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"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I drove a white 1982 Nissan Pulsar. It was ancient but no complaints. (Relevant, I promise).

It's 7am, I'm driving to work one morning and pull up at a crosswalk to allow a dog walker to pass me.

Without warning, my passenger door opens and a gentleman hops in next to me, nods, says a friendly hello and buckles his seatbelt.

He was a sweet faced, white haired senior wearing a sweater and brown pants. Definitely in his 80's.

I stared in shock and stumbled my words, totally bewildered by what was happening. He saw my expression and said "Oh! I'm sorry! The train station, please!"

That's when I saw the taxi rank near the cross walk. Taxis here are white but definitely not hatchbacks, like my car was.

He had a big cheery smile and, still puzzled, I realised that the local train station was two streets away from where I worked. I was heading past there anyway. And he didn't seem like an axe murderer so, why not?

I relaxed a little, shrugged and said "Uh, sure thing."

We drove off together and he peered out the window, smiling.

He said "You taxis are much quicker these days! Ah it's a beautiful day for a train ride, don't you think?"

He looked at me, still with this big smile and said:

"I'm Jerry, lovely to meet you. I'm meeting my friend for breakfast today! I'm so excited. I haven't been on the train in years. All my friends have passed on and I don't really need to go out of town. Well, not until I made a new friend recently. It's funny how life goes isn't it? An old codger like me with a breakfast date! Can you imagine."

"Oh well that sounds lovely, Jerry. Where are you off to?"

He cheerily described the town he was visiting (an hour away by train) and described the store he wanted to visit while he was there.

We chatted the whole way and I was so taken by how upbeat and cheerful he was.

We pulled into the offloading zone outside the train station and he pulled out his wallet. I jumped in, saying "Oh no charge mate, I don't have my meter working yet."

(Telling a lie was better than deflating his happy spirit with an embarrassing situation)

He was chuffed. It was a chilly morning. I walked him to the ticket office, where there was a heated waiting room he could sit in until his train arrived.

He thanked me, smiled and said "It's a beautiful day for a train ride. You take care now."

"Take care, Jerry."

It's been 11 years and I often find myself smiling when I remember him.

somethingwithatwo2 , seabamirum Report

Final score:

505points

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Abigail Nagel 3 years ago

That is so sweet! this needs to be higher

101points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group SL: "Son, can you help me locate the aluminium foil?"

M: "Sure, it's right up this way."

walks her to aisle 7b

M: "It's pretty high up, let me grab it for you. Do you want the Reynolds, or the store brand?"

SL: "The name brand please."

hands her a 200 foot roll

M: "Do you need help finding anything else? I'm a walking directory of this store."

SL: Hands me her shopping list

I spent about ten minutes filling her cart with heavy/hard to reach items, and then I got back to my shopping with a smile and a "have a great day".

As I'm standing in the checkout, I see the SL arguing with the floor manager (Greg, he goes to my church, we're pretty familiar with each other) over by the express line.

I pay for my groceries, and walk over to be nosy, and maybe help out.

SL is telling Greg that "The big guy with the red beard" helped her, "I didn't get his name" and she wants to see him get a bonus, promotion, or employee of the month, something.

Greg is insistent that no one with that description works there.

I get to the counter, and before I can explain that I don't even work there, Greg pipes up.

G (to SL): "Oh, you mean Mark? Yeah, he's one of our best employees."

G (to me): "Mark, this lady has been over here singing your praises for the past 5 minutes. I didn't even know you were working today."

Me (Lying through my teeth): "Well, Sharon (a cashier I know) called me and said we were slammed, so I came in on my day off."

G: "Well that's some real initiative, how would you like to be Assistant to the Regional Manager (we're both huge Office fans)?"

M: "Oh my God, thank you! Are you sure?"

G: "Well, you've definitely earned it."

SL: "See, this is why I shop here instead of Walmart, even though you guys charge more. You care about your employees, and your employees care about your customers."

So that is how I became assistant to the regional manager at a store I am not even employed by.

its710somewhere , Polycart Report

Final score:

337points

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*me* 3 years ago

Holy moly that shows how far being nice gets you

64points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group A while back I was working in an office that allowed dogs. It was an open floor plan and since customers never came into the office, we kept the dogs food and water bowls right by the front door just because it was the most convenient space and no one else would see them but us who worked there.
Of the six of us who worked in the main office area, I was the only one who didn’t have a dog (no pets policy at the apartment) and always felt horribly left out.
To make matters worse, across the way was a doggie daycare. One day a very frantic woman came in and she had an absolutely massive basset hound with her. Usually the only people who came into the office were associates who had appointments with someone working there, but it was rare they brought their dogs.
She ran up to me and said “Do you work here?” And I said “Yes, how can I help you?” And she said “I wasn’t sure if you took walk ins but I read online I could just drop him off? I tried to call but no answer.” I didn’t know what she was talking about at that point and I said “Come again? Who did you call exactly?” Thinking if I could just saddle her off to whoever she came to see, I wouldn’t have to decipher her problem.
She said “Well it doesn’t matter now. Look, something urgent’s come up and I really need to leave him here. Here’s his food he likes and I’ll be back in a few hours and—“ at this point I wasn’t thinking of the doggie daycare. I thought maybe she was a friend of someone here.
I said “Well alright, can I get your name please?” And she said her name and then asked if I needed her to sign anything and I was so confused at this point I just said “Why would I need you to sign something?” And she left almost immediately.
So I took Otis (the dog) to the back and showed him to my coworkers and no one knew the woman or dog. I was worried she wouldn’t come back, but at the same time, my wish for an office dog had been granted! And Otis was supremely chill. He just loved attention from anywhere he could get it.
At the end of the day the woman, thank God, came back. She said “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver. How was he?” And I said “He was a champ.” And was about to say “But why is he here” when she said “Thats a relief. Most kennels say he gets anxious around other dogs. I heard you operated at a much higher capacity, I was thrilled to see you had so few clients in the room at one time. So, how much do I owe?” And that’s when I realized she thought we were a dog daycare.
Now, I probably should’ve corrected her. But I loved my day with the office dog and I did want to get paid for supervising this strange dog all day. I just threw out the number that sounded fair and appropriate “That’ll be $20.” I said.
She replied “Reaalllly?!” In this very high tone, and I couldn’t tell if I’d overshot or undershot. But she paid me and left. My coworkers were laughing hysterically when they realized what had happened and we thought it would just be a good story for the future.
But the next week she came back! She said we were so much more affordable and less overcrowded than her other place that she was happy to use us. I was glad for the company so just took him. I didn’t think there was any way she couldn’t have at least some idea we weren’t a dog daycare. The whole ordeal was so strange I just figured “don’t question a good thing.” (I was much younger and dumber then.)
Not long after, Otis started getting dropped off two, sometimes even three or four days a week. And he made fast friends with the delivery guys and visitors. One day we took our office Christmas card photo and Otis was over that day, so we included him. In a Santa hat. It was pretty great. But it turns out Otis’ owner was friends with one of our clients who I guess happened to have the card out on her table or was kind enough to display it alongside her other holiday cards.
Because one day Otis’ owner came in holding the card and walked up to me and said “I can’t even believe I’m asking this but... is that my dog in this photo? This isn’t a dog daycare at all. This is just an office, isn’t it.” She said it with a note of surprise, as though she was looking around and putting it all together for the first time (no coincidence that this was the first time she wasn’t in some crazy rush either.) She was like “Then who are all these other dogs?!” And I explained.
I was terrified she was going to demand her money back, or worse, take some sort of legal action against us for misrepresenting ourselves as a dog care business, or complain to corporate.
Instead she basically said “Why didn’t you ever say anything!” And I explained we just really liked having Otis around. She stopped for a minute and seemed to be thinking and said “Is that right?” And I said yes and told the story of how I was the only one in the office without a dog so loved the company.
She seemed a little flummoxed or hesitant, understandably, because the whole thing was so weird. She turned to my coworker and asked if I was telling the whole truth. Coworker backed me up.
So she said, “Well, I wish you’d said something sooner. Could’ve saved me a lot of embarrassment with my friend back there. Alright, I have to get going. See you at 4:00.” And she left Otis! I couldn’t believe it! I said “So he can stay?!” And she replied “Where else could I find someone to watch him one on one all day for $20?” And off she went.
Otis stayed my office dog until his family moved away, luckily right around the same time I took a new job.

SwarmTendon , Luca Sartoni Report

Final score:

288points

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*me* 3 years ago

I read about this story before-really sweet. Otis seems like a very nice dog

70points

PraveenShankar007 , John Karakatsanis Report

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I am a 18 yr old male, born completely deaf and mute. Also, I am partially blind in my left eye. I live with my sister(28 F) who had been taking care of me since our parents died. Recently she got married and went on her honeymoon. So I am on my own for a few weeks.

This happened yesterday. Usually, whenever I go out I am accompanied by my sister due to my disability. But now, since she is on her honeymoon, I had to go out alone. There was a new supermarket opened in our area, and I needed some items, so decided to go there and grab them.

My bad for wearing a red colored shirt almost similar to the employees working there. But if you look closely, you could see that it was not the uniform. I was at the electronics section looking for some batteries, when I see an old man struggling to get some DVD's at the top shelf. Since I am tall, I helped him. He thanked me(I can do lip reading) and went on his way.

Then I began looking for the batteries. That's when I felt someone grab my left wrist. I turned around and a women (in her late 40's) slapped me. She was speaking something, but I couldn't follow her lips as she spoke too fast. However, I was able to catch some words like 'you', 'ignore', 'job', etc. So, I signed to her that I am deaf. Apparently, this was a wrong move because she became more irate towards the signs. Again she was yelling something but I couldn't catch anything. So I took my notebook and started writing that I am deaf and mute. Before I could finish, she grabbed my notebook and pen and threw them away. Then she slapped me again and pushed me to the ground.

Luckily, by this time a store employee came to see what the commotion was about? He saw me on the ground and helped me up. Then he asked me what happened? Before I can sign to him, Karen starts to yell at the employee. I don't know that she said as she was not facing me. After she finished, I sign to employee that I cannot hear or speak. Fortunately, he understood and explained this to the lady. But she is still not convinced. She tries to assault me again, but I moved away. Then I wrote and showed the employee to call the cops on her. The employee nodded and called the cops. Karen tried to run away, but the security caught her.

The police arrived in about 10 minutes. They first talked to the employee who explained the situation, about how Karen assaulted me because she mistook me for a store employee. One police officer comes and speaks to me. I understood that he wanted my version of events, so I wrote everything down and showed it to the officer. Then they went to check the CCTV footage. Then came back and asked me if I wanted to press charges. I gladly said yes. Karen was then placed in handcuffs and given a free ride at the back of a police cruiser.

The manager then explained to me that Karen thought I worked there and she became angry that I ignored her. She had been standing on my left side, so obviously I couldn't see her. The store manager then offered me a 50% discount on the products. I texted my sister about the events that happened and she was livid. Oh, did I mention that my sister is a lawyer. She told me that she herself will be handling the case and would see to that Karen would get maximum time. Court date is in around 40 days. I will update about it after court.

Final score:

283points

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Karin 3 years ago

This woman thinks it's okay to assault store employees?!? Yeah, maybe she's having her own bad day, but even if he had been an emyer, even if he had been ignoring her, even if he had been rude to her, doesn't justify assault. Enjoy jail, sweetheart. (Please don't call her Karen. I'm Karen, and I don't assault people.)

151points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I work as a substitute teacher at various local highschools, I am 24 but obviously look younger according to this teacher. AT = angry teacher. Me = self explanatory.

AT: "why aren't you in uniform? And no phones during school!"

I thought he was talking to a student so I ignored him.

AT: "Excuse me, don't ignore me." He said as he snatched my phone out of my hand.

Me: "What the f**k, give that back, I'm not a student." AT: "thats detention for swearing at a teacher, you will get your phone back at the end of the day, now you will come down to the office and tell the principle about how disrespectful you are being."

By this point I thought it would be funnier to let him complain to the principal who I play netball with and watch his reaction. He was raging. Saying I deserved to be suspended and that students always had their phones out yada yada. The principle and I were just trying not to laugh before she told him I was a teacher too.

Me: "now give me my phone back. Don't you have a class to teach? Because I do."

I have never seen anyone go so red.

ngamako , John Walker Report

Final score:

264points

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*me* 3 years ago

People should think before they go ballistic at someone

85points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My niece is from bavaria, i am from baden wuerttemgberg. Her summer vacation started a whole week earlier the ours, and she came for a visit with my brother and her siblings. It was like in the morning and we decided to take doggo for walk and go to the bakery on the other side of the street of a big school complex. I went in, she stayed outside with doggo, Í came back out and she was gone. Let us introduce our protagonists.

PP :principle pissant

Me : take a guess

N : niece.

I decided to call her on the cellphone, and this was the talk.

N : thank god you are calling.....

PP (Screaming in the background) : how dare you take a phonecall while I am talking to you, you are in enough trouble for skipping class....

As I later found out he ripped the phone out of her hand, and must have hung up. I realized what must have happened, and went into the school to clear up this misunderstanding, and go right away to the principles office hoping she would either be there or soon be brought by a teacher.

Outside I already hear him screaming at her

PP : stop giving me a fake name and stop lying, you won´t get out of here until i have the truth, and I promise you this will be mentioned in your school certificate (we have grades for general behaviour here, and teachers can also write a comment in there. It is something employers care about if you look for an apprenticeship for example).

I did not bother knocking and went right in.

PP : who are you and how dare you just come in here without knocking

Me : I am this girls uncle, what the hell do you think you are doing here ? She does not go to your school !!!

PP : Ah I guess you where the one on the phone, nice try, but you will not help her trick her way out of this. I will get to the bottom of this, and I will only release her to her parents. Now get out of my office or I will call the police and have you arrested for trespassing in a school (school are protected places, so you get in way more trouble here for trespassing then usual)

Me : I will stay right here to protect my niece from your crazy ass, and calling the cops sounds like a really good idea, after all you have abducted my niece.

So I did the call and just told the police that my niece got abducted and to come to the principles office asap.

PP : do you really expect me to believe your fake phonecall ? her un till the police is here The he started to shout at my niece again ,who was in tears by now.

ME : STOP F*****G SHOUTING AT MY NIECE, you will not address her till the police is here, or I WILL shut you up.

PP :that is it, i am calling the police now, to have you arrested and finally find out her real name.

So he called the police, only to find out I actually did call the police. Suddenly he was not so sure anymore, and you could tell the cogs in his head where finally start to turn.

About 5 minutes later the police finally arrived, and they asked us separately. Here is roughly what my niece told the cops.

She was waiting outside the bakery, when PP came unto her like ab at from hell. He screamed at her that he is really fed up with people skipping school the last week before vacation starts, and will make an example pout of her. Before she could get a word in edgewise, he grabbed her by the arm really hard (hard enough she got a bad bruise for over a week), and that is what started to get him into real trouble. The cops also took her data, and confirmed she is from Bavaria. They then asked us if we want to press charges and I just said throw the book at him. PP heard the police sayíng press charges and suddenly realized he was in real deep s***, so he came over.

PP : hey this is just a misunderstanding, you have to understand I have to be strict with people skipping school.

Me : if by being strict you mean assaulting a 12 year old´so badly she has a handprint from you on her arm that will create a huge ruise, abducting her from my care, and wrongfully imprison her in your office while screaming at her and scaring the beejezus out of her, then no I DO NOT HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT !!!

PP : please you are completely blowing this out of proportion, I could get suspended without pay over this,and even lose my job.

Me : GOOD, anyody who treats a scared 12 year old girl like that should never again get to work with kids.

In the end he really did lose his job, and I am very glad he did. During the investigation it turned out he was a sorry excuse for a teacher, who belittled kids, who always took the teachers side no mater how wrong they where and even had slapped kids on several occasions. He went to court for assault and attempted abducting plus wrongful imprisonment, plus a few more bodily harms against students. He lost job and pension, got 2 years on probation and 500 hours community service with the stipulation it could be nothing that involved kids. He was also forbidden to ever work with kids again.

hicctl , VasenkaPhotography Report

Final score:

227points

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Karin 3 years ago

But what about the dog?

21points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group Quite some time ago, my girlfriend and I moved in together, and had to set up all the things. Cable, internet, phone, etc. We got our home phone number, our 2 cell phones, and we were off to the races. Almost immediately, we start getting calls for an establishment that does custom framing and various other art-related things. Let's call them "Expo for Art." Of course, we had caller ID, and we had friends that would call us, but inevitably if we didn't recognize the number it was someone wanting to find out if their order was complete, or their frame was done, of what their hours were, or any of a thousand other questions.
I'm sure anyone else who had had this happen will recognize this exchange.
"Sorry, that's no longer their number, this is a residence."
"Yes I'm sure"
"No I'm not giving you my address."
"No I don't know their new number."
"Yes I have a phone book, but so do you."
Eventually, after a thousand of these, and changing the message on our answering machine to say "This is not, I repeat not, Expo for Art. If you are trying to reach Expo for Art, please hang up, look up their number, and try that, because we aren't them."
Eventually, I got my gazillionth call, and I asked the person on the other end of the line where they keep getting this number. "Well it's printed on my receipt. I guess I'll just call this other number." Any chance you can give me that one? Thanks.
I call it.
"Hello, Expo for Art."
"You guys are still giving out my home phone number on your receipts."
"Yeah. So?"
"Well, f*****g stop it. It's been at least a year since you haven't had that number. At least cross it out or something."
"That's a pain in the ass, I'm not making my employees do that."
"So you're the manager?"
"I'm the owner."
"So let me see if I have this right. You, what was your name again?"
Let's call him Fred.
"You, Fred have decided that it's too inconvenient to cross my home phone number off of your receipts, so you're just going to keep giving it out?"
"Yup. What are you gonna do? Sue me?"
"Maybe."
"Whatever. I've got shit to do. Bye."
I called a lawyer. Didn't really have a leg to stand on.
I went to the store and asked for Fred. "Fred's not here. He's hardly ever here, really. You want me to call him?"
"No, I'm fine. I know this is going to sound odd, but is there any chance I can see one of your receipts?"
She picks up a receipt book, and shows it to me. Sure enough, it's got my phone number at the top, above another one. I say "I thought so. I couldn't get you at the other number, some guy yelled at me, and I didn't have my old receipt, so I had to come down here."
"We've been having that happen a lot. Ever since Fred decided we didn't need two phone lines. But he had just bought like 20 boxes of these receipt books and business cards, and he's too cheap to buy more until they run out. I'd hate to be that guy."
"Yeah, that's gotta suck."
So I went home, and hatched my evil plan.
Next phone number I didn't recognize: "Hello, Expo for Art."
"Hi, this is Mary Smith, I dropped off a thing last week to be framed. Is it ready?"
"Let me check. Yup. We finished it this morning. I hope you don't mind, but we decided to upgrade the matting because of the weight of the piece. It's the same color, and won't be charging you for it, since it was my decision."
"Oh, thank you. I'll be down to pick it up later today. What time do you close?" I look down at the business card, with my number and the hours clearly marked 11-4. "Take your time, we'll be here until 7."
"Thank you so much, can you tell me how much that was?"
"$19.99 ma'am, plus tax so $21.39"
"Wow that's cheap. Are you sure?"
"Of course. If anyone has a problem, tell them you talked to Fred."
"OK, see you around 6."
"See you then. Thank you for calling Expo for Art."
For weeks I kept giving out completely random information.
How much is a 36"x48" matted frame? Let's say $24.99. Wow that's cheap, how much to have it done custom, how they want it? Custom is an extra $10, so $34.99. Wow that's cheap, I'll be right down, what was your name? Fred. See you in 10 Fred. How much to have the entire front page of the New York Times from 9/11 mounted and framed? $33.99, unless you want our special, proprietary newspaper frame and mat service, only $49.99 and guaranteed for life, only at Expo for Art, tell them Fred sent you. I can only imagine the number of pissed off people who showed up to pick up orders that weren't ready, and when they finally were, were given a price way higher than what Fred had told them over the phone.
Eventually, someone let slip that "they called the number on the receipt, and that's what Fred had told them." Fred was not happy.
"Hello, thank you calling Expo for Art, this is Fred."
"YOU'RE NOT FRED, I'M FRED!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS?!?!?!?!?!‽"
"Why Fred, whatever do you mean?"
"Someone has been giving prices to my customers, and telling them their orders are in when they're not due for weeks."
"Well, Fred, who called them?"
"Nobody called them, they called us."
"Then what's the problem. If someone called you, and got pricing information, that would seem to be your problem."
"They didn't call me, they called you."
"Well, how would that happen?"
"Your number is on my receipts and business cards."
"My my. It seems to me there's a very simple solution here. Take my number off of your receipts and business cards."
"Do you have any idea how much promotional materials cost?"
"Is it MORE than it costs to do these jobs for the prices you're quoting? Is it more than it costs to lose customers, or less than that?"
"This is extortion!!!"
"Call it what you want Fred. The choices, and consequences, are entirely up to you."
A week later "Hello, Expo for Art, this is Fred."
"I'VE ORDERED NEW RECEIPT BOOKS AND CARDS. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THIS BULLSHIT!?!?!?!?!"
"Sure. Bye Fred!"

Billiam201 , Bart Everson Report

Final score:

226points

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*me* 3 years ago

Frick you Fred. Frick you

66points

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I work at a hospital as an ER nurse, which means when I start at 7am, by nine in the morning all the f***s I possess are gone and by the end of my 12.5 hour shift I’m pretty much just done with people in general (don’t get me wrong, I love my job, but fighting Darwinism can be exhausting).

So after a rather grueling shift I stopped by the grocery store for dinner. I’m tired, and feeling super lazy at this point so even though I’m only grabbing a couple of things I use a regular cart (coz, you know, I can lean on it). I do my shopping, pay for my goods and head out to my truck. Just to inform, no khakis were involved here. Store employees wear dark brown slacks, white collared shirts and ties. I was wearing an Incredible’s scrub top (yes the animated movie, no you can’t judge me) and bright blue scrub pants.

After loading my groceries I, of course, return my wheeled crutch (ahem, shopping cart) to the corral and return to my truck when a harpy with a RBF that would make Louis from Malcom in the Middle proud screams across the lot.

(M) Me (H) Harpy

H: Boy! I’m done you can take my cart now!

M: Huh?

(I know I look young but, really? Boy?)

H: Come over here and take my cart!

M: yeah I don’t work here, sorry.

H: just do your damn job and take my cart!

M: that’s gonna be a hard no from me, sorry.

I start (again) back towards my truck. Harpy at this point decides to thrust her cart towards me. It rolls (as carts with wheels are wont to do) and to me, it’s like a train wreck. I want to look away but I can’t, I’m mesmerized by the free range movement of this cart as it runs right into a Jaguar... a nice clean one... with dealer plaques still on where the license plates should be... and a woman who totally looked like a Karen (you know the type) just getting out...

The Karen obviously starts screaming and hollering as only a Karen can. Harpy is trying to blame me for not running out to catch the cart. I’m trying very hard not to start laughing. I finally get back to my truck as Harpy is screaming at me to stop because this is my fault coz I should have collected her cart in the first place. The last thing I heard before closing my door and driving off was the Karen screaming at Harpy about how “he’s f*****g wearing scrubs! How could any idiot think he works here?”

I think this was the first time I’ve ever rooted for a Karen.

vita_est , Matthew Paul Argall Report

Final score:

199points

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E B 3 years ago

Woo, Karen V Karen!

53points

#10

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I, working as door greeter watching out for lost Customers and folks with returns, working in lawn and garden section, I see this autistic young man ,( I guess he is autistic, as he seems predominantly focused on his action and kinda has the actions of an autistic individual.)

This young man is sorting and moving potted flowers around putting them in a very specific order, matching colors, size of pots, and height of the flowers themselves, ( doing an amazing job at it too I may add.)

He is bothering noone and most folks are just noticing him doing a bang up job, But this one old crone of a woman sees him "working" she stands behind this young man arms folded and tapping her foot, (at first I was thinking maybe it was her son or someone she was shopping with, but the next thing she did proved to me I was mistaken.)

She clears her throat in that dreaded fashion we all know, " ahem...excuuuuuuuse me You need to help me."

The young man pays her no mind, continuing with his task, she doesn't like this, she clears her voice and replies louder,. YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME NOW!!!.

Before I can walk to her and ask her what she needs she reaches out and grabs this young man by the right arm just above his elbow, I guess the sudden action of this and the young man's condition caused him to spin around and jerk his arm away from this lady, and the sudden movement startled the old woman causing her to step backwards and lose her balance causing her to sit down on her butt.

(It was like in slow motion watching her go from standing to sitting on the ground)

By the time I reached the young man to see if he was ok, his mother had shown up and was asking what had happened, before I could say anything the woman who had caused this was up and berating this young man. Saying he attacked her and she will have him fired and arrested, meanwhile this young man was almost crying and his mother was shocked.

I told the mom to take her son and calm him down, that he has done nothing wrong and just make sure he is ok.

Crazy old women didn't like that I took his side, she began to lie and tell me she was the victim and she didn't do anything, that the employee (young man) attacked her.

I told her not so kindly

she was a liar and I had witnessed the whole incident

The young man you forcibly grabbed does not work here and you assaulted him.

By now a crowd has gathered, and the crazy woman has noticed that noone is giving her looks that they believe her side of the story.

She just puts her head down and walks quickly out the store.

When I turn to check on the young man and his mother She was smiling at me and was thanking me for my help, she shops here regularly and the young man likes to arrange the flowers, it's calming to him, I express my regrets about the whole incident, the young man walks over to me and Pats my shoulder once and goes back to the flowers, the mom informed me that was the equivalent of a high five from him.

Rudedoggg , In View Of Report

Final score:

187points

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Stille20 3 years ago

Seriously! Do not touch other people!

100points

BadWolf_Corporation Report

#11

My kids have the day off from school, so I took the day off from work and we had a Daddy/Daughters day. I took them out to breakfast, and then a trip to the mall.

We started off in one of the department stores, and my daughters decided to start looking there for new outfits. Now I love my daughters, but shopping is absolutely not my thing. So while they're looking for clothes I'm standing over by one of the counters waiting and reading on my phone.

I hear someone make a noise behind me, so I look up and there's a lady standing there with a huge armful of clothes. I figured she was heading to check out so I moved over to the side of the counter. She says "Excuse me", and I figured she's talking to one of the employees. A few seconds later she yells "EXCUSE ME!", and I look up to see what's going on. That's when I realized she was talking to me.

By this time, people are staring at us, including my daughters. This is the rest of the encounter: Me = Me. CL = Crazy Lady.

Me: "Yeah?"

CL: "Don't 'yeah me'. Take these, I don't want any of them." She sticks the clothes out towards me.

Me: "Yeah, I don't work here."

CL: "I don't care what department you work in, take the damn clothes."

Now on any other day, I would've simply told her to piss off and go find someone who works there. But since I was out with my daughters, I decided to handle it a little differently.

Me: "Excuse me?"

CL: She's getting really pissed at this point, and she yells again: "TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES!!" and this time she shoves the clothes into my chest.

Me: I look down a the clothes for a second, and then look at her with a huge smile on my face: "Master has presented Dobby with clothes... Dobby is freeeee!" and I threw the entire pile of clothes back in her face.

She was standing there stunned/shocked, people in the store were cracking up laughing, my oldest daughter was trying to hide because she was "soooo embarrassed" (which is nothing new). I walked over to my girls and asked if they found anything they liked. They hadn't, so we left. As we were walking out I could see CL yelling at a couple of actual employees who looked like they were doing their best not to laugh also.

Final score:

164points

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Abigail Nagel 3 years ago

Dobby is FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

70points

#12

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I never thought I would experience this in my life time. I'm a hard worker, extremely dependable, and respectful. Not sure how I could lose a job like this. Especially when I only just got it.

So I work late and just about every night for the last few weeks at least, I stop by Walmart to get something for dinner. I usually get off around midnight and stop by on my way home. Every time I'm at Walmart, barely anyone is there except for the night crew. Stocking up the store and doing their own thing. Now from what I have noticed, they don't have much of a uniform. Many of them are in hoodies or jackets of different colors. Just to add some context.

I showed up last night and I'm wearing a hoodie. I begin to walk up and down the isles trying to figure out what I want for dinner. I'm thinking pasta and walk past a few guys who are loading the shelves. All of a sudden, I start hearing this guy yelling. This voice gets louder. "HEY! HEYYYY! Are you listening?" I turn to look to see what is going on and this guy approaches me. "You're late again. Don't think I haven't noticed you walking in the door after 12."

I begin to laugh, thinking this guy is joking around. Before I can even say anything he jumps on me. "You think this is funny? Your job must not be important to you. I want you to follow me to the office."

Now I'm completely confused and start looking around like I'm on some hidden camera show. He starts to walk off and I turn around and go back to shopping.

He comes back a minute later and starts to yell. "You want to be fired? Because if you don't come with me now, I will fire you!"

I start to laugh even harder, then ask him, "What's my name?"

He gives me this puzzled look, so I asked him again, "What's my name? Do you even know who I am?"

He looks at the other guys in the isle, who have stopped stocking the shelves at this point to watch this event unfold. He then looks back at me, trying to figure out what exactly to say back to me before his head explodes.

"Good luck filing the paper work to fire me, when you don't even know my name!" I continue to laugh at this whole stupid charade. I pick up some ingredients for spaghetti, trying to give this guy a clue.

He storms off and I look at the other guys in the isle. "I'm sure he will figure out eventually, I don't work here."

They start laughing and I go on. Can't believe I lost the job I just found out I had in the same night.

ItsABurnerSN , sittered Report

Final score:

156points

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*me* 3 years ago

Think rationally before you go on rants, that’s my life lesson here

35points

seanbeedelicious , Local Food Initiative Report

#13

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group So I went to Aldi today on my lunch break from work. I was shopping for ingredients to make hard apple cider. I found the only apple juice Aldi sold without preservatives and loaded up my cart with a dozen half gallon bottles and kept them in their cardboard boxes so they would be easier to transport. There were a few other items I needed to pick up so I pushed my cart through the store shopping for them. A woman noticed the boxes of apple juice in my cart and asked where I had found them. I had nothing better to do, so I walked her over to the apple juice display where she thanked me. Another woman immediately came up to me and asked,

"You used to have these candy apples in the store but I can't find them. Where are they?"

I had no idea where they were so I said, "I'm sorry, I don't know - I don't work here."

Her eyes narrowed and she responded, "What do you mean you don't work here? I just saw you help that other person."

Now, I am in a t-shirt and corduroy pants and don't look at all as if I would be working at this store. I could tell that this was not going to go well no matter what I said, but I attempted to be polite, "I'm sorry, ma'am. She asked me where I had found this apple juice so I showed her. I don't actually work here."

"What do you mean you don't work here?!"

"I don't work here. I am a customer, like you."

"Just tell me where the candy apples are!"

At this point it was getting weird. "I really don't know where the candy apples are. I don't work here."

"You don't know where anything is in this store?!"

"I know where the apple juice is."

"WHERE ARE THE CANDY APPLES?!"

"Ma'am, I'm sorry I can't help you. I really don't work here."

"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

"It means that I don't work at this store. I don't know where the candy apples are. I am a customer like you."

"THEN WHY ARE YOU STOCKING THE SHELVES?!" She indicated the boxes in my cart filled with apple juice."

"I am shopping I am going to buy what is in my cart..."

"NOBODY NEEDS THAT MUCH JUICE! YOU WORK HERE AND YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHERE THE CANDY APPLES ARE!" At this point everyone around us had stopped and were staring.

An Aldi shelf stocker came over and said, "Ma'am, the candy apples were a seasonal item and I'm afraid we are sold out."

The woman glared at the Aldi employee, and then me and said, indicating me, "WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME THAT?!"

"He doesn't work here, Ma'am."

The woman then roared in exasperation, pushed her cart into an aisle display of canned food, knocking it over and screamed, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! I AM NEVER COMING BACK!"

She stormed out of the store, fuming. The employee gave me with a WTF look, which I returned, then I proceeded to checkout.

I loaded the juice into the trunk of my car and hopped in the driver seat. I checked my mirrors before backing out and noticed that the candy apple lady was in the SUV to my left, sitting in her driver seat, sobbing.

I rolled down my window and waved to get her attention. She noticed me, waited about 15 seconds, then rolled down her window.

"Are you OK, ma'am?" I asked.

Through sobs and tears she said, "I said I would bring candy apples to my grandson's party."

I asked her when the party was to take place and she told me 'tonight'. I told her that I had seen kits to make candy apples over at Safeway, and that if she made them now they should be ready by the time of the party.

Her eyes lit up and she looked at me, "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

I went back to work.

Final score:

153points

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An Co 3 years ago

Now this story I like. Has a happy ending! I even think it might be real (some of these stories are clearly either made up or 'enhanced'.)

14points

#14

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I worked at Target and there was a Hobby Lobby across the street. I ran over to Hobby Lobby after a shift to grab something and I was still wearing my red shirt with the target symbols all over it.

A 20 something girl comes up to and says "Do you know where I can find a glue gun?" I paused and just kind of looked at my shirt and I said "... you mean at this store or... like... at Target?" And she just stared at my name tag for a long time and sighed a heavy sigh and quietly said "sorry, I don't know where I am."

ibridgham , Thomas Leth-Olsen Report

Final score:

144points

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E B 3 years ago

I've had days like that...

59points

#15

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My friend David is skilled in a very niche area of construction. He repairs and renovates buildings using a very old construction method that hasn't been common for several centuries. All his work is on conservation projects and "listed buildings".

Work was required on a Grade 1 listed property.

The overall building work was being done my the main contractor ACC Ltd. One part of the work is VERY specialized.

The contractors managers didn't know anyone who did it so the architect gave them a list of qualified people. The contractors chose my friend because he had the earliest availability.

5 days into the work the owner of ACC Ltd, the main contractor company, arrived on site. He was throwing his weight around and being a "noisy g******" (David's words). David was just doing his job and ignored him.

Noisy g****** told one of his carpenters to get him a coffee. The carpenter disappeared. Noisy g****** continued wandering and "gobbing off" about delays "costing him a fortune".

15 minutes after the carpenter had disappeared the Noisy G****** asked my friend a question.

Noisy G****** : "Where is that f****** chippy with my coffee?" (Chippy=carpenter)

David: "Don't know"

Noisy G******: "Go and find out"

David: "I'm only here for this job (pointing to the walls) I don't work for ACC Ltd"

Noisy G******e: "I don't give f*** whether you're an employee or a subontractor, you still work for me. Now go and find my f****** coffee"

David: "Firstly, I don't appreciate being talked to like that and secondly, my contract with you is to do these walls, nothing more. I'm definitely not a gopher"

Noisy G******: "Oh, you don't appreciate being talked to like that, do you? Which subcontractor do you work for?"

David: "None. I'm self employed. It's just me"

Noisy G****** : "A f****** day labourer? And you've got the nerve to talk to like that? Do you know who I am?"

David: "Yep"

Noisy G****** : "Well you're f***** fired. Get off the f****** site NOW!"

David: "Ok, put it in writing"

Noisy G****** : "F*** off. Just get off the f****** site"

David pulled his phone out and started recording.

David: "Ok, I'll go. I just want proof you told me to go"

Noisy G****** grabbed David's hand holding the phone and screamed into the phone

Noisy G******: "GET OFF THE SITE YOU F****** IDIOT. YOU'RE FIRED. IF YOU'RE STILL HERE IN 10 F****** MINUTES I'LL HAVE YOU F****** THROWN OUT"

David: "Cool, no problem"

He picked up all his kit and walked away. As he was leaving the contractors site manager passed him (ironically with a coffee for the boss) and with a smile said.

Site Manager: "You leaving early Dave? Bloody part-timers(joking)"

David: "No, your boss just fired me. Our contract is ended. Sorry mate"

Site Manager: "Noooo. Noo, no. Let me sort this out. Wait, please. Please,wait."

David left.

The Site Manager was losing his s*** because he knew something that Noisy G******** didn't. Only 7 people in the UK are qualified to do the work. They all have a waiting list and David had been the only one available.

By the time he was home he had 12 missed calls.

That was Thursday. 2 working days missed so far. He said he'll go back but only if he gets paid for the extra days and has a genuine apology in person from the boss.

I met my friend when he was getting a call from the Site Manager saying the boss apologises but is "out of the country" so can't apologise f2f.

David also told me he phoned the other specialists to warn them but they'd all been phoned on Friday begging them to do the job. Nobody took the work. They're all booked solid.

David also phoned the architect to warn him. Situations like this some unscrupulous contractors try to bodge the job and fake the work.

David is going to stick to his guns. Pay for all missed days plus f2f apology. He is sure he'll get it. I've said I'll pay anything to watch the f2f apology

MostlyGruntled , Secret Pilgrim Report

Final score:

139points

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Red Ruffensor 3 years ago

I'm trying to figure out what a g******** is.

78points

#16

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My mom and I were in the front yard planting flowers and deweeding, chatting family stuff in our own language while enjoying the nice weather outside. We were in full gardening gear complete with straw hats and rain boots with face masks on. A white truck with a trailer drove up and a mid-aged man jumped out.

Guy - (waving me down) Hey! Where is the owner of the house?

Me - (pulling down my mask) Oh, you must be the duct-cleaning service, please come in with me.

Guy - (annoyed) No, I need to speak with the landlord.

Me - (chuckles) I am the landlord. Do you need to come in the house for the esti-

Guy - (cuts me off) No, I need to speak to the person who made the call!

Me - (pulling out my phone) Ok, hold on. (dialing the company number)

Guy - (pulling out his phone) See? The landlord is calling me.

Me - Hi, I'm english name. I'm standing right in front of you. I don't think I will be needing your services today. Goodbye.

The guy stood there dumbstruck for a moment, then sulkily walk back to his truck and left.

My mom looked at me confused and ask in Chinese "what was that?". I shrugged and answered "looks like we need to call another duct-cleaning company".

Eudemon , Ivan Radic Report

Final score:

137points

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Casey B 3 years ago

I like your style

42points

#17

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My buddy was taking me out to a fancy French restaurant as a treat and I was pretty gussied up. I really enjoy getting dolled up and wearing a beautiful dress to enjoy a wonderful meal. However, the city in which I live (Portland, Oregon) has a reputation for diners dressing down, even in fine dining restaurants. It’s a running joke among locals. You’ll go into a restaurant where a couple will easily drop a couple hundo on one meal and over half the room are wearing hiking clothes or yoga pants. I only mention this because the staff tends to be better dressed than the clientele. I was wearing all black with my hair in an elaborate up-do and chandelier earrings. I think the all black is what started everything.

This particular restaurant has a well-known (and frankly down-right foxy) chef who typically works at a station expoing and plating where everybody can see him. It’s also near the door to the only washroom and the server station. It’s a huge restaurant and with only the one washroom, there was a bit of a line. I waited and waited and at one point I think the chef and I exchanged a few pleasantries. When I was next in line a middle-aged man in a Portland-issue plaid button up and jeans got in line behind me. He had cranky energy and was shifting from foot-to-foot. It didn’t seem like he had to go badly, just that he was impatient. I had been waiting much, much longer than him and found his constant sighing and scoffing irritating.

When it was my turn I reached for the door only to have this awful man push in front of me and nearly knock me over shoving himself into the open door. I was so taken aback I just sort of froze and said, “excuse me I was next.” Which is when he wheeled around started YELLING about how he wasn’t about to wait while, “some waitress changed her tampon.” And then yelled at the chef that he should have a staff bathroom, because it’s “disgusting” that the staff use the same bathroom as guests and implied he might not pay for his meal because of it.

I stood there in absolute shock (and a full bladder) while this man took care of his business. Clearly taking his sweet time out of spite. Maybe. Something about his personality made me think he hadn’t taken a normal s*** in years. The chef apologized to me and a waiter who had been at the server station commiserated.

I decided f**k it. I DON’T work here, but even if I did there is no reason to be treated like I’m not a human. Seriously, dude. You’re wearing muddy Teva sandals and suddenly acting like we’re in f*****g Downton Abbey.

When he came out I used my entire body to block his path out of the bathroom and gave him a stern, but quiet lecture about how a) I actually wasn’t an employee and b) there is nothing wrong with sharing the bathroom with the staff and told him that he had ruined what should have been a special night out.

Again, this all happened in full view of the entire kitchen staff and several members of the wait staff. I hadn’t realized it at time, but this jerk was actually seated directly next to my friend on the banquet. His female dining companion was sitting next to me. I had been gone easily twenty minutes and my friend was confused and annoyed. I figured at that point I had nothing to lose, so I loudly explained what happened while gesturing to the awful man and making pointed eye contact with the woman. The man looked furious and the woman just silently glared at him.

After a few minutes the waiter wordlessly dropped their check. They were mid-meal and hadn’t been offered dessert. It was clearly a very pointed, but polite, “f**k you, get out” from the staff after his rant. They paid without incident and as they got up to leave he tried to put his hand on her shoulder only to have her jerk away and say, “don’t touch me.” TFW you realize your partner is a complete jackass who got you thrown out of a restaurant for screaming about tampons.

We got a cheese plate and glasses of sparkling rose as a gift from the restaurant. Cheers

pdxcranberry , East Midtown Report

Final score:

135points

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Kiki 3 years ago

i too enjoy getting dolled up and wearing a beautiful dress to enjoy a wonderful meal.no kidding

23points

#18

Yesterday at about 2:30 I was shopping at my local smiley face box store. As I usually do I stop and check their app to figure out what aisle stuff is on since they did a reset a few months ago, and I haven’t yet become accustomed to the layout.

While standing in the aisle searching the app, I hear a very loud throat clearing sound. It was at that point I knew I had my opportunity to try a new tactic. We all saw how verbally obscene I have been in the past. This time I was going to play nice.

This lady didn’t look like the stereotype Karen, she had red highlights and curly hair. Let’s call her K. And to be open I’m wearing a green shirt with a Minecraft creeper on it.

K: ahem! Excuse me! Hey! (No there were no pauses)

Her hand was on her hip, and her head was tilted in that I’m about to go off on you way that Karen’s get before threatening a manager.

M: Yes?

K: I’ve been waiting over here for 10 minutes.

I cut her off mid sentence. I felt a bit cheeky.

Me: Oh my goodness. I’m sorry you had to wait. Why didn’t you get my attention sooner. Since your here now, can you check the back for this homedic foot spa? The app said you have one In stock, but the slot is empty.

K: I.. uh.. you’re supposed to be helping me.

Me: I am? Well I guess I can go back with you to check. I’m not exactly sure how that would work, but I’m game.

K: excuse me? Your the one who works here.

Me: Pretty sure I don’t. However, judging by your blue shirt, your the employee I requested 15 minutes ago. Do you have any idea what it’s like to wait that long for a employee? Then have them lie and say they don’t work here?

K: I don’t work here dumba**. What are you even talking about?

Me: Well then why would you come up to a customer who is obviously waiting on somebody and then tell them you had been waiting for their attention for 10 minutes?

K: I didn’t.

Me: Yes, you did. Now don’t lie to me twice. Do we need to get your manager up here?

At this point she lets out the loudest “hmmph” type of sound and walks out mouthing something under her breath.

I continued my shopping and ultimately checked out. Probably the most fun I’ve ever had diffusing a situation without the use of profanity, and without an actual employee getting involved.

Spydyr2018 Report

Final score:

130points

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N G 3 years ago

That. Was. AMAZING!

32points

#19

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group So I work as an armed guard for armed truck service. For those of you who don’t know, we are responsible for picking up money and checks from other businesses. (I.e. banks,store, restaurants, etc.) As part of my job is handling large amounts of cash I carry a side arm or handgun for those not into guns in order to protect myself and the money. Where I live you have to have what’s called a concealed carry permit to have such firearm outside of work hours, Which I have.

So I am on my way home and have to stop at the store to pickup dinner for myself. The store I go to has employees that wear a blue polo and tan pants. My uniform is black pants and red polo with company name on it. And as I had just got off work I still have my name badge on and side arm in its holster on my hip.

Cue crazy lady. I’m browsing the freezer aisle and she stops me and starts to ask where product z is. She stops dead in her tracks as she sees my gun in it holster. Stops talking and fast walks out of the aisle. I just assume she realized I don’t work there and left to find someone who does.

I go about my business and proceed up to the cashier line. As I’m waiting to get up to check out in comes a swarm of about 8 police officers. They come straight to me with crazy lady behind shouting “that’s him, that’s the guy with the gun.” They point there guns at me and order my hands up. I drop what I have and comply. I state that I work for company z and that I have a permit for my weapon.

They lower and holster their guns after the commotion and apologizes for the confusion but said they got a call about a guy walking around the store waving a gun around. I say I’m sorry but since I have been here my gun has been holstered. Never left the holster.

They turn to the lady and ask if it’s true that I never took my gun out of the holster. She yells that I’m lying and that I can’t have a gun in the store anyway. They of course go and check the security footage and see that I did nothing wrong and let me go on about my business and apologize again for the misunderstanding.

They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic. Not sure this entirely belongs here and I am open to comments.

For clarity I am white male but look Hispanic due to the dark skin tone I have year round.

armed4life , Stephen Woods Report

Final score:

128points

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Casey B 3 years ago

I'm glad the right person got arrested and no one was physically hurt. This could have gone very bad, really fast. Well-trained officers and everyone kept their cool.

61points

#20

I do stand up comedy sometimes.

I was performing at a bar/restaurant deal and was sitting in the back taking care of some emails waiting for my set time.

I went to the bar to get a drink, had a chat with the bartender for a few minutes, then got the signal I had 5 minutes til show, so went back.

When I got to the back room I realized I’d left my phone on the bar so ran out again to collect it.

Enter Karen (not her real name, of course). At a table just left of dead center facing the stage. Right by the back entrance I’d been popping in and out of all night. In a big group of six or seven people but even in my brief forays out, I could hear her shrill voice dominating their conversation.

I guess here is as good a place as any to mention I was wearing a yellow sweatshirt and cargo shorts, the servers there wear all black.

Karen: Sir, Sir, excuse me, sir!

Me: What’s up?

Karen: Can you check on our food please? All we ordered were some wings and it’s been like half an hour already.

Me: Your server can help you with that, I’m not a waiter.

Karen: What? Oh, dish boy, line cook, whatever. You work here, so just when you go back there ask about my food.

Me: Oh, no, you see I’m—

Karen: No I get it. You aren’t a waiter. But do you work here?

Me: Kind of. Let me explain.

Someone in her party: I don’t think he’s a waiter—

Karen: Shut it, ok, I’ve got this. You work here. You can bring me my food. Just a quick lil... you know... trot trot trot, carry carry... boom. Done.

Me: I can’t do that.

Karen: Ungodly shriek/grunt/shrunt Whyyyy nootttt?

Others in her party: Karen, oh my gosh, quiet down.

They tried to wave me away. I was weighing in my mind whether walking away had the higher chance of getting me fired from future gigs there or staying and getting into with her did.

I was just going down the “stay and get into it with her track” when the emcee gets up there and goes “Now a special treat for our patrons tonight, local comedian....”

So I just stop myself, lock eyes with Karen, walk backwards to the stage, unflinching.

I grab the microphone, her table is cracking up realizing what’s happened. And I say

“Well I’d hoped to do a show for you tonight folks but looks like that won’t be possible, apparently I’ve been reassigned.”

I start riffing about people who think you work there when you don’t and accuse you of lying and how absurd a concept that is.

But then it’s too perfect. The waitress is coming out with wings and headed straight for her table. I know the waitress, I’ve performed here before.

So I transition and I’m just like “You caught me lady. Can’t hide anymore.” And I grab the wings from the waitress and I’m like “Ooooh, Donna, I see you trying to hone in on my section, can’t you see this is my table?”

And all throughout the rest of the bit I would go over and fill their water glasses, bus their plates. Whenever I hit a dry spot I was like “Alright hold on, got to check in with my customers. Can I interest you in any dessert? How we doing over here? Speak into the mic please.”

Karen hated it, but the others at her table were dying laughing and would even sometimes flag me down for water or appetizers.

The set ends and Karen goes to file a complaint, her friends or coworkers whoever, try to stop her from doing so and some leave the venue because of her.

A couple stay back to try and defend me and I told them not to worry because the manager and I were cool.

But they got to see for themselves. The manager is an old school Armenian guy and he has no tolerance for this bulls***. This particular venue was a biker bar before the area got gentrified, so he’s used to dealing with way rowdier customers than Karen.

So she’s going off about mistreatment at the hands of his employee and how I’m probably not licensed to be a food server (lol) and that she wanted something done.

The manager plays dumb just to see her get worked up and goes “Who? This guy?” Even though the entire floor saw me give her a hard time. shrunting “YYYEESSSSSSSSSSS”
Manager: He doesn’t work for me.
Karen: What the f**k are you talking about?
Manager: It’s 11:30PM. He worked for me from 10:00pm until 11:00pm. That’s what I paid him for as a freelancer. That’s over. Now he’s just some guy.
Karen: Well when he was working for you he was rude and abstinent!
Me: What? On stage? Of course I was abstinent, it’s not that kind of show.
Karen (shrunting): YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. See? He’s making fun of how I talk!
Manager: He’s a comedian, that’s what I paid for.
Karen: I was a customer treated poorly in your establishment! He was acting as a server here when he served me and I want a refund on my meal or at the very least (turning dramatically to me, Gollum voice) an apology.
Me: Alright, I might have been a little rude towards the end there, but in my defense, she didn’t tip.
Manager: Is that true? Did you not tip?
Karen: Why would I have tipped the comedian?!
Manager: I thought you said he was acting as a server?
Karen was a little tipsy at this point so somehow drunk logic convinced her smashing a glass would get her point across. All it did was get the manager to have her bounced.
Her remaining friends apologized to the manager and said they barely knew her and they hoped this wouldn’t mean they couldn’t come in there anymore (without her) and he was super nice about it.
I told them I hoped I hadn’t put a damper on their night and they said they can’t wait to tell everyone else about Karen’s outburst.
So, I don’t have a career as a waiter in my future. Kudos to all you service workers who put up with these insufferable people day in and out.

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123points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

As someone who worked with the public for seven long years, all I can say is that this person is a complete sweetheart!

17points

#21

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group We were out getting groceries last week, as we were checking out I was bagging up all our stuff because the store now requires that you bag your own goods if you bring your own bags. No big deal. He pays, and I stay to help a very elderly lady behind him bag her groceries and put them in her cart (he had helped her unload them) and we offered to help her put them in her car. She shuffles away from the register and I move to follow, as I turn away I hear behind me "Where the HELL do you think you're going?"

I turn to see a very angry looking woman glaring at me. I told her politely that I didn't work at the store and I had just helped the elderly lady to be polite and that I was now leaving with my husband to go home. I had never met an American Karen before so I thought this would be the end of it, I turn to walk away and feel a vice grip on my arm. "Don't be LAZY! Just do your job and help bag my groceries!"

I didn't even have time to respond, she had barely finished speaking when my husband wrenched her hand off me and was yelling in her face. This was the first time in the 10 years we've been together that I saw the old soldier come out, his nose might have been 3 inches from hers and his voice was loud and frightening, "WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HOW DARE PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WIFE! SHE TOLD YOU SHE DOESN'T WORK HERE, ARE YOU TOO F***ING STUPID TO UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH? GO PAY FOR YOUR S***, BAG YOUR OWN DAMN GROCERIES AND DON'T YOU DARE UTTER ANOTHER F***ING SOUND!"

The the silence after that was intense, a store full of people could hear a pin drop. The look on her face wasn't even angry, it was pure terror. She shuffled back to here isle and waited for the cashier. My husband went to the old lady and said, "I am so sorry you had to hear all that, ma'am. I apologize if my language was offensive. I hope you will still allow us to help you load your groceries into your car."

It was surreal, like he had just flipped on a switch and flipped it back off.

Also, we got chased down by the store manager who suggested we could be banned because of the yelling and bad language. Husband just shrugged and said they had better ban the Karen too for assaulting me, and that there are other grocery stores in town, we just go to this one because it's close. Didn't get banned.

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Final score:

117points

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Chich 3 years ago

I also can summon the Platoon Sgt from my distant past at rare times. A force I have only used for good :)

48points

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#22

A few years ago, I was a sweet summer child freshly out of college with zero idea what I wanted to do with my life, I was a homeowner after maternal unit moved overseas and gave the house to me, and I decided to work for a house painting company for one summer while I got my metaphorical ducks in a row.
The next summer, I was out of the painting business and working as an EMT, which meant sometimes I would have a full day or two off (24 on/48 off). I noticed my house was in some need of paint touch ups, so I decided to do them myself. I had brushes, paint, nothing to do, and some beer, so I went at it one Tuesday afternoon.
So I’m working on the frame of the front door, dressed in old painter whites and a T-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and I sit down to let the primer dry and have a beer. I’m happily perched on the front step when I notice a can-I-speak-to-your-manager haircut with a face that looks like she just ate 12 lemons staring at me from the sidewalk. My front lawn is decently long and slopes down a hill, but I could see an artery pulsing in her neck from my spot.
She had a dog next to her, so I just wave and say “cute dog!” I guess my words broke the floodgates, and she unleashed upon me a verbal assault of which I understood about 30%.
The gist: “HOW DARE YOU DRINK ON THE JOB ON THIS NICE PROPERTY. YOU DON’T DESERVE TO SIT THERE AND WASTE THE HARD EARNED MONEY OF THE WELL EDUCATED PERSON THAT OWNS THIS PLACE”
While I’m pondering this, she’s still spewing frothing condescension at me, which culminated in “UNEDUCATED, LAZY, MENIAL, FREELOADING, IMMIGRANT DRUNKS LIKE YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY”
Well, I’m white. Like, really white. Blond hair, green eyes. Born and raised in the good old US of A. Specifically, in this house. Perhaps I look like some sort of insidious immigrant from far away, so I stand up and make my way down to her, but not before cracking open another beer.
She’s positively quivering with anger and indignation, her dog is pulling at the leash to say hi to me, and so I bend down to say hello back, when she says “WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?”
I raise myself to my full 6’2” height, which towers over her little 5’ nothing self. She doesn’t back down, and the following conversation ensues.
Me: “Hello ma’am, what seems to be the problem?”
Her: scoffs “YOU. Sitting there wasting the homeowner’s money so you can get paid to be a lazy drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I’m being paid? Seems odd, I didn’t feel the need to pay myself for this, but I suppose that could be fun to try.”
Her, gears turning: “Pay yourself? Don’t make me laugh, some deadbeat like you couldn’t afford this house. You need an education for a real job.”
I’m wondering what her education fixation is all about, but not caring all that much, I just want to entertain her conversation enough to really get her mad. Maybe her head will explode.
Me: “Well, I didn’t buy this house, my mother did, but she left it to me when she moved overseas after I graduated from college.”
Her, smirking: “Oh, did you go to local community college, known for not being that great? Only someone working as a painter would go there.”
Me: “Actually, if you look at my shirt, you’ll see it says ‘Ivy League School Athletics’, which is where I attended school and played a sport. I am in good shape because of that, so I figured I would keep that up by working on improving my own home while having a few beers to cool off in this heat. Did you attend community college? Because if so, I can see how you might not be able to understand that.”
Disclaimer: nothing wrong with that CC, it’s where I got my EMT license. Just wanted to watch her boil, and oh boy did she.
Her eyes widen bigger than I thought possible, and her mouth starts working like elderly folks‘s do when they’ve lost a lot of teeth, lots of lip twisting. This culminates in her reading her ugly head back, and spitting on the front of my shirt. “You probably stole that from someone, you ungrateful piece of s**t.”
Okay, wow, not sure what I’m ungrateful for, and ew germs, so I tell her that’s it’s been fun but I’m going to continue working and turn to walk back up the lawn. She grabs the back of my shirt and attempts to pull me backwards, doesn’t work, so I spin around and smack her hand off me.
She flops like a premier league soccer player, flinging herself all over my lawn, howling like she’s been shot. She’s let go of the dog’s leash, so he comes over to me for pets, happy as a clam.
Her yodeling has brought some neighbors out of their homes, including my cool next door ones. They come over and I give them the story, and ask for their phone to call the cops (mine was inside charging), they laugh and hand it over. I let the cops know that some cootcanoe is gyrating loudly on my lawn, could they please come remove her.
I return to my work, my cool neighbors probably have started making popcorn. A little while later, I hear the cops arrive, Crazy is still singing her f****d up opera, and starts screaming at the cops a story of a belligerently drunk squatter (who’s painting said site of squatting??) who chased her with a baseball bat and broke her arm in multiple places. Her talons point to me, so I come down and tell the cops the whole story.
They crack up, apparently they know the nutcase by name, and so they tell her to call her husband to get the dog “again”, and cuff her for trespassing and disorderly conduct. Dog hung out with me until the husband, apologizing profusely, came and got him. He also informed me that they are in divorce proceedings, so that may have made her “crazier than usual”.
Never saw the lady again, thank god, but have developed a neighborly friendship with her ex and the pup. Alls well that ends well.

Final score:

117points

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Joe Reaves 3 years ago

I love how the dog had zero f***s to give about his nutcase owner. Oh look a nice guy who will pet me, I'll hang out with him while my owner screams like a banshee. I wonder if he has treats....

67points

#23

I was an adjuster for "Lizard Insurance" and would go to many tow lots after car accidents and decide if a car was a total loss or send it to a body shop, as well as do the initial write up of an estimate on repair costs. the tow lot i was at this day also worked with the state police and housed their overflow storage for anything deemed evidence and on hold from release. these vehicles were kept behind a locked gate inside the already fenced, gated tow yard.
i was there to do a appraisal on two vehicles that had been involved in a minor accident however both were left unable to drive from the scene due to either multiple flats, lights knocked out or windows busted. i've finished the first vehicle and i've started taking photos of the second vehicle. i have headphones in and i'm listening to the album "Cavalcade" by The Flatliners (seriously, check them out.) anyhoot, i see a woman i'd guess around 50 walk up to the police evidence lot and the gate swing open out of the corner of my eye. not paying much attention as the vehicles i was working with were on the same side of the lot but about 50 meters down from the evidence lot. as my back is turned to this woman i will hear on refer to as karen i take the last couple of photos i need, the last being a photograph of the vin of the vehicle which is located where the windshield meets the hood almost on the dash through the windscreen (hope this makes sense.
Karen out of literally nowhere grabs both cables to my headphones from behind and rips them out of my ears.
Karen: EXCUSE ME... why are there two cars in front of mine so i cannot get it out. (this lot would stack cars in 4 or 5 deep side by side and move them around with a small truck to release them.)
Me: please don't touch me and i don't think you should be in there AND i don't w-
Karen: you shouldn't be listening to music on the job anyway or slacking off taking pictures of other peoples belongings, you're probably back here stealing.
i attempt to point at the "Lizard Insurance" logo on my blue jacket but Karen continues on
Karen: are you going to do your job or do i need to call the police because you're refusing to give me my property.
Me: have you went into the office at ABC Towing?
Karen: no i saw you here and you need to move these cars so i can get mine and leave.
(as Karen opens the door and gets into the first car in the ones blocking her)Me: HEY! HEY! NO! you can't go in there that is police evidence
(i use my cell phone to call ABC Towing and inform them)Karen: if you won't move these cars then i will, where are the f*****g keys?
Me: In the office with the employees.
at this time the Manager comes running out with one of those weird smart phone/nextel style phones in his hand.
M (ABC Manager): hey lady get the hell out of there those cars are property of the state police!(M frantically uses his nextel to talk to someone.)
M sees the chain used to keep the lot closed has been cut WITH BOLT CUTTERS YALL, Karen was carrying a pair of bolt cutters and had thrown them into her car when she was back at it.
M and Karen argue back and forth, i intently listen and half pay attention as i finish my duties for work.
about 8-10 minutes pass and SEVEN police cars come flying back into the lot.
M greets the police and explains what is going on, but not after Karen attempts to scream at the police that I had stolen her car. P (Police) tell Karen to stand over in a direction he points, sending one officer to wait with her. turns out the Lieutenant was on scene who was in charge of the County's Police Tow Licenses.
after getting M's story LT comes to me and takes mine, while i'm informing him of what happens Karen overhears and starts yelling and attempting to approach me, the officer standing with her grabbed her by her arm. Karen yanked that arm out of the female officers hand and shoved her, surprisingly knocking the officer down. Karen is screaming incoherently as she charges toward me. the LT steps in front of me and with his taser hits karen with the most beautiful sound in the world. Karen goes limp and face plants in the dirt/light gravel of the lot and skids slightly. they immediately handcuff her.
turns out karen had walked onto the lot carrying the bolt cutters while i was in the office talking with staff about the two cars i needed to adjust. she had been roaming the lot until she saw me and i happened to be near her car.
Karen was charged with burglary, two counts of tampering with evidence, assault on a police officer, assault on me, trespassing and resisting arrest. i know Karen did jail time but i'm not sure how much. years later the tow company i now own impounded her car for being double parked, she remembered who i was and quietly paid.

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Final score:

108points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Such a satisfying story!

23points

#24

So me and my gf were hanging out in this store that had a bit of everything when she decides to look for some covers for her phone, I stayed in an corridor near there looking at the tech stuff when suddenly a lady comes to me.

(I was wearing jeans and a red polo I guess she exanged me for an employee even if they had a blue uniform)

Lady: Hey you, can you tell me where I can get [item]?

Me: (I look around for a second before looking back at her) I don't know, I don't w-

She interrupts me before I could say the magic word "I don't work here" and says

Lady: You brown people are all the same don't know how to treat customers, disgusting!

Me: the face I made as she leaves mfw

I'm about to go to my gf and tell her the story about this crazy lady, but before I could reach her this lady comes back and I kid you not she starts spraying those house deodorants in my face blinding me.

Lady: serves you right for being lazy and [racial slur]

Me: wtf, HELP!

My gf heared me yelling and came and before I could say anything I could hear the lady realize that I didn't infact worked there as my gf calls the police and I guess staff didn't let her leave because when I could see again after washing my eyes she was crying getting arrested, police asked If I'd like to press charges I said yes.

Even if I was an employee there thats no way to treat people, treat others as you wish to be treated.

The end.

Ps: I went for a checkup to my eyes after that and everything was alright.

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102points

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Karin 3 years ago

Hope she got charged with a hate crime!

55points

#25

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I was getting wipers for my car because mine aren't clearing the rain off my window anymore... It's a riveting story.

They have this touch screen thing there where you select the vehicle and it tells you the specific sizes you need for each wiper and brand. I was fiddling with the screen and going through the different sizes and makes of wipers and reading reviews on each one (I research everything before I buy it, drives my wife crazy) I hear someone behind me say excuse me. I think she wants to use the screen to figure out what wiper to buy, so I move to the section that has the wiper brand I'm interested in and start looking for the size I need.

My assumption was wrong.

She followed me to where I was now poking through the very badly stocked wipers.

From now on I'll be ME, and she'll be douchecanoe, which I'll shorten to DC.

DC: "Why did you walk away from me, that's very rude."

I didn't even know she was talking to me at this point. So I kept looking at wipers.

DC: " This is unbelievable! I'm talking to you."

I finally click in that I'm the one she's talking to. So I stupidly turn to face her while gripping a 28 inch wiper like a toddler holds a crayon. ME: "You talking to me?"

DC: "Yeah you. I need to know what size wiper to get for my Mercedes."

ME: "That's what the screen is for." I said as I gesture towards it with the wiper in my hand and go back to searching for the second elusive 28 incher.

DC: "You are terrible at your job, this isn't proper customer service." She said all huffy.

ME: " Umm, I don't work here. I'm gonna go back to this now."

DC: "I want to speak to your manager right now. This isn't how you treat customers. Ignoring me and refusing to help me, its disgraceful." At this point she kind of stomps off, but only a few aisles away, and the aisles in the automotive department aren't full height ones, they are like chest height so you can see right across the whole department. She just does a few laps of the aisles around where I am, she's looking all over the place for a manager but not going far, I think so she doesn't lose sight of me.

ME: "Still don't work here. So going to be hard to find that manager... and you're not listening to me... ok... " I say to her and trail off as she's obviously not caring at all. I go back to my wipers.

While she's on her walk I find my wiper and start to head towards the check outs. She chases me down and gets in front of me, trying to stop my escape before a manager gets there.

DC: "No! You're not allowed to leave until I speak to your manager about you!"

I've had enough of this buffoon. I pull out my phone and call my manager. I'm self employed, so I call the one person in my life who could reasonably be called my manager. The wife, henceforth referred to as BOSS.

ME: "I'll call her for you, you aren't going to be able to find her here."

I put it on speaker phone so the crazy lady can hear. As the phone rings she's giving me this superior smirk like I'm about to get my ass chewed out.

ME: "Hey, how's the trip going? (She's on a business trip)

BOSS: "Great, been having a some excellent meetings with the L3's (VP level people). What's up?"

ME: " Picking up some wipers."

BOSS: "And you're so jazzed about them that you needed to call me in the middle of the day?"

DC is getting really frustrated at this point, I'm obviously not getting to the me getting fired fast enough for her.

ME: "Nope, got a lady here at Canadian Tire who wants to talk to my manager. I kind of thought you're the closest thing to that. Want to talk to her?"

BOSS: "What the hell Labtc?! Am I on speaker phone?"

ME: "Oh yeah, the crazy lady can hear you, how else is she supposed to talk to my manager? Say hi to the crazy lady."

DC is finally starting to realize that I don't have a store logo on my shirt, and that maybe I'm not an employee.

BOSS: "You're such a jacka**. I'm sorry ma'am, my husband is an idiot. But he doesn't work there." I start to laugh at this point.

ME: "It's cool hun, she seems kind of slow or something. She probably doesn't realize I'm laughing at her." I say through my laughter while DC makes some kind of appalled noise from the back of her throat and stalks off.

I managed to get my wipers and leave the store after that without any further incident. My wife thinks I was mean to her. I say I was fighting stupidity with dumbassery.

Tl,dr: Crazy lady demanded to talk to my manager, so I called the one person in my life who can be called my manager. My wife.

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Final score:

100points

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*me* 3 years ago

I don’t think that you were being mean, if this lady refuses to believe you don’t work there and tries to block your exit then by all means make fun of her, she deserves it

45points

#26

This happened a couple of months ago. Backstory, I'm a youth worker and part of my job involves taking clients to a bowling alley. I do this a few times a week, sometimes more than once a day, and usually at odd times (9am Monday bowling anyone?) so the place is basically my second office and we have a good relationship with the proprietors.
During the quiet hours, they only have two staff working; one in the office/front-desk/cafe (three separate locations btw), and one behind the scenes. It means that often there's a bit of standing around waiting when the front of house staff member is in a different area. Myself and the other weekday regulars (mostly senior bowlers) are used to it - it actually works well for me because part of what I'm doing there is teaching my clients social skills and coping strategies, so having to occupy yourself and be patient and polite is a good teaching moment.
My client and I have finished bowling, and we're sitting at the cafe eating and talking quietly when a man approaches the unattended cafe and immediately starts huffing and pacing restlessly. I side-eye him, but keep talking to the kid. A minute later he comes and looms over our table and says "EXCUSE ME" in an aggressive tone.
Now I've got my calm neutral face on but inside I've started gibbering because
I hate confrontation
This guy is actually massive
The kids I work with are the zero-to-kick your f*****g teeth in kind. And they often get very protective of their workers, in a sweet but f****d up kind of way. So if this guy tries to start something, there's a good chance there will be red and blue flashing lights in my immediate future.
"Yes?" I enquired politely, keeping one eye on the kid, one hand on my phone, and a vapid smile on my face.
"How 'bout you do your farken job?" He leaned down over the table. His breath was as unpleasant as the rest of him.
I was surprised, because sitting at a bowling alley eating curly fries with a 15 year old at 10am on a Tuesday WAS my job, and I was doing it well thank you very much! I was also alarmed because said 15 year old has become very still and very tense. Not good.
I moved back in my seat and resumed the vapid smiling. "Oh, sorry, I don't work here. Sometimes you have to wait a minute for someone to see you and come over, but otherwise maybe try the front desk?"
"Well you're dressed like you farken work 'ere!" He leaned over more and jabbed (JABBED! HE JABBED ME!) my chest.
The staff at this bowling alley wear black trousers and violently orange polo shirts, that match the violently orange walls. Awful. I'm glad I don't drink because going in there with a hangover would kill me. I was wearing baggy hippy pants, my purple Manic Pixie Dream Tarantula tee, and a sparkly sequinned backpack. And a lanyard with the word "staff" printed on it.
I held up the company ID card at the end of the lanyard, which identified me as an employee of the non-profit I work for. "No, sorry, I work for [company name]. We're customers here. Now if you don't mind, you're being very rude." [me, trying to role model, terrified]
I smiled my best 'everything is fine' smile to the kid eyeing the cutlery bucket.
"Don't talk to me like that you little b***h! I want 3 beers and some farken wings." He actually smacked the table with his hand. I looked over to the main area. Oh goody, he has friends.
I leaned back as far as I could (the wall was behind me, tables either side, and him blocking my exit). The kid stood up. Bad. Staff member spotted us and started rushing over. Good.
We had a time for a few rounds of "I want to speak to your manager" "I don't work here though, please let me out" before the actual manager of the bowling alley reached us. He pulled the guy away so I could get up, but dude wants to speak to my manager and won't let up.
Manager says "I am the manager here".
Dude: "You're her manager?"
Manager:"...no, she doesn't work here..."
Dude, to me: "I want to speak to your manager NOW"
At this point I figured, why not, handed him one of our company business cards, and said "Ask for [my manager's name]". He turned away to dial the number and I grabbed the kid and whispered "now watch him make a d**k of himself". Kid laughs and relaxes a bit (thank f**k), and the three of us stand in a row and watch this dips**t call my actual manager and complain that I wouldn't serve him beer and chicken wings. My manager actually took the complaint on an official form and made me sign it when I got back to the office.
Meanwhile, dude is banned, the bowling alley gave the kid a huge pile of free arcade tokens in apology, and I was able to get him to give me back the knife he stole before I dropped him home. Wins all round.

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Final score:

93points

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Ellie Rosser 3 years ago

I got the impression the manager took the complaint as a joke not as a reprimand.

21points

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#27

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My husband is a peaceful giant. He is 6 ft 5 and can look quite imposing even though he really is a teddy bear. Never stressed or aggressive, never overreacting our raising his voice, just a peaceful giant.

So here we are, at the grocery shop, with our 6 mo baby shopping for food and whatnot. It is winter in Canada (so, you know, cold) and we are both wearing our coats. The kid is fussy and nothing really calms him except when we carry him in our arms. It is my turn and my husband is going back and forth gathering what we need and bringing the items to our cart when the banshee-from-hell (BFH from now on) got in his face (figure of speech, she was like 5 ft 2) and started yelling at him.

BFH: ARE YOU DONE? You've been helping her FOREVER and I NEED HELP! NOW!

Husband: (with his smooth everything-is-good kind of tone) I'm so sorry (we're Canadians), but I'm afraid I do not work here...

BFH: BULLS***! I just saw you help HER shopping. NOW, you help ME! AND YOU DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME!

Husband: But...

BFH: STOP! Don't talk to me unless it is to thank me. Are we clear?

My husband sees me boiling and about to interfere but makes a sign that's says he is going to deal with it. He then calmly look at her with a smile.

BFH: (smuggling) GOOD! Now, help me grad the last (item I don't remember, probably some king of condiment) on this high shelve. WHY IN HELL you people always put the stuff I need so high is BEYOND me. Now, chop-chop!

My husband grabs the item, but instead of giving it to her, he keeps it just a tiny bit out of her reach. He looks at it and then at me.

Husband: (grining) Honey, do we need (condiment)?

Me: (catching on) Well, as a matter of fact, yes! We do!

Lady: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU GIVE HER MY STUFF! IT'S MY STUFF! GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Super slowly, my husband gets closer to the lady. He is so imposing that she calms down immediately. With the biggest of smile and the most polite voice ever, he says to her:

Husband: Again, I do not work here... but thank you for showing me (condiment). We were about to forget it.

And with that, he puts the item in our cart, grabs the baby and together, we left. In the background, the lady howling some profanities. All three of us smiling. I love my husband.

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Final score:

91points

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Tamsin Far 3 years ago (edited)

As a short person I can feel a little for the lady... (honestly.. WHY do the put all the good stuff out of my reach?). But, fortunately, I know a life hack - asking someone bigger politely works extremely well, on both staff and customers, you don`t even have to guess correctly.

47points

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#28

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group This happened years ago. I’m (M) at Walmart and a lady asks for help with a heavy item. I talked to her for a while then continued to do my shopping. I went through checkout and the lady was talking to the manager (F) by the registers. She pointed at me and the manager smiled. I walked up to them as the manager explained that he (OP) works at Wendy’s. The lady was slightly embarrassed but we walked out together. I loaded the stuff into the back seat and talked to her husband that was waiting for her. She kept saying “you know” just like my great grandmother.

The next day my manager asked it I was the one that helped the lady at Walmart. There are a few of us with the same name. So I do a little nice thing and this lady goes out of her way to tell my manager about it and I remember it for the rest of my life.

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Final score:

88points

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Joe Reaves 3 years ago

What a wonderful lady! Its rare enough they tell your manager about good service when you do actually work there let alone calling a completely different business.

25points

#29

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group So in the '90s I rented a large workshop with two friends. I was a woodworker and the other two were metal workers so obviously none of us resembled the previous business, which had installed skylights, in any way.

Cue the customer of the previous business. C. I have condensed this as the verbatim conversation went on for a *very* long time.

Arrives at my door. A real "Karen".

C: "I need repairs done to the skylights you installed"

Me: "Sorry, that business has moved and I don't know where they are now"

C: " No, I need you to send someone over NOW. The Skylights are leaking"

Me: " As I said, that business has gone. We are a different company."

C: "No, RIGHT NOW!"

Repeat the above a half dozen times...

About now I am realizing I am dealing with either genuine looney or else someone too entitled to listen to plain common sense. I try another tact, caveman speech, who knows it might get through.

Me: "Skylight business gone. New business come. You talking to new business now. Unnerstand?" (Ook)

C: ".........uhhh?"

Me: "Nooooo skylight here!!! Try look in f*****g phone book! You bugger off now!"

C leaves in a big huff.

It's all about communication folks.

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*me* 3 years ago

I can’t grasp they they can’t grasp simple concepts

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"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group At the after party, I also didn't realize the waiters were dressed exactly like me. White shirt, black tie, shined shoes.

I'm walking around and a nice older lady (who would turn out to be the mother of the bride) approached me as I passed her table. She needed an extra seat for her table.

Her: "Excuse me...can we move this chair over here?"

Me: "Uh...yeah. Go ahead."

Her: "Do you think that will inconvenience the other table?"

Me: "I mean, that sounds like that's the other table's problem." (yes, I really said this)

Her: "...uh...alright. Are there extra chairs in the back?"

Me: "...probably? I mean, they know there is a wedding going on so I think it'll be okay."

Her: "...o-okay.Well, thank you."

Me internally: (that was weird)

Later, I had to go to that same table to drop off my portion of the wedding purse. And that nice lady was there with her sister.

Me: "Hello again."

Her: "Oh hi. Great timing. Do you know when we'll be eating?"

Me: "No, but I can't wait. Wedding food is the best, isn't it?"

Her: somewhat annoyed"Well, with what we're paying for this, I'd imagine it would be."

Me: "And thank you very much for paying for it. Really, I'm so happy to be here."

Her: "...."

Me: "...um, so is this where we leave the wedding gifts?"

Her: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Haha. You don't work here!"

Me: "I....What?"

2 seconds later, a waiter dressed like me walks by I understand. We all had a good laugh about it.

Wolvenfire86 , ann-dabney Report

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66points

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*me* 3 years ago

At least she’s not a karen

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#31

For a little backstory, I'm in my Junior year (grade 11) and I'm taking an education course, which basically teaches you how to be a teacher. We have to have "field experience" or practical work. We basically get sent to a school and put into a classroom to help the teacher. Its a great way to see if teaching is right for you.

Well, the classroom im currently stationed is a pretty good one. I know the teacher pretty well because she was my teacher and my brother's teacher when we were younger. This means she trusts me to do a lot more than other teachers probably would.

Her class was having a back to school party and the Teacher asked if i would mind getting some sodas the night before and she would pay me back for them. (The reason she asked is because she forgot them, she's old, it happens.) Of course, I agree.

I go to our local store and grab three 12 packs of sodas (there are only 24 students in the class but I wasnt sure what they liked, plus the teachers could just have what was left over) I decided to also get a few small gifts like candy or small toys as they were cheap. By the time I finished, my cart was pretty full but I was obviously shopping and not working.

As I'm walking to the till, I decide to go ahead and grab some cheap things for me to have for dinner than night as well. I stop my cart and start reaching up on the shelf to grab things. While I'm turned around a women starts digging around in my cart. I quickly stop her and ask "what are you doing?"

She says "well aren't you stocking shelves? I'm just taking some of the candy." Now, to be fair, I was still wearing my school uniform which is pretty similar to the store's. Both are khaki pants and blue polos, but the store's shirts have the store name on the back. I decide to give her the benefit of the doubt and just say "no, im shopping. I need this candy for school, please put it back"

She starts getting huffy and says "You're wearing the uniform. Stop lying or I'll have you fired. My husband is the manager." Now, I know she's lying. I know, because my cousin is the manager. My cousin is married, but definitely not to her. He's gay.

I say "I know that isnt true, just give me my candy." I take it back from her and head to the till. As im checking out, I see her complaining to none other than my cousin. I pay and decide to let her know that I knew she was full of crap. I go and give my cousin a hug and ask him how his husband was doing. Her face went red and she hurried off.

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Ian Kelly 3 years ago

I’m married to the manager! No he is gay

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#32

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group College. A bunch of guys rent a beat up old house in town next to a daycare. Problem is the parents picking up and dropping off park in our driveway. We argue with the owner of the daycare every day. She doesn't care. So one day I begin parking behind the parents who are parked in my driveway. This infuriates the daycare owner. We go back and forth and usually I go out and move my car so the parents can get their car out. One day, though, I've just had it. I worked most of the night, had early morning classes, and I have twenty minutes to shave shower and get ready for my second job this afternoon. I get home and sure enough parents are in our driveway...again. So I park behind them and go inside. Get in the shower and when I get out the daycare owner is beating on the door loud enough to shake the wall. I go downstairs wrapped in a towel and open the door, she burst into the middle of the living room and screams at me. While she is screaming I take the towel off and calmly dry my hair. I am buck f*****g naked. She stops screaming long enough to realize she's standing next to a naked college student, screams something about calling the cops and bolts for the door. It doesn't open. In her haste to leave she's locked the door instead of unlocking it. Now she's stuck with a naked man. I tell her I have to have the key (true) to unlock the door and the key is upstairs on my dresser. I leave her looking like she's about to have a heart attack. I take the longest time to go upstairs and get dressed and get the key. When I come back to the living room she's white as a ghost. I unlock the door and say, "It sucks to be stuck and not able to leave, right?" Fast forward about 20 minutes and when I'm leaving a cop is parked in front of the house. I chat with them through the car window. I explain the situation and they chuckle. "Did you invite her in?" No, I tell them, she barged into my house. "Well it's not a crime to be naked in your own house. Her problem for violating your privacy." I'd love to say this rectified the situation, but it didn't. We never found a way to stop parents from parking in our driveway. But it was fun for a few minutes to freak a stuck-up mean-ass middle-aged woman.

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Margaret Martin 3 years ago (edited)

You should've pressed charges against her for trespassing & lascivious behavior. Then went on to tell every Parent that parked in your driveway about her barging into your house while you were undressed. Parents don't like to hear such things about the people watching their kids- once she lost enough customers... no more parking problems.

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#33

Oh boy, I'm tired of being recognized. I live in a relatively small podunk college town, with three grocery stores, a dying mall, and a slightly decent downtown. Because I work in one of those grocery stores in a pharmacy, I'm often identified when I'm out and about, and for some reason, I just look like I work there, wherever this mythical there is.
This took place a few years ago, and since the manager is no longer with the store, I think i can write it up without retribution.
I've got long hair, a beard, am a bit on a heavy side, and I normally wear rock t-shirts and a leather biker jacket when I'm not at work. I wear this like armor, as I'm actually very passive and I don't want to be bothered when I'm out and about. I look tough, but there's nothing tough about my marshmallow soul.
I've just finished watching a movie at our local dying mall, having gone myself since I just wanted to get away for a while, and am currently wearing a Doctor Who hoodie and jeans, hair down and a Guns and Roses T-shirt. As I'm exiting the theater, I hear that dreaded voice, the entitled call of the snooty customer.
"HEY! HEY YOU!"
I turn around, and see your average soccer mom, with bleach blond hair and a purse big enough to brain a camel, carrying a large collection of trash. She's holding the trash with one hand, her struggling child with the other, and stares at me pointedly.
I don't want to believe what's about to happen, but I steel myself.
"Yes?"
"Throw this away." No please, no asking, just a demand.
I glance to a trash can that's only five feet from where she's standing.
"Why?" Oh, you'd think I'd just offered to split her child in half in front of her with a broadsword.
"You work at (big box store), you're used to this!" Amazing. She knows I don't work there, but she still thinks I'm put on this earth to serve her.
I just roll my eyes and turn away, scooting towards the bathroom. "Sorry ma'am, gotta pee." And I do just that, taking a quick leak and a long time washing my hands. By the time i exit, the woman and her kid are gone. I figure that's all that's going to happen with this, just some entitled person who thinks that I work in retail she can just treat me like an indentured servant. Oh boy, was I wrong.
Two days later I'm back at work, cleaned up, hair in a pony tail, in uniform, just doing my thing slinging drugs at the pharmacy, when one of our most hated managers shows up. Let's call her GlaDOS. Mostly 'cause the antagonist of PORTAL is how she's always seemed to me. Passive-aggressive, snobby, and more than happy to toss her weight around.
"Wyattkelly, would you come with me, please?" I am a bit shocked, since I've not been in trouble with this job for over five years, and my mind immediately starts spinning through anything I may have done in the past week or so. GlaDOS takes me back to the manager office, picks up some papers, and has a seat.
"Wyattkelly, I had a complaint about you the other day from a customer."
I sink down, trying not to shake with panic. What have I done?
"She says you were very rude to her at the movie theater the other day, and refused to help her."
Silence.
I just blink a few times at GlaDOS. "I'm sorry, what?"
GlaDOS repeats the accusation. "When you work for this company, you represent us, even when you're not on the clock. Now, I'm only going to give you a coaching, but I want you to watch what you do in the future."
"No."
GlaDOS looks back at me in shock. did I just say No to her?
"What do you mean, no?"
"I said, No. I'm not taking a coaching for something that happened off the clock." I lean forward, folding my hands in my lap and glaring at her. "Why are there no other managers here? Why's my pharmacy manager not here? Shouldn't he be here when I'm being coached by someone that's not even over my department? Speaking of which, where's our department manager? Could you show me where in the code of conduct handbook it says I can't refuse to clean up after someone when I'm not on the clock? Doesn't it say in the training videos we watch when we start NOT to work off the clock?"
GlaDOS is doing her best impression of a gaping fish by this point, eyes wide and staring back at me. I don't think she was expecting the happy go lucky nerd in the pharmacy to take such a hard line and not just roll over to her casual bullying. I stood up and opened the door.
"If you want to take it up with my manager, please do. But do know that if I hear anything about this, I'll take this all the way to the store manager, your boss. Corporate, if I have to."
I left, shaking with anger. I'd heard others in the store b***h about this manager before and how she'd try to toss her weight around, but I'd never had it happen to me before. I don't know if the original customer was a friend of GlaDOS and she thought she'd get some revenge, but I never heard anything else on the matter.
Two months later, GlaDOS was let go in a store re-structuring. Every other manager was shifted or re-assigned, but she was the only one to be shown the door.

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Scott 3 years ago

I've worked for companies which do include a clause in the employee handbook about behaviour and representation of the company (even my current company). Those policies, though, specifically discuss situations where it is obvious you are an employee (online interactions where your employer is listed, when in uniform or wearing branded clothing, etc.). There's a reason my social media doesn't list where I currently work, not that I worry about making a bad name for myself of the company, but so that there's not a possibility that something could be misunderstood or misconstrued. I completely agree that the ladies (manager and at the cinema) was out of line, and think the OP handled it well.

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#34

My neighbours are Airbnb-ing out their home while they're in Europe. It's been a pretty problem free experience.
I was studying at home. At midday, I saw a car pull up in front of my neighbours house. A couple exited and immediately went up to the front door to knock. As time passed, and no one answered, they started exploring the property, presumably searching for someone. Unfortunately for them, no one was home. This is where things started to get...interesting.
The man, growing increasingly agitated, decided the sensible thing to do in this situation was to climb over a fence into my neighbour's backyard. As I watched, perplexed by his decision making, I saw him wandering around, knocking on, and then trying to forcibly open the backdoor. It was a rather amusing sight. That is, until he gave up and decided the next thing he'd like to do is climb the fence from my neighbours backyard into mine. Oh, no...
At the moment, our landlord is building an extension to the house, and immediately I'm worried that this man might accidentally injure himself on the construction site. I rush out to speak to him. What I'm met with is an out-of-breath, red-faced man and a woman, whose face looks like a smacked arse, rapidly descending down my driveway towards me. Knowing a little about my neighbours arrangement I initially try to help:
"Hi, are you guests at Neighbours Airbnb? Check-in isn't until 3.00 PM. I don't think you'll find anyone there at the moment."
The lady, now upon me, was unhappy after hearing this.
"You need to let us into the house!!!"
I'm taken aback. "I'm sorry? I'm not your Airbnb host, I just live next door. You should get in touch with Neighbour, as they'll be able to help."
Ignoring the perfectly rational advice I've given them, the lady starts turning a deep shade of red, her partner silently glaring at me, his face beginning to contort with anger.
"They told us we could check in at 10.00 AM!"
"You should really contact your host. As I've said, I'm just the neighbour."
This only seemed to anger the couple more, and the lady immediately started shouting at me: "YOU NEED TO LET US IN OR I AM CALLING THE POLICE!"
Wow.
At this point I'm getting pretty annoyed . I tried to explain the situation to her again, but only got so far as "I can't let you in..." before she cut me off.
"LET US IN OR GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK!"
Now, in her increasing anger, coherent sentences started to break down, which in hindsight was pretty funny to watch. It became a series of "YOU TOLD US 10.00 AM", "GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY", and more threats to call the police who would apparently get them a refund.
I've never seen someone get so belligerently mad in such a short amount of time. At this stage, I'm done with being polite.
"Lady, I am NOT your Airbnb host. You (gesturing to the man) climbed over the fence into my backyard, which is why I'm out here speaking to you. You both need to leave and contact your host. I know that their check-in isn't until 3.00 PM."
Being forceful at least interrupted her tirade, but she was still mad. As I watched her, I could see her slowly starting to process the situation. Despite this, she wouldn't apologise or admit she was wrong. Instead, what she blurted out next was:
"Can we at least store our luggage with you then?"
"...what?"
She repeats herself, this time much louder, apparently still under the delusion that yelling is the way to get what she wants.
Nope! You're not leaving anything with me!
After a further brief exchange they left, and I immediately let my neighbours know what happened.
Now, here's the justice boner to the story: My neighbours were annoyed. Really, really, annoyed. They tried to contact their guests, but they wouldn't answer their phone. Eventually they let Airbnb know what happened. Airbnb tried to reach out to them, too. Again, the guests were uncontactable.
During our exchange, the man let me know his name. Let's call him Bob the Twat. As it turns out, the booking was made under a completely different name. Both my neighbours and Airbnb tried to verify who was staying, but Bob wasn't responding to their calls or messages. Eventually, Airbnb decided to cancel Bob's booking.
I wrote a note letting Bob know he needed to check his Airbnb messages and that his booking had been canceled "due to the situation this morning". At 3.00 PM, the car returned, this time filled with four more people. Apparently, Bob the Twat was trying to sneak in a few extra unpaid guests. I watched the quiet resignation on their faces as they read the note. It felt good.
As an aside, my neighbour managed to rebook the dates with a lovely Chilean couple, and Airbnb honoured the payout for the insane couple's cancelled booking. My neighbours insisted on giving me a portion of the payout for my trouble, but honestly knowing that these horrible people were inconvenienced was enough.

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Bisexual Backflipping 3 years ago

This is a great story, what kind of douchecanoe breaks into someone's yard because they can't find a person

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#35

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My Second Interview was for a 'Marketing' position at a new firm. The interview went well and i was offered a trial shift the following Monday. On turning up it became clear that this wasn't a marketing job but a door to door sales job for what was basically a huge MLM. The 'service' was to sign people up for charities on monthly donations. To make matters worse we were told to lie to consumers about our pay status (we would make a commission effective to their first 2 months donation, my 'boss' would then get another month and the company would get the rest equivalent to 6 months donations). We weren't supposed to tell people that and had to tell them we were salaried (we weren't - i only found out during the trail it was commission only)

So far not so good. When they 'offer' me the 'job' I let them know I have another interview lined up the following day and tell them I'll let them know by the end of the week.

The interview goes well, it's a real (albeit temporary role) and I'm offered the job and inform the MLM of my decision. This is somehow a 30-minute call where he's still trying to convince me to work for him with me saying i'm not interested at all.

Fast forward to the next Monday and i'm rudely awoken at 9:15 with a phone call. I answer to this: (i hadn't saved his number)

Me: Hello Me Speaking

MLM: Where the hell are you?!?!?

Me; Sorry? wh-

MLM: You were meant to be here at 8:30 - this isn't a good start to your first day is it? Why are you so late?

Me: Sorry but who is this?

MLM: It's (not the interviewer) from ****. you know the company who YOU work for, it's too late now your team has left, you better be on time tomorrow

Me: Sorry there must've been a misunderstanding, i got offered a job at xxx and accepted that role, sorry for this.

MLM: well you should have told us this, it's not professional to just not turn up and we would've hired someone else, now your team is short staffed...

me: I told ****, maybe check with him, anyway i need to go, bye

Hoping this is resolved i get up and go about my day. Tuesday morning i am again awoken to the same guy demanding reasons for me not turning up to work (Apparently not working for them isn't a valid excuse)

This amazing continued until the following Monday where i was 'let go' for 'unauthorized' absences.(when asked if this means he'll stop phoning me he told me to grow up and be professional about it)

Think i dodged a bullet there...

Gingrpenguin , Christopher Bowns Report

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43points

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*me* 3 years ago

How stubborn are you if you have to repeatedly call someone until they’re “laid off” from a job they never had?

16points

#36

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group The end result of this story, which I will tell you upfront, is that we lost the ability to order from several local Pizza-Huts for life
Used to we had a phone number that was very similar to a Pizza-Hut, their number was (555)455-5575 and ours was (555)455-5515. Now these two numbers are commonly mixed up for obvious reasons. This was back before the days of cellphones and everyone having their own personal number, and we actually had to get a caller ID because of this.
For years we had this Pizza-Huts client base call our house (about 50/50 split sober/drunk) and order pizzas. The thing is people WILL NOT LISTEN when you tell them "Sorry wrong number" we would have drunk people call back 4-5 times and then begin screaming into the phone "I KNOW THIS IS A F*****G PIZZAHUT YOU A**HOLE!" or "GIVE ME THE NUMBER OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS." This was pretty normal and the pizza hut was even aware of this and profusely apologized when we would call them. (Never giving us anything for free though, despite the massive inconvenience of the phone ringing off the hook.)
Well Pizza Hut Corporate then pays for an advertisement on paper, bill-board, and phone book. And guess what? They botched the number they put OUR number on the things for the phone number as one of the locations in our town for Pizza Huts pizza. Why? Because 1's and 7's are the same number apparently.
The phone calls we get F*****G EXPLODES. It goes from like 3-5 phone calls a day to like 100-200. Initially we were directing people with a message that simply said "THIS IS NOT PIZZA HUT! THEIR NUMBER IS XXXXXXXX" It didn't end. We would get calls with people screaming into the voice recording "I WANT A F*****G PIZZA THIS IS BULLS**T I'M GOING TO K*** WHOEVER DOESN'T ANSWER THIS F*****NG PHONE!" (Aren't boomers great? We got that s***t all the time from older people.) I cannot tell you how many times I've been told to kill myself for trying to direct someone to the correct place, and for some F*****G reason no one EVER listens.
Well upon this happening my Dad calls into the pizza hut and says "look, all we want is to not have to change our number. If you guys will PLEASE change yours, or pay for ours to be changed (it was like a 10 dollar convince fee or some shit.) we will stop getting your damned phone calls." The manager cussed my Dad, who had him on speaker phone, calling him s**t load of names and for "getting him bad reviews" as well as losing customers to his branch, which is locally owned. What a f*****g joke. Its costing their business a solid 10 grand EASY over a phone number why not JUST CHANGE IT? IDK.
My Dad looks at the phone, hangs up and says "Ok a**hole, you want to be like that about it?"
My dad then instructs My 17 year old self (and my sister) to take all calls from now on. If it rings pick it up, take the order, and say "Ok your pizza should be there in (1.5 hours)" Then when they call back to tell them "Sorry the driver just left." and if they call back a third time say "Well I can get you on the phone with my manager but hes probably going to kick your a** if you keep complaining." And then switch the phone with someone else and have them say "Listen here b***h, you aren't getting your pizza and we are keeping your money, f*****g get over it." Or something along those lines anyway.
Two weeks pass and my Dad tries to get said Pizza Hut to change our number for free. Never pointing out that they f****d up their ad, as apparently they were completely oblivious to this fact. Again the manager screams at my Dad saying "I don't have the money to change your f*****g number!" We even tried calling OTHER pizza huts to get the issue resolved, and their corporate with no real luck. Fair enough, its game on time now b***h why? For two reasons 1. My dad got a phone with a transfer button and 2. Because summer was rolling around, and me and my sister loved f*****g with people over this. It was a really bad influence on us tbh.
We fielded phone calls every day all day long, we had friends come over and they loved partaking in the same thing. We had a general plan:
Every other call would get a pizza "delivery"
On the other calls we would get them really pissed off talking s**t to them and saying "Ok do you want to speak with my manager?" And just cold transfer them to the pizza hut.
It took 6 more weeks of us doing this, and the pizza hut closed. A few weeks before they closed we got a phone call from pizza hut corporate who more or less threatened us with a cease and desist sounded like they didn't really understand what was actually happening as it accused us of "stealing their phone calls." LMFAO. We called their corporate and explained what was going on, and even played our recordings of talking with them before about the issue and ignoring us. All they said is "You had better stop! This is ILLEGAL!" over and over. We didn't stop. They were aware of what was going on and didn't want to do anything about it because to fix their FUBAR.
A few weeks after the owner lost his job he called our house and was trying to argue with my Dad about how "bad of a person he was because I lost money, and got my ass beat several times." ...apparently we had pissed a few people off so bad they actually went in and attacked him and other staff... To this day it cracks me up that a company can be so oblivious, and is the single reason I don't believe we live in anything close to a "Meritocracy" anyone in this position who has any merit would instantly change the number, but not a corporation who has money to sue, and not a middle manager who has an ego problem.

MundaneSeesaw , Phillip Pessar Report

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42points

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Kiki 3 years ago

i would do this as a full time job in the summer

12points

#37

Some years ago I worked at a place that rhymes with McNaldos. Ya, know, the place that sells heart attacks as food and advertises it with an ugly clown. Anyway, I worked for them for six grueling years. In those six years I've got hundreds of stories but this one stays with me since it was the first one to happen right after I quit.

First off, my reason for quitting was that they wouldn't accommodate my one simple request to leave through an alternate exit due to my abusive ex waiting for me in their lobby every day. Every day I came to work in an Uber to avoid walking into him, and every day he'd come in, order something, and sit for HOURS staring and glaring at me until my shift would end. He would then follow me outside the door and try to harass me while I'd get into an Uber only to then show up at my apartment to keep threatening me or to break windows. I begged them for a solid month to just let me leave through another door to get a head start to my ride and every single time I'd get some bulls*** answer and they'd tell me I was overreacting. I basically got sick of constantly wondering which day would be the day he'd come in there with a gun and I told my supervisor if she wouldn't let me leave through an alternate exit then I'd quit. She laughed in my face. Let's name her Mary. About a week later after I called, left a nice resignation letter to the big boss who totally understood, and after dealing with unemployment...I get this phone call.

S :Mary, the supervisor M: me

S: "Sooooo when are you coming in CrepeSuzette? Because you've been gone about a week and we're short staffed. I know the other bosses let you do whatever you like but I'm putting my foot down girl! You better be here in 45 or you're fired!"

M: "Uhhhh, remember the last time I worked with you?"

S: "Yeah! Over a week ago, boo! You can't keep playing these games girl, this s*** isn't cute! Your little boyfriend hasn't been here either so you can calm down now."

M: "Yeah, no. I told you that since you couldn't accommodate my one request I would quit. I'm even collecting unemployment already..."

S: "So...are you coming in or not? Because if you're not I'm writing you up and I'll make sure you never work anywhere again!"

M: "Mary! I. Don't. Work. For. You. I quit. I quit and I'm literally collecting unemployment as we speak. What don't you understand?"

S: "You have 30 minutes-"

M: "Fine I'll be there."

Obviously I didn't go in, but I did block Mary's number and had the time of my life greeting random co-workers she would send to my house to try and get them to bring me in to work. She was nuts. My co-workers just got a kick out of getting paid to walk 45 minutes to my house and chill. The ex was taken care of legally eventually and I've since moved, but memories of that conversation always remind me of this subreddit.

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Lynne Monteith 3 years ago

I am glad you found some peace.

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#38

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I've been off work for a couple of weeks, I've been sick and injured, and I'm getting super bored cooped up at home all the time, so I decide to go visit my friend, let's call him Tim, at a hardware/gardening store that some Australians might know because it's the only goddamn hardware store in the country anymore. They have pretty distinctive uniforms consisting of blue jeans, steel-toed boots and a company-issued red polo shirt. It's just heading into spring in Australia, so I'm pretty happy just wearing chinos and a shirt out. Now the shirt I wore is technically red, but it's like, a deep burgundy, nothing like the bright red shirts staff wear.
So I head into the store and wander around for a bit trying to find Tim. I see him with a customer, he sees me and says "Hi sir, I'll just finish with this customer and then I'll come help you", which is obviously sneaky code for "gimme a minute and then we can hang out". So I head down the back of the store and start fiddling with some socket sets, debating if I should buy one since I've lost my old set, and just generally killing time until my friend comes to find me. Then I hear a sharp "ahem!" from behind me. I turn and see this woman, maybe mid-50s, in a t-shirt, shorts and thongs, looks suspiciously like every Australian's favourite mining magnate Gina Rinehart, and she's staring right at me.

Thinking she wants something from the rack I'm standing in front of, I say "oh, sorry" and step out of the way. She just looks at me for a second and then says "I need three bags of mulch and I want them taken to my car." Instinctively I just say "I'm sorry?" and she heaves this enormous sigh and goes "Are you deaf or something? I said I need three bags of mulch and I want them taken to my car!"
And this is where I realise, holy s**t, she thinks I work here, and I swear I must have lit up like a f*****g christmas tree because I have always, always wanted something like this to happen, especially if they're being a rude c**t about it and I can have a chance to give them a taste of their own medicine.
So I say "Okay, well, first of all miss, the gardening section is right down the other end of the warehouse, so I don't know what help you're expecting to get here."
Her mouth flaps like an angry fish for a second, and she comes back with "I want you to do your f*****g job and get me three bags of mulch!" My mind is racing trying to think of all the sick burns I've seen people use on this sub until I hit on a good combination.
Me: "Look, you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat the staff when they go shopping. For example, it's clear from this interaction that you're a raging thunderc**t who thinks she can treat people like slaves. Furthermore, it's company policy not to tolerate d**kheads who abuse staff members, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Gina makes a sound like a horde of angry wasps in a blender, and practically HISSES at me: "Who the F**K do you think you are?! You can't talk to a customer like that! Take me to your manager RIGHT NOW, you are GONE."
Me: "I'm a little busy, so why don't you go find the manager and bring them here?"
Gina stares daggers at me for a few seconds, and I honestly think she's gonna try and hit me or something, and then she swings around and storms out of the aisle. I go back to trying to decide which socket set to get. Like a minute later my friend finds me in the aisle and is like "hey man what's up" and I explain what just happened word for word and say she's gone to get the manager so you should probably bail so you don't get caught up in it.
Tim just goes "F**k no, I need to see this, I'm staying right here. Pretty sure Dave (not his real name) is the manager today and he's a f****n legend, she's gonna get absolutely destroyed."

A couple of minutes later Gina swings around the corner with who I assume is Dave in tow, and as she's stalking down the aisle she points at me and says "THAT ONE. That's the one who was rude to me." So Dave turns to my friend and is like "This customer says you abused her and called her a rude name?"
Gina: "No, not him, I don't give a s**t about him, THIS ONE." And points at me.
And Dave just stops and looks at me for like a solid five seconds, visible confusion on his face, and just says "He... doesn't work here?"
Gina: "Bulls**t! He's wearing the uniform!"
And me, Dave and Tim just look at each other, them in their blue jeans and bright red shirts, me in my tan chinos and dark burgundy top. And Gina glowers at us.
Dave: "I assure you, he doesn't work here."
Gina: "THEN WHY IS HE IN THE UNIFORM?!"
Me: "There's a very simple test they can do for colour-blindness, your optometrist should-"
Gina: "F**k you I can see fine! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?!"
Dave: "I mean, he's not staff, I can't really tell him what to do?"
Gina: "This is ridiculous! You're just trying to cover for him so you don't have to do any paperwork!"
Dave: "Ma'am, really, I'm sorry that he was rude to you but he's not staff."
Meanwhile Tim has backed off because he's getting a hernia trying not to laugh. Gina goes ballistic and lumbers over to him, shoving him and screeching.
Gina: "F**k you! Don't laugh at me! I'll get you all fired! I'm going to call your head office and tell them about the disgraceful treatment I've received!"
Dave: "Go ahead mate. Be sure to tell them how you physically assaulted one of my staff members. But please do it from outside the store."
Tim: "Yeah, it's company policy not to tolerate d**kheads who abuse staff, so we're gonna have to ask you to leave."
And Gina, if possible, goes even redder, literally STAMPS HER FOOT and screams, turns around and stomps away. Silence.
Then Dave just goes: "What the f**k was that."
Pretty sure Tim genuinely pissed himself laughing. I explain to Dave about my previous interactions with Gina and that I absolutely did provoke her, but she was being a total c**t so she deserved it.
Anyway, Dave is a little worried that she might actually call head office, but then again, he was nothing but civil to her, and Tim didn't even really interact with her besides calling her a d**khead, which Dave decided to let slide because she was, in fact, a d**khead. So really her only complaint is that someone she thought was staff was rude to her.
I apologised to Dave for any inconvenience this might cause him, he asked me not to wear a shirt that's even remotely red to the store anymore, in the one-in-a-million chance this happened again, I agreed, Tim used his staff discount card to get me a discount when I bought my socket set, everyone went home happy.

MantaRayBill , Su Yin Khoo Report

Final score:

39points

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Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

*almost everyone went home happy.

17points

#39

I live in a small apartment above a bar that has a really good kitchen. Over time I've become friends with the owners, who are really great people. This past weekend, there was lots of noise coming from the bar at about midnight, so I came to complain. They said they couldn't do much about the noise (it was a crowd watching a game) but if I came in at some point this week, they'd give me dinner for free as an apology.

That brings us to yesterday. I'd gotten of work late and didn't feel like cooking, so decided to cash in that aforementioned free dinner. As I'm eating things start to get really loud and busy again, so I ask for my meal to be put into a togo container. The owner said I could just take the plate upstairs, as long as I return it later that night or the next day. As I'm leaving, still shoveling fries into my mouth, I notice a woman trying to flag me down from her table. I assumed she was looking at a server behind me, so I took no notice and walk outside, carrying my dinner. I put down the plate to open my door, and while I'm rooting through my pocket I feel a sharp tap on the shoulder.

L - Lady M- me

L - Don't just ignore me like that! I ordered almost 40 minutes ago and I've not got my food! This is unacceptable!

(This can't be true, considering even when it's packed I've never waited longer then 30)

M - ok? (Not quite sure what she wants)

L - What do you mean OK?! What are you going to do about it? I want my meal discounted for this!

M - (Now realising what's happened) Oh! I don't work there, you'll need to speak to someone who does about doing that! (Turning, opening door)

L - Don't lie to me! (Looks past me, up the stairs) I know you guys are just hiding up there instead of working! I'd like to speak to the owner!

M - Lady, this is my apartment, please leave me alone (holding door open while I bend over to pick up my meal)

L - (pushes past me and charges up the stairs, screaming as she goes) YOU GUYS BETTER GET BACK TO WORK - THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING TO BE SERVED DOWN HERE!

...

What the f**k?

(At this point she's reached the top of the stairs and is now looking around my room, realising the only person she was yelling to was my fish, who I'm sure wasn't in any mood to serve her anything after that)

M - See!? Get the f**k out of my apartment! (Angry, tired and fantasizing about the burger on the plate in my hand)

L - Well, it doesn't change the fact that I've been waiting ages for my food and that's unacceptable. Clearly (looks at my plate) you know the owners so I think you should still talk to them for me!

M - What the f**k? Get out!!

I'm out of patience at this point, and begin to walk towards her and try to usher her back down the stairs.

L - DONT TOUCH ME! IF YOU DON'T CARE I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!

She ran back down the stairs and slammed the door on the way out, however not before kicking a pair of my shoes into the street which I then had to go out and collect.

I saw the owner today when I gave the plate back, and he said the lady had come back down and caused a scene in the bar. Eventually the bouncer removed her.

I couldn't believe she still tried to act like she was right, even after she realised she was standing in my apartment, not a restaurant, but ('-')/

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Karin 3 years ago

Humans! Can't live with them, can't eat them!

15points

#40

I work as a management consultant at a firm where we travel to companies and businesses to improve their organization in certain areas. I won't get into the details of the work as it does not matter in this case.

I have been at the company (we'll call ABC for security) for about a week, meeting with the management team to gather information in order to start analyzing potential risk areas. Note the building that we are in has about a hundred plus employees, all for the same company. I have just finished an entire morning with my team and some of company ABC's managers/directors/VPs, I decided to take a short break to grab a coffee at the cafeteria downstairs. On my way to the elevator, a lady in her mid-40s (We'll call her CL, short for corporate lady, and M for me) called towards my direction, and it went like this.

CL: Hey, you, come here!

I completely ignored her as I didn’t think she was trying to get my attention, so I kept on walking towards the elevator. Now in my peripheral vision, I see the CL speed walking towards me and immediately got into my personal space in seconds.

CL: Hey junior, I’m talking to you! How dare you f---ing ignore me?!

Note that I am in my late 20s, but thanks to my Asian gene, I look like I’m 18 to 20. Which is probably why bouncers at bars always triple check my ID. My visitor pass is also clipped to my belt.

M: (thinking I misheard that she cussed at me) I’m sorry, what did you say?

CL: Are you as incompetent as you are deaf? Go to IT and let them know my computer is having issues with printing, and while you are at it, grab me some (forgot what supplies she wanted) from downstairs.

M: Sorry Miss, but I don’t work for you, I’m just trying to get a coffee.

CL: So f---ing what?? As an intern, you should be listening orders from all senior level people. Also, you shouldn’t be on coffee break when everybody else are working!!

M: Wait what? No, you don’t understand, I- (CL immediately cuts me off).

CL: Listen kid, you get that s--t done right now or I’m gonna report you to your manager for poor teamwork and ignoring helps of others.

M: First, you need to talk calmly and politely, then you need to understand that I don’t – (she cuts me off again)

CL: I’m the MANAGER, you are NOT! Now, I don’t want to hear your lazy ass excuses, just get it done ASAP, I have an important meeting in the afternoon.

She storms off right after.

I mean obviously I’m not going to do what she asked so I shrugged it off and got my warm caffeinated lover. Also I know one issue to bring up on why the company is losing young talents so quickly.

The afternoon meeting starts again and we are to meet with a new set of managers from other departments. Lo and behold, CL enters the room muttering something with a director or VP I can’t remember. She looked at me and immediately said

CL: Yeah, that’s the kid who didn’t get my s--t fixed, so I don’t have all the files ready. Why the hell is he here?

I guess the moment she said that, something clicked in her head and she realized I’m not with the company, but rather the people they pay a hefty bill rate for. I explained the situation briefly because I want to get the current day agenda out of the way, and said we can speak with HR after the meeting to clear up the issue. CL sat through the meeting without really saying a single word unless we ask her questions directly regarding her department.

I am certain that she got in a ton of trouble with HR and her supervisors as I didn’t see her for the remaining 3 weeks I was there. All of her department information were handled by a guy who supposedly reports to her.

Tldr: OP gets mistaken for an intern, yelled at, cussed at, by a manager at the company that hired OP’s team.

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Final score:

39points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

I bet she’d been a dragon for ages and finally got busted

9points

#41

I work golf maintenance at a very fancy golf course during the summers while in college and I did it in high school too. I was working the driving range one day and getting stuff ready and this lady is hitting golf balls and decides to come over to me, red in the face, and say “Excuse me young man you aren’t allowed to use that cart, didn’t you’re grandparents tell you?” I say to her “ma’am I work here I’m most definitely allowed to use the cart.” She then looks like she is sucking a lemon and says “don’t lie to me I know you’re staying with your grandparents for 4th of July and you stole a cart from one of those damn Mexicans who actually work here trying to be cute.” I was floored I had no idea what to say because I couldn’t believe she felt the need to not only be racist towards my coworkers/friends but also condescending towards me. I just go “alright ma’am, I need to get back to work.” She grabs my arm and says “no you’re coming with me, I know the general manager and he will throw you out personally.” I grin and say “alright fine then I’ll come with you. We take her cart back to the clubhouse and go in to the general managers office. She goes through the whole rant saying how I stole a cart and pretended to be an employee and got very loud and then after she finished she says “what do you have to say for yourself?” I turn to the GM and say “well Dad you see the thing is...” and she interjects “wait, this is your son?? You let your son go and steal carts from the help?” My father just says “ma’am he works here, there is no problem.” She got extremely embarrassed and just left.

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Final score:

36points

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N G 3 years ago

Ooh, an inverted story - "I DO work here actually"

24points

#42

My best friend and roommate works for a small independent print shop as a graphic designer. We live in the burbs and the shop is located downtown about half an hour from our house. Often times I will be downtown for an appointment of some kind, and will ride home with her rather than take the train. Usually by 4PM the only people left in the shop are her and a specific coworker, so I will just hang out in the front area of the shop with my laptop. At 5PM they lock the door, and then both of them gather their things up over the next 15-20 minutes before actually leaving. They are often out of sight, packing up in the back.

Last Friday was one such day. At around 5:10 a lady came up to the door of the shop (a glass door.) She saw me sitting there and started tapping on the door. I looked up and mouthed "The shop is closed!" She yelled back "I have a question!" I pointed at my wrist and said loudly "I'm sorry, the shop closes at 5 and I don't work here!"

She grabbed the handle on the door and started shaking it as if she could magically make the door open, and then started pounding on the door again. So I set down my laptop and walked over to the door. She screamed "I only have one question, can you let me in so I can talk to you?" At this point screaming was really not necessary as we were only separated by a glass door.

I said "Ma'mm, I don't work here, and the door is locked from the inside by a key I don't have. I can't let you in!"

She screamed "Why are you being such an a**hole? I know you're closed, but it's ONE QUESTION!" Then, to emphasize her point, she slammed her open palm on the glass door.

Which absolutely shattered. Honestly I've never seen anything like it. It's not like it cracked and spider-webbed out, it just went to shards and fell to the ground. Fortunately I had stepped back. The lady blinked in shock and then started to speed-walk away. Fortunately we are in a massive metropolitan city, and I was able to follow her only half a block before I saw a police officer standing on the street.

The officer walked us both back to the shop with the woman ranting about how it wasn't her fault and if I had just let her in, blah blah blah. She called for backup and two more officers arrived, and by this time my friend and her coworker had come up front. They took another officer back to look at the security footage which is digitally captured, and that was pretty much that. Lady got arrested on the spot and I had to give a statement, and I'm told I'll probably have to testify in court on behalf of the shop owner to get a civil penalty added onto criminal charges and help them avoid small claims. Which I'll gladly do!

TL;DR - lady sees me sitting inside a closed business, won't take no for an answer about being let inside, and smashes the glass door in anger.

SkippingPebbless Report

Final score:

34points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

What is with people? Has impulse control fled the planet?

7points

#43

I made the mistake of wearing khakis and a red shirt into Target once. I got asked SO many questions, but just laughed it off. One lady though...

I was looking at makeup and this lady with her small child came running up to me. She asked where the bathrooms were and I told her I had no idea. She went from 1 to 100 and started screaming her child was about to have an accident, so I better get on my radio and figure it the f**k out.

I said, "I don't work her and frankly I don't give a damn about your kid." She went stomping off, so I went to grab groceries.

As I'm wheeling up to pay the lady taps on my shoulder and says gleefully "Remember me? YOU'RE GETTING FIRED!" I look over to the manager who looks at me and says "I don't recognize you. Do you work here?" When I said no, he looked really exhausted and said, "I'm sorry ma'am, enjoy your day." The crazy lady was still insisting he "fire" me as I was leaving. Poor guy.

I've never made that fashion mistake again.

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Final score:

30points

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E B 3 years ago

See, that might just tempt me to wear red there on purpose.

5points

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#44

I am a fire investigator for insurance companies. A few days ago I was at a fire at a super common fast food restaurant helping another investigator process the scene and dig. All the fun parts of my job without any of the responsibility or report writing.

It was so cold if you farted too wet your ass hair would freeze. So I was in black coveralls and my black carhart with a baseball hat and a regular N95 mask because fires and fast food restaurants are gross, ya know? I looked in no way like a restaurant employee. Even with the black clothes you could tell I was covered in soot and debris and what restaurant employee wears an N95 that’s been stained black? I was standing outside in the parking lot with another investigator that was there and we were chatting, taking a break from being in the grossness from inside. The parking lot has been filled with debris. On one end of the parking lot there’s a 9 foot tall pile of random burnt s***. On the other end of the parking lot in front of the drive thru are all the roof ventilation systems that are half burnt and melted in a big pile along with a whole assortment of burnt s***. Theres caution tape everywhere. There is fire debris haphazardly strewn throughout the area. There’s a very visible hole burnt in the top of this building. Theres a god damn fire engine parked at one entrance of the parking lot with their lights on blocking the entrance. There was no way to misunderstand what had happened at this building.

A man in an old van drives by with his window down slowly staring at us. He has this inquisitive look on his face. He drives past the first entrance, then attempts to turn into the entrance blocked by the fire engine. He backs out, turns around, then turns back into the other entrance, headed right for us. I say us, the other investigator wisely caught on to what was about to happen and whispered “good luck” and hauled ass back inside leaving me alone with van guy. F****r.

Anyway, van guy drives around the big ass pile of ash and stops in front of me. He says “hey... what happened here?” I replied for what feels like the millionth time in my career, “there was a fire.” He says “oh, what started it?” And for the millionth time I replied, “that’s what we’re here to find out.”

He says “Oh ok. Well can I have a cheeseburger and a medium fry?” Trying very hard to not say what I truly wanted to say which was some variation of “bitch do I look like a fast food worker?” I told him that no, there was a fire, you can’t have a cheeseburger.

He then proceeded to ask “well can I have a large coke then?” Again, no there was a fire, you can’t have a f*****g coke.

You know how you can see when someone has a moment where they have a moment and it finally clicks? This guy had that. He looks at me and asks very intently if I work there. I say no, I’m here investigating the fire. He then asks, and I’ll never forget it.

“So they’re closed. But why?”

Feeling like I’ve met the universe’s densest star, I replied because there was a fire. He finally just says “oh ok. Well bye.” And just drives away and out of my life. I’m still not sure he truly understood why he couldn’t have his food.

I walk back inside and the asshole who had left me there to deal with Jacques Clouseau himself is standing there and just asks how it went. Because I work with a**holes.

Final score:

28points

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N G 3 years ago

"it was so cold if you farted too wet your ass hair would freeze" may be the single weirdest and greatest sentence I've read this week

22points

#45

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group I used to be a service consultant at a Mercedes-Benz dealership. A guy in his 20’s just bought an older car & comes in for the first time so I help him out. I get all his info & create a new customer profile in our database; this takes about five-ten minutes so I usually casually talk to the customer during the process.

I notice he looks tired as hell so I ask him if he worked 3rd shift or something, since it was about 8:00 AM.

He mentions he’s been up all night as a ‘bodyguard’ for his wife - he hands me a camouflage business card with her cam girl name & web address all over it. He casually mentions “if you ever get feeling a little lonely, give her a look online, she does Skype shows, phone calls & other stuff too.”

I put the card on my desk, he signs the repair order & I verify the phone number I’ll need to call later that day to get approval for repairs. A few hours later after the technician has diagnosed the car’s problem I call the number & a woman answers...we’ll refer to her as cam girl (CG).

Me: “Hey there, it’s mozilathelaptopkilla from Mercedes.”

CG in a quiet, bedroomy voice: “Did you send the picture?”

Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not sure what you mean.”

CG: “You’re supposed to send me a picture of yourself before we start playing, then maybe we’ll meet up.”

Me: “I apologize again but I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I started to wonder if I dialed the wrong number.

Right here I realize this is the wife & she thinks I’m trying to party.

Me: “This is mozilathelaptopkilla from the Mercedes-Benz dealership. I’m calling about your Mercedes-Benz. Your car needs serviced, not me.”

CG’s voice changes instantly and she starts talking normally. “Oh, so what’s going on with the car?”

After the call I took the business card & ran back to the shop to tell all the techs what happened.

mozilathelaptopkilla , JCT 600 Report

Final score:

26points

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N G 3 years ago

Mercedes-Benz, yet the stock photo used is for Seat...

1point

#46

This happened last week. I was visiting Austin, TX and staying at a nice hotel. I’m brown and I’m an IT executive.

I ordered take out from a local BBQ place and was going back to my hotel with my food in a large paper bag with the name of the restaurant written in large letters on the side.

There was a group of people outside the hotel and as I approached the hotel entrance, this women rushes over and grabs my bag of food. I yank it back.

She goes “I’ve been waiting for this!”. It just hits me that she thinks I’m her food delivery driver here with her food. I politely tell her I’m not her delivery driver. With a confused look on her face, she goes “Are sure? You LOOK like one”.

At this point I just want her to let go of my bag and a few of her guy friends come over and tell me to stop giving her a hard time and to hand over her food.

So I spell it out for them. I am NOT your food delivery driver. This is MY food. I’m a guest at this hotel.” I yank the bag away from her and as I enter the hotel, I see her pulling out her phone and saying “I’m calling (delivery service) and telling them what an a$$hole you are … and I want my money BACK!”

Go right ahead lady. Go right ahead …

omartoor Report

Final score:

26points

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Lynne Monteith 3 years ago

After reading some of these stories I am surprised you managed to get away with your food.

14points

#47

So I have a hobby-like job working for a casino party company. They get contracted by companies to come out and set up some casino tables so their employees can “fake” gamble just for fun, during their parties/events. Most of the time employees buy tickets (like 1 ticket for $50 and a ticket is worth $2000 in fake chips) and that’s how they play. You can then turn in your chips for “Prize tickets” and go through a raffle to win prizes at the end. It’s a lot of fun, and easy money for someone in college, like yours truly.

We had a gig last night at a nice hotel ballroom, for a really good company too, I won’t list the name. We’re required to dress in all black, with a button up shirt and slacks. We look just like the actual staff of the hotel, but with a name tag with our “‘Owner’s’ Casino Parties” text on it. So I can sort of see why I’d be mistaken for the hotel staff.

Cue in a really good night, having fun, good people, good table dealing. I swap out with someone to freely take a break, and walk about and grab a drink of water. Now here’s where it goes completely downhill. A what looks to be a 30 year old woman comes to me and asks for a refill on her drink. It goes a little bit like this we’ll call her Thick Skull, or TS for short.

TS: Excuse me, could I ask you to refill “drink”. I’ll be right here.

Me: Sorry! I don’t work here, I’m one of the dealers at the tables. I can grab someone for you though!

TS: You’re clearly in the waitstaff uniform, i KNOW you work here, I’ve seen you help others. (Lied to my face, I was at my table all night!)

Me: I’m sorry but I really can’t serve you, let me grab someone who can-

TS: You do work here!! (SHE STEPPED ON MY FOOT AS I STEPPED AWAY! I then took my foot back and now I was a little pissed, because I’m wearing some nice shoes here, that I paid for, and I am proud of that because I’m POOR AS S***.)

Me: Okay look, I’ve told you I don’t work here. You can find someone ELSE. Hopefully you won’t step on them.

She now grabs the attention of an actual waitstaff member and asks her to grab the manager and she hesitantly does, and I was actually stunned.

Me: You do understand I DONT WORK HERE.

TS: Keep saying that to me, you’ll regret it.

Here the Manager came-

Manager: Everything okay ma’am?

TS: This man refuses to serve me the drinks I asked for.

He looks at me and asked my name, and I pointed at my name tag and told him, and he immediately knew I didn’t work here.

Manager: I’m sorry but he doesn’t work here, can I get your drink?

She FREAKS OUT at this. Like full blown SCREECHES.

TS: This is stupid! I’m not an idiot! She proceeds to GRAB my water and flings it at me and it gets all over me!!

Manager: Ma’am We do NOT act like this here and I’m asking you to leave. Leave.

She starts throwing what I can only say is a tantrum, and then gets escorted out by the security they had on site.

The table she was at had 10 of her tickets. TEN. She also had redeemed some earlier too. That’s over $500 she spent. With no prizes. She waited until after the party was over to speak to MY manager (So about 2 hours, when we were breaking down the set up) and demanded a refund. He denied her and said she can go on her merry way, and told her the exact reason she couldn’t was because she dumped water on his employee and he won’t stand for that. She stormed out after bickering for what seemed forever.

TL;dr: Woman poured water on me in frustration that I didn’t work here and was lying to her, gets kicked out with no refund of $500+.

RisenRain Report

Final score:

23points

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Corcaigh 3 years ago

Glad the managers stood up for you!

3points

#48

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group Last holiday season I worked seasonally for Target.

It was a disaster from the start. The managers had absolutely no organization whatsoever. I should have known when they scheduled me for my second interview and the manager didn’t even show up I was screwed.

Towards the end of the holiday season after Christmas and before New Years, they offered me a non-seasonal part-time position. I was going to accept but they wanted me to work a TON for part-time and being a college student they were not willing to be flexible at all. So I said “nope, I am done after my last day on Jan. 6th”.

Everything was good after I was done with that train-wreck and I was starting off my second semester. January 20th at 5:00 PM I get a call from Target.

Manager: “hey this is _____ are you running a little late? You were supposed to work at 4:30”

Me: “Ummm no. I quit over three weeks ago”

Manager: “Uhhh well we are really short-staffed. Can you come in anyway?”

Me: “No. I do not work there anymore, I told you that and I’m at school”.

Manager: “are you sure you can’t come in anyway?”

Thank goodness I’m done with that disaster! And since this holiday season is coming up I got a job at a different place. Thank goodness.

allysundaylee , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

22points

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SykesDaMan 3 years ago

This one seems OK compared to the other ones : "Come here or else...!!!"

2points

#49

I work in an architecture firm, in a large building that also contains many other types of professional offices. The receptionist for my firm is on another floor. My office is on an upper floor, in a corner, so it's not a logical place for people to go first when they come to our building and don't know where they're going. Nevertheless, it has a door directly to a main corridor, so lost people occasionally knock on it, which is why we have a sign on it with the name of our firm and directing people to our receptionist on the 3rd floor. Alas the sign did not deter this middle-aged impatient lost lady and her husband from knocking on my door.
Lady: Is this the doctor's office?
Me: No, this is an architecture firm.
Lady: How do I get to the doctor's office?
Me: There are building directories in the stairs, and at the elevator. (I start to give her directions to stairs and elevator but she interrupts...)
Lady (getting huffy and impatient and pushing her way past me right into the middle of my office): Why can't you just tell me where the doctor's office is?
Me: I'm sorry but there are a lot of offices in this building, including at least 10 doctors' offices and I don't know their floors or office numbers.
Lady: Can't you call and find out?
Me: I'd be happy to let you use my phone...
Lady: Why can't you call?
Me (sensing I'm not going to get rid of her unless I call somebody): What's the doctor's name? Do you have the number?
Lady: I don't remember his name. I have a 2:15 appointment. I'm going to be late! (Note that this is not an elderly woman, and I just wasn't getting the sense that this was a confused old person with a memory issue, but still I'm trying to be nice and helpful, even if just to get her out of my office...)
Me: I'm sorry but without a name or number I don't think I can call the doctor's office for you. Maybe I can google this address and see what doctors' offices show up, and that will jog your memory?
Lady: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. CALL THE BUILDING MANAGER!
I explain to the woman that I don't have contact info for building management, and there's no staffed main office in this building. We're back to there's nothing I can do except suggest that she walk down the hall and chek the building directory at the stairs. Her husband is trying to drag her in that direction, but she's not having it.
Lady: You are the worst receptionist! Businesses don't know how to get good people these days. I'm going to tell the doctor about you.
Me: I'm sorry but I'm not the receptionist and I don't work for your doctor. I'm an architect - you're in my office. (In case that isn't obvious, from the fact that the door opens directly into my small, messy office filled with drawings.) Our firm's receptionist is on the third floor, as the sign on my door says...
Lady: Well why didn't you say so! I will go wait down there.
Me: Wait for what? We're an architecture firm. Our receptionist works for the architecture firm. We have nothing to do with the doctors' offices or any other companies in the building.
Lady: You call her and tell her I'm on my way down there.
At this point her husband seems to be grasping that I and my office and my firm have nothing to do with her doctor-whose-name-escapes-her, and starts trying to explain it to her. She brushes him off and yells at me again to call my receptionist.
I dial our receptionist, with the lady still standing there, and say that a couple is on their way down, but that they are looking for a doctor's office in the building and I hope that they will READ THE BUILDING DIRECTORY IN THE STAIRS on their way down.
Lady: Well, I never! (I have never before actually heard that phrase used in real-life. I thought it was reserved for caricatures of uptight entitled old women on tv. Like Nellie Olson's mother.)
She flounced off down the hall (that's like stomping, but floatier because she was suspended by hot air), dragging her husband. I thought that since they had to use the stairs or elevator to get to our reception area, they would see the directory on their way down, and it would jog their memory as to which doctor they were looking for, and it would tell them where to find that doctor.
But no, she did find her way down to pester our receptionist, and told her that I was a horrible employee - and that she was reporting me to the state medical board.
EDIT: to clarify that there's no building security. There are 3 ways into the building and no lobby, no front desk, and no main office - that's why there are directories in the stair/elevator cores on every floor. I do feel bad about foisting her off on our receptionist - but that wasn't really deliberate. I was just trying to explain that my office wasn't reception, and that it even said so on my door. I thought that once they got to the stairs they'd read the friggin directory and go wherever they belonged, but that didn't work. My receptionist knows the rest of the building tenants better than I though, and was able to send her somewhere. I don't know if where she got sent was correct, but she didn't find her way back to us.

itchydrafter Report

Final score:

22points

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E B 3 years ago

Hopefully the receptionist gave them directions to the exit.

12points

#50

"I Don't Work Here, Lady": 30 Satisfying Stories Of Customers Reacting To Being Mistaken For Employees, Shared In This Online Group My husband works for a pretty prestigious university as the director of student life. He oversees a decent sized staff, and their work encompasses all manners of student activities, groups, Greek life, etc.
A little background before I get to ~the incident~, a few months ago we were expecting our baby. Most people on campus knew this, and knew that my husband, let’s call him Joe, would be taking paternity leave. When the big day came, I called him at work and told him it’s go time, meet me at the hospital, and he dropped everything and ran out the door, as you do. In the delivery room we had plenty of down time, so from time to time he checked his work email while I rest. He’s looking through it and goes “what the fuuuuuuu”...
A professor wrote him the most caustic, unhinged rant saying, basically, I came into your office to see you about a matter concerning my students and you weren’t there despite the department hours clearly stating 8-5, this is unacceptable and unprofessional, contact me immediately, etc. He lol’d and said won’t she feel silly when she gets his out of office reply...but no, ten minutes later she’s harassing him again! Finally he sent her a very terse reply and it seemed that was the end of that...but not for long!
Every day for the next week this professor came into the office demanding to know if Joe was there; more than one tear was shed by the staff during this time. I don’t know exactly what she was saying or why no one else could do what she needed (the staff was kind enough not to burden Joe with this while he was on pat leave), but reports are it was like having an angry dementor come through.
On the first day Joe returned to work, he got to meet this professor face to face. He was in his office (on FaceTime with me, actually), when yelling erupts from down the hall. “Uh oh”, he says to me, “bet that’s her.” We hung up and what conversation happened in that office can only be imagined...or maybe he told me and I forgot. #newbornlyfe But by all accounts she was cantankerous, irate, and incorrect in what she was trying to do, and could not be told otherwise. As he is in charge of the department but not of her, he could only put his foot down on the request, but not the behavior. Finally she left and the whole situation was done and dusted, finished and forgotten...but again, not for long!
Fast forward to yesterday. I decided to pop in with the baby to surprise him, and hopefully we could go to lunch. Also show off the baby, of course. When we arrived it was squee!!!!s all around from the office staff, and one of the ladies took the baby for a tour around the building. I’ve been holding that kid for three months straight so I was happy to let her. Joe’s admin assistant told me he was in a meeting for another 10 or so minutes, and then she went off on the baby world tour, so I decided to sit in his office and enjoy merciful silence...but, and ya guessed it, not for long.
Enter: the professor from hell. I knew it was her before she said one word. She looked like an ivory tower Karen with an “I want to talk to your dean” hairdo.
PFH: Does nobody do any work around here? This is OUTRAGEOUS. Where’s (admin assistant)? Why is Joe even on the payroll if he is NEVER here? Go find him.
Me: wut
PFH: Omfg are you too effing hung over to accept simple direction?! Wtf is wrong with you! I’d kick your ass out of class looking like that. I don’t care where he is, GO AND GET JOE.
Me: Oooh, you think I’m a student!
PFH, mockingly: Oh I’m gonna pretend I’m not a student now sitting in the office! with the university sweatshirt! and a bookbag! What group are you in because Joe will be very interested to hear how inept you are.
(I’m like bookbag? Oh yeah, diaper bag lol. At this point I decide to ride this out and hope he comes back and sees it in progress.)
Me: Okay, let’s say I’m a student. Why do you think I work here?
That was exactly the wrong, or right, depending on your point of view, thing to say. This lady came undone in a torrent of maniacal hissing and shrieking. Her vitriol knew no bounds as she directed it at me, the office staff, my husband, all students except hers, the building itself; I’ve never seen such a tantrum (give the baby a few years...).
As she’s having her meltdown, I moved out of the chair where I’d been sitting and sidled up to a photo of our wedding that Joe hung up . I leaned against the wall like a laconic cowboy with my foot up, arms folded, smirking. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t notice the similarities between the beaming bride and the dumpy, sleep-deprived chick standing before her, but I remain committed to the con.
After several moments of a nonstop torrent of verbal abuse (“Joe’s not even fit for community college, how the eff did he get a job here!” was the one that made me chortle; she didn’t like that much), I hear a flurry of footsteps come flying down the hall. The admin assistant comes sliding through the door like Kramer, face white as a sheet. I ask her if Joe Jr is okay (another co-worker had him in another office, because they heard PFH and didn’t want his baby self to learn what madness lurks in the world at such a tender age). She has exactly enough time to answer yes before PFH unleashes the kraken in her direction vis-a-vis the ineptitude of...moi! clutch pearls
AA: Wait, what are you talking about? That’s Mrs. Me.
Me, still posed like the Marlboro Man: (points at my picture)
And right on cue, here comes the man of the hour, Joe, complete with Joe Jr in arm. The co-worker holding the baby had called his cell phone and told him what was happening and to get back here ASAP. Joe was livid, but that eerie scary sort that is a schadenfreude-lover’s delight when directed at a deserving recipient. He handed me the baby and asked if I was alright, then turned to PFH.
Joe: Get out. Do not come back until I’ve spoke to your department chair. I’m going to lunch.
Me: Boy do I have a story to tell you.
And out the door we swept, off to lunch, where were got pizza and migraines from laughing so hard.
At this time I don’t know what action is being taken against PFH, but if asked I will sure be happy to give testimony!!
Okay. Joe talked to the head of the department of engineering, and turns out PFH is an ASSOCIATE professor from hell, and therefore untenured. Muahaha. Joe is leaving for a conference tomorrow and won’t be back until Wednesday, so I probably won’t know more until then, but stay tuned!
Admin assistant is gathering up a paper trail of literal papers that PFH has submitted that she isn’t allowed to and checks she’s signed that she can’t sign. She’ll also be forwarding all abusive emails from PFH, and making a written statement of PFH’s behavior. Joe will probably send the emails he’s received to HR and the dept chair, but he’s not as heated now (on his own behalf, but still livid about the way the staff are being treated) as he was the other day, and might not press too hard except in support of the staff.
Not a very exciting update, but the admin assistant has submitted her complaint to HR. PFH’s department chair suggested to her that she not contact “Joe’s” department, not for the least of which reason the thing she’s trying to do can ONLY be done by students and she overtook their responsibility in an effort to mega-ultra-micromanage them. Quelle surprise that she treats her students like that, and usurped control of a student-led group. In all likelihood, this process will drag on for some time, and she’ll probably get a slap on the wrist for both offenses.

Fluffle-for-five , Rapid Spin Report

Final score:

18points

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Lucifer Takashi 3 years ago

Hope the baby didn't hear anything it wasn't supposed to.

0points

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

I stopped reading these, because honestly, too many of them sounded like they belonged in the "Things that Never Happened" section.

22points

Serbob 3 years ago

Came to the comments section to say the same. Some were either completely untrue or hugely embellished.

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I stopped cause they were really too long.... some times all these details are not necessary

0points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Some fictional, for sure.

0points

Jason P 3 years ago

Some of these sound like they were authored by the same person. The writing styles and tone are suspiciously identical.

-1point

Alloydog 3 years ago

When I was at college, we had to wear British Merchant Navy officer's uniform. Because many of us also had part time jobs in local pubs and restaurants, it wasn't uncommon for us to eat in the same places, such as at lunch time, because we got staff discounts. One lunch time, I got up to go to the toilet. I was wearing a white collared shirt and black tie, so looked like one of the waiters. Passing a table, one guy asked if I could get more ketchup up for his table and another asked for a drink. I obliged both, went to the toilet and returned to our table. When we finished, we stood up, put on our jackets and white peaked caps complete with anchor badges. Ask we walked out, several folk just sat there,open mouthed and red-faced in embarrassment! :D To be honest, it wasn't a problem for me, just funny.

13points

David Taylor 2 years ago

Did you go to Trinity House?

0points

E B 3 years ago

TLDR, being polite costs you nothing...

9points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

...while being horrendously rude to the point of physical assault can and will cost you.

4points

Rebecca O’Donnell Premium 3 years ago

I think a lot of people see a uniform, doesn’t have to be the right one, and react to it. I’ve been a letter carrier for 27 years and, when shopping for something on the way home, have been asked to help people from Walmart to Giant grocery store thinking I worked there. I am grateful everybody was always polite and sometimes I even knew the answer to their question:)

7points

cassiushumanmother 3 years ago

It happened to me once when i was 18yo, in the worst way possible. I was walking with my boyfriend and he met someone he knew but i made it to the other side of the trafficlight. So i was waiting for him to cross the road and a man came to me, asking me "How much?". Then i realized that i was waiting near a trafficlight, on a street known for prostitution. "Do i look like a hooker in my sweatpants? you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man crawled back to his cave with the most ashamed face ever. My boyfriend found it very funny, me not really.

6points

Grady'sRaider 3 years ago (edited)

I look somewhat like the fellow who runs the local appliance repair business. In our area you must remove the freon from a refrigerator before you can dispose of it, a $40 job. So I'm standing at the counter of a hardware store being served by a clerk when a fellow walks up behind me and says "I'll give you my fridge if you suck the green stuff out of it". The clerk looked mortified, bystanders shocked.I paused for a couple seconds to think, then replied,"I'll bet you think I'm Steve from the appliance repair shop". Then everyone was laughing.

5points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

I used to have a job where I wore medical scrubs. One Friday I was tired so I didn't change and I stopped by the vet's office to pick up my dog from doggy day care. I'm bald and so was the vet tech who worked at the office. While he ran over to the kennel to get my puppers, a woman ran in the door, shoved a leash in my hand, said "I'm sorry I'm so late dropping him off but I need to catch my plane". I protest that I don't work there but she doesn't hear me and leaves. The vet tech returns and I have a Labrador retriever on a leash that looks very similar to the one he just brought in. His doubletake between the two dogs was hilarious. I explained what happened and he said he thought he was going crazy for a second. Best part was I was working 3 12s then 3 days off at the time so my dog got to spend the next 2 days playing with his new friend. The vet tech would assure me every day when I came to pick him up that it was the right dog.

5points

Xenon 3 years ago

I was in the grocery store once, decided against something in my cart so politely asked an employee if he wouldn't mind putting it back where it belongs for me. He kind of looked puzzled for a second and said "ok...", that's when I realized he wasn't an employee and profusely apologized. He still offered to put it back for me though, which was very nice of him.

5points

Kevin Derrett 3 years ago

I wore a red T-shirt to target I don't know how the confusion started but next Wednesday I am covering Dians shift

4points

Rench 3 years ago

Apparently, I look like I should work at Menards. (a home improvement store) On more than one occasion, I've been mistaken for an employee despite not wearing anything that would make you think that. In fact, one time I was wearing the shirt from my actual job. It looks nothing like what their employees wear.

4points

Rae Reyn 3 years ago

I, too have been assaulted in Target. I was wearing a red shirt, so maybe I was asking for it. I had also just finished my boxing class, so There I was in my red, sleeveless workout shirt and gym shorts, looking for dinner. A lady goes, "excuse me", so I step aside to let her grab whatever. She says "EXCUSE ME" and grabs my arm. I wheel around and nearly punch her in the face (I stopped myself, but instinct and I just finished sparring). "Sorry, I don't work here." She nods and walked away, a little shaken. Luckily, she didn't talk to anyone about it or, try to press charges.

2points

Jason Marin 2 years ago

I was at a Target one time with my mom. I'm 6'2" and as we're walking past the food aisle, two elderly ladies came up to me. One of the ladies says, "Excuse me, sir, I know you don't work here but could you please get something off the shelf for us?" I say sure and go to the aisle and get what they need for them. Not only did they thank me but they were both happy to see a tall person in the store.

1point

Melissa TO 3 years ago

I don't understand these people who do these things! The energy and time it takes to be a jerk must be exhausting! It feels nice to be polite, to actually go a tiny bit out of your way to be helpful.

1point

Josette Bergeron 3 years ago

These stories make me feel really bad about people all over the world. I am going to look for more positive stories.

1point

lilspiffy 3 years ago

Every single one of these was worth reading! I've experienced at least 4 similar situations.

1point

Monica Pryts 3 years ago

A proofreader would have been great. You sure "abstinent" is how you want to describe a Karen's behavior?

0points

Naomi Williams 3 years ago

I'm sure there's some exaggerating going on, but I do believe the basic bones of these stories. I used to work in the weight room at the YMCA, and after I quit I had people coming up to complain that I shouldn't be doing my own workout when I was supposed to be working. Even when I told them I was no longer an employee, some of them still thought I should be stopping my workout to help them figure out the equipment.

0points

Nicolas Pilot 3 years ago

TLDR

0points

v 3 years ago

TLDR. I'll proceed on from this particular entry as if there's nothing to see here.

0points

Vivian Ashe 3 years ago

Early in the pandemic, I had a lot of anxiety and didn't cope with it well. I was worried about money and terrified of getting sick. I was stressed every time I went out to do an errand, and I did a lot of absent-minded things that made everything worse. I'm usually very polite with store employees, but during that time I could absolutely lose it over something as minor as not being able to find someone to help me in a store. It's embarrassing to admit, but a few times I was really rude to some underpaid employees, who were in turn just as miserable and stressed out, working in an understaffed store for terrible pay during a pandemic. So with these stories, I have to applaud posters - like the candy apple person - who handled the situation calmly and with kindness. Sometimes the rude or "crazy" person isn't a terrible person, they're just going through something and are a bit on the edge.

0points

Louloubelle 3 years ago

Just a word of advice - never wear a red shirt and beige pants when going to Target. You will get mistaken for an employee.

0points

skint boy 3 years ago

Another Reddit thread stolen by boredpanda.

-2points

pinkk-sugar 3 years ago

Principal and principle aren't the same

-2points

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

I stopped reading these, because honestly, too many of them sounded like they belonged in the "Things that Never Happened" section.

22points

Serbob 3 years ago

Came to the comments section to say the same. Some were either completely untrue or hugely embellished.

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I stopped cause they were really too long.... some times all these details are not necessary

0points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Some fictional, for sure.

0points

Jason P 3 years ago

Some of these sound like they were authored by the same person. The writing styles and tone are suspiciously identical.

-1point

Alloydog 3 years ago

13points

David Taylor 2 years ago

Did you go to Trinity House?

0points

E B 3 years ago

TLDR, being polite costs you nothing...

9points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

...while being horrendously rude to the point of physical assault can and will cost you.

4points