Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

"You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"

Gallbladder, too.

I did that with my gallbladder. Had to have a surgery that MIGHT possibly affect my gallbladder down the road. I said "Get rid of it!!!" Must have worked to show the other organs because I'm an alcoholic...two years SOBER...but my liver hung in there and is in perfect condition!!!

OMG OMG WHERE'S APPENDIX????!!!

My brother, who I made a great dinner the night before ww headed to my folks house to have a 25th wedding anniversary celebration party, ate dinner and stepped over my body when I started having pains in my abdominal. The morning after the party the next day, which was a great success, I sat in a claw foot bathtub trying to get rid of the pain. Ended up with emergency appendectomy. The nurse did her little shaving job and threw the sheet up over my face for modesty while I couldn't figure our what difference it made if he was going to get a lot more personal when he cuts me open from my waist down. The surgeon I went for post op had a waiting room full of Playboy magazines. Weirdest of many moments to come.

I laughed way too hard at that.

"I don't tolerate no bullsh*t"... got me DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣

Same!

LOL OMG! I was first like, got a point. Then I scrolled down and saw the rest. I about died laughing!

(very awesome quote I'm gonna make it my wallpaper) you're kidding right? you can't get your appendix removed,. it'd be nice it you could but you can't even have reast removal to prevent cancer so I'm guessing it's illegal

Damn straight! 😊 😊

Do we have to have so much bad language? You edit other stuff, why not that. it's not needed!

Again, sooo many funny comments!!

goat

Nothing wrong with cutting out the cancer to maintain your health:aka life

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Roast, then double roast. Burn unit has work to do here.

This deserves to be higher. Dark...but very funny.

Especially on the nightmares the X button is so f*****g small!!

So...hunger games without death?

I like dark humor but holy f**k

Dark as mine. That's fkn hilarious!

This one made me laugh too much.

Pheww i was worried for a second!!

S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word

My wife gets arrested and the pillow taken in as evidence.

HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE

Not the beeeessss!!

I mean...it's funny and sad at the same time.

Why did I have to picture that happening

This is so wrong… but I’m still laughing

If it's stupid, but works, then it's not stupid ;)

cool this guy’s decorations have been here since july!

Hahaha, some of these responses are killing me.

"Opps I did it again"

Ooof.

Dog slowly backs out of the room....

Oh Gawd, the mental image! It's haunting!!!

My mum's nickname for me is Norman Bates.

You impregnated her? I thought Uruguay...

"How is your kid doing at school, sexually?"

*Suddenly random thought about Combusken..*

Yeah, why on earth they left the Rolex?