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Customer service is a vital part of any business. Keeping customers satisfied ensures that they keep coming back for more. Happy customers = more customers = more money. You get the picture. However, it’s impossible to please everyone.

If you’ve ever worked in customer services, you’ll know it’s harder than people think it is and some customers can be a real pain in the neck. So, to lift the mood and get through difficult times, it’s good to have a laugh about it instead.

Bored Panda has collected the best memes about working in customer service. Whether it’s the ridiculous requests of customers or their complete lack of common sense, there’s something relatable here for everyone. Vote for your favorites and then check out our previous post on it here too!

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling is not what i ordered! can i also speak with the manager?

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Working in customer services seems to be a job that everyone has listed on their resumé at one point. Whether it’s your first job, a way to earn money whilst studying, or even your career path, you’ve either done it or you know someone that has. 

Maybe it’s the accessibility of the work that brings people in. With the general requirements of being able to smile and talk to people, many companies consider it to be an entry-level position. However, this doesn’t make it any less important.

Customer satisfaction is at the heart of any business offering a service, and this is achieved through their workers.

In fact, research completed by Hubspot (the marketing platform provider) shows that 90% of customers are likely to spend more with a company that provides excellent service. Their results also show that 93% of people are more likely to come back because of the service provided, helping to feed the cycle of business. 

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Owners of businesses truly do rely on the positivity of their team members to build their business. They’re the vital human connection in the link between a brand and the consumer.

Customer service is arguably one of the most important parts of the business. The COVID-19 pandemic highlighted this especially.

Whilst trying to adapt to a difficult, new normal of lockdowns and restrictions, people relied on essential workers to provide their services just like before. And those working in the industry are some of the heroes that shone through most in these tough times.

From the chaos of the first lockdowns, retail workers, in particular, were expected to keep a level head despite the pressure. Whether it was battling anti-maskers or facing selfish hoarders, it was business as usual for them.

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Poonam Chetry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is my mom.. she actually tells the backstory of the backstory of the backstory of the actual story

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The amount of effort they put into their work and the situations they have to deal with, can be disproportionate to their paycheck at the end of the month. It can also be quite stressful and exhausting work too. 

And there’s a multitude of consequences that come from disgruntled and undervalued employees, and one of them is health repercussions. The World Health Organization has officially recognized burnout as an occupational phenomenon. It is defined by three distinct characteristics: feelings of energy depletion or exhaustion, feelings of cynicism related to one's job, and reduced professional efficacy.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I'm good at customer service jobs too 😂 I had the joy of one customer calling and saying I overcharged her for ham, her and all her friends had done the equations and according to the price per kilo it should be lower. I apologised, asked her if she could read me the weight, price per kilo, and charge price. Types it into my calculator "hmm, I seem to be getting the charge price as correct on my calculator. Perhaps it is not working properly. Do you have your calculator with you still?" I heard her tapping, then a "hmph" and dial tone. I enjoyed every second.

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Caro Caro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be higher up. Patronizing clients are sometimes worse than Karens.

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The effects of burnout are endless but let’s take an example for good measure. A survey was completed by Deloitte on it specifically. From one thousand respondents, 83% of them said that burnout from work impacted their personal relationships negatively.

Quite a huge number of people are feeling stressed out from their work. It’s easy to say, “it’s just work”, but it’s harder to shake off those feelings after you clock out for the day. So, How can we prevent these work emotions from spilling over into our personal life? 

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According to Dr. Juli Fraga, a psychologist and writer, there are a number of ways we can manage our feelings about work. She notes that our physical health has an enormous effect on our mental health. Here are her top tips:

Exercise: “Not only is exercise good for our physical health, but it can also give us an emotional boost. Stretched for time? You don’t need to spend hours at the gym to reap these benefits. Mini-workouts and short walks are convenient ways to make exercise a daily habit.”

Eat a balanced diet: “Eating a healthy diet filled with omega-3 fatty acids can be a natural antidepressant. Adding foods rich in omega-3s like flaxseed oil, walnuts, and fish may help give your mood a boost.”

Practice good sleep habits: “Our bodies need time to rest and reset, which is why healthy sleep habits are essential for our well-being. Avoiding caffeine before bedtime, establishing a relaxing bedtime ritual, and banning smartphones from the bedroom can help promote sound sleep hygiene.”

Ask for help: “During stressful times, it’s important to reach out for help. If asking for assistance feels difficult, consider developing a self-care ‘check-in’ with close friends and family members so that you can take care of each other during trying times.”

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denzoren
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the "secret stock" that you all keep for "certain" people? Huh? None of that either?

Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take me to this magic land at the back where staff grows for customers like me

Caro Caro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No you twit, it's because we like you harassing us with stupid questions.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I remember a very similar post from a guy who said something to the effect of "customer asks if there's any in the back. me hanging out in the breakroom for 5 minutes and then telling the customer there's none in the back even though there was" thinking he was hilarious. Myself and almost every other adult in the world worked retail at some point. Some still do. We all know that at least 50% of the time there actually are more in the back.

Memere
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That really doesn't happen too much any more - a lot of food stores are ordering just what they can sell for a week or two, based on past sales records. Clothing stores order seasonally, so yeah, they run out of the product. And the wholesale warehouses are the same - shipments of product come in to the wholesale distributor & the product goes back out the door the next day to the stores. This way the distributor & the stores don't have to pay taxes on inventory (aka 'assets'). This started back in the mid 90's, I saw it start when I was working for a food broker!

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Serial pacifist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, you must have secret compartments with a doomsday stash of twinkies?

backatya
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually some places like Walmart workers are too lazy to get them from the shipment they got in

pamela nichols
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have had people ask me if they could check the back room because I obviously can't see.

katboxjanitor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

February 2020 forward, and another round seems to be starting this month.

Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Employee : it is for exposition only. They are sold out, but if we sell you this one, customers will think they are sold out. Which would be correct. But still. F**k you.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they could vent, and supportively tell each other how legitimately annoyed they are... good idea.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was my sister when we both worked at Sears parts & service. "Hey Sis! Kenmore Dryer Timer K**b?" Her reply "Part number 68215ken. Second row from the front, third shelf up, in the middle."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huge queue of customers, each one gets to you "f**k off" *customer leaves*, next ... Repeat

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Poonam Chetry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you think you are done with the dishes but your sister brings in more

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the customer asks to speak with the manager because you pretended that you are not the manager to get rid of the annoying customer

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That person is Patience Mc Calmly but don't push it cause it might trigger Anger Mc Murder

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Sean Forrester
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you dont ask, you get: "Sorry I'm from menswear, I'll just get someone for you".

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realise, it's just the economy."

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Floofy Samoyed
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's will please you to learn that that is not the full saying. The full saying is "the customer is always right in matters of taste"

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notdrem
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the face you make when you have any social interaction with a Karen

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Airgasm" Definition: The pleasurable breath of fresh air, one gets when leaving a stuffy office after a long shift. Or removing their face mask after arriving home.

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Omayya Vohra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right?! If you want someone to help, be nice. It can't be that hard.

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Kari Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know it doesn’t work in every situation, but I usually try to tell people, "I need to finish xyz, then I‘ll be right with you." Lets people know you saw them and will tend to them and gives them a time frame.

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Kay blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked in retail we were made to cut our breaks short if the store got busy.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we make an ad with all the ppl who have breathing disorders, wearing their masks and saying hey dipshit I can barely process oxygen in my alveoli, and I wear a mask! (I know it's pointless, if they could understand that then they wouldn't be antimaskers. It's not really about they can't breathe, it's about their " right" to infect others and kill them)

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Kari Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there are socially awkward/anxious people here: Don’t be afraid if you hear this question. Many people actually mean it, especially if you‘re nice to them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You obviously do not know that I'm a good friend of your CEO and I will tell her about you.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your answer is not what they want to hear. "Don't tell me I can't buy meat in a hair salon!!!"

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Jess Thompson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignore them back 👅 I don’t know why these posts are making me so bitter, takes me back too much

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You only have to pretend for the customers, your fellow employees know the truth.

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