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When’s the last time you read something that left you speechless? Not figuratively but literally. The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is home to comments that require a dark sense of humor to enjoy and strike you like a bolt out of the blue with the force of a rhino ramming a truck into your brain.

Get yourself a flask of holy water and scroll on down for some truly cursed comments that will make you ask yourselves, what the flipping heck you just read, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave comments and let us know which ones got a chuckle out of you.

The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit has a huge following: their community is made up of nearly 2.2 million ‘cursed individuals’ and has been going strong since April of 2018. However, the community isn’t just about edginess, cringiness, and shock—the mods want you to smile, too.

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Gwen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

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“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

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While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

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ML
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

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Ben Steinberg
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, this is a real conundrum because most people let babies crawl across the road by themselves...however the drift comment is spot on.

cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roads very narrow. You could just aim for the middle and still get them both without drifting. Babies head and Grannies leg. Why put the extra effort in?

Shull GaRett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now i remembered this game called Carmageddon... side slide would give a bonus "for artistic impression" ;)

Octavia Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you head for the baby, you can take out the old lady by opening the car door . . . works for bicycles, too!

Amélie Hunter-Ward
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you spin you can also hit a tree, effectively killing the driver too.

Amélie Hunter-Ward
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, they're on the zebra crossing so it should be able to stop. But if you drift/spin you can take out both and also hit a tree, effectively taking out the driver to.

Drake Hansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Drifts car and takes out both people) "Good work, 47. Both targets are dead."

Rainbow Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the baby alone crawling on the road? And if the grandma is the baby’s grandma, why isn’t she holding the baby? 😨

clive apps
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the self drive had proper avoidance routines it would take the sidewalk behind the child and avoid hitting either.

Wolf Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I go the side walk there should be pedestrians. Last time I went off road, I got a thirty kill streak!

Agent 8433599
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First off, who's baby is that? Kill them for letting their baby be in the road. Problem solved ✓

Kathryn Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless they’re solid statues and you’re not wearing your seat belt.

Wolf Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if you go to the sidewalks there should be pedestrians. Thirty kill streak last time.

SDLT010
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The baby, it should have known what was coming when it crossed the road by itself.

Bernadette Circle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here’s the article incase you wanted to read it: https://www.technologyreview.com/2018/10/24/139313/a-global-ethics-study-aims-to-help-ai-solve-the-self-driving-trolley-problem/amp/

Julien Ashby-Steele
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

id kill any bystanders, also btw what is a f*****g baby doing on the ROAD

Alejandra Lima
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmhh, well, the baby will leave less damage on your car, and it will be the parents' fault for not taking care of their baby properly.

Octavia Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you head for the baby, you can take out the old lady by swinging open the car door . . . works for bicycles, too!

Tacocat
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First off, no. Second off, who can afford a self driving car and whatever they'll be sued for hitting someone. Third, who on earth lets a baby cross the road on its own? Grandma's a bad baby sitter.

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wandile dludlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

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Eglė Bukauskaitė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

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cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

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chi-wei shen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

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Johnny
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I'm old and decrepit and near death in a hospital bed, you promise to unplug my life support? I'll marry you!

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Marie-Pierre Adam
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

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cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

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BorPand8
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

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Malakai
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

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Charlie Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

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Neon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You should repent to your sins. They will destroy you. You are nothing in front of them. They will kill you. you will regret. "

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And always remember to bring your buff to give you extra breaths👍

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