33 Moments ‘Karens’ Were Nothing But Typical ‘Karens’, As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread

The greatest inventions of mankind in its entire history are usually thought to be, for example, the wheel, paper, printing, the internal combustion engine, the airplane and other similar stuff... forget it! Just forget it. The top ten greatest inventions simply must include online shopping and delivery services.

Now I will explain why. In fact, the less people communicate directly with each other, the less the temptation for various entitled and simply weird people to expose themselves in all their glory. After all, you won't demand any undeserved privileges from a chatbot! On the other hand, the fewer trips to stores, the fewer such complete masterpiece retail horror tales, a selection of which we're highly recommending to you today.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread When I worked at Home Depot, a pair of older men, about 50 or so, came into my department.

"How can I help you gentlemen today?" I ask.

One of them does a dramatic gasp and grumbles, "Well nothing now that you called us that awful word."

So I says, "I'm sorry. What can I do for you mother f*****s today?"

Dynasuarez-Wrecks , Mike Mozart Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Roughly ten years ago, I was the only manager on duty in a big box hardware store. Customer came in just before closing and demanded a same day dishwasher installation as she had relatives visiting the next day and was an "emergency".

Despite multiple attempts to calmly explain why we couldn't do that, she was adamant that all I had to do was call someone and make it happen... to the point where she was screeching at me, spit flying, etc.

I asked her to wait a minute, and left her at the appliance desk. I came back with a bottle of Dawn, a pack of sponges, and cleaning gloves. Gave then to her for free, told her there's nothing life threatening about washing dishes, and kicked her out of my store.

I thanked her as she stormed out too.

Itstotallysafe , cottonbro studio Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread A woman came to me and said that we had mislabeled a breakfast sandwich two days in a row and made her sick. She claimed that she was allergic to bell peppers and kept getting the bell pepper omelette sandwich instead of sausage egg and cheese.

then she said she still ate the sandwich and threw up in her car… both days in a row

she didn’t know how to read the signs for each properly (the one she wanted was the shelf above) and then she didn’t read the wrapper.

I honestly just explained how the labels worked and gave her a free sandwich. Life is hard, but it’s harder when you’re stupid.

cakeislost , Ernesto Andrade Report

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Until now, no one has been able to reveal the secret why some people quite sincerely believe that the whole world should constantly provide them with some incredible benefits and preferences simply on the shaky basis that the world (in their head) revolves exclusively around them. Perhaps, when someone does make a coherent and logically sound theory, it will be an unconditional nomination for the Nobel Prize - but for now we are just accumulating material for observation.

33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread When I was working for Geek Squad, there was a lady who had brought in an iPhone that was completely soaked in water. This is around the time that they were killing the Geek Squad warranty for their phones, so we were told to deny any water damage or any phone that had find my iPhone still on it. Well I tried telling the lady "Due to the water damage, we will not be able to process this warranty fulfillment." So she looks at me and says. "Just run it anyways the last time you guys did this it went through and yall replaced it." I just told her. "Yes unfortunately we have new rules for this. I could get get in trouble for even filling out the paperwork. I could even get fired."

She shook her head. "I don't care if you get fired. I want my phone."

So I turned and looked at the next person in line. " Welcome to Geek Squad. How may I help you today?"

TheLightningCount1 , Erik Mclean Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Don't know if this counts, but I did "break character" while working as a cashier at Coldstone Creamery in college. At the time, and I don't know if they still do this, if anyone would tip any amount, the line crew would be expected to sing idiotic parody songs about ice cream to thank the customer, like, "If you like ice cream and gotta have it, clap your hands" [clonks scoopers twice on the counter].

I viewed it as ridiculous and demeaning, and literally told my boss that I wasn't going to ever do this, and that they can fire me if that's a problem. They put up with it since I was a really good cashier.

One day, this smiley boat-shoes suburbanite dad came in with his two sorority-looking daughters, and started lowering a folded DOLLAR BILL into the tip jar and said, "If I give you a dollar, will you sing a song for us?"

I just said, "No," with a completely straight face. Watching him slowly realize that I wasn't kidding, while slowly retracting the dollar from the tip jar is one of the funniest and most satisfying things I've ever seen.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Worked for a lab that did COVID testing. Per HIPAA, you cannot give a test results over the phone. At least with the company I worked for test results could only be received by e-mail, fax, they can come pick up a physical copy, or you can send a physical copy.

A person called in wanting their result. They refused to give me their e-mail. Refused any option that I provided. I was told HIPAA is all part of the woke liberal agenda, and that I was being a dumb f*****g idiot, and a stupid liberal snow flake.

I took a deep breath, very calmly said, "I'm not going to lose my job today because of you." Then hung up the phone.

mothershipq , Ann-Sophie Qvarnström Report

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However, we seem to be able to roughly say with whom it all began. In 1909, Harry Selfridge opened his famous Selfridges department store in London, using many of the same techniques that are familiar to us retail customers of the 21st century, but which were an absolute novelty and gamechanger for the early 20th century. So, Selfridge came up with Christmas discounts, entertainment for customers' kids, restaurants and food courts right inside the store... and in another letter written in 1911, he first mentioned that very phrase "The customer is always right."

33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Worked as a lifeguard, went in to save a submerged drowning lady. When I got her to the surface she started screaming that I was touching her inappropriately (literally just grabbed under her arms to pull her up), and she demanded that I let her go.

So I did. And down she went again.

PoolMermaid , Sue Thompson Report

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Con O Cuinn 1 year ago

Reminds me of a woman complaining that a guy grabbed her leg during BJJ sparring. Lady, you're literally trying to strangle him with your legs, what is he meant to do?

19points

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

You wanna sink while I'm trying to help you swim? Then say hi to Davy Jones for me... SMH...

8points

Sami-Jo Ross 1 year ago

Well, she did say to let her go.

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Mike Fitzpatrick 1 year ago

Hand her a rock.

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

Reminds me of the Thai queen story. Same vibe, fatal result.

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Jeroen de Wijn 1 year ago

And just as made up.

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Celesta 1 year ago

Jeez, even if this WAS real, which I doubt, OP is the real pos here. It's literally one of the first things they train water rescuers is about combative victims. That does NOT mean you let them drown, which pulling this bs easily coukd cause. If you only want to help the positive, friendly, eager drowning victims, you are DEFINITELY in the wrong line of work.

2points

ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 1 year ago

So, did she die?

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Jeroen de Wijn 1 year ago

As she obviously only existed in the imagination of this redditor, no.

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Id row 1 year ago

Christ, how dumb can people be?

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Bobby 1 year ago

When I did life guard training they told us to basically ignore the drowning person until we got them to land because scared panicky people will say and do anything. Very often they will say or do the exact opposite of what they need

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Partlie Cloudie 1 year ago

Yeah this happened. /S

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Laura Williams 12 months ago

Karen dies at local beach because she didn't want to be touched by lifeguard.

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nicodepicoElChaos 1 year ago

Not to be cruel but did she drown?

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Jan Olsen 1 year ago

This happened AGAIN?

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago (edited)

This reminds me of the scene in the show Florida man where he rescues a drowning woman who then accuses him of touching her inappropriately. I did do a quick search and I couldn't find any similar stories that have been verified, just a couple satire articles.

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Niall Mac Iomera 1 year ago

During my first aid course I heard about a woman about 19 years whom was saved at a beach near me. She needs defibrillation, but her bikini top had a metal ring in the centre. So the paramedics cut it off so it wouldn't burn her when. She got shocked. After surviving and recovering, she tried to sue them for exposing her breasts.

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The Redhead 1 year ago

At my previous job I was part of the first responder & safety team. We were doing CPR & AED training the instructor told us if you have to use either to a woman try to be discreet about it. While I didn't say it to the instructor, I immediately informed my coworkers if it came to it and I needed the AED rip my shirt open; honestly in a life or death situation everyone seeing my boobs would be the least of my worries.

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Jan Olsen 1 year ago

I don't believe this one

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Pelican 1 year ago

I beg your pardon! Let go of me this instant! *continues to drown*

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread When I worked at a nursing home, I had an enraged elderly woman come down from her penthouse and lecture me about how I delivered her the wrong color of apples, and that green apples were meant for cooking and not eating. Maybe it’s a thing for rich people to only eat red apples or something. The irony is that her last name was Smith, and she was in fact a granny.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Customer: “My order still hasn’t been delivered! This is inexcusable! I’ll never do business with (competitor) again! Now, what are you going to do about this?!”

“I’d be happy to take your order.”

“What?!!”

“This is Domino’s, Ma’am.”

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Of course, it was nothing more than a spectacular publicity stunt, and it paid off one hundred percent - but since then, many people seem to seriously believe that "The customer is always right" is something like the eleventh commandment. And even when they do some kind of utter nonsensical act with incredible whims - they are firmly confident in their infallibility. Because - you know, the customer is always right. And if the customer is somehow wrong, then we return to the previous point...

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Around Thanksgiving, the grocery store I worked at offered free turkeys if you spent a certain amount. Some lady waited until the night before, right before closing to pick hers up. We didn't have anymore, I knew this.

Well, when she asked, I told her we didn't have anymore. This was not sufficient for her. I tried to tell her that she wasn't the first person to ask, so I knew we didn't have any. She continued to insist that I go get one from the back. She knew we had some and that I was too lazy to do my job.

Well I said no. She said "I am not happy, what are you going to do about it"

I looked at her said "nothing" and walled away while she yelled I was ruining her Thanksgiving. I mimicked a crying face and never saw her again.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I want an all dark meat rotisserie chicken.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Back when I worked at Subway, I had someone literally throw change at me. She didn't like how much I charged her for her sandwich. So I gave her a refund, by throwing it. Then I threw the sandwich away. She called me a selfish b***h, I called her a truck stop h**ker.

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No, we do not want to say that retail employees are innocent victims of cruel clients' tyranny. Not at all - there are many stories about how the store staff also turn to the dark side of the Force (anyone except Alley from Walmart, of course - she's just perfect). But today, we are just talking about some good old-fashioned 'Karen' stories from the retail world - so please feel free to scroll this selection to the very end, and maybe add something thrilling and bizarre based on your own life experience. After all, to paraphrase Harry Selfridge, 'the commenter is always right'.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I worked at a medical office at the very beginning of COVID. It was, to put it lightly, a s**t show. No one knew what was going on. Not the government, not us, nobody. Patients would call in asking for resources that simply didn’t exist yet, asking about protocols that were ever changing. They were understandably frustrated, but as just a receptionist, so was I.

A woman at the height of her angry phone call to me said, “You people really need to get it together and get on the same page.”

I lost it. I started word vomiting, “Yeah, ma’am, I would love that. I would absolutely love it if everyone was on the same page and knew what they were doing right now, and that we all had the same information. But unfortunately that’s not the reality right now.” She didn’t quite know what to say to that and honestly, neither did I.

ApprehensiveLuck2325 , Rum Bucolic Ape Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Parking Attendent/Security guard for a bougie downtown parking garage underneath a bank. Lady had a $2 parking charge but was demanding it be free as the previous day it was free due to a 'farmers market free parking rate' which is only in effect during that day of the week the farmers market is open. I calmly explained that the farmers market was yesterday and that she still had to pay for parking today.

She then went on to let me know that she personally held more than half of the money in the bank above, and that she would use all her money and power to "destroy your life". She went through various stages of grief, threatened to destroy my life a few more times before finally paying the TWO DOLLAR CHARGE. As they were leaving the little toddler in the back seat squeaked "thank you mister" and I went home that night and cried myself to sleep.

klondikethedestroyer , Marcel Sala Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I made a customer service rep break character. I was waiting for my cable modem to start up while on the line with them. My wife walked by with our 2yo, naked and ready for a bath. I walked over and commented to kiddo, "You've got broccoli on your balls". The rep laughed for at least five minutes. Good times!

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread One time a customer told me he was an idiot, so I responded that, “The customer is always right.”

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I work in an arcade that also has a restaurant and bar. We get a wide variety of s****y guests, but the majority of guests are great and just there to have fun.

Management is great and I don’t think any employee has ever gotten in trouble for not being perfectly polite to a rude guest. They firmly uphold the rule that if you’re rude to the staff, you leave.

We don’t have to keep up a character as management has realized that if we’re relaxed and enjoying work, it helps the guests have more fun. That said, my favourite is rich, entitled guests who think they can get anything they want, and don’t know how to handle being told “no.” Most often it’s them wanting to be able to pay cash for prizes. Our system isn’t even set up to redeem anything but tickets/points for prizes. The cash system is on a completely separate computer.

I’ve been there for 5 years, I know our rules, and what’s in my power. I love seeing them get more upset and rude as I just stand there, knowing I’m right and won’t be punished no matter how much they complain, and simply tell them they can either drop it and go have fun, leave right now, talk to my manager who will say the same thing, or wait for security and/or police. That’s the only paths forward, you’re not getting what you want, so just pick one. I’m getting paid and enjoying this whole process either way.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I worked in DTLA at a pseudo upscale restaurant. It was food and wine's big shindig so lots of "foodies" in town. This dude comes in for lunch with three escorts and he actually knows the owners and the somm. They drink copious amounts of wine from 1130 am until around 7pm. They eat very little. I have been at work for almost eleven hours when they finally finish up, and they only do this because the manager suggests it's time for them to leave. He wanted to split the wine and the food up on to different bills because he didn't want to tip me on the cost of the wine because I "didn't really do anything with the wine."
He was so lucky the somm stepped in and insisted he tip me appropriately. I was lucky too or I would have lost my job that night.

Hev-e_D , Naim Benjelloun Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Me: Delivery will be 90 minutes or less.

Customer: I've been waiting for one hour and driver is not here yet.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread A customer once told me that they hoped I died of COVID-19 because I refused to issue them a refund on a product they had damaged themselves.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread A customer was gifted an accessory she couldn't use without the main product, even though she was the one that had created the registry. When I said we couldn't just give her the main product free of charge, she told me to [end] myself. The fact that I didn't break character and still remained polite really p****d her off.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread 2 sets of people came in the restaurant I work at, at basically the same time. One was a lady by her self and the other an elderly couple the man had a prosthetic leg. I got the couple seated first. The lady lost her mind because of it she told me about how she worked in food service before and how she would never do that demanded to see my boss and then complained about me on three outlets. Some people suck.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Working retail in a greenhouse, a man comes up to me with his (approx) 6yo son. "Can you tell me where to find the chlamydia vines?"

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread Worked at Target when I graduated high school, I was stocking a shelf with my cart and this lady and her daughter wanted to get where I was standing, and the daughter who was nice says "lets just go down and around the aisle."

The mom cuts her off and goes "no, its their job to move for us."

I just walked away into the backroom otherwise I would have gotten fired.

rev092 , Mike Mozart Report

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I was in shipping receiving for three years at a wholesale glass decorating plant. Once (and only once) my boss put an irate client through wondering where her package was (I shipped it 3 days prior and she had the tracking number). So I gave her the "hmmm, where could the package be. Hmmm, I wonder, no no, could it be? No, that can't be right, hmm the package, now where could that be..." They let it go on comically long before screaming for my boss to be put back on the phone. My boss later thanked me because he hated dealing with this client so much it wasn't worth the trouble.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I work in a restaurant. The owner of said restaurants owns 2 other businesses, one being a pool store/pool construction business and the other one is a gun store/bait tackle store. Both stores and the restaurant I’ll join via hallways that we can but don’t often shut the door to.

The restaurant is a barbecue place and it’s western themed. We have real authentic guns all over the place we also allow concealed carry. I very recently had a lady initially refused to even step foot in the building, and then berate me through service about how the guns make her feel uncomfortable, and that she is not comfortable being in a place that condones concealed carry , as if I can do anything about that.

She then went on to ask me if the stuffed animals in the building are real. And strongly let me know how she felt about the establishment as if I was the owner and it got so bad to the point where I told her that at least the taxidermy animals were quiet.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread "Oh, you don't want to let me touch your display computers! I'm a hacker. I once hacked Tiger Direct for an 80% discount. And I changed FBI records to show that my dad is not dead, just deported."

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I had a customer ramble incoherently at me and then say: "you seem trustworthy, so I'm gonna tell you something: I have angel dust in my pocket!" I was pretty new and had no idea how to handle the situation lol

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I once worked in a call centre for transportation services. There was some guy that would call up a few times a week. Every time he did, there was always one of his friends or family members in the background relentlessly screaming out I AM ARNOLD in a heavy Schwarzenegger accent. Any time I spoke to him I always tried to remain professional and just ignore the background noise but sometimes I giggled haha.

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I was working a shelf when a guy came to ask me where the avocados were. Before I could answer he saw them, I gave a good ol' "happens to me all the time" and he goes, "It's okay, I'm dying soon anyways." Not sure if he was terminally ill, just getting old and making a joke on his age, depressed, getting MAiD, or why he said that. No smile, no chuckle. Just an older guy (mid 70s to early 80s?) with very little food in his buggy. I haven't seen him again, but maybe he was from out of town or something. I'm usually so chipper and friendly with customers, but I didn't know what to say

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33 Moments 'Karens' Were Nothing But Typical 'Karens', As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread I want a 360° latte.

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The lady that came into work and stuck to me like glue talking about how her ex husband tried to [end her life] with arsenic after he took out a million dollar life insurance policy on her and how she actually did die but she came back to life after God had told her it wasn't her time yet and dispite everything else she went into she never did say if he went to jail

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Thankfully it didn’t happen more than once, but once I had kids laughing at me and saying it was a prank call and then hanging up… Couldn’t cuss at them because 1) They hung up too fast and 2) I was subject to quality monitoring…

Messed me up on my next calls though I think the customers I spoke with couldn’t tell, I hope..

Little s***s.

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What do you think ?

Half of this list aren't Karens in any way, shape or form

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Richard Kimmell 1 year ago

And the other half is the "this isn't really how it happened, but I wish..." variety.

BookFanatic 1 year ago

My fav was when I overheard a new librarian, upon being called a b***h by a patron, looked him dead in the eye and said "I'd rather be a b***h than an a*****e."

4points

ConstantlyJon 1 year ago

storytime: one of my favorite freak outs was when I worked at a gas station. I was cashiering, and a customer paid for gas inside and then went outside to pump it. I was supposed to ask for her savings card but forgot, so she didn't get her $0.03 off per gallon that we offer when you scan your savings card with our business. She came in after getting gas FUMING that I hadn't scanned her card. Freaked out and held up my line and was screaming in my face. Finally just to get her to leave I offered to give her the money she would have saved had I scanned, which she agreed to. I then handed her a quarter and two pennies, as she pumped 9 gallons of gas and would have saved 27 cents. Her face when she realized what she was freaking out over was just *chef's kiss*.

Dekker451 1 year ago (edited)

To everyone who disbelieves any of these stories: y'all never worked retail and it shows.

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

Owning your own business is liberating. I worked for a mechanic for a while who was Karen-intolerant. One of the nicer things he'd say was, if asked if he had a payment plan, "Yeah, I've got a payment plan. One easy payment." The producers of the movie "The Place Beyond the Pines" rented his shop for a location, and he was such a typical motorcycle shop owner that they hired him to play himself. Still haven't seen it but I bet they made him tone it down

KieLeaHar 2 months ago

This was an extremely boring read.

Tobias Reaper 1 year ago

i work in a call centre and the thing that really gets me is when someone calls up and wants information on someones account and they are not on it i tell them that due to data protection laws we cant discuss it with them they get annoyed about it you occasionally get one who says im a lawyer and i work with data protection i feel like saying to them well then you know how this works

DRS 1 year ago

A lot of these need to go on the '...things that never actually happened' page.

Nicky 1 year ago

LET'S STOP USING THE WORD KAREN SINCE IT WAS COINED BY AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND TO DENIGRATE WOMEN

Dekker451 1 year ago

Did he shout a lot too?

33 Moments ‘Karens’ Were Nothing But Typical ‘Karens’, As Told By Retail Employees In This Viral Online Thread

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