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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

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Cursed Bears

Cursed Bears

0DarkChar0 Report

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Cursed_organs

Cursed_organs

MushuTheGreat17 Report

We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed_percentage

Cursed_percentage

Ryan-821 Report

#4

Cursed_lapdance

Cursed_lapdance

DickNixon11 Report

#5

Cursed_sleep

Cursed_sleep

Sad-Economics-1488 Report

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The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

#6

Cursed_sport

Cursed_sport

Naughty_Dog814 Report

#7

Cursed_confusion

Cursed_confusion

Tas-Sis Report

#8

Cursed_steve

Cursed_steve

Hornyanddepressed275 Report

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#9

Cursed_advice

Cursed_advice

Mr_Punchable Report

"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

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"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

#10

Cursed_coughing

Cursed_coughing

ThijmenTheTurkey Report

#11

Cursed_family

Cursed_family

ZyberZeus Report

#12

Cursed Afterlife

Cursed Afterlife

Tortilla_Chip_ Report

#13

Cursed_reality

Cursed_reality

s-classic1102 Report

But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

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"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

#14

Cursed_bees

Cursed_bees

albertibas Report

#15

Cursed_improvement

Cursed_improvement

jainammm Report

#16

Cursed Mri

Cursed Mri

ro_ock Report

#17

Cursed_meal

Cursed_meal

Suede-Pimpson Report

"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

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#18

Cursed_suicide

Cursed_suicide

wyattbutler Report

#19

Cursed_halloween

Cursed_halloween

CamdalorianYT Report

#20

Cursed_family

Cursed_family

biominimal Report

#21

Cursed Hit And Run

Cursed Hit And Run

Smruthiisameme Report

For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

#22

Cursed_girlfriend

Cursed_girlfriend

just1clown_3 Report

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#23

Cursed Slightly

Cursed Slightly

itsavism Report

#24

Cursed Di*k Flap

Cursed Di*k Flap

Report

#25

Cursed_bambi

Cursed_bambi

A_Novelty-Account Report

Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

#26

Cursed Countries

Cursed Countries

HAK1US Report

#27

Cursed_sexually

Cursed_sexually

sampai2006 Report

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#28

Cursed_cake

Cursed_cake

Leading_Musician8744 Report

#29

Cursed Rolex Advice

Cursed Rolex Advice

LANDINGSLURPY Report

Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

#30

Cursed Dad

Cursed Dad

Amristaken Report

#31

Cursed_tattoo

Cursed_tattoo

Mysticalify Report

#32

Cursed Vagina

Cursed Vagina

IMgonnaDIEverySOON Report

#33

Cursed_fish

Cursed_fish

AMarvelFan717 Report

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#34

Cursed_alliance

Cursed_alliance

y_billionz Report

#35

Cursed_neighbor

Cursed_neighbor

Zelda_person Report

#36

Cursed Eau De Toilette

Cursed Eau De Toilette

ByAnyMeansNecessary0 Report

#37

Cursed_grapes

Cursed_grapes

SnooGuavas4232 Report

#38

Cursed Birthday Party

Cursed Birthday Party

AdventureMormon42 Report

#39

Cursed_world_tour

Cursed_world_tour

ExplodiTions Report

#40

Cursed Fightclub

Cursed Fightclub

No-Chef1228 Report

#41

Cursed_vegetative State

Cursed_vegetative State

sipthestreets Report

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#42

Cursed_breath

Cursed_breath

owowdatsucks Report

#43

Cursed_andy

Cursed_andy

M4_M00 Report

#44

Cursed Oral

Cursed Oral

joestar1103 Report

#45

Cursed_s**t

Cursed_s**t

Forsaken_Grand_69420 Report

#46

Cursed_win

Cursed_win

Skytheking_69 Report

#47

Cursed Porn

Cursed Porn

holycrap- Report

#48

Cursed_twitter

Cursed_twitter

fitisnaxty Report

#49

Cursed Cup .

Cursed Cup .

karan_kholia Report

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#50

Cursed Fox

Cursed Fox

ugomattia07 Report

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#51

Cursed Flag

Cursed Flag

ThiccusMcdiccus Report

#52

Cursed_superman

Cursed_superman

pchinni Report

#53

Cursed Gandalf

Cursed Gandalf

evildeil Report

#54

Cursed_turtles

Cursed_turtles

KodakKid3 Report

#55

Cursed_interview

Cursed_interview

Dustinegian Report

#56

Cursed_mybad

Cursed_mybad

MaxTheKollector Report

#57

Cursed War Crimes.

Cursed War Crimes.

haha_rich_ Report

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#58

Cursed_darkmode

Cursed_darkmode

yeetice Report

#59

Cursed_sword

Cursed_sword

LiteratureNew999 Report

#60

Cursed_knife

Cursed_knife

No-Effect6518 Report

#61

Cursed Future

Cursed Future

EIIendigWichtje Report

#62

Cursed Family Love

Cursed Family Love

MadaraJaeger_69 Report

#63

Cursed_league

Cursed_league

MittenDude Report

#64

Cursed Toilet Snack

Cursed Toilet Snack

CrippledFleshPrison Report

#65

Cursed_survival Game

Cursed_survival Game

Nexo_Ace Report

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#66

Cursed_money

Cursed_money

Menraab Report

#67

Cursed_farts

Cursed_farts

Ramboryback Report

#68

Cursed_watch

Cursed_watch

Ihavenocluewhat2name Report

#69

Cursed_garfield

Cursed_garfield

RedSawlt Report

#70

Cursed Gun

Cursed Gun

Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX Report

#71

Cursed_wholesomeness

Cursed_wholesomeness

planck111 Report

#72

Cursed_mask

Cursed_mask

Deer6756 Report

#73

Cursed Psychiatrist

Cursed Psychiatrist

bageltre Report

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#74

Cursed_song

Cursed_song

GoGoPyon Report

#75

Cursed_dare

Cursed_dare

AvalancheJT Report

#76

Cursed_wank

Cursed_wank

Random_bisexual214 Report

#77

Cursed_strength

Cursed_strength

Defaulty_gawd Report

#78

Cursed_bullying

Cursed_bullying

Shivam2308 Report

#79

Cursed Family

Cursed Family

Chan_Mann Report

#80

Cursed_harry Potter

Cursed_harry Potter

FattyPatty42 Report

#81

Cursed_source Of Money

Cursed_source Of Money

Tepsu16 Report

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#82

Cursed_killing

Cursed_killing

Shivam2308 Report

#83

Cursed Spiderman

Cursed Spiderman

Anzeer Report

#84

Cursed_dana

Cursed_dana

kj420_69 Report

#85

Cursed Work Avoidance

Cursed Work Avoidance

Ming_The_Merciless_1 Report

#86

Cursed_tent

Cursed_tent

BotiHUN7 Report

#87

Cursed_rug

Cursed_rug

timotimohaha Report

#88

Cursed_fall_damage

Cursed_fall_damage

JohnWick1011 Report

#89

Cursed Country

Cursed Country

reddit.com Report

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Cursed Selfie

Cursed Selfie

BQjesuEM Report

#91

Cursed_can_size

Cursed_can_size

crispu67 Report

#92

Cursed Kindness

Cursed Kindness

Plik0 Report

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Elisabet Larsen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg that happened when u searched mine with the year it just seemed less funny then hurling spaghettis at his mom

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Austin Hicks
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.

~Alex~
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man arrested for blaming child porn images on cat." What have I done.

Michelle C
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also works with Florida Woman...mine is "Florida Woman Caught On Camera Twerking In Clothing Store While Shoplifting" https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/30/florida-woman-twerking-clothing-shoplifting/

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida Man accused of beating cell mate who asked for a courtesy flush to help with smell. 😆 https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/

HelluvaHedgehogAlien
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man arrested for stealing street lamp… Florida man makes knife necklace and run around…

bagels and beagles
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is ‘Florida Man dressed in bull suit attempts to burn down house’

Madison Feehan
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take your pick pandas: (1) I'll have the HASH browns! Florida man, 23, 'tried to pay for his McDonald's drive-thru order with a bag of marijuana' (2) Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute (3) Florida man gets 15 years for dismembering father.

InvaderZim
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes a Florida man is actually accused of hiding meth inside this body part…

LivC
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just tried mine…”Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-Fil-A parking lot”

Sophia
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have two: Florida Man accused of using Kool Aid packets to steal nearly $1k in Walmart, and Florida Man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins

pink_panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato." November birthday... Thanksgiving drama, perhaps?

pink_panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the article, he threw/stabbed the fork at her head. Cook your own damn potato then.

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Migrau
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot

Bob Joe
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida driver Jon Pickard was arrested November 10 after telling police he was speeding home because he had been cheating on his wife, according to The Smoking Gun. Pickard was pulled over after police in Tarpon Springs spotted him allegedly driving a Honda Accord over 90 mph in a 55 mph zone.

Scarlett
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Florida man torched a van after hearing the news of his son’s death. Kinda sad, really, but handled in Florida manner.

Box Knight
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man without arms charged with allegedly stabbing a man with a pair of scissors using his feet." Hmmm.

Jasmine Kallas
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man arrested for legally assaulting his girlfriend dressed as a dinosaur

Tiny Dancer
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me you're missing an "ill" 'cause I don't think any assault should be legal! Especially ones involving the absolute mirth of people dressed as dinosaurs wandering our streets. Those little videos in the early days of this madness kept me going.

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cybermerlin2000
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my birthday March 24th. A man who wanted to have breakfast on the street with a small table at a busy Florida hour was blamed. The man stood out in his green pajamas and furry slippers. Police officials working in Florida accused Kiaron Thomas, 21, of occupying the street and disrupting the flow of traffic.

Soal Devereaux
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man makes beer run while clutching live alligator under his arm

River Webb
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'florida man nicknamed babycakes got caught naked in a chair'

Crep 105
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhh, I just tried this, and I got "Man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse"... 0_0

KieLeaHar
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.local10.com/news/2019/01/14/florida-man-threatens-to-kill-man-with-kindness-uses-machete-named-kindness/

Amber Dowson
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break

PolymathNecromancer
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a few to choose from, most more dramatic or shocking, but this is the one I liked the best: Florida man floods jail cell by repeatedly flushing toilet, police say

Stro Bro
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got an oldie but a goodie; Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Chicago Tourist. Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago touristhttps://abc13.com › florida-homeless-us-and-world-new...

DaBoizMaccasRun
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is florida man decides to eat pancakes in the middle of a freeway with his green pjs on

Richard McLean
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

June 14th) Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber http://ceesty.com/wNkBhQ

Duck Duck Panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is mine : “Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say” like wtf

Sarcastic snail
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur

T.M.J.W.Q
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads to police on scooter chase. . . what the actual fu-

ZefRam
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mine slapped his girlfriend in the face with a hamburger, who then proceded to push him down some stairs

Passiveaggressiveraven
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man bites off his brother's penis after walking in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favourite Dragon Ball Z blanket😲

OG
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, that "a group needs just 23 people in it for 2 of them to probably share a birthday"? @Rainyrose and @Blurryface posted the same quote :)

Lightningstar
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my god my favorite florida man story is the one where he robs wendy's with an alligator and i just googled my birthday and that happened on my birthday

Nadine Debard
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who celebrate their birthday today here is it "Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles"

L1z
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp, nothing happened in Florida on my birthday apparently...

LynzCatastrophe
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida Man Caught With His Pec-ker In His Hand And A Pickle In His… I read the unfortunate article accompanying this headline and somehow it made it worse. (Edit: fixed a word because BP censors are annoying).

Amanda Appleton
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine's pretty average - Florida man passes himself off as a decorated war veteran to land job and got arrested

stardust
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another one... "Drunk Florida man tries to use taco as ID after his car catches fire at Taco Bell" Like wtf????

stardust
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man makes himself a snack while robbing a Taco Bell"

Anapv
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't resist trying: A Florida man is accused of kicking a chicken "like a football player kicks a field goal" so hard that he broke four of the animal's ribs, authorities said.

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man broke into a restaurant and was arrested after making himself a burger

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Our apologies, unfortunately our website is currently unavailable in most European countries due to GDPR rules." It seems that the Springfiel News-Sun is going naughty with your data...

Lindsey Judd-Bruder
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine: "Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven" why is this so accurate?? 😂😂😂😂

Kristen Kidd
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

December 23rd is my birthday. This is what came up: "Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'be cause it was Christmas'"

•porcelain•doll•
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man beats windows of checkers multiple times because he says his burger has no lettuce even though it did.

Amelia Kolodsick
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OML I can’t, mine is Florida man throws baby at deputy following wild high speed goose chase 😂

Mr Zipperface
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter, threatened, chased two with knife.

ThatHuskyStorm
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG. Mine is Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.

Ashe
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes

Valestra Silverfang
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell

mystique
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

florida man caught after stealing butt plug and stroker oml- why?

Izzy Curer
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man bites off friend's ear in fight over a woman in a wheelbarrow

Kel_how
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I googled: Florida Man Makes Ghostly Guitar From His Metal Head Uncle's Skeleton Or Did ...

LivC
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried this, result is naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-Fil-A parking lot. I wish I could be making this up.

Bobby
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man attacked by a shark walks home bloodied. The incident took place in Sarasota County, Florida." I don't know if I should be disappointed it wasn't a crazy crime story, or happy that mine pulled up a story of a man who fought a shark and won

Felkey Felkey
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself

Keller Worthen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man hits vehicle then steals vehicle belonging to Good Samaritan who stopped to help

Goth mouse (they/them)
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida Man arrested after trying to buy beer while carrying an alligator?! 😦

Bunzilla
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida Man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to p*nis" I..... what?

Richard Henderson
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man shovelling spaghetti in his mouth arrested at Olive Garden. Tame. Disappointing. Come on Florida Man!

The_Messy_Sys
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership"

Rider
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him

Katarzyna B.
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce

BasedWang12
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

July 9 is weak "On This Day In Florida Man History: Clumsy Florida Man Pulls Gun Out And Trips"

ArodTheHorrible
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Goose
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man steals an ambulance, does not make a clean getaway.

Joe Reaves
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac The 70-year-old said he'd "rather go to jail than go back home" to his supposedly demanding wife. And I know you're only meant to pick the top one but this was second and too good not to add - Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him

Tiny Dancer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man arrested, accused of throwing a corncob at his mother’s head, injuring her. "It was announced that no injuries occurred in the fight between the two during the meal." Whew! This took place at 3:30AM, BTW, which seemed a little odd. There's a whole website for this nonsense: https://floridamanbirthday.org

Luna Karnsuwan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise.

Lolly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is florida man caught on camera licking doorbell........

Mikey Kliss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard

Raven DeathShade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man in cocaine bust says that he was only selling due to covid.

Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics, ends stand-,off

Spikey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man steals thousands of dollars worth of merchandice from a store with a kool aid packet!

chaotic_charlie (they/he)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is July 8... "Florida Man Runs Off to Drink a Beer After Mooning Deputies"

Ru Bee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man named ‘Psych’ bit victim in the face during machete attack, cops say

ThatOneFriend15
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man hits dad in the face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say

BeckyC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger

Hawkmoon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted girlfriend after she tried to throw away his pizza

Fred the rat king
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Florida man throws pizza at dad after being told he couldn’t have it

LilyGranger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is: Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden

Luther von Wolfen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth". In the photo, he looks like he took a fall and landed on his head.

Notyomama
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2 years ago

How to get people to tell you their Birthday without asking.

Tiny Dancer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do know that without the year and, you know, a real name, your birthdate alone will not get you hacked or whatever, right? This ain't Facebook, hon.

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