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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

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    We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

    "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

    "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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    The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

    They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

    "They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

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    "Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

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    "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

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    But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

    "Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

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    "We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

    The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

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    For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

    Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

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    Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

    The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

    But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

    "Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

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    Cursed Countries

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    Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

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    They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

    #30

    Cursed Dad

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    Hydroboi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing he planted those because he foresaw that we would be like zombies because of covid.

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    Cursed_fish

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    Vicky Z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we've been doing wrong then!! Girls don't fake orgasms if you don't plan to swim off afterwards!!

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    Cursed Eau De Toilette

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    #38

    Cursed Birthday Party

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    Cursed_vegetative State

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    #43

    Cursed_andy

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    #45

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post

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    #47

    Cursed Porn

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best graffiti I saw was "Jumping Dave is gay". No idea who he was, why he got the name Jumping Dave, no idea if he was gay or not. But is sounds like a Netflix drama we deserve.

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    #49

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.

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    #50

    Cursed Fox

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    #52

    Cursed_superman

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up

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    #64

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    cybermerlin2000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"

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    cybermerlin2000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down

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    Boreddd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking with a glass of water on the street and taking sips at random times

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    #76

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha, *cough*. I was sipping coffee when I read this. OMG this is hilarious.

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    Cursed Family

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to my uncle. He didn't have cats, but he did have three children under the age of six.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Aunt May getting sexier and sexier with every new Spiderman? In the next reboot she will be a nymphomaniac stripper and marital aids enthusiast.

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    #85

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.

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    Florence
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear to god. stop censoring suicide. it’s a word and it needs to be more publicly talked about so people who have suicidal thoughts know how to get help

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    Cursed Kindness

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    Elisabet Larsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg that happened when u searched mine with the year it just seemed less funny then hurling spaghettis at his mom

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    Austin Hicks
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.

    ~Alex~
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man arrested for blaming child porn images on cat." What have I done.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works with Florida Woman...mine is "Florida Woman Caught On Camera Twerking In Clothing Store While Shoplifting" https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/30/florida-woman-twerking-clothing-shoplifting/

    Rabbit Carrot
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man accused of beating cell mate who asked for a courtesy flush to help with smell. 😆 https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man arrested for stealing street lamp… Florida man makes knife necklace and run around…

    bagels and beagles
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is ‘Florida Man dressed in bull suit attempts to burn down house’

    Madison Feehan
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your pick pandas: (1) I'll have the HASH browns! Florida man, 23, 'tried to pay for his McDonald's drive-thru order with a bag of marijuana' (2) Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute (3) Florida man gets 15 years for dismembering father.

    InvaderZim
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes a Florida man is actually accused of hiding meth inside this body part…

    LivC
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried mine…”Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-Fil-A parking lot”

    Sophia
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two: Florida Man accused of using Kool Aid packets to steal nearly $1k in Walmart, and Florida Man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins

    pink_panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato." November birthday... Thanksgiving drama, perhaps?

    pink_panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the article, he threw/stabbed the fork at her head. Cook your own damn potato then.

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    Migrau
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot

    Bob Joe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida driver Jon Pickard was arrested November 10 after telling police he was speeding home because he had been cheating on his wife, according to The Smoking Gun. Pickard was pulled over after police in Tarpon Springs spotted him allegedly driving a Honda Accord over 90 mph in a 55 mph zone.

    Scarlett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Florida man torched a van after hearing the news of his son’s death. Kinda sad, really, but handled in Florida manner.

    Box Knight
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man without arms charged with allegedly stabbing a man with a pair of scissors using his feet." Hmmm.

    Jasmine Kallas
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man arrested for legally assaulting his girlfriend dressed as a dinosaur

    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you're missing an "ill" 'cause I don't think any assault should be legal! Especially ones involving the absolute mirth of people dressed as dinosaurs wandering our streets. Those little videos in the early days of this madness kept me going.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my birthday March 24th. A man who wanted to have breakfast on the street with a small table at a busy Florida hour was blamed. The man stood out in his green pajamas and furry slippers. Police officials working in Florida accused Kiaron Thomas, 21, of occupying the street and disrupting the flow of traffic.

    Soal Devereaux
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man makes beer run while clutching live alligator under his arm

    River Webb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'florida man nicknamed babycakes got caught naked in a chair'

    Crep 105
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, I just tried this, and I got "Man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse"... 0_0

    KieLeaHar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.local10.com/news/2019/01/14/florida-man-threatens-to-kill-man-with-kindness-uses-machete-named-kindness/

    Amber Dowson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break

    PolymathNecromancer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a few to choose from, most more dramatic or shocking, but this is the one I liked the best: Florida man floods jail cell by repeatedly flushing toilet, police say

    Stro Bro
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got an oldie but a goodie; Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Chicago Tourist. Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago touristhttps://abc13.com › florida-homeless-us-and-world-new...

    DaBoizMaccasRun
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is florida man decides to eat pancakes in the middle of a freeway with his green pjs on

    Richard McLean
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    June 14th) Florida man shoots self in head to see if round is in the chamber http://ceesty.com/wNkBhQ

    Duck Duck Panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mine : “Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say” like wtf

    Sarcastic snail
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur

    T.M.J.W.Q
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads to police on scooter chase. . . what the actual fu-

    ZefRam
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine slapped his girlfriend in the face with a hamburger, who then proceded to push him down some stairs

    Passiveaggressiveraven
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man bites off his brother's penis after walking in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favourite Dragon Ball Z blanket😲

    OG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that "a group needs just 23 people in it for 2 of them to probably share a birthday"? @Rainyrose and @Blurryface posted the same quote :)

    Lightningstar
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god my favorite florida man story is the one where he robs wendy's with an alligator and i just googled my birthday and that happened on my birthday

    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who celebrate their birthday today here is it "Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles"

    L1z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, nothing happened in Florida on my birthday apparently...

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man Caught With His Pec-ker In His Hand And A Pickle In His… I read the unfortunate article accompanying this headline and somehow it made it worse. (Edit: fixed a word because BP censors are annoying).

    Amanda Appleton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's pretty average - Florida man passes himself off as a decorated war veteran to land job and got arrested

    stardust
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one... "Drunk Florida man tries to use taco as ID after his car catches fire at Taco Bell" Like wtf????

    stardust
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man makes himself a snack while robbing a Taco Bell"

    Anapv
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't resist trying: A Florida man is accused of kicking a chicken "like a football player kicks a field goal" so hard that he broke four of the animal's ribs, authorities said.

    My O My
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man broke into a restaurant and was arrested after making himself a burger

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our apologies, unfortunately our website is currently unavailable in most European countries due to GDPR rules." It seems that the Springfiel News-Sun is going naughty with your data...

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine: "Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven" why is this so accurate?? 😂😂😂😂

    Kristen Kidd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    December 23rd is my birthday. This is what came up: "Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana 'be cause it was Christmas'"

    •porcelain•doll•
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man beats windows of checkers multiple times because he says his burger has no lettuce even though it did.

    Amelia Kolodsick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OML I can’t, mine is Florida man throws baby at deputy following wild high speed goose chase 😂

    Mr Zipperface
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter, threatened, chased two with knife.

    ThatHuskyStorm
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. Mine is Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him.

    Ashe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes

    Valestra Silverfang
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell

    mystique
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    florida man caught after stealing butt plug and stroker oml- why?

    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man bites off friend's ear in fight over a woman in a wheelbarrow

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled: Florida Man Makes Ghostly Guitar From His Metal Head Uncle's Skeleton Or Did ...

    LivC
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this, result is naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-Fil-A parking lot. I wish I could be making this up.

    Bobby
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man attacked by a shark walks home bloodied. The incident took place in Sarasota County, Florida." I don't know if I should be disappointed it wasn't a crazy crime story, or happy that mine pulled up a story of a man who fought a shark and won

    Felkey Felkey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself

    Keller Worthen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man hits vehicle then steals vehicle belonging to Good Samaritan who stopped to help

    Goth mouse (they/them)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man arrested after trying to buy beer while carrying an alligator?! 😦

    Bunzilla
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida Man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to p*nis" I..... what?

    Richard Henderson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man shovelling spaghetti in his mouth arrested at Olive Garden. Tame. Disappointing. Come on Florida Man!

    The_Messy_Sys
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership"

    Rider
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him

    Katarzyna B.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce

    BasedWang12
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    July 9 is weak "On This Day In Florida Man History: Clumsy Florida Man Pulls Gun Out And Trips"

    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

    Goose
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man steals an ambulance, does not make a clean getaway.

    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac The 70-year-old said he'd "rather go to jail than go back home" to his supposedly demanding wife. And I know you're only meant to pick the top one but this was second and too good not to add - Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him

    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man arrested, accused of throwing a corncob at his mother’s head, injuring her. "It was announced that no injuries occurred in the fight between the two during the meal." Whew! This took place at 3:30AM, BTW, which seemed a little odd. There's a whole website for this nonsense: https://floridamanbirthday.org

    Luna Karnsuwan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise.

    Lolly
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is florida man caught on camera licking doorbell........

    Mikey Kliss
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard

    Raven DeathShade
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man in cocaine bust says that he was only selling due to covid.

    Kay blue
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics, ends stand-,off

    Spikey boi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man steals thousands of dollars worth of merchandice from a store with a kool aid packet!

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is July 8... "Florida Man Runs Off to Drink a Beer After Mooning Deputies"

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man named ‘Psych’ bit victim in the face during machete attack, cops say

    ThatOneFriend15
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man hits dad in the face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say

    BeckyC
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger

    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man arrested after police say he assaulted girlfriend after she tried to throw away his pizza

    Fred the rat king
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida man throws pizza at dad after being told he couldn’t have it

    LilyGranger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is: Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden

    Luther von Wolfen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth". In the photo, he looks like he took a fall and landed on his head.

    Notyomama
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    2 years ago

    How to get people to tell you their Birthday without asking.

    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that without the year and, you know, a real name, your birthdate alone will not get you hacked or whatever, right? This ain't Facebook, hon.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…

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