I'd feel bad for the lizards, but not particularly bothered about the lizardrice. I've probably eaten worse.

Disgusting...and dangerous

This is the "safest" cursed food so far

I literally thought this was an add lol

Well, the rat looks alive, so you can't say it's not fresh!

Can what happen in Mississippi stay in Mississippi (Please) ?

I call BS. I have never seen a Full English look like that. No eggs, bacon, mushrooms, tomato or black pudding. It would never have a baguette, would be toast or fried bread.

Soy sauce pops.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coal. You made coal.

Don't get me started on nipple butter (hint: it is not a condiment).

I've never seen the trunk of the spaghetti tree without its bark on....

But- but- our measurements

is that the queen

Not very healthy I might say

I see no problem here.

Meatloat.

Popular at Crocker Barrel, probably

cooking on prnhub? i don't think so. ugh reminds of that one post where that guy said that he wanted to take the eggs out of a women and then cook them in a omelette. *pukes*

Crèmation Gastronomique

Was it fried or baked?

Here we go again with big brands trying to make more money than they already have 🙄 I only paid $1.99 for my Kroger Microplastic and it tasted just the same as the $5.99 McCormick Microplastic!

Extra protein edition

🤢🤢

I'm actually more interested how you got mushrooms to grow there.

It's terrifying to me that the difference between enjoying some tasty wild mushrooms and being dead is a little thing called "accurate assessment". You screw THAT up, and it's all swimmy vision,headaches, and projectile vomit from there on out.

The nutritious shroom nurished by the discarded nutrients of the bowels

Shiitake?

Recycling at the extreme

Potty portobello mushrooms.....will probably give me nightmares.

Who's toilet is gross enough to have plants growing off it🤮🤮

Oh hell no

I usually don't comment on 'fake or really, but those look like blue or grey Oyster mushrooms - while safe to eat, they wouldn't grow on any toilet material - they grow on cellulose - wood chips, sawdust, straw, etc. The only way they 'could' be growing there is from the wooden underlay that's under the linoleum (plywood), in which case I'd be more nervous about the glue in the plywood that it could have absorbed than fecal material (white button mushrooms grow on manure, and nobody thinks twice - it's no longer feces by the time it's turned into anything edible )

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oh. You. just. gonna eat that now. ok. um. I'm just. I'm gonna leave now. uh. bye.

"Mmmm, I detect some floral details, parsley and garlic too, and some hint of a smokey/salty/cheesy taste I cannot discern..."

dangerous-- give it to Mikey....

This one is the safest on the list I reckon? Since this is how mushroom grows in the nature

My stomach's bubbling.

That's a hell of a trip

EW

This image is cursed!

yuck

Oh h*** no!

How? Don´t you need some spores for mushrooms to grow? Did they blow in from outside?

Natural selection

WHY

I want to die from looking at this

is this edible? bc im rlly confused