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It might be nowhere near Halloween, but we’ve got a spooky post for you. It’s creepy! It’s terrifying! And the best part is, you can scroll through it from the safety of your home.

Wyatt Duncan went viral on Twitter after he posted a long list of the hundreds of life-sized wax figures that the Hollywood Wax Museum sold via an online auction over a decade ago. Creepy? Check! Cursed? Double-check! Have a look at the photos of the figures below, upvote the spookiest ones, and tell us in the comments which ones you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. Just remember to wash your hands with some holy water afterward.

Feeling too comfy with your cup of cocoa while watching the snow calmly drift down from the fluffy clouds? No worries, we’ve got you covered! When you’re done with this post, have a look through our article about this wax museum that just might be the worst in the world right over here.

Wyatt told Bored Panda that it all started with him finding a picture of the Seinfeld wax figures. He tracked down where they came from and the rest was history. "I was pretty surprised to see that the bad Seinfeld models weren’t a fluke and that most of the figures were terrible. Decided to save all of my favorites and thought a Twitter thread would be the funniest way to share them." Check out our full interview with Wyatt below.

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Home Alone: Kevin Mccallister

Home Alone: Kevin Mccallister

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

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Batman

Batman

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Wyatt opened up about how all that he wanted to do was to make his audience on Twitter laugh and he never thought that his thread would become so popular. "But I’ve had a few viral tweets and you really never know what will take off. Glad people are enjoying the nightmares though!"

"The Julia Louis Dreyfus is very egregious because Elaine was one of the prettiest TV characters ever and you completely botch everything about her and make it hideous. But by far the worst one, in my opinion, is Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. Because it would be impossible to tell who he is just by appearance alone. He looks like a crotchety old man and resembles Leonardo’s old age makeup from J. Edgar," Wyatt shared with us what he thinks are the very worst offenders in the wax figure collection.

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"Wax figures are inherently creepy, but a good one will give you the uncanny valley feeling where you’re not exactly sure if it’s real or not. These don’t even have that, they look like the old Disneyland animatronics from when Walt Disney was still alive! And people were paying to see these garbage wax figures well into the mid-2000s," he said.

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Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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Back To The Future: Dr. Emmett Brown

Back To The Future: Dr. Emmett Brown

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Elton John

Elton John

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We were also interested to find out more about Wyatt as a person. He told Bored Panda that he's a production assistant on movies and TV shows. "And when I’m not working on set, I do video editing in my spare time. I’ve currently got a YouTube series called Garf Gab where I go through each episode of Garfield and Friends and riff on them. Other than that, I just post dumb tweets like the wax figure thread for everybody’s amusement!"

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From characters from the hit TV show Seinfeld to a life-sized version of Tom Cruise, these are all figures with which you could scare the jinkies out of anyone if you ever put them up in your window (or left them out on your front lawn at night). Wyatt’s thread got over 25.8k likes on Twitter and fascinated people as the post spread across the net.

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Olive Oyl

Olive Oyl

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Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega

Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega

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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

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I’ll be completely honest—I’m not a fan of wax figures and I personally don’t think that it’s possible to consistently create good-looking representations of anyone that isn’t a cartoon character.

In my opinion, it’s not even a question of skill (the amount of work done is huge, but it’s rare for the figures to come out great like some figures at Madame Tussauds’): the medium just isn’t right and more often than not, the end results end up slap-bang in the middle of the Uncanny Valley.

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There’s just something about the figures’ smiles and their eyes that gives me goosebumps. In other words, wax figures scare me like clowns do some other people. It could be just me, but I always suspect the figures are moving when I’m not looking at them. And before you know it… Tom Cruise has snuck up on you!

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Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman

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Titanic: Jack Dawson

Titanic: Jack Dawson

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Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

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Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg

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Popeye

Popeye

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Superman / Clark Kent

Superman / Clark Kent

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Brett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s a bird.. it’s a plane... it’s constipated Superman!!

Vic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The things he's seen! Specially with his x-ray vision.. :-D

Phoenix
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you realize you peed your pants on the way to the bathroom, or you farted mid conversation

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like Superman is seriously regretting his choice to eat one too many bean burritos.

Andrew Gibb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood why he wears his underpants on the outside like a child who can't get dressed properly

Midge biscuit
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Superman in his older years after having massive amounts of plastic surgery.

Casey B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your cape was attached to your collarbone instead of your costume you might be a little grumpy too

Johanne Trudeau
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope!! In this selection the cartoon characters were pretty close to what we saw but Superman missed the mark by a country mile!!!

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Seinfeld: George Costanza

Seinfeld: George Costanza

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Titanic: Jack Dawson

Titanic: Jack Dawson

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Home Alone: Harry

Home Alone: Harry

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Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe

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Hook: Peter Pan

Hook: Peter Pan

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Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump

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Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts

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Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

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Men In Black: Agent J

Men In Black: Agent J

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The Matrix: Morpheus

The Matrix: Morpheus

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Home Alone: Marv

Home Alone: Marv

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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

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Back To The Future: Marty Mcfly

Back To The Future: Marty Mcfly

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Pulp Fiction: Mia Wallace

Pulp Fiction: Mia Wallace

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Seinfeld: Elaine Benes

Seinfeld: Elaine Benes

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Joker

Joker

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Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen

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Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer

Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer

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Jay Leno

Jay Leno

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Darth Maul

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Darth Maul

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Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

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The Beatles: George Harrison

The Beatles: George Harrison

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The Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy

The Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy

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Hook: Captain Hook

Hook: Captain Hook

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Road House: Dalton

Road House: Dalton

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Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

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Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan

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On Golden Pond: Norman Thayer Jr.

On Golden Pond: Norman Thayer Jr.

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George H. W. Bush

George H. W. Bush

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker

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John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

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Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon

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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

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Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby

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The Wizard Of Oz: Miss Gulch, The Wicked Witch Of The West

The Wizard Of Oz: Miss Gulch, The Wicked Witch Of The West

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The Three Stooges: Larry

The Three Stooges: Larry

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The Three Stooges: Moe

The Three Stooges: Moe

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Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Sabé

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Sabé

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The Wizard Of Oz: Nikko

The Wizard Of Oz: Nikko

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The Beatles: Paul Mccartney

The Beatles: Paul Mccartney

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The Beatles: Ringo Starr

The Beatles: Ringo Starr

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Braveheart: William Wallace

Braveheart: William Wallace

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Men In Black: Agent K

Men In Black: Agent K

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The Three Stooges: Curly

The Three Stooges: Curly

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Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

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Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

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Fonzie

Fonzie

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The Beatles: John Lennon

The Beatles: John Lennon

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All In The Family: Archie Bunker

All In The Family: Archie Bunker

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All In The Family: Edith Bunker

All In The Family: Edith Bunker

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On Golden Pond: Ethel Thayer

On Golden Pond: Ethel Thayer

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