. The pen was the pen to draw with, without which you cannot use the pad.
Load More Replies...If it is not yours' do not touch it or throw it out even if you think it doesn't work.
Imagine how many problems we wouldn't have in this world if people would just mind their own business.
Load More Replies...WHAT THE HECK YOU NEED TO GO FISHING THROUGH EACH TRASH CAN AROUND AND INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE-
If it was so valuable he should've kept it safe! 🙄 But, did he check the bin!
I'd cause that person grievous bodily harm for throwing out my Wacom pen.
Hold.My.Beer. During my bartending/serving days, I had a father and his two sons come in for lunch. The youngest son definitely looked under 21 (U.S. legal drink age). So as required by law, I asked for ID when he ordered a beer. I took one look at the card and instantly knew it was fake. I told the guys the card was a forgery, I was legally obligated to confiscate it, and they were no longer welcomed at our establishment as we have a zero tolerance policy on forged IDs. Naturally, the dad lost his s**t. He was swore (literally and figuratively) the ID was real because he went with his son to the DMV to get the card. I gave him a “not today Karen” look and explained he was full of s**t because no government agency would issue a document with a date that doesn’t exist. Their software wouldn’t allow it. The card said the kid was born February 31, 1983.
Interesting. In Germany you can drink alcohol with 18 and Beer and Wine with 16. But with parental supervision and permission Beer and Wine are allowed from age 14. We do not really have a market for forged IDs.
Load More Replies...People who use fake ids don't think about how devastating it can be if the business gets caught. Liquor license lost. I've seen some really good fake ids that you couldn't tell unless you had a scanner to check it. Everyone would be out of a job. It's just so thoughtless.
Yep, I've worked during a TABC sting and the bartender lost her job, and both her and the restaurant had to pay a fine. Sometimes people go to jail. I know I'm not going to risk all that, so checking ID's is no joke
Load More Replies...Press Ctrl+Z. That should do it. If it doesn't work try putting it in rice
You mean there isn't a warning message that shows up, "Are you sure you want to shred this document?"
Right, like you wouldn't realize that all the noise and shredding happening is not exactly the same as a fax machine?!?! AND THEN, you think (after learning it's a shredder) that it can be REVERSED?!?! I don't think they're cut out for office work, let alone using office machines, cuz that's just dumb
Either it's a completely made up story, or someone didn't get past 2nd Grade on the common sense side of things.
Load More Replies...Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.
The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.
Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.
Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.
No they are indeed French, Parisians actually, but a Belgian historian made a "mistake", reading an old book. But since more belgians historians have prove it wrong. But in Belgium french fries are a real part of the culture and they are really good. The history is more fun, sounds like a joke: a german immigrant learn to do french fries in Montmartre and then sold them in Belgian fairs and make a fortune out of it, leading Belgium into a strong addiction. https://www.rtbf.be/lapremiere/emissions/detail_week-end-premiere/accueil/article_la-frite-belge-ou-francaise?id=10137480&programId=12394
Load More Replies...Chips. Always chips. And what Americans call chips are crisps. F a c t s. (I live in the UK, call it whatever you want if you aren’t in the UK. Otherwise, I will rip your intestines out.)
It feels like they created an existential crisis for their customer... that person is still debating why are there no American fries? Hahahhahahahaha
Remember when France refused to join the attack on Iraq and they were called "freedom fries" for a while instead?
I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this
I remember once, glancing over to my baby's moses basket, panicking because he wasn't there, then looking down to see I was holding him in my lap. TBF I was intensely sleep deprived!
Load More Replies...This isn't a "client from hell." Just a stressed mom. I mean, I've lost my glasses when they've been on my face, helping me see.
It's not funny. Once I was driving my car. O looked back s usual to see how my 2 y.o. daughter in a child seat is so quiet. Child seat appeared to be empty. I almost had heart attack. I swear I had scariest and longest 3 seconds in my life before i remembered I just had left my daughter in her day care just 3 minutes ago :D
Jeez, I do that with my glasses, but a kid seems a bit heavier. I think perhaps she was a bit too tired to be out and about.
This shouldn’t be here. And it’s probably not real. The person who called the code yellow didn’t see a THREE year old strapped to the moms back??? The only part that sounds real is the mother thinking she lost her kid. Sleep deprivation is real and crazy stuff like this happens to parents more than you think. I was about 4 months postpartum and went on a Target run. I snapped my babies infant seat back into the base and kept the door open while I put my purchases in the trunk (I was scared of locking her in the car, even though I’d already turned on the car and AC) I closed the trunk, got into the drivers seat, sat there for a bit and pulled out. Thankfully there is a stop sign in the parking lot before you get to the main exit and her door opens when I stopped. I forgot to close her door!! Like, didn’t even close it enough for it to latch. Some one was walking by and stopped as I’d jumped out of the car in a panic to close it. She said it happens and smiled. No judgement.
Totally put the kibosh on that Karen’s attempt to get free food. Beautiful!
Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you
That is exactly why science has thrown out the theory of "human races" A LONG TIME AGO. The genetic differences between individuals in a "race" are MUCH bigger than the genetic difference between "the races". Race theory is seen as a hypothesis from the past, that has been proven wrong by scientific advances.
Load More Replies...I’m half Chinese half white and I’ve had literally this exact conversation before. Took all of my restraint not to punch them in the face, because I ain’t tryna get arrested for animal abuse.
im norwegian and greek. bc of my norwegian side i have pale white skin. one summer i got badly sunburn someone asked if i was irish but dyed my hair brown bc i hated ginger jokes. i wasnt offended but my irish friend who i was meeting up with sure was. the slightest comment about nationalities and race can really hurt someone. ive been asked if i believe in more then one god before it takes alot to offend me considering im the perfect target i have so many ways to b made fun of. i say "its just words and words cant hurt me"
Load More Replies...I feel that one to my DNA. "You must be (fill in blank". Nope. No. Nope. Thank you for the compliment of thinking I'm (whatever it was) but.... Nope. In my case? "But your eyes are SO DARK!".... uh.... and?
I actually sat here open mouthed while I was reading that and for a good moment afterwards. The s**t people people say to each other, Honestly!!!
Yeah, suddenly realised my mouth was open as well. Who does the customer think he/she is, to even ask the question, never mind the ghastly final comment?
Load More Replies...*Gobsmacked* What makes these customers think they have carte blanche to speak to someone serving/helping them like that?
What. The. Hell. I have a friend who's Asian (Filipino) and has pretty big eyes. One day, she was asked where she's from and she said the Philippines. The guy asked which continent the Philippines was part of. She said Asia, and the guy said she's lying because her eyes aren't small. Wtf.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope somebody trip her make her fall face-first into some cow poop.
People think that me, my brother, and my father are Filipino. All three of us are part African- American and Japanese.
I'm so sorry I started laughing when I read the last line, this is just so dumb hahahahahahahahhahahahaha judging someone's origins based on the size of their eyes OMG hahahahahaha where do these people come from??? How are they still surviving???
She obviously didn't see the movie. Not only is Wall-E too kind not to insult people, but he was on a spaceship with nothing but fat people and didn't moo once.
Sure lady the cut-board robot "Moo-ed" at you. Mind to share whatever you're smoking?
When you project your opinion about you on a cutout robot and you don't realise how big is your trouble...
I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.
New term: Agnorant. Definition: people who are extremely ignorant, yet are simultaneously extremely arrogant. Example: people who think they know more about science than scientists.
As a former TSA officer, I can say with confidence that it's the WORST JOB EVER!!!!
I'd be forced to make sure she knew exactly how dumb she is and ask if her mommy thinks she's smart enough to be traveling alone.
So now Water is not a liquid-or never was. Got it. THE UNIVERSE LIES!!!
Well... there are people who apparently genuinely believe the Earth is flat
Load More Replies...And post about this on LinkedIn, Glassdoor, and any other site you can think of. And possibly contact that person's boss.
Load More Replies...This happens all the time in the digital art/developer world. So glad this guy protected himself. Companies are so used to being able to take advantage of inexperienced designers and developers who are trying to build a portfolio for themselves. There needs to be protections in place so companies can’t do this without any legal ramifications
I screwed up once and didn't watermark it sample and they did this to me. Lesson learned.
there's one client I'd be blacklisting after this job was paid for. And I'd probably spread the word around to other businesses about them too.
I just love it when people think they can get artwork for free.
It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)
THIS. This right here. Why can't all people think like this? I've met tons of people who don't like gay people, but they're perfectly respectful about it. I don't mind talking to these people. The world would be better if everyone could just be like this^
Load More Replies...Don't like homosexuals? Don't date someone who has the same sex as you. I don't see how anyone's sexuality matters when it comes to banking.
It's not "sexual preference," though. It's "sexual orientation." It's not a choice.
next time someone says "you are a sin" or whatever I'm gonna reply "well I can't choose to be this way god made me this way" and watch the jaws drop
Ooh, they don't like it when facts come into the argument!
Load More Replies...This happened to my girlfriend once, when she was running a retreat center. They had weekend retreats, that included all meals. This woman wanted to attend... Woman: "I have allergies for [insert very long list of food allergies]" My GF: "Sorry, with this amount of allergies we can not cater for you during the weekend. Maybe you can bring your own food?" Woman: "Oh, I will eat what you serve. It's only for a weekend, I'll be fine."
I was in line to buy bagels. The guy in front of me was ranting and railing that his one dozen bagels were stone cold and not fresh, and how dare they sell him such a bad product. The clerk decided to replace the bagels and counted them out of the bag. He noted "Sir, there are only 10 bagels here. What happened to the other 2?" The customer sheepishly confessed: "I ate 2 of them because I was hungry."
People love to say they're "allergic" to things they just don't like. It's infuriating, and makes it so much more difficult for people with sensitivities or actual anaphylactic responses to be taken seriously. Perhaps we could just start giving these people a quick, light jab to the face?
See this all the time at restaurants. People complaining about food after they've consumed the majority of it. If there's a problem, you know it on the first bite or sooner. They do it just to get it for free. If I were manager and IF I comped their meal I'd also show them the door and ban them.
Customer: "The food is terrible and the portions are too small." Waiter: "Sorry, sir. We can get you a larger portion of the terrible food."
That could've been me! I make dance costumes as well, and it's amazing how many people think that, because it's a hobby for them, outfitting them should be a hobby for me.
I think this is common among crafters, where people think it is a hobby so you shouldn't be paid for your time
They signed a contract, agreeing to the price and the hourly rate. If they took her to court, and tried to use the excuse that they didn’t read the contract so shouldn’t have to pay the full price, once the judge stopped laughing at them, they’d be thrown out of the courthouse and both held in contempt and fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
the problem is, most likely, they're just not going to pay, and for a few hundred bucks, it's not worth going to court over.
Load More Replies..."Why should I pay you to do your hobby?' - err, why should she make the outfit for you? That argument makes no sense.
I once interviewed for a temp service and the lady said, "It will be nice to have some extra money for clothes and shoes." and I said, "Yes, and paying for rent and food."
It's not always that easy sadly. In more than a few cases you already bought fabrics etc that are so specific to that customer's wishes that they are likely to end up in the stash. A deposit will cover those expenses, but there is a certain amount of Gentlemen's Agreement and goodwill that goes in this business, and sometime you get burned.
Load More Replies...Oh, I miss looking through costume catalouges at ballet. It was fun to imagine what performances I could wear them at.
Yes, instead of money, we should use nothing. Because if everything in the entire world becomes free, then everything will technically be the same price, effectivly getting rid of debt, higher paying jobs, poverty (maybe), and possibly food hunger. This was brought to you by a brain that has 1 hour of sleep and a s**t ton of coffee.
Load More Replies...If money is so insignificant, why doesn't the customer offer to pay more?
If one of my clients says: can you make a small design for me?..even if it's a large project, they believe that the word 'small' will lower the price.
This makes me angry. "I can't, he's no longer in business." Yeah, he tried to please everyone, got taken advantage of, income dwindled, he became depressed, wife left with the kids, lost the house, took his own life. He is no longer in business.
Never even claimed they forgot to pay or the cashier missed it, also!
Load More Replies...For a second there, I thought the biatch was going to try and blame it in her kid. Wouldn’t put it past her.
Although, it would have been a far more believable excuse. Security probably would have just confiscated the DVD and let the family leave without consequence.
Load More Replies...If you're stealing things to give for presents, you may have kind of missed the whole point of Christmas.
Honestly.... Ive seen some people straight up use their kids as ways to shoplift. CHECK UNDER THE STROLLERS AND (this one bugs me its so terrible) UNDERNEATH THE CHILD! Yes I have seen people instruct their toddlers to sit on things to walk out with them. Crazy what people try to get away with
Orrrrrrrrr, they did purchase it legally but the cashier forgot to pull the tag/swipe the tag. I have had this happen at least once a year, if not more. Granted, I don't freak out about it to security.
The person was assuming this was a mother, father and daughter. Probably unrelated thieves running a scam...
And gave a reason why. lmao I wonder why the church makes him angry?
Load More Replies...i was going to comment something like this! i see you beat me to it
Load More Replies...Actually, church usually makes people feel peaceful. I have never heard angry before.
Load More Replies...Wait, I'm confused... She wants this employee to mix two different paint colors so she can paint stripes with the two colors individually, but she asked that they get mixed so she doesn't have to pay for two separate gallons? But she thinks that somehow the two colors will still be individual? Am I getting this right??
Yup. Clearly for her/him the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
Load More Replies...You buy two "stripe" cans, and lay one of them on its side, of course.
Load More Replies...She must have watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon doing it and though it was a home improvement program.
Not an ice cream- I wonder if she was low on sleep or something, or just trying to cause a scene
Little did they know, this is actually three four year olds in a trench coat
Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here
"Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people." — Heinrich Heine
They don't literally burn people. Burning a book is like burning the person who wrote it. (At least that's my interpretation, correct me if I'm wrong.)
Load More Replies...Never understood this. "we're going to support the author, by buying her books, just so we can burn them and tell her how we don't support her or her opinions"? Like the idiots who burned their shoes in protest. The companies already have your money. you're the idiot who just wasted it
They shot up eskimo coolers too. They really don't get how protests and boycotts are meant to go.
Load More Replies...The Catholic church tried to shut down unauthorized versions of the bible this way centuries ago. I imagine it was as effective now as it was then. the Protestants just used the money to print more.
They clearly don't realise that's utterly redundant . They bought the books, JK Rowling already has their money.
also, its just a fun kids book. no reason for burning. everyone just needs to chill.
Load More Replies...can you not refuse them service and have them escorted out? That's really disturbing
why? The store made a sale and profit from their kooky obsession. And it's not like the world's going to run out of Harry Potter books.
Load More Replies...Might as well get them to spend more money if they’re just going to burn it away anyway
Its like saying 'I did it', 'I didn't do it' and 'I didn't get caught.'
Maybe he received something he didn't order, but tried it out, but it didn't work? Highly unlikely though, but not impossible.
I bought this thing that I didn't order because I don't need it and it doesn't work. A comedian decades ago remarked that "democracy is when you give the vote to peasants and livestock." After 4 years of Trump (and more to come) I'm starting to think he's right.
He needs to contact the company for a refund, not the credit card company for a fraud claim. Cause - he could be charged with fraud for that...
I've never seen any of your comments before, but already I respect you a lot. :)
Load More Replies...You know what would really surprise her? If she knew that the black family behind them were, dare I say it, more than likely better people than she's ever been.
yep. Watch out indeed. They might... be nice to you, hoping you're nice to them.
It happens both ways. I had a black woman get in my face because her check declined. Her attitude changed when the manger stepped in. He was black as well and one of the best people I ever worked with/for. The biggest racist are the ones screaming racism over everything.
Hey, Lady! There's black people hiding under your bed! Right next to the commies and homos!
I disagree. Their stupidity is quite noticeable.
Load More Replies...That would be pretty cool for being paid for giving them a blank page!
What we have here is a person with no grasp of what a PDF actually is...
I would have told him to take off the back of his computer monitor so he could see the other side of the PDF.
I would have sold him a printer that can do double sided printing and a 'new' copy of adobe whatever it is that does pdfs.
Load More Replies...I can't believe it!!! HE GAVE HIS WORD and now he's sharing it with the whole internet! That poor client of his won't see a penny.
I mean- If he really wants that he could set up a computer program that used a pdf format, but each page could be "flipped over" using a button and a transition-type tool to make it look double sided 😂😅
This is a brilliant idea - a printer that prints both sides at once, no messing around working out which way round to put the paper through the second time
I love it! They should make a word for that, too. Maybe... "duplex." Nah, that's a kind of double house. "Flipside," "Duo page," "flippy flip." I don't know.
Load More Replies...No, she really was that stupid. She would have come back and ranted that it didn't work and demanded her money back and the worker be fired for selling her a 'broken' record player.
Load More Replies...*ends up getting it and later calls to complain that it doesn't work*
When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”
It's what the festival called Bestival always makes me think of. I've never been there and I don't have any urge to!
Hi should have found a book on b********y to show her just to see her expression. "Is this what you were looking for?"
Would have been a well stocked bookshop if he actually had one...
Load More Replies...My grandma once asked a man working in a garden centre, "Do you have fat balls?"....she meant those round bird feeders made of fat and seeds...
To their credit, this was an innocent mistake. Not one I’d like to make, but at least they weren’t rude.
My Sister tried to Buy a Wolverine wand for our nephew at Universal. It was a Voldemort wand...
to the ppl replying to this comment, Pro gay doesn't equal Anti straight, Pro black doesn't equal Anti white and vice-versa (or at least that's how it should be) so lets just try to spread positivity
Load More Replies...it's a skin manifestation of strep throat. As long as strep exists so will scarlet fever
Load More Replies...Mom of young kid here who freaked out when her 5yo was diagnosed with scarlet fever (after reading velveteen rabbit and who knows how many old books featuring how awful it used to be). Fast forward back to us - pediatrician explained that it's one kind of strep throat, child had to be on antibiotics 24 hours before returning to school, all was well.
It's just strep bacteria. Wash your hands before touching your face or scratching yourself and you're fine
Library date labels in ye olden days used to have 'do not return if you've had Scarlet Fever ' but I guess it's rare enough now that they've dropped it.
Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.
Upvote for ". I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out" 😄
Load More Replies..."Hi, I've been violating copyright law by broadcasting your music without a licence. You might have sold an album or two as a result of this. Now pay me before I take you to court." That's gonna be a REAL short day in court
I would LOVE to see them make a small claims file! I worked for a company who had fired the General Manager. He was taking us to small claims court for his vacation pay. I had to go back 15 years and determine what his vacation benefits were based on length of employment and then subtract any time taken. Um, sorry Wayne - it doesn't matter that your GIRLFRIEND classified it as "personal" time - any time taken that you were paid for is a vacation day. We owed him something like $1200 (which was fair) but he insisted we owed him more like $3,500. The owner showed up at court with my well researched documentation. The judge asked this asshole if he was willing to accept the check for $1200 and call it good. Nope, he insisted he was owed the larger amount - DESPITE the fact we had paperwork to PROVE he was wrong. The judge took all of 15 seconds to dismiss the case. And Wayne got NOTHING.
Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.
OH MY God! The times I've had a client insist they NEED IT NOW, but don't want to pay for Rush Service or an overnight delivery just makes my head spin. What's that phrase? "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine".
BS alert has sounded. This is a level 2 BS alert. Everyone is required to put on their tinfoil helmets. This is not a drill.
I had to explain to clients my working wages in contrast to my freelance charges. I NEVER used company supplies for my freelance work and ALWAYS cleared it with my boss so not to have conflict of interest (or get fired). I NEVER started a freelance job without a $200 CASH deposit. Sorts out clients and art FAST! No one thinks of art as a REAL JOB. When I was giving up my off-work time, my personal time was worth so much more.
Everyone who works has free time within which they do not "have" to work. If someone does it is a kindness, not an expectation. Don't take it for granted
Ah, yes but I'll have to charge you the PITA fee... it's a lot...
I used to work in logistic company. We had lots of things to haul which were odd shaped, not just neat standard pallets. Client: I need to ship CK4567YZZ Me: ok sir, can you tell me the dimensions of the that. Client: 4,5 x 2,4 meters Me: And? Client: And what? Me: I need length, width and height. Client: 4,5 Me: Sorry but we can't fit it in our trucks, max height is 2,4. Client: No no it's 4,5 long, is that too much? Me: Please sir, I need to know all three measurements. Client: 4,5 x 2,4 x 4,5 Me: So it's 4,5 meters high? Client: Of course not! It's only 15 centimeters. If you think this doesn't make sense, you're right. At lest this one was willing to give the measurements. Our customers thought that as we work in logistics, we must know weight and dimensions of every item imaginable. Later it became easier when we could google things.
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I'm kinda with the client on this one. I thought they were very clear.
I'm guessing this is coming from the person who is creating the ad or whatever it is that will be displayed on the sign. They need the width and height but not the depth, and would prefer not to assume which is which.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of a skirt I recently had listed on eBay; "Waist 35.5", no stretch". Got a message "is there any stretch to the waist?" This is only the latest example, I get this kind of message ALL. THE .TIME.
My daughter sells bras on eBay. Only bras. Only new with tag from a manufacturer, no yard sale or thrift shop bras. She every now and then get a return "I know this was labeled wrong! I know what size I wear and this doesn't fit!!!" Seller, my daughter, also has to pay return shipping cost 'cause these cows know the system and how to work it.
Load More Replies...It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"
Well, search engine optimization *is* a real thing, just the way this client thinks it is.
Load More Replies...Client: I want the word Google stricken from the English language. Find a way.
okay - do you happen to have $127 billion dollars so I can buy that for you?
Ha. Had a customer tell us we need to "update Google" because it gave him the wrong email address to contact us. If you go our website, the correct address is right there.
Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D
These days it seems *anything* white is automatically racist....Clouds, snow, paper, whipped cream, milk, fur...
Load More Replies...I'm really tired of people doing this. Once, in second grade, I played chess with one of my friends. They asked me what color I wanted to be, and I said 'I like to be white.' The next two minutes consisted of kids calling me racist.
ikr. I once got asked if I wanted vanilla or chocolate and I said vanilla. *cue everyone calling me racist*
Load More Replies...I had a manager once who printed a sign to illustrate something, one side had a happy smiley face, the other had an angry face, which was red to illustrate how angry he was.... she printed it in black and white, and the red face printed slightly darker than the happy face. One of the team kicked off at her saying she was racist. She was a really lovely person and totally didn't deserve that accusation.
Welcome to era where's people is always feel insulted by almost anything
It's just one of those ppl who thinks everything is racist, no matter what it's about, they just love to sound self righteouss ... it's obnoxious
It's actually called "negative space," and it's a necessary part of any graphic design.
"Why does it have to be 'white' space? Why can't it just be 'space'?" :)
Depends what colour paper you start out with. You could have black paper (shock horror).
Load More Replies...Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Load More Replies...That's a very valid last question. A golf course that doesn't accept perfume? I didn't know there were any other kinds!
I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.
I don't pay taxes anymore. I got a letter saying "Final notice". So they won't be bothering me anymore.
Load More Replies...That will only work if you can save all the html, css, and javascript as a double-sided PDF... /s
Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!
Obviously. The client wanted to watch the video by touching the link with their hairy fingers.
Every time the client asked, I'd make him wait five more minutes.
Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!
Erm. I think you've completely read that wrong. The person who wasn't being paid was getting a solicitor involved. Which is reasonable. Either that or you were attempting a joke.
Load More Replies...And then the blood clapped. And then the OP gets given a nobel peace prize.
yeah, the everyone applauds thing at the end, and saying something that would be illegal for a hospital employee to say. This is 100% BS and fake
While it does feel fake, the OP is waiting for his gf, it does not say they work there.
Load More Replies..."everybody applauds" is basically saying "this entire scenario is imaginary"
Give him African American blood on purpose. Make him pass out again.
Oh dear.. I have bad news for you.. That ideology did not die out after WW2..
Load More Replies..."But sir, I DO have something to lose. Specifically, you, as a client..."
And that, sir, is a perfectly good reason to raise my pricing because I'll lose more money.
Oh, well, since you put it that way. It'll be $X (add 10% each time he tries to bargain)
It releases chemicals the wood was treated with.
Load More Replies...Prime example why I'd let a house rot to the ground before I'd even think about renting out.
I guess they are insinuating the tag was at crotch level? Because here tags are in the waistband on the back and I've had plenty of salespeople look at mine and my husband's when in the store, because we always forget to check the length, and that never was perverted or strange.
Really? I would never look into a stranger's waistband, and if an older man asked me to do it I would be very uncomfortable.
Load More Replies...Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.
And maybe a sparkly background, but not too sparkly; It might make the glitter run.
To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.
Please take into consideration that the cashier’s boss is probably making employees offer the candy, whether they want to or not. Plus, the boss might be monitoring them to make sure they ask. So please don’t blame the low level employee for the bullshit their managers force them to do.
Load More Replies...The client is either crazy or trying to scam, or both. Honestly I was expecting there to be a 'christian' element to the story, as a lot of christians require 10% of earnings to be paid to a church. Presumably you wouldn't make an animal pay, but then you wouldn't be having an animal with a tax problem in the first place!
Load More Replies...I see a lawsuit in his near future and possible indictment because it is not legal for anyone to impose taxes arbitrarily.
Client was supposed to pay X. Client payed X - 10%, because client is being a smart-ass / under the impression that they are the IRS.
Completely justified. Someone once showed me a picture that looked like an upside-down lobster and I've been in therapy ever since.
Well, if you turn the French high-speed train (TGV) logo it looks like a snail and it didn't bother anyone...
Why would one kid be holding a pyramid? Are they relevant to schooling?
but... why would you have the logo upside down anyways? it doesnt matter wut it looks like upside down!
Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?
Don't tell me, you use Solidworks or Autocad to design parts which can't be machined with present tooling, made of materials as rare as hens teeth with tolerances reminiscent of Quantum Theory. Standard operating procedures for CAD jockeys.
Load More Replies...How can you call yourself a medical doctor when you haven't read tea leaves for 10 years?
Americans use rulers with inches?! I mean, that's logical, but it just somehow gave me a mindblow
What else would they use? They measure things in inches...
Load More Replies...worked in newspapers and you could tell the customers who were complete amateurs at advertising as they would try to pack as much verbiage in their ads as they could. This because the ads were sold by the inch, and they thought they were gaining something by paying for less inches and then packing them full of words. Amateurs don't understand that the point of advertising is getting people to look at the ad and then acting on it. Nobody wants to read a 2-column-inch ad packed with 5 point type. Rather than saving money, they were throwing it away on ads which could not possibly draw any business.
I guess that 17" MacBook Pro doesn't have enough horsepowers to do the job right.
Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?
I agree. Sounds like the client wants a fade in website on opening with a chat style comments section or even a live single channel forum. If anything that sounds easy
Load More Replies...I mean, surely a website that brightens up is just like any website that has gifs or videos. And the 'streaming thoughts' bit could be a Twitter feed?
Most of these are made up, so I'd say this one definitely was.
Are any of these real? What is the point of this thread? (I've only read the first few so far...)
Me too, I had to stop because it's difficult to believe these are real, however, when you think about it, people can be pretty stupid, so who knows? (I read about four, and yeah, they just get worse and even more difficult to believe that some people are THAT stupid)
Load More Replies...Customers can suck. My mother received a call from an African American lady, a person she made a cake for. The cake was said to be cut on a Saturday. She received the cake on a Friday. She called again to say the cake was uncooked and that's why they wanted her to keep it in the fridge, now she wants a refund. What actually happened was she ate a slice of the cake. It was totally fine, and then she took a 4 day trip to Vegas without putting it in the fridge as suggested. Since the cake contains butter, when she came back, the cake was collapsing. My mom tried to tell her this, The lady called my mother a fraud and that the "real" restaurant was owned by a white man.
Jeez some people are like Neanderthals when it comes to common sense. I was like 😵🤦♀️ the whole time reading this. 9_9
I can handle naively dumb. I qualify there frequently. But mean, self righteous and stupid? We had a president like that. He’s gone. Let’s keep the likes of him under a large Boulder please.
I work in customer service - these are not fake. I had a man two days ago demand a refund and repurchase using "mall gift cards" tell me I could do it while he was outside my store during a lockdown. He didn't understand that I can't use my register for any reason. My registers are closed: I am a fulfilment centre only: as his order clearly states.
I know, I read a few then stopped cos I already read these on their website. And yes, to those saying they're a bit unbelievable, sorry to say customers really can be that entitled, which is why they started this vent site in the first place!
Load More Replies...Are any of these real? What is the point of this thread? (I've only read the first few so far...)
Me too, I had to stop because it's difficult to believe these are real, however, when you think about it, people can be pretty stupid, so who knows? (I read about four, and yeah, they just get worse and even more difficult to believe that some people are THAT stupid)
Load More Replies...Customers can suck. My mother received a call from an African American lady, a person she made a cake for. The cake was said to be cut on a Saturday. She received the cake on a Friday. She called again to say the cake was uncooked and that's why they wanted her to keep it in the fridge, now she wants a refund. What actually happened was she ate a slice of the cake. It was totally fine, and then she took a 4 day trip to Vegas without putting it in the fridge as suggested. Since the cake contains butter, when she came back, the cake was collapsing. My mom tried to tell her this, The lady called my mother a fraud and that the "real" restaurant was owned by a white man.
Jeez some people are like Neanderthals when it comes to common sense. I was like 😵🤦♀️ the whole time reading this. 9_9
I can handle naively dumb. I qualify there frequently. But mean, self righteous and stupid? We had a president like that. He’s gone. Let’s keep the likes of him under a large Boulder please.
I work in customer service - these are not fake. I had a man two days ago demand a refund and repurchase using "mall gift cards" tell me I could do it while he was outside my store during a lockdown. He didn't understand that I can't use my register for any reason. My registers are closed: I am a fulfilment centre only: as his order clearly states.
I know, I read a few then stopped cos I already read these on their website. And yes, to those saying they're a bit unbelievable, sorry to say customers really can be that entitled, which is why they started this vent site in the first place!
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