50 Times People Spotted Such &#8216;Cursed&#8217; Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group

R3belB4nny 4 years ago

X3

2points

Dave Hunt 5 years ago

Unbelievably I once had a student named Marina Barnacle - parents sure have a lot to answer for!

7points

IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago

In Letterkeny county Donegal Ireland where I used to live there was a jeweller called Lance Ball. I always felt sorry for him. It must have been so bad going through life with a name that sounds like a vasectomy procedure.

7points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

berries is the most random word. lol.

5points

SuavePotato 5 years ago

I have a boy in my math class who's last name is 'berry' soooooooo

1point

Queen of hearts 5 years ago

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2points

Sarcasm101 5 years ago

The snl skit of Holden todiks

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

Nothing to see here move along folks

1point

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

LMAO!

1point

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

oop-

1point

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

it could still be worse ;-;

0points

#2

Cursed_murdering Cat

Final score:

344points

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Gwen 5 years ago

The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

103points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

Cat: And that’s only “scratching the surface” of the hurtin’ I can put on you.

6points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Good point, must say

4points

R3belB4nny 4 years ago

It was all fun and games until you scrolled down all the way...

3points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

i mean... they’re not wrong...

2points

Janine B. 5 years ago

No regrets it seems.

2points

Katherine Heasley 5 years ago

Nope. Look at that face. That is a face that has no regrets.

2points

The weird one! 4 years ago

its face is saying dont ever forgot to feed me again

1point

PristineMisty 4 years ago

"I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident!"

1point

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

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CatWoman312 5 years ago

I have literally the same scar. Have had to explain many times, “no I didn’t attempt suicide, my cat scratched me.”

1point

#3

Cursed_ciggarette

Final score:

342points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

I have to say that might just work

141points

Katinka Min 5 years ago

No, it doesn't. a cigarette butt poisons up to 200 liters of water. So maybe there are some trees strong enoguh to withstand all the toxic ingredients but the earth around it - and with it everything else, will still suffer. I have no idea why smokers consider the whole world to be nothing but an ashtray but it is a choice to throw personal trash around everywhere.

6points

The Harry Potter person 5 years ago

That was- DARK

6points

Sanguinius 5 years ago

i went to post my comment and a link came out of no where for cigars..... thats telling.

4points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Now with these we can f**k up our own bodies and help the environment, and with the biodegradable bullets we can f**k up someone elses and still help the environment!

3points

ravn 5 years ago

The Church of Euthanasia is at it again...

3points

Pansexual (In theory) 5 years ago

I actually kinda like this comment

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Made with marijuana

1point

Eugene Carman 5 years ago

No go bury yourself.

1point

Sanguinius 5 years ago

lol

1point

Gerrit 5 years ago

What harms the environment much more are the things that accumulate in the cigarette filter when smoking, not the cigarette filter itself.

1point

“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

#4

Cursed_doll

Final score:

332points

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pei meow 5 years ago

😐

97points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

*silently removes childhood doll from it’s place and shoves into the back of a closet*

26points

Derek Clark 5 years ago

My sister had one of those dolls that cried and said a few things when you pressed a button. Unfortunately it ran on invisible batteries (you couldn't get to them) which at some point were running out and the doll talked in slow motion. So instead of happy laughter, it was sounding like a demon. One day she had put it in a box with something heavy on it probably? We shared a room and I was in bed when the doll's demon voice came from the closet. "Mooooohmmmy..." I threw it out the window.

21points

54 4 years ago

A few years ago, my sister had a furby. It was dormant for months then suddenly awakened in the middle of the night. The next day we smashed it with a hammer. It kept making noises.

4points

Colin L 5 years ago

(*from the closet*) i can hear you...

8points

A Jones 5 years ago

Yes, yes they can. Your secrets were never safe.

6points

Aurelia LaFollett 5 years ago

it's not the pigeons that are government spies.........

5points

Debbie Palmer 5 years ago

LOL, REALLY. A DEAF doll.

5points

ning ding 5 years ago

welp... time to go burn my american girl doll......

3points

Doob 4 years ago

Screenshot...26765e.png

2points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Elf on the Shelf ain't got nothing on American Girl dolls

2points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

I laughed too much at this one

2points

#5

Cursed Kiss

Final score:

331points

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Sabed Hussain 5 years ago

unless you are in a public transport...

56points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

an you fell asleep at home

8points

toromaru Gamer 3 years ago

unless your in a summer camp

4points

TamsinElizebethMcCall 1 year ago

unless the only people around you are strangers and 30yrs older then you

0points

yoo 3 years ago

unless you fell asleep at school

0points

Louchebert 5 years ago

Something something... Bill Cosby… something something...

6points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

unless you've just been pronounced dead

5points

Tom Kenno 5 years ago

or in prison

5points

Mere Cat 5 years ago

I have a toddler that sleeps very, very poorly. Don't EVER wake me up without a darn good reason!

4points

Pansexual (In theory) 5 years ago

Unless it's a dementor and you're sleeping because the madness of Azkaban is finally consuming you

4points

Pasion Jones 5 years ago

lmao

3points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

Unless your in prison

2points

EYSBH 3 years ago

Unless you´re six feet under.

2points

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

Awww :(

2points

#6

Cursed Few Seconds

Final score:

309points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Thank Science, not gods

115points

Popcorn Colonel 5 years ago

Agreed. It's not God who is working in a hospital day and night saving lives, or toiling in a lab attempting to produce a vaccine.

19points

Deziree Mccullough 4 years ago

f**k off let people belive what they want

9points

Loren 5 years ago

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Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Thank both! Thank god for giving us the strength to keep going and science for healing and fighting for out lives.

6points

Colin L 5 years ago

Thanks god, for all the diseases, cancer, earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, aneurysms... and thank scientists for medicines, sturdier shelters and...

3points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

Thank scientists for killing 1.6 (now 5) million people? (He's not wrong.)

2points

Madison O'Brien 2 years ago

no thank god because science would not be a thing without god and i hope you get covid

0points

dieter 3 years ago

YES

0points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

0points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

too right!

0points

•A L I Y A H• 4 years ago

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Sarcasm101 5 years ago (edited)

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Not for all, only for some of them

7points

Damsel in the Dark 5 years ago

So True!!!!

1point

Sara 5 years ago

I think some people are missing the actual dark humor of this one.

5points

Zophra 5 years ago

I agree.

1point

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

How arrogant from christians to think that way, how stupid is that (facepalm)

3points

All Lives Matter 5 years ago

Sorry, I don't believe in God. I believe in the Lord and Lady but I'll thank 'em anyways.

2points

Kevin Hickey 5 years ago

If you're going to thank god for the touchdowns then you have to blame him for the fumbles.

2points

That Guy 5 years ago

only 1.1M

2points

Lu 5 years ago

More importantly is to be grateful to be alive, and to live well (positively)

2points

Foster Miles 2 years ago

bro knows whats up

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Yeah I appreciate mass murder

1point

While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

#7

Cursed_masturbation

Final score:

309points

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Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

Hero

144points

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Took one for the team.

31points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes

29points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Some wear kleenex

16points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Not all Heroes wear capes. Or pants.

15points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

i just choked on my tea

15points

David K 5 years ago

Give that man a cookie!

12points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Oh god so savage 😂

11points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

I can't even ...

11points

Lu 5 years ago

Those hats are on too tight boys.

6points

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

That actually made me laugh out loud

5points

#8

Cursed Roomba

Final score:

307points

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Cassandra Carrillo 5 years ago

Tuna. Use a can opener. Lol

105points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Chicken of the Sea!!

6points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

It explodes with flavor!

4points

neighbor.no13 5 years ago

Family pack size 😆

1point

Giorno Giovanna 5 years ago

Those idiots it's clearly canned tuna

0points

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

More like Trump opener ;)

-3points

Peter Weir 5 years ago

land mine...have to put my foot down on this as i have disarmed my share in Bosnia and Afghanistan...trust me if your see one this close up....its the last pic you will be taking

12points

Joseph Kuhlman 4 years ago

The joke is that it needs to be only wrong answers. I’m sure everyone knows what this is. It’s just a joke

5points

Display Name 4 years ago

That's what they mean by "clean".

2points

BRENDEN MURPHY 4 years ago

Maybe you shouldn't do that.

1point

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Can’t say I advise you put your foot down on the landmine.

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Girl Scout dish and pot set that goes on your belt. Pot is only legal in certain states.

12points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

That little guy can clean up to a quarter mile with all the shrapnel

9points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

It's a killer frisbee dude! Pull the pin and give it a spin to see the awesome colours man!

9points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Hmm, not sure...I think it will leave a mess

8points

Kurczak Kurczakowy 5 years ago (edited)

Pizza container. It can also warm it up... quickly.

7points

B 5 years ago

Funny until you've seen one in action.

5points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Technically they aren't wrong.

4points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Today, the imbecileTrump pulled the US out of the WHO... "The Mine Ban Treaty is one of the world's most widely accepted treaties: over 80% of the world's countries are States Parties to the treaty. There are currently 164 States Parties. Only 32 states remain outside the treaty, but most of them do not actually use or produce antipersonnel mines." The International Campaign to Ban Landmines. http://www.icbl.org/

4points

Paul Sheehan 5 years ago

Hint Trump has nukes

0points

#9

Cursed_group Project

Final score:

302points

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MissyTheUniverse 5 years ago

Research projects. How weird is too weird.

115points

I'm lay sheep in China 5 years ago

Ask a Florida man

10points

Maya Jones 5 years ago

I'm dying of laughter at the fact that she casts on her wrists, lol.

22points

Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago

Well.. it was a team project, the other members don't survive, the suvivor must do the presentation.

10points

Tacocat 5 years ago

Uh... Did anyone else notice how she has both arms in casts???

6points

David K 5 years ago

That´s some remarkable dedication!

5points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Goddamn this got me

4points

bastillee 5 years ago

RIP to the rest of the team

3points

Iris_the_kilr 5 years ago

the worst part is the has 2 casts on her arms

2points

Ariana Grande<33 5 years ago

oh-

2points

Pansexual (In theory) 5 years ago

Uh.... why the casts...

2points

#10

Cursed_shat

Final score:

299points

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ML 5 years ago

Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

177points

BloodyBun 5 years ago

So glad for Home Office right now...

17points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I didn't know god works in a cubicle, but I guess that explains a lot of crap...

10points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

too late... my teacher thought it was funny at least, but i went to detention. i came back after school to write this comment

6points

Phoenix Shadowhunter 5 years ago

Oh, don't worry. I've mastered the art of silent laughter by now.

4points

Lu 5 years ago

Do you really want to work somewhere, where you’re not allowed to laugh? I think you know the answer!

4points

ASHRFOX 4 years ago

God has a boss?

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Shat: ok cool Shitten: NO NO NO NO CENSOR IT

10points

Pansexual (In theory) 5 years ago

Awwwww, don't call the little floof that. It's... it's... a curly... a curlycute! *facepalms*

5points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

curlycute XD

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

I laughed waaay harder than humanly possible.

5points

Kim 5 years ago

It’s a ceep! Because you wanna keep it 🤗

3points

Hugh Walter 4 years ago

It's a Rex isn't it? Or Rex'y DNA - Shat or shitten, it sounds like the beginning of a new German verb - Ich bin shat, sie bin shat, weir bin shitten

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

I saw it without the blur. Hilarious

1point

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago

i'm plugging my nose to keep in the laughter cause' 'im s'posed to be doing 'omework 😂

1point

Phantom682 3 years ago

casheep

0points

Melissa Cline 3 years ago

Get that poor baby some leave in conditioner!

0points

#11

Cursed Tesla

Final score:

291points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Omg! I love the comment

118points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Why isn't self-driving care stopping?

15points

Jess-a-men 5 years ago

It's a self-driving car, not a self-stopping car.

19points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

Yeah, this is a real conundrum because most people let babies crawl across the road by themselves...however the drift comment is spot on.

13points

BusLady 5 years ago

Kinda like bowling.

7points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

Roads very narrow. You could just aim for the middle and still get them both without drifting. Babies head and Grannies leg. Why put the extra effort in?

7points

phantom buni 5 years ago

Take out grandma, she’s almost to the sidewalk

5points

Shull GaRett 5 years ago

And now i remembered this game called Carmageddon... side slide would give a bonus "for artistic impression" ;)

4points

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

If you head for the baby, you can take out the old lady by opening the car door . . . works for bicycles, too!

3points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this omg

3points

Amélie Hunter-Ward 3 years ago

If you spin you can also hit a tree, effectively killing the driver too.

2points

#12

Cursed Birthday

Final score:

277points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

194points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

same

2points

Agent 8433599 3 years ago

9/11 is my birthday. 😬

1point

Jackson White 4 years ago

guess what genius? thats the damn joke

-1point

Claire Harper 4 years ago

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Potato 5 years ago

Don’tlaughDon’tlaughDon’tlaughDon’tlaugh

18points

Potato 5 years ago

... I laughed.

17points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

The 9th of November? What's significant about that? /rhetorical/

6points

MemeLord 4 years ago

It's the American date in England it's the 11th of September

2points

Stephen Lyford 5 years ago

The empty black pit in my body where there should be a soul loves this one.

4points

Jackson White 4 years ago

I rewatch my father giving his life for a good cause... flying airplanes

3points

Sue Grigg 5 years ago

Lol, I feel bad for laughing.

3points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

well s**t

2points

Sanguinius 5 years ago

lol

1point

Sam McKillip 3 years ago

The dark humor in me is trying to escape

0points

Megan Moore 3 years ago

Bruhhh

0points

#13

Cursed Hospital

Final score:

272points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

MURICA

138points

Daria B 5 years ago

That's a job for Dr. Strange ♡

10points

Vic 5 years ago

I wonder what the currency in the astral plane is..

7points

Maya Jones 5 years ago

Are the doctors wearing crocs???? XD

8points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Surgical clogs. A thing long before crocs.

2points

Joanne Haywood 5 years ago

Definitely not a UK inhabitant then.

7points

Gavin Bothwell 5 years ago

nobody gonna notice that the doctors are wearing crocs, which screams "I may be doing an important job but I will be comfort able either way"

4points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Who ya gonna call?

4points

Loren 5 years ago

Exactly!

1point

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Exorcism? :D

3points

Karla Littke 5 years ago

LOL...I thought it was depicting them saving his life. Nope...just want the money. ha ha

1point

CARRIEMAE MCKELVEY 5 years ago

the shoes though

1point

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Surgical clogs. Google it.

1point

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

well, souls are tasty

0points

#14

Cursed_god

Final score:

270points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

When you look closely

87points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

then he took a s**t and made 2020!!!!!

6points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

Godse!

6points

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

Dang I thought it's ironman's heart!

5points

Phoenix Shadowhunter 5 years ago

Ah... so that's how 2020 happened...

4points

Kevin Camp 5 years ago

God saying... Here's your 2020 bitch.

3points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Cannot unsee.

3points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

So that was God, and not Jim Carrey, in “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”?

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

I also see a face in the upper left of the red circle.

2points

Reagan Maher 5 years ago

Same

1point

Robert Doe 2 years ago

imma go to hell for this but, godse

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

Or stomach?

1point

#15

Cursed_achievement

Final score:

259points

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Leo Fragoso 5 years ago

Dude...we need to talk

187points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

About sarcasm.

21points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

He's lucky his wife didn't accuse him of sleeping with a black woman.

17points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Didn't know that 😯

12points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Now you know how black people are made. 😅😂🤣

8points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Either he’s extremely stupid or the master of sarcasm

11points

Loren 5 years ago

The second one

6points

blugeagua 5 years ago

It appears that no one in these comments understand that this person is more than likely being sarcastic..... he's just making a funny.

6points

El Dee 5 years ago

I genuinely knew a woman who tried to pull something similar on her boyfriend (who I also knew) As it turned out the baby WAS the same colour as the bf..

4points

Giorno Giovanna 5 years ago

Should we tell him? Nah

4points

Waffles 5 years ago

I don’t think he was present that day in seventh grade where they taught us all about babies.

3points

bastillee 5 years ago

Not only is his sperm amazing, but he's going to be a great father

2points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Please don't tell him. I don't wanna break his sweet heart.

2points

#16

Cursed_zeus

Final score:

255points

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Dalton Dickerhoof 5 years ago

Simba, I am your father!!!!

67points

Wes Nishi 5 years ago

More like Zeus: "Mufasa, call me daddy!"

12points

Blue 5 years ago

Well, he got a point... Zeus was kinda infamous for that, and Hera would most likely punish whoever Zeus got to

23points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Funny thing was, Zeus was the same way. If someone was flirting with Hera, Zeus would become crazy with jealousy and kill that person.

7points

Shull GaRett 5 years ago

Well we know that there was this Minotaur guy that was half bull half man... So who knows what could happen here? Half man half lion? :D

9points

Malakai 5 years ago

I think that's called a sphinx

4points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Yeah Zeus would bang. If it has a pulse. He puts his D in it.

7points

Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago

and probably even if it doesn't.

4points

Katherine Heasley 5 years ago

Yeah, Zeus was known for getting down and frisky with anything that caught his eye, all right.

7points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

What are you doing, step-lion!?

5points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Zeus was a bad, bad boy.

5points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Simba, get the heck out of my crapping hole!

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Good thing he can run fast.

2points

Anima Singh Charan 5 years ago

Oh no.

2points

#17

Cursed_celebs

Final score:

251points

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Kaspar Kristiansen 5 years ago

Sorry, I was just waxing off....

132points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

"It was ok... Kermit is so polite and tender. Miss Piggy is really wild. Animal is just... WOWW!"

9points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

It was going great until they woke up

7points

bastillee 5 years ago

Wonder what his wick was like after all that.

5points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

And now everyone in the waiting area is staring at me like I am crazy.

5points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

And when things get too heated, you'll be coved in liquid

4points

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

ive been to a porn shoot before, is that close enough?

3points

Deep One 4 years ago

Fine until Mr. Ed talked!

2points

Jayne Sargent 4 years ago

😅😅😅😅😅

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I love the hilarious reply!

1point

#18

Cursed_depression

Final score:

240points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Logic...

68points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

They grew up is what happened. Still suicidal, but their deadend office jobs won't let them express themselves anymore.

17points

Party Poison 5 years ago

i shouldnt, but i kinda find this offensive. we might be stereotyped as depressed pieces of s**t, but not every emo is. and, emos still exist, i am proof (sorry bout my rant, im prob gonna get tons of downvotes for it)

12points

ella 5 years ago

we aren't suicidal and we still exist fyi

10points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

that's just.....um....wow

3points

Paul Sheehan 5 years ago

Very true

2points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

•A L I Y A H• 4 years ago

TF?

1point

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

yessss

0points

Im_Crazy 5 years ago

they became e-boys and -girls

-1point

#19

Cursed NYC

Final score:

239points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

On point.

81points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

I laughed *too* hard.

10points

Hailey Hall 5 years ago

NEW YORK HOW MANY SHOOTING PSYCHOPATHS DO YOU HAVE!!

8points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

A lot

8points

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

i feel that is unlikely since its new york

3points

Jayne Sargent 4 years ago

Whew,

1point

#20

Cursed_santa

Final score:

239points

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Eglė Bukauskaitė 5 years ago

Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

58points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Some of us listened

3points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Imma start using that one! "What does Santa say?" "Ho Ho Homicide"

11points

54 4 years ago

Dont act surprised if your kids grow up to be homicidal

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, and the poor elves. And Mrs. Clause.

5points

queen bee 5 years ago

merry covidmas

5points

Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

Santa does not visit households all around the world.

5points

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

Not with that attitude, he doesn't (😁).

16points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

Oy everyone celebrates Christmas, tho... 🤣

4points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

*Not everyone... 🤦🏽‍♀️

2points

Markus Holstein 5 years ago

What if this was a terrorist plot by Al Qaeda to spread a deadly disease among all Christian households?

3points

Gabriel Petkus 5 years ago

he is fake

2points

CuteCats 5 years ago

Santa is an anagram for Satan...

2points

Queen of hearts 5 years ago

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2points

#21

Cursed_interview

Final score:

233points

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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

68points

Lululoohoo 5 years ago

gotta appreciate the managers that actually GAF about their people!

18points

Maria 5 years ago

I tried googling but I'm not sure I found the right answers. What are DCM and LBBB?

14points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

I'm sorry for your condition, and I don't mean to make fun, but I have no idea what these abbreviations mean. Google says DCM means Canine Dilated Cardiomyopathy? Department of Water and Power?

4points

Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago

Mine: "I'm an INFLUENCER, so I DON'T have to WORK, but can you like, just pay me for GRACING yous business and I'll give you EXPOSURE!!!!"

5points

Lululoohoo 5 years ago

gah. my response would be "because you're an influencer, i am tacking on a 20% upcharge for you being a complete douche"

4points

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

I read it initially as 'Interviewer' not 'Interview'

5points

Curry on... 5 years ago

Ask how much the pay is, and then laugh out loud. (true story)

4points

This is fine 4 years ago

I’ll go so I just got out of jail for murde-

2points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

"Oh I'm a great team player. Unless there are men, dark skinned people, religious people, minorities, elderly, or pet lovers. Is that a problem to you fu**ers?"

2points

Joybug 3 years ago

Or humans in general. If there are, may I request that I stab them?

2points

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1point

Redling 4 years ago

Blow the interviewer

1point

Hailey Hall 5 years ago

"How sexy is the boss?"

0points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

Time to grab the mine from earlier

0points

#22

Cursed Truth

Final score:

232points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

So true

65points

RedKindaSus 3 years ago

true... i mean...

2points

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

5 years old: Hey lemme check! Oops!

2points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

It is true

1point

Im_Crazy 5 years ago

cant argue

1point

Jenny Pugh 5 years ago

Not if you have LBBB or A-fib it ain't.

1point

Natalea U 2 years ago

As a dead person I can confirm that this is true

0points

PADRAIG PARTIN 2 years ago

og

0points

#23

Cursed_toilethabits

Final score:

231points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

😅😅😅 That's too funny.

70points

Waffles 5 years ago

[carefully pees into purse]

4points

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago

what if you don't have pockets *carefully put tards back where they came from

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

You wouldn't believe what people put in their toilets. Like baby diapers. Then they have to call a plumber.

3points

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago

I'm just going to put this card back where it came from

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

So pee on the floor?

2points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

🤢

2points

PADRAIG PARTIN 2 years ago

og

0points

Joseph Kuhlman 5 years ago

Bathroom tissue😂

0points

Queen of hearts 5 years ago

haaaa

0points

#24

Cursed_trick Or Treat

Final score:

229points

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JuJu 5 years ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Alabama-Man!

246points

Someone passing by 5 years ago

Alabaman

11points

clever username 4 years ago

yee haa

1point

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Claire Harper 4 years ago

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Alabama intensifies

10points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

They wouldn't be considered related in Alabama.

7points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

you enjoyed game of thrones for all the wrong reasons...

6points

J W 5 years ago

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*

5points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

And your point is?

4points

Kevin Camp 5 years ago

Well, you know what they say when you see a girl from Alabama who is not pregnant, she's faster than her brother.

3points

ravn 5 years ago

There's an old saying I heard in Arkansas: "If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for mine."

3points

wandile dludlu 5 years ago

Alabama

3points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

What if they're cousins irl?

2points

#25

Cursed_brothers

Final score:

229points

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Stimpy 5 years ago

The commenter is right...

190points

Monday 5 years ago

Yeah..they aren't gonna be procreating with each other so.....

40points

Dynein 5 years ago

Anyone else who feels this, too... this weird feeling int your brain as your train of thought ("GOD that must have been a horrible realization for the two!") splits in half... one half of it thinking "OMG commenter has a point!", the other one just screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!"

23points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Me. I am torn between how I feel about this.

8points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Home (osexual) sweet Alabama...

6points

Pansexual (In theory) 5 years ago

It's like the ocean. Push and pull. Dunno which I'd choose. (Sorry, sounded way too Katara-y)

5points

HissyFitzz 5 years ago

Katara, lol. ATLA is such a good show

1point

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

i- well, this is unfortunate...

4points

Amy Pattie 5 years ago

Also, technically the truth and thanks, I hate it

4points

Nor 5 years ago

I wonder what kind of children they would get if they... waaaaaaaait!

4points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

A very close family connection

4points

Luka Verheijen 4 years ago

Well, that's an ethic question I never thought about.

2points

Commander. 4 years ago

Yeah, I so agree...Canada people are way better when it comes to stuff like this, here is some proof from a site:17. We accept homosexuality: 80 percent of Canadians say society should accept gays and lesbians, versus 60 percent in the U.S.

2points

#26

Cursed_towers

Final score:

228points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

75points

El Dee 5 years ago

A few thousand people may beg to differ..

12points

Lululoohoo 5 years ago

Keep as is. it's a nice reminder & memoriam for The Twin Towers.

10points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

😥

8points

Scyth 5 years ago

Time to bring in your nephew to make some corrections.

7points

Gavin Bothwell 5 years ago (edited)

So, uh, when does the 3D airplane puzzle come?

4points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

On the 20th anniversary.

1point

izuku midoya 3 years ago

here come the airplane

3points

Gavin Bothwell 5 years ago

***scared Europian noises***

3points

sear2653 5 years ago

Awww my city 💔♥️

2points

Annabelle 5 years ago

That’s cool 😎

1point

Raven 5 years ago

im confused explain please

1point

Alexia Alberts 5 years ago

This is before 9/11

5points

#27

Cursed_router

Final score:

206points

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Johnny 5 years ago

When I'm old and decrepit and near death in a hospital bed, you promise to unplug my life support? I'll marry you!

46points

Radek Suski 5 years ago

I don't think I need internet for playing solitaire

12points

SuavePotato 5 years ago

I'd probably throw a shoe at you. I wouldn't give a f**k that you're 'pretty'

6points

Xan Maranya 4 years ago

Strangely imagined dying on life support.

3points

blugeagua 5 years ago

And if the woman was in the middle of playing and the boyfriend pulled the plug on her game... same thing?

3points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Equal rights equal fights.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

That's a long time to hold a grudge.

3points

Kyan 4 years ago

vengance 100

2points

Annabelle 5 years ago

Prita

2points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Absolute madlad

1point

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

i mean... i would do this tbh

1point

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

YES!

1point

#28

Cursed Discovery

Final score:

202points

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Ace 5 years ago

in seriousness, thats f****d up as hell

240points

HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 5 years ago

To Geth- It's less about her and more about her son. I'm sure he didn't want to see her body blown up, he wanted it used for Alzheimer's research. Then, they did something else with it without telling him or asking if it was okay. Especially if you're religious, that could be devastating.

30points

Charlotte Stewart 5 years ago

@Geth-Whst Harper said, not to mention that they profited from selling her dead body, to the tune of $6,000. Wtf?!?

16points

Gavin Bothwell 5 years ago

No it's American

2points

Geth 5 years ago

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

I'm too scared to find this funny. Please tell me this is fake news or photoshop or he is a influencer trying to get attention or whatever. F*****g sad.

25points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

No, it's real. The man donated his mother's body to an institution for medical research on Alzheimer's. The institution had a surplus of bodies, so they sold it to the army for $6000. The army used the body for a 'blast test' to study what happens to humans in cars hit by IED's. Sources: https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/455621-arizona-man-finds-out-mothers-body-donated-to-science-was-sold and https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49198405

16points

More! 5 years ago

I don’t know if that’s worse than rotting in a box whilst buried underground or being burned until you’re just a skeleton and then your bones are crushed to little grains in a machine. But profiting from his mums remains by faking an intention to conduct research into Alzheimer’s is absolutely not ok.

23points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

For the woman, it's probably not an issue how her remains end up. But that man wanted his dead mother to be helpful for research. technically, it was, but you get my meaning. It's different if you imagine your mother being gently autopsied and her brain used to study a devastating disease and QUITE another to imagining her getting blown to pieces. I'm not usually squeamish and have a dark humor, but this one hurts even me imagining. Why even tell the guy that? Why not let him believe a lie? Jesus, this is so effed up...

7points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

this is horrible!!

10points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 5 years ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK????

7points

Markus Holstein 5 years ago

Why would they even use human bodies for such tests? What about ballistic gelatin? Or maybe pig carcasses?

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

I smell a major lawsuit.

6points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

Why the f**k would you even do that, isn't there some law about desecration of remains?

6points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

No, the body was technically given away for research.

1point

Ami Temi 5 years ago

That's awful! 😢

5points

John L 5 years ago

I'm sorry, I laughed. But this is exactly why I don't donate things....

4points

Geth 5 years ago

Why?

0points

#29

Cursed_fairytale

Final score:

201points

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Malakai 5 years ago

This escalated quickly 😬

106points

David K 5 years ago

My 4 old daughter likes my own version in which the witch turns out to be a good old granma that gives candies to the kids and shows them how to get home. She is not yet ready to listen to the original horror themed version :-)

50points

Santhe van der Meulen 5 years ago

I actually prefer you version =)

11points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Why does everyone keep calling her a witch? She's just an elderly cannibal who bakes enough bread to cover a metal frame.

37points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

This is why it’s important to teach about the Holocaust. Too many people do not understand the reference! 😥

20points

John Meise 4 years ago (edited)

I am pretty sure that they are not that many people that don't know what the Holocaust was. But this is not that obvious. It took me a few read-throughs and then I finally took a guess that it was about the holocaust. Understanding this is more about knowing about Jewish stereotypes than knowing about the Holocaust.

8points

Carol Anne Benoit 4 years ago

Oh, those old Grimm Fairy Tales are very very bad in their original. Sleeping Beauty gave birth in her sleep (guess how she got pregnant... yeah, not so Charming, right?) Then when she woke, he brought her and the children they had together to his castle to live with HIS WIFE.

10points

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

Hey, she was a retired old lady living alone in her dream house when two kids start literally eating her out of house and home. She has gotten a bad rap!

6points

Ace 5 years ago

i dont get it?

5points

Pamela24 5 years ago

It's parallel to the second world war. Where Germans (some, I'm simplifying, please don't come at me, I like Germany) put killed the Jewish people in concentration camps. Jewish people generally have big noses as well as dark curly hair and were hated because of their wealth.

64points

Hugh Walter 4 years ago

OOooh-god! There about four levels of cursed right there!

4points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

The non-jew witch was going to eat the non-jew children so the non-jew children pushed the non-jew witch into an oven.

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago

While I get the joke and smirked, too, the fact that they immediately jump from "big nosed, curly-haired and hoarding treats" to parallels is really, really racist.

4points

Popescu Adina 4 years ago

It was a stereotype (representing the majority) and a solid reason to suspect anyone back then... you can't erase history because you want to be politically correct. A forgotten history will only repeat itself.

5points

#30

Cursed Suicide

Final score:

196points

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Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Or the cancellation department

79points

XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago

The murder hotline would be the direct cancellation department and the hitman hotline would be the indirect cancellation department

8points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

I have never thought about it that way...

7points

Anima Singh Charan 5 years ago (edited)

Why does this make tax evasion sound cool?

7points

Riley 5 years ago

Everyone likes pirated stuff.

6points

Soodney 5 years ago

Glad unus annus was here

5points

kevin 5 years ago

There's could be another joke here about dead children being like canceling your subscription before your trial ends

4points

Marcia Cash 5 years ago

Property taxes are rent on the home you already own.

4points

Potato 5 years ago

Lol at the people who think they ”own” land.

4points

The Harry Potter person 5 years ago

My whole life was a lie.

4points

Alan Metcalfe 4 years ago

The state is the only employer that gives itself a discount. Tax and insurance kickback.

2points

Foster Miles 2 years ago

Hello? 988?

1point

Alsoomse Catori 4 years ago

Can I change my subscription cuz right now the one I got sucks donkey balls.(I live in the u.s.) Canada sounds nice, maybe I can switch.

1point

#31

Cursed_parents

Final score:

195points

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Marie-Pierre Adam 5 years ago (edited)

No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

165points

BoredDragon 5 years ago

Ohhhh... thank you

19points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Oh. I get it. It was a lot more interesting before I did though.

12points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Punctuation is important

10points

Claire Harper 4 years ago

Oh thank the gods

3points

neighbor.no13 5 years ago

thank you

2points

WhiteFluff 5 years ago

I'm surprised that this even needed an explanation... And that this many ppl actually didn't get it...

2points

Obi Wan Kenobi 5 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOOo

2points

Shay Walsh 5 years ago

This actually makes sense now lol

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I figured it was something like that. He’s just an elder gentleman who is new to social media

2points

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago

okay mr. technicality

1point

bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 2 years ago

Punctuation prevents Alabama, arguably better than preventing death...

0points

Tom Drummer 3 years ago

yeah, obviously. maybe its confusing bc the kids could be twins from the look of them.

0points

MADDUX BLOM 4 years ago

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Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

Look, it's the "Our parents bed" Couple

17points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

It actually took me a second as well. #GrammarMatters!

4points

Angie Buyong 5 years ago

yup.. #punctuationmatters

4points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

download-5...d8c8f4.jpg

4points

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

Eats Shoots and Leaves.

3points

kjorn 5 years ago

it happen. i have a colleague who met his wife in a bar. it was a special event for people for who it was their birthday.

3points

Douglas Turner 5 years ago

Twins and parents!

2points

Hermione Granger 5 years ago

Lol this is why punctuation is important 🤣

2points

Derek Clark 5 years ago

It's kind of adorable that the old man is clueless about his epic mistake.

2points

#32

Cursed_uranium

Final score:

191points

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Sian Edwards 5 years ago

The US pulled that sh*t on it's own children.

84points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

?

8points

Barbod Khanlarkani 5 years ago

feeding kids uranium would actually end the world hunger BY KILLING THEM

4points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

And help overpopulation.

5points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

20 billion calories are 5000 lbs. Do you wanna "end" world hunger, or essentially MURDER part of the population?

2points

kevin 5 years ago

Give Uranium to enough children and it actually will end world hunger

2points

Shull GaRett 5 years ago

US did it twice i Japan. Then a while back USSR tried it but with Hydrogen. I think after that last "cooking accident" they just stopped that

2points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

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Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

tasty radiation, oh s**t i got a third leg. well f**k

1point

Annabelle 5 years ago

What is that app tik tok

0points

Potato 5 years ago

1point

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

They tried to give them some plutonium too

-1point

#33

Cursed_caption

Final score:

185points

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NMN 5 years ago

"It's a bit cold, but it feels good"

31points

dieter 3 years ago

"Ok"

2points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

my last text was "I'm just sitting at home alone;-;"

10points

Jane Doe 5 years ago

“Won’t be home for dinner”

9points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

"no, im just waiting till after school lol"

9points

Alex De Leon 5 years ago

my last text was " What time should I be there?"

8points

Megan O'Neill 5 years ago

lol...my last text was "yeah, it's very sensitive"

7points

Inioluwa Adewara 5 years ago

"I'll kill u" (after joking around with a friend and it got annoying)

7points

Brian Samuels 4 years ago

“Hey the powers back on!”

4points

dieter 3 years ago

Do you have load shedding?

1point

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

What is this from?

3points

sear2653 5 years ago

The Shining by Stanley Kubrick 😬

2points

George the gorilla 5 years ago

My last text is “ends at 5:30” 😬😂

3points

#34

Cursed_dog

Final score:

178points

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Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Nooooo!

88points

Shull GaRett 5 years ago

Another dark one... And Halloween is so close ;)

7points

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

Who’s gonna tell them? 😨

5points

Annabelle 5 years ago

That’s funny 😆

3points

Malakai 5 years ago

😨

3points

NAM TRAN 5 years ago

Not Nice

2points

Matias Ovando 5 years ago

*hyperventalates*

2points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

I would walk five-hun-dred miles.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0

1point

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

oop-

1point

i-be-viben 5 years ago

nuuuuuuuu

1point

#35

Cursed_penis

Final score:

175points

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Malakai 5 years ago

That accounts for length, but what about girth?

152points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

Girth is totally underrated

25points

TheUntrustworhyEverythingBagal 5 years ago

This is a cursed comment on a cursed comment post

14points

Giorno Giovanna 5 years ago

His loads would be like a firehose though

11points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

Does that mean that she would give birth to a half-Gorilla baby?

5points

CARRIEMAE MCKELVEY 5 years ago

maybe

2points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

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Luka Verheijen 4 years ago

I read that fact in a science magazine. Thanks, Quest.

3points

Terrell Houston 4 years ago

but would the force of his nut kill her

2points

Samantha Maddog 3 years ago

Just A LOT of leakage

0points

Courtney Christelle 5 years ago

Jesus Christ...

2points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

Thursdays_Child77 walked so we could run

2points

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

wide d**k

1point

Douglas Turner 5 years ago

Doing the math... is that what they're calling it these days?

1point

CARRIEMAE MCKELVEY 5 years ago

how do you know this s**t?

1point

Hannah M 5 years ago

Well, human men have the biggest penises compared to all other animals (proportionately speaking) because humans are bipeds. During the transition to walking upright, the shape of females' hips changed, which meant that penises had to be longer to be able to actually reach the vagina. But as to why this person knows the exact proportions...... I don't want to know

14points

#36

Cursed Fruit

Final score:

174points

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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

120points

Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

Im confused?

8points

MAnahP 5 years ago

I did. It's hilarious.

7points

HissyFitzz 5 years ago

haha I want to like this comment but it's at 69 upvotes.

4points

Shelbie Ernst 5 years ago

lol

1point

Sarah 5 years ago

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Rainclouds Radio 5 years ago

Another cursed comment ⬆️

12points

Pamela24 5 years ago

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divydumdrop hello 5 years ago

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bagels and beagles 2 years ago

Pretty sure there isn’t actually a downside to eating the skin of kiwis, but I wouldn’t try it

2points

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

just wait till he sees human skin

1point

PattonPawter 5 years ago

Forbidden fruit hm? *remus sanders enters*(Sanders sides reference if ya don’t get it)

1point

Duncan 5 years ago

I would never consider eating kiwi fruit with skin on. Also can't stand peaches because of the furry skin.

1point

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

he want the spider ass

1point

Alex De Leon 5 years ago

Lol I do the same!

1point

James Hardin 4 years ago (edited)

reported

0points

Luka Verheijen 4 years ago

Huh?

0points

#37

Cursed_repo

Final score:

171points

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Duncan Ash 5 years ago (edited)

"kids, Grandma's here!"

137points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Yaaaaaaay!

15points

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago

mommy grandma´s asleep :(

4points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

oh s**t

3points

Glittery Panda 3 years ago

Why isn’t she opening the door? I’ll help her- AAUUUUUUGGHGGG

3points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

Why am I laughing XD

2points

Steven Dirkson 3 years ago

No... NO YOU DID NOT-

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Imagine driving on the highway and Tesla disables the steering wheel and the brakes because you missed a payment.

9points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I work for a bank that collects on Tesla’s. This isn’t true. We will call the tow truck like every other car 😉

2points

Quinn 4 years ago

I also enjoy it when I see a car with free food

1point

Tanish D'Silva 4 years ago

I don't get it.

1point

Zhaoheng Liu 5 years ago

so that's how i will hide the next one, put the body in a stolen tesla and send it far away as possible

1point

James Hardin 4 years ago

oh f**k no

0points

#38

Cursed_toy_story

Final score:

170points

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Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Now, I have 'You had a friend in me' stuck in my head and I am now starting to sing it. Help me.

58points

dieter 3 years ago

Same ; - ;

0points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

Trolls 2: Right as everything seems to be getting better after they got the strings back, then they get eaten all at once by a giant monster. Then it fades to black as you hear them screaming in the background

10points

Anima Singh Charan 5 years ago

Another Satan here!

5points

Its Me 3 years ago (edited)

I thought you would say rock dominated the world and the rest of the trolls had to go into hiding

2points

Radiator Official 4 years ago

i would watch it that way.

2points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

“hey satan, it’s a goddamn kids movie” well, sorry, but NOT ANYMORE

9points

Athena Gurl 5 years ago

I almost started laughing so hard at the comment but I’m supposed to be doing school work so I held it in and almost exploded.

6points

Radiator Official 4 years ago

same

0points

Among Us 5 years ago

I just wanna say that I'm a big fan

6points

Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago

sing 1 when the glass breaks they dont get out of the building and it ends with the water flooding the building

5points

Hunter x Hunter Fan HxH Fan (HxH Fan) 2 years ago

That's dark. I like it.

0points

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

yeah i have my wife in me but not a friend

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Someone actually did this with their mom and she absolutely lost her mind

1point

Bruce Ferrier 3 years ago

I heard someone made a version where before the happy part at the end it cuts to the credits. What I want is for someone to do that with the lego movie 2 at the fake ending

1point

ravn 5 years ago

Easy Rider (my dad thought it had a happy ending anyway...)

1point

#39

Cursed Virus

Final score:

167points

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pei meow 5 years ago

Creepy!

92points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Alright, we now know who to blame for this. Let get em!!

21points

Rob Chapman 5 years ago

Photoshop is a hell of a thing

9points

The Harry Potter person 5 years ago

I would like and be 667 to save the population. Your welcome.

6points

Hannah M 5 years ago

Statistically speaking, humanity was due for another pandemic right about now - epidemiologists have been predicting it for decades. So either Geerow is an expert and didn't let on, or he's a layman with a random comment that got lucky.

5points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

D*mmit Geerow, you done killed 1.6M ppl-

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

I see it did hit 666. Did this guy start it, or could he just tell the future?

3points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

What’re the odds?

3points

Annabelle Bordesnki 2 years ago

The prophecies begin…

1point

Foster Miles 2 years ago

how'd he know...

1point

#40

Cursed_boredom

Final score:

167points

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BorPand8 5 years ago

It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

56points

Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

How much butter do you need per session? Asking for a friend

30points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Rule 34

5points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I'm afraid to check to see if Rule 34 applies.

1point

CamlikesCookies 5 years ago

They blurred his name on the comment but not on the likes..........

8points

Radiator Official 4 years ago

yea... bad editing

0points

allianii 5 years ago

I love how it blocked out Eduardo's name on his comment but not above it ^^

4points

Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago

I like to slide around on the floor so i can sneak attack my cats and hug them

4points

Radiator Official 4 years ago

at least you are human

1point

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

It shows that Eduardo Ramirez did a reaction but only showing Eduardo in the comment, and there is only one comment.

2points

KT 5 years ago

OMG her poor parents that would take forever to clean lol

2points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 5 years ago

I love how they blacked out Eduardo's last name on the response, but left it uncovered by the likes/favorites.

2points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

That would be one greasy sleeping bag.

2points

A Dumbo Octopus 5 years ago

This is okay imo except...why butter SPECIFICALLY?

1point

Navy Blue Bandana 5 years ago

you blanked out the last name on the comment but not the like...

1point

Among Us 5 years ago

I just realized-

0points

#41

Cursed Pizzahut

Final score:

160points

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Ava-cado 5 years ago

I love it when big brands respond to things.

131points

Among Us 5 years ago

That's probably not the official one

10points

Pasion Jones 5 years ago

lmao right!!!!

3points

Skidanpump 4 years ago

It’s probably someone pretending to be Pizza Hut.... but then again, it could be Pizza Hut

2points

PurpleDoople 3 years ago

Found the comment, not realaccount

1point

Lyra Fortune 5 years ago

In all honesty, pizza hut and dominoes look better

7points

Mascha Claessens 5 years ago

Dominoes looks fine, Pizza hut looks droopy and oily, imo. But I'm no expert on American pizza's, I'm a mere European. I do like Dominoes, but we don't have Pizza Hut. His videos are pretty good though, if you like his humor, at least. :P

2points

Samuel Pierce 5 years ago

4 minutes later you get a notification "intruder detected: back door"

3points

John Meise 4 years ago

Pizza is pizza. Chill... (I know they don't all taste the same, but common... I haven't had a pizza that I didn't like. If you say you have, you're probably a stuck up foodie)

2points

Doc Moran 5 years ago

why is this pizza so tiny?

2points

Annabelle Bordesnki 2 years ago

Oh no.

1point

Luka Verheijen 4 years ago

Pizza the hutt?

1point

Kat Machowski 4 years ago

No-one out pizzas the hut

1point

Julien Ashby-Steele 3 years ago

well heck

0points

Strawberry Hellcat 4 years ago

This isn't Joshua's only "improved food" video, he's got a YouTube channel (and is probably persona non grata at most chain restaurants) 🤣. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBEbMKI1eCcejTtmI32UEw

0points

#42

Cursed_nerds

Final score:

154points

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Malakai 5 years ago

I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

127points

Scyth 5 years ago

I think that with him being Steven Hawking he must have thought of this joke once or twice.

15points

Dynein 5 years ago

Truth to be told, I DO find it easier to pay attention to something if I reduce the sensory inputs not required for the task... Don't need it much when I'm awake and alert, but when I'm sleep-deprived, closing my eyes makes it SO much easier to follow someone's talk. Looks like I'm sleeping, unfortunately, so I rarely dare to do this (lectures with ~100 students, for example), but there really are times when I need to reduce information input in order to process things properly. Pretty sure I'm not the only one. (And for everyone wondering - yes, sounds like ADD, and yes, I got diagnosed, and it turned out I have ADD)

4points

Scyth 5 years ago

I remember when I was a teenager I would remove my glasses to solve math problems. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn't, but for me it was easier that way. Like the placebo effect.

4points

Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago

i have good eyesight. does that mean im not smart lol

1point

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Yes

1point

Eglė Bukauskaitė 5 years ago

😥

0points

#43

Cursed Gangster

Final score:

151points

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Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Omg. I laughed so hard

69points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Essentially this is true. In prisons, inmates did this as a coded message to say that they were available for bum sex.

21points

SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

well, here i am, on top of the refrigerator, cracking up in the middle of the night.

6points

Samuel Pierce 5 years ago

Why are you on the fridge.

5points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 5 years ago

THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! There's this guy in my class and he and one of his friends always grab each other's asses and they've got their pants below their butts

5points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

That is exactly how it started.... in prison. Doubt half the young kids realise that

3points

Redling 4 years ago

What are my classmates doing in school, then...

3points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

Now I know, and hope i never see it again ;-;

3points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

hehe

2points

Terrell Houston 4 years ago

the homiesexuals

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

There is some sort of slave days explanation to this I’ve seen before, but either way it does in some way relate to sodomy.

-2points

Kitten Fenerty 5 years ago

They couldnt afford a belt?

1point

#44

Cursed_notice

Final score:

139points

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Dynein 5 years ago

They should certainly not be your only focus...

58points

Olivia Agave 5 years ago

Too much light can kill a plant - lamp is a murderer!

6points

Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago

It IS a good advice

6points

I'm lay sheep in China 5 years ago

Ignore your Depressed Friend and eye over Happy,fun loving friends??!

3points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

He’s not wrong

1point

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

when you choose triage in frostpunk

1point

Wynter wolf 3 years ago

Thats right, kill the rest of em´

0points

#45

Cursed_pooh

Final score:

138points

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

To be fair, it was a toy pop gun.

26points

Anne Mitchell 4 years ago

To be even fairer, it was Disney America's version of Winnie the Pooh

8points

Plinkety 5 years ago

He definitely wasn't armed in the original books! This is a smear campaign!

3points

Hailey Hall 5 years ago

CHINA WHAT HAVE YOU DON

2points

Mona Vine 4 years ago

not the real winnie the pooh.

1point

More! 5 years ago

North Korea no?

1point

More! 5 years ago

No I’m wrong, apologies.

0points

Tom Drummer 3 years ago

I don't get it.

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

??

0points

I'm lay sheep in China 5 years ago

Wht hppnd in China?

0points

El muerto 5 years ago

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#46

Cursed_caesar

Final score:

138points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

Stupid sexy Julius...

90points

Orillion 5 years ago

When in Rome...

10points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

-Homer, author of The Iliad.

7points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

someone should just totally kill him

1point

pusheen buttercup 5 years ago

Sometimes genitals just do random things. It's unfortunate our sex ed is so bad.

6points

PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago

That’s weird, we actually learned about that unlike you

0points

Samuel Pierce 5 years ago

I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see that comment ^

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Maybe it's just all those men in short togas.

4points

kjorn 5 years ago

Caesar was the husband of every woman and the wife of every men --Suetonius

3points

Sam McKillip 3 years ago

Shave your head and get in the closet

2points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

hahaha

1point

#47

Cursed_funfact

Final score:

136points

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Charlie Kelly 5 years ago

This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

109points

Isaiah Edwards 5 years ago

tis a joke

18points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

It depends on the cat. For a hungry cougar, tiger, or a jaguar you may look mouthwateringly good!

12points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

I don't think you understand that these are "cursed comments". They are meant to be funny or sarcastic. If you are going to get bent out of shape over a comedy thread, it is best you log off the internet and stare at a blank wall.

12points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Did you read it? The cat is checking if you’re NOT breathing. Oh and it’s a joke.

8points

More! 5 years ago

It says the cat is checking to see if it’s breathing, exactly what you are saying.

7points

John Meise 4 years ago

... how did you miss the part about the cat checking if the baby was still breathing? And the part where it very clearly said IF the baby was NOT breathing, only then would it begin to chomp and eat it... ? How did you miss that?

4points

pusheen buttercup 5 years ago

I can't say I wouldn't eat the human too, if I were starving and said person weren't alive

3points

Jennifer Gould 5 years ago

Your a stranger on the internet...hmmmm

2points

R3belB4nny 4 years ago

Exactly. So I don't believe you.

1point

Coat Guy 5 years ago

WHOOSH

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Are you stupid? Or can't you read?

0points

Charlie Kelly 4 years ago

hahah alright the below comments are all jokes big up the boredpanda community

0points

Doob 4 years ago

No, You ARE WRONG, this is true according to people who actually STUDY this for a living

0points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

No, the cat is just picking up the scent of the baby’s breath. Whether it’s the smell of food or just the signature smell of that familiar human, the cat is attracted to it. Same as they do to grown up humans—-only they don’t know it. Because they’re asleep! (PS—-Cats snuggling up to babies and smelling their mouths like this is the origin of the old wives tale of cats sucking the breath out of babies. They don’t, of course. They just like snuggling up against someone who is warm and familiar.)

12points

Maximum Ride 5 years ago

Dogs are more likely to eat parts of the corpse, in an attempt to "wake up" their person.

5points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

I mean. My cat punched my nose to see if I'm alive and looked hecking disappointed when I moved.

5points

BusLady 5 years ago

Does the cat know CPR?

5points

JV 5 years ago

Well everytime I lie down on the floor (to stretch, btw), my cats come to check on me. So I assume they check to see if I'm still alive/breathing.

3points

Moya Satterwhite 4 years ago

Fun fact, he smells milk.

2points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

A fellow Panda!

2points

Samuel Pierce 5 years ago

Not sure what your definition of "Fun" is panda2296

0points

#48

Cursed_movie

Final score:

135points

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Stimpy 5 years ago

Well, actually, yes I would

137points

I'm a Gryffindor 5 years ago (edited)

This is more cursed than the image

43points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

Yes officer, this post here

12points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

in a KIDS movie? "yeah, officer, this post here..." O_o

7points

Redling 4 years ago

we've got alabama for incest, whats the state for b********y...

3points

Bloxmakesgames2019 4 years ago

Yes officer this post right here

3points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

U good bro????

2points

Bi bird️‍y 3 years ago

Ew!

2points

Anxious-lesbian-disaster 5 years ago

This is the REAL cursed comment

2points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

same here...

2points

The Harry Potter person 5 years ago

My childhood: 😵

2points

dieter 3 years ago

Same...its naturel :)

1point

Afton 4 years ago

you have the thousand year gay

0points

Emma Perkins 5 years ago

It's a fan theory that he's transgender. His father makes a comment about sitting at the same hilltop with his sister and he says, "Dad that was me!" There aren't any other references to his sister that I'm aware of.

24points

A Dumbo Octopus 5 years ago

I like this theory, it's wholesome :)

5points

Andrei Anghel 5 years ago

Why tits are ok and d***s not? Isn't it misogynistic?

10points

Andrei Anghel 5 years ago

Even the "dix" word was auto-starred :)

10points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

Not putting boobs on a bull doesn’t meant it would then have a huge penis.

8points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

They could have just not drawn any private bits.

6points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

Or they could've edited out any body parts....no reason to put tits on a male cow or even a penis.

3points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Speak for yourself buddy

3points

Gavin Bothwell 5 years ago

no no, he has a point - Gronks angel in the emperors new groove

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

No horns?

1point

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

Make it a female then . . . ?

1point

#49

Cursed_birthday

Final score:

129points

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divydumdrop hello 5 years ago

All of the happy face reactions are what is really creeping me out...

62points

Charlie Kelly 5 years ago

why lmao you have a sense of humour right??

11points

Soodney 5 years ago

It's iFunny. Smile is an upvote

0points

Purezz 5 years ago

and no frowny face

-3points

Ace 5 years ago

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SHSL Hope Bagel 5 years ago

so.... is he already dead? is she gonna kill him? or is he actually alive and gonna have a good birthday

3points

MJ Scooter 5 years ago

Okay that one really did make me laugh out loud

2points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

My neighbor got his ashes blown up in fireworks across the lake by his children because and I quote "He loved fireworks"

1point

Alex De Leon 5 years ago

The app is called Ifunny. The people have no chill. IT's freaking hilarious

1point

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Yeah... Yep...

0points

#50

Cursed_nemesis

Final score:

122points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

Imagine his father spreading the costume's legs to push him around

117points

firu 5 years ago

This comment is more cursed than that one

41points

Among Us 5 years ago

Idk I think he might be able to push himself idk

9points

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

The legs are solid. Dad can use them to push the chair.

8points

Kim 5 years ago

Oh no 🥶🤣

7points

Redling 4 years ago

thank you for that horrifying comment

3points

Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

family fun night

1point

Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago

This is such a wholesome picture, except for the cursed comment.

9points

GirlFriday Premium 5 years ago

Now the people in this waiting room are moving further away from me.

6points

JV 5 years ago

Aaaaaaaand the name of the commenter is... GrandpaMadeMeSwallow?! Wtf?!

4points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

Next years costume, A Dalek!

4points

Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 5 years ago (edited)

Or just Christopher Reeve...?

0points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Wow...... Jerk

2points

Deep One 4 years ago

i am going to hell for literally LOLing!! XD

1point

Levi Baker 5 years ago

Isn't this kinda mean?

1point

Sam McKillip 3 years ago

"Dad is my costume ready yet?" "Wait I have to cut this guy in half"

0points

James Hardin 4 years ago

i laughed when i shouldnt have

0points

#51

Cursed_ping

Final score:

60points

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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

You can always reload your last save

30points

Bhuvy 5 years ago

The image showed here is just an angio not a heart surgery

2points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

haha

0points

wandile dludlu 5 years ago

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Monday 5 years ago

There are many...many reasons to be doing that. 15 minutes is a bloody long time to a person in heart failure.

7points

Malakai 5 years ago

Yes, there is. A test like this, if successful, can lead to crucial breakthroughs in developing means of providing surgeries and other procedures to remote locations or places where it's not possible to move a patient to a hospital. I imagine this could useful for small, minimally invasive procedures such as having a stint put in. Also would be super handy with current events if the follow-up care doesn't require much

2points

Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

Maybe the surgeon has to be quarantied?

0points

#52

Cursed_bugs Bunny

Final score:

59points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

2020 confirmed!

37points

BusLady 5 years ago

Bugs: I SAID 6 feet! And where is your mask, Karen?

4points

Shelp 5 years ago

I would do it too if I could. Honestly, people coughing or snorting all the time are annoying as hell. Especially during tests.

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

#2020

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

#atrueAmerican

0points

#53

Cursed Orphan

Final score:

56points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Makes sense

20points

BusLady 5 years ago

Nah Nah...Don't you wish you were me?

2points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

Ultimate power move

0points

#54

Cursed Otaku

Final score:

56points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Gold

21points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Au-ful.

1point

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

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#55

Cursed_teletubbie

Final score:

55points

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Neon 5 years ago

"You should repent to your sins. They will destroy you. You are nothing in front of them. They will kill you. you will regret. "

63points

Among Us 5 years ago

Is that what it says?

3points

The Scourge of the Beans 5 years ago

wtf

2points

Paarth Manchanda 5 years ago

so you indian too?

2points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

"Honey! Get the nuke!"

2points

Princess Procrastination 5 years ago

What does that translate too....

7points

Clandestine 5 years ago

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Kalpana M 5 years ago

🤣 It's written in Hindi, Indian language (the script is Devangari - both Sanskrit and Hindi use the same script. Many words in Hindi are derived from Sanskrit). It says "You have to repent over your sins.They gonna destroy you.They won't give you a chance.You will die by their hands. REPENT!"

5points

Sabed Hussain 5 years ago

Traslation of the hindi words "You should seek remorse for your crimes. He's gonna destroy you. You don't have any chance. You are gonna die in his hands. Regrets"

3points

NAM TRAN 5 years ago

oh, oh god no.

1point

scorpesh 5 years ago

" You've to be guilty for your sins.They will kaput you.You stand no chance.You will die in his hands.Repent"

1point

scorpesh 5 years ago

The "|" indicates end of a sentence,so there are 4 sentences and a word summing it up,so it says that:"You have to be guilty for your sins.They will kaput you.You stand no chance.You will die in his hands.Repent"

1point

Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago

TRANSLATION: "You repent for your sins should do. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his arm. Express sincere regret". (according to google translation app).

1point

Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago

TRANSLATION: "you repent for your sins should do. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his arm. Express Sincere regret". (at least according to Google translate).

1point

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

I do this 😂

0points

#56

Cursed_pregnancy

Final score:

54points

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Rainclouds Radio 5 years ago

The original photo is a bit daft

30points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Very! But the comment is good

7points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Congratulations- It's a Transformer!

2points

Stina Kolling 5 years ago

And what's up with the stripper heels on the steps?

1point

TheDemonUnderYourBed 5 years ago

Omg... I'm in class and am dying inside from this

1point

#57

Cursed_planecrash

Final score:

53points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

At this point, they should just let us stand in the plane

20points

Malakai 5 years ago

"I'm being paid to pretend this is a good idea. Send help."

7points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Appropriate for covidiots

5points

Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 2 years ago

Upvote for Sam Chui (well comment but...)

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

You already got crabby passengers from all the crying babies. Why make it worse?

1point

Dave P 5 years ago

Sam Chui! great airline youtuber

1point

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

This is how you make the monsters from CARRION and INSIDE: 1: Steal this plane. 2: Fly it directly into the ground at an angle of 90 Degrees. 3: Enjoy!

1point

#58

Cursed_veteran

Final score:

51points

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I shouldn’t have laughed at this

29points

TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago

Lets see how much people tell you that you have bad grammer.

1point

ZefRam 3 years ago

no

0points

#59

Cursed_artist

Final score:

51points

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Oh crap...watch out for 2025

16points

BusLady 5 years ago

I'm gonna send another deadly virus. They found a cure for Covid.

4points

Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 5 years ago

1942: I just want a nice Reich. 1945: I hope I die soon.

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

Notice how this is exactly Hitler's life goals...

0points

Calane E. Vanya 5 years ago

1939... that's a good reminder, 2020 isn't our worst!

0points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

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Charlie Kelly 5 years ago

?

3points

#60

Cursed_difficulty

Final score:

51points

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Henny Hana 5 years ago

And always remember to bring your buff to give you extra breaths👍

10points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#61

Cursed_yoda

Final score:

51points

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Sweetie Cake️‍ 3 years ago

well-

6points

#62

Cursed Advice

Final score:

50points

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Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

"fixing UR spelling"

51points

BusLady 5 years ago

No capitals or periods. And the other guy misspelled dont twice.

4points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Hahahahhaaa

1point

Edo Alva 5 years ago

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#63

Cursed_loading

Final score:

49points

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cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

A well aimed RPG can do more damage than a submachine gun

14points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

Remember to check all possible covers and do fake reloading sounds.

3points

Wes Wade 5 years ago

AMERICAAAAAAAAA F**K YEAH

1point

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

Sad upvote

0points

#64

Cursed Taste

Final score:

49points

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Jayne Kyra 5 years ago

I had my eyes called "sh*t" coloured.

28points

Tracy Barnwell 5 years ago

That sucks. :( Brown eyes are beautiful.

13points

Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

An attractive person is an attractive person, irrespective of eye colour.

7points

JeanBean_BC 5 years ago

I was called "Fish Eyes" In 3rd grade because my eyes are a little green, but browner, and the lighting sometimes makes them look yellow, hence, "Fish Eyes"

6points

Scyth 5 years ago

I also had my eyes called "puke" coloured.

5points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

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0points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

They all taste the same...good life advice

2points

Olive of the Meowls 3 years ago

Corinthian? Is that you?

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Samantha Maddog 3 years ago

And what , exactly, do eyeballs taste like?

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Emma Jolivet 3 years ago

i have yellow eyes

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Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago (edited)

EDIT: my eyes are actually brown, idk why i made this comment My eyes are blue, and when I was little some jerks said my eyes looked like toilet water. Present me would have said, "I'm not a mirror." Small me bawled and said, "You're meeeeean waaaaaa"

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yUh 5 years ago

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

What sort of stupidity is that?

7points

#65

Cursed Fuselages

Final score:

48points

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Samantha Maddog 3 years ago

I need a bambulance. I was fishing in the river minding my own goddamn bidness when a wingless plane fell off a train track and hit me I'm ok, but I gotta one question. Who gets the plane, me or the train?

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Losferatu 5 years ago

Nah, this is a common Boeing watering hole.

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Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

This is the best one

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#66

Cursed_condom

Final score:

45points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Are you, really?

7points

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

You stand in the shower and stretch it open, jiggle the water around and then 'Salute the Shower Head'. I like to add a bit of old spice after my shower

2points

marlene 5 years ago

BYEE LMFAO

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Mimi777 5 years ago

Nah. You just sanitize it with some hand sanitizer. Life hack.

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

This frightens me.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

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#67

Cursed_minecraft

Final score:

45points

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

21points

yUh 5 years ago

calm down child

8points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Yes! Wonderful idea!

2points

Eliana Mount 5 years ago

I AM LAUGHING SOOO HARD RN

1point

Manda'lor 4 years ago

everybody. Start hunting down frogs. With shotguns.

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Completely unrelated, who wants to come emu hunting with me?

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Roman Velez 4 years ago

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Aroace tiger 5 years ago

Where are the tigers???

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Navindu Wijewardena 3 years ago

You can get them in Alex's mobs.

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Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

My comment got removed from existence, so i'm gonna post it again: D:< When you realize that the plants hate you because you've been calling them primitive cannibals and now they've got a deep fryer.

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Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

Dogs? I can't find them. How do you do dogs? I am desperate!!!!!

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Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

D:< Plants hate you because you're being racist about them

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#68

Cursed_competition

Final score:

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MCathenaE 5 years ago

Wins what?

35points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Cake! The urinal cake

22points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

a blow job from the first loser

12points

Yoloplay3r 5 years ago

Not being called out for having a small d*ck

3points

John L 5 years ago

Not to have to drop the soap....

3points

Alex De Leon 5 years ago

Bragging rights.

3points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

pride

3points

T5n 2 years ago

A harem consisting of the losers

1point

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Knowing that he has the largest d!ck in the room

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

I bet a girl

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Did they get out the tape measure?

1point

#69

Cursed_ad

Final score:

39points

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LOGAN HUNTER 5 years ago

oh no thats for 2021

14points

#70

Cursed_baseball

Final score:

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Wtf. It's a kid in the photo.?

48points

Dave P 5 years ago

ball boy mascot, probably a guards kid

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𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕒 ℤ𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕪𝕔𝕜 5 years ago

The kids kills them if the lose :D

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

Holds the World Record for youngest death row inmate? Seriously, if I were that kid, I would be a bit nervous.

6points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

What do you think it is, a lamp?

6points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

99% likely that’s just the bat boy and not one of the criminals.

1point

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

For all the people asking about the kid. Don't worry... He was a mass murdering psychopath who enjoyed torturing people to death over months at 20 at a time before eating their skin and defiling their bodies. He was the most tripped player in the game ever!

4points

yUh 5 years ago

pog

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Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

I hope the one in the middle front got to live.

3points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

See above. No, I don’t hope so. A thirteen year old mass murderer knows exactly what he’s doing.

1point

Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 5 years ago

So that's where the SS got their ideas from...

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Nicolas Pilot 5 years ago

I'm not convinced

0points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Didn't the Aztecs do something like that?

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

https://www.amnesty.org/en/what-we-do/death-penalty/

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

"The death penalty carries the inherent risk of executing an innocent person. Since 1973, more than 170 people who had been wrongly convicted and sentenced to death in the U.S. have been exonerated." https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/policy-issues/innocence

2points