Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling is not what i ordered! can i also speak with the manager?

I've seen this before and I love it every time! 5 stars

I mean...it makes sense.

"I told you, Karen"

Someone get her the Manager...this is outrageous! Lol

Happiness overloaded

this is my mom.. she actually tells the backstory of the backstory of the backstory of the actual story

Previously on ....

"So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."

I deal with this everyday, a five minute introduction that ends up being a four word question.

Got that a lot at my last job. Especially from old men who had nothing better to do than to tell me all about the history of the vehicle they wrecked that I just needed the physical details of.

Same goes for the information desk at the library.

This happens even on calls to the emergency services. The amount of times we've had calls at the Ambulance service where someone will give us the patient's whole past history and when we finally get to shut them up and ask what the current issue is they say they're not breathing or are unconscious!

ZZZZzzzzzzz

I had this happen. except the guy was giving the life story of the beans on his salad and how there weren't enough. I told him there is literally no way I could help him

That was me on Friday with a customer calling about another store and how they "mistreated her" without letting me get a word in edgewise. She had me on the phone for an HOUR.

So many of my customers do this. I usually catch up on my emails while I wait for them to take a breath lol

Or when a customer representative has no idea how to solve your problem!

Old people...

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Is that Obama with no eyelashes?

One of the reasons I hate people :(

the man at back already heard it i guess

This is why I'm good at customer service jobs too 😂 I had the joy of one customer calling and saying I overcharged her for ham, her and all her friends had done the equations and according to the price per kilo it should be lower. I apologised, asked her if she could read me the weight, price per kilo, and charge price. Types it into my calculator "hmm, I seem to be getting the charge price as correct on my calculator. Perhaps it is not working properly. Do you have your calculator with you still?" I heard her tapping, then a "hmph" and dial tone. I enjoyed every second.

Tragic!

This should be higher up. Patronizing clients are sometimes worse than Karens.

7 million? It's a small world 😉

Do you want me to work here?

Sooo good. Keep smiling, and enjoy the happy

Me, every single day at work

Surely there's some out the back?

Hey look! It's stupid Johnny again!

So they could vent, and supportively tell each other how legitimately annoyed they are... good idea.

Today on sh!t that didn't happen...

This was my sister when we both worked at Sears parts & service. "Hey Sis! Kenmore Dryer Timer K**b?" Her reply "Part number 68215ken. Second row from the front, third shelf up, in the middle."

"undertand" is killing me

Mood.

Terrence Howard?!

Really? Do you promise?!

And to have even more fun with your yelling

Some good manners would not go amiss.

Huge queue of customers, each one gets to you "f**k off" *customer leaves*, next ... Repeat

Who started this sh!t tho?

when you think you are done with the dishes but your sister brings in more

When the customer asks to speak with the manager because you pretended that you are not the manager to get rid of the annoying customer

That person is Patience Mc Calmly but don't push it cause it might trigger Anger Mc Murder

*no price tag* "Guess its free then?"

his rubber ducky I'm dead. .... lol

"Let's quit together"

And when you dont ask, you get: "Sorry I'm from menswear, I'll just get someone for you".

"I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realise, it's just the economy."

AMEN!!!!!!!!

What happened here?

"So do you want me to lie?"

It's will please you to learn that that is not the full saying. The full saying is "the customer is always right in matters of taste"