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Cursed_murdering Cat

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344points

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Gwen 4 years ago

The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

103points

#3

Cursed_ciggarette

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342points

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Jaded Queen 4 years ago

I have to say that might just work

141points

“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

#4

Cursed_doll

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332points

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pei meow 4 years ago

😐

97points

#5

Cursed Kiss

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331points

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Sabed Hussain 4 years ago

unless you are in a public transport...

56points

#6

Cursed Few Seconds

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309points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Thank Science, not gods

115points

Popcorn Colonel 4 years ago

Agreed. It's not God who is working in a hospital day and night saving lives, or toiling in a lab attempting to produce a vaccine.

19points

Deziree Mccullough 3 years ago

f**k off let people belive what they want

9points

Loren 4 years ago

Thank God for saving those people that DID make it out

9points

Colin L 4 years ago

Thanks god, for all the diseases, cancer, earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, aneurysms... and thank scientists for medicines, sturdier shelters and...

3points

Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

Thank scientists for killing 1.6 (now 5) million people? (He's not wrong.)

2points

Madison O'Brien 1 year ago

no thank god because science would not be a thing without god and i hope you get covid

0points

dieter 2 years ago

YES

0points

Debbie Burton 3 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

0points

ASHRFOX 3 years ago

too right!

0points

•A L I Y A H• 3 years ago

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Not for all, only for some of them

7points

Damsel in the Dark 4 years ago

So True!!!!

1point

Sara 4 years ago

I think some people are missing the actual dark humor of this one.

5points

Zophra 4 years ago

I agree.

1point

Noel Benavente 4 years ago

How arrogant from christians to think that way, how stupid is that (facepalm)

3points

All Lives Matter 4 years ago

Sorry, I don't believe in God. I believe in the Lord and Lady but I'll thank 'em anyways.

2points

Kevin Hickey 4 years ago

If you're going to thank god for the touchdowns then you have to blame him for the fumbles.

2points

That Guy 4 years ago

only 1.1M

2points

Lu 4 years ago

More importantly is to be grateful to be alive, and to live well (positively)

2points

Foster Miles 1 year ago

bro knows whats up

1point

Its Me 2 years ago

Yeah I appreciate mass murder

1point

Saara . 4 years ago

Lol @atheists. Always triggered.

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

People of Bored Panda, I’m going to ask you to do something for me. Read this entirely with an open minded attitude. Please. If they’re that triggered, they’re antitheists, not atheists. An atheist perspective, I would think, is “I’m not religious, but it’s cool if you are.” An antitheist perspective would be, “I’m not religious, and anyone who is is an utter moron. I despise religion, and I will attack it however I can.” For antitheists, I completely understand that perspective. There’s a lot wrong with a lot of religions, including Christianity. My perspective is that I live the best life I can, live and let live, and my faith gives me the strength to get through difficult times and gives me hope. I don’t press it on anyone, I’ll answer questions on it if I’m asked or volunteer my opinion of others are volunteering theirs. An opinion is just that, an opinion. But for some people, and understandably, the word Christian is an automatic turn off. I’d just ask everyone to be open minded

6points

David K 4 years ago

This post must be from some religious FB group. Their God has nothing to do with this disease. It´s the science and the dedication of medical stuff all around the world that only 1,6m people has died from COVID so far.

1point

Potterhead 1 year ago

Does anybody know why people blur peoples usernames? Like, they have them there so if they commented people know who it is anyway.

0points

Captain Of The Ships 2 years ago

God was the one who created the virus to wipe us out like Noah’s ark. Humans: 1 God: 7.8 billion

0points

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 3 years ago

surgery: goes right patient: THANK GOD!! surgery:goes wrong patient's relatives if patient is dead: F**K YOU YOU WILL REGRET IT FORVEVER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

0points

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 3 years ago

What if I'm NOT alive?

0points

James Hardin 3 years ago

00f

0points

itz kimora 4 years ago

Well... um...

0points

Eugene Carman 4 years ago

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0points

Sanguinius 4 years ago

lol

0points

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

well, that's one thing to say o.o

0points

Jjjane20 4 years ago

Rebel

0points

The Harry Potter person 4 years ago

That’s escalated quickly

0points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

There is no god. If there was, there would be no COVID-19.

0points

Lyra Fortune 4 years ago

And no eye oarasites slowky eating away at children, no homophobia, attacks, unrelentinting famine; children dying in mothers arms, villiages raided and ransacked... and yet, religion persists

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

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SHSL Hope Bagel 4 years ago

what the f-

-2points

Michał Jastrzębski 4 years ago

so called "god" has nothing to do with it

-3points

Peter Weir 4 years ago

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While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

#7

Cursed_masturbation

Final score:

309points

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Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago

Hero

144points

#8

Cursed Roomba

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307points

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Cassandra Carrillo 4 years ago

Tuna. Use a can opener. Lol

105points

#9

Cursed_group Project

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302points

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MissyTheUniverse 4 years ago

Research projects. How weird is too weird.

115points

#10

Cursed_shat

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299points

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ML 4 years ago

Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

177points

#11

Cursed Tesla

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291points

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Jaded Queen 4 years ago

Omg! I love the comment

118points

#12

Cursed Birthday

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277points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

194points

#13

Cursed Hospital

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272points

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wandile dludlu 4 years ago

MURICA

138points

#14

Cursed_god

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270points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

When you look closely

87points

#15

Cursed_achievement

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259points

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Leo Fragoso 4 years ago

Dude...we need to talk

187points

#16

Cursed_zeus

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255points

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Dalton Dickerhoof 4 years ago

Simba, I am your father!!!!

67points

#17

Cursed_celebs

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251points

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Kaspar Kristiansen 4 years ago

Sorry, I was just waxing off....

132points

#18

Cursed_depression

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240points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Logic...

68points

#19

Cursed NYC

Final score:

239points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

On point.

81points

#20

Cursed_santa

Final score:

239points

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Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago

Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

58points

#21

Cursed_interview

Final score:

233points

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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

68points

#22

Cursed Truth

Final score:

232points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

So true

65points

#23

Cursed_toilethabits

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231points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

😅😅😅 That's too funny.

70points

#24

Cursed_trick Or Treat

Final score:

229points

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JuJu 4 years ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Alabama-Man!

246points

#25

Cursed_brothers

Final score:

229points

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Stimpy 4 years ago

The commenter is right...

190points

#26

Cursed_towers

Final score:

228points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

75points

#27

Cursed_router

Final score:

206points

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Johnny 4 years ago

When I'm old and decrepit and near death in a hospital bed, you promise to unplug my life support? I'll marry you!

46points

#28

Cursed Discovery

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202points

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Ace 4 years ago

in seriousness, thats f****d up as hell

240points

#29

Cursed_fairytale

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201points

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Malakai 4 years ago

This escalated quickly 😬

106points

#30

Cursed Suicide

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196points

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Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Or the cancellation department

79points

#31

Cursed_parents

Final score:

195points

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Marie-Pierre Adam 4 years ago (edited)

No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

165points

#32

Cursed_uranium

Final score:

191points

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Sian Edwards 4 years ago

The US pulled that sh*t on it's own children.

84points

#33

Cursed_caption

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185points

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NMN 4 years ago

"It's a bit cold, but it feels good"

31points

#34

Cursed_dog

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178points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Nooooo!

88points

#35

Cursed_penis

Final score:

175points

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Malakai 4 years ago

That accounts for length, but what about girth?

152points

#36

Cursed Fruit

Final score:

174points

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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

120points

#37

Cursed_repo

Final score:

171points

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Duncan Ash 4 years ago (edited)

"kids, Grandma's here!"

137points

#38

Cursed_toy_story

Final score:

170points

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Sent From The Slytherin House 4 years ago

Now, I have 'You had a friend in me' stuck in my head and I am now starting to sing it. Help me.

58points

#39

Cursed Virus

Final score:

167points

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pei meow 4 years ago

Creepy!

92points

#40

Cursed_boredom

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167points

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BorPand8 4 years ago

It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

56points

#41

Cursed Pizzahut

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160points

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Ava-cado 4 years ago

I love it when big brands respond to things.

131points

#42

Cursed_nerds

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154points

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Malakai 4 years ago

I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

127points

#43

Cursed Gangster

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151points

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Jaded Queen 4 years ago

Omg. I laughed so hard

69points

#44

Cursed_notice

Final score:

139points

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Dynein 4 years ago

They should certainly not be your only focus...

58points

#45

Cursed_pooh

Final score:

138points

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Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

To be fair, it was a toy pop gun.

26points

#46

Cursed_caesar

Final score:

138points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

Stupid sexy Julius...

90points

#47

Cursed_funfact

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136points

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Charlie Kelly 4 years ago

This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

109points