'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)
It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.
But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.
Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.
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Cursed Bears
Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.
I dunno...my gay friend told me that if you see 2 bears meeting in a park by some brambles it mean s**t about to get grizzly
Pablo EskoBear, the "Cocaine Bear of Kentucky" in his earlier days.
Damn I haven't laughed like that in some time...your guys comments really made my day
I know , I know. It made me read it fast too. IDKW
Load More Replies...How is it people who accuse others of racism seem to be the most racist people?
All things considered, I'd be more worried if they were Polar Bears...
Polar bears could never meet like this because their heads would be the same polarity and repel eachother. That is why polar bears are solitary creatures.
For crying out loud anyone that is seriously saying racist about this joke needs to get some shiit you are dealing with fixed. This is why comics are so frustrated with not being able to tell any joke without some assshole getting offend. I weep for the future
Yes the hikers are particularly tasty this season just like pork mama bear use to say
Yes those would be the people who are marginalized, judged, dehumanized, and oh murdered because of their skin color.
Load More Replies...I had a bf arrested for buying drugs when he just had bummed a cigarette. Guess what color he is?
Polar bears have black skin and clear fur. So it would still just be an innocent meeting between two friends.
Yeah right, if they were brown they'd be stealing some picnic baskets and you know it
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We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.
"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.
"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."
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The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.
They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.
"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."
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"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.
"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."
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But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."
"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.
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"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."
The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."
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Cursed Hit And Run
For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.
Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.
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Cursed Di*k Flap
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Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").
The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."
But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."
"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."
Cursed Countries
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Cursed Rolex Advice
Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?
They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)
Cursed Dad
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Cursed Vagina
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Cursed Eau De Toilette
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Cursed Birthday Party
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Cursed Fightclub
Cursed_vegetative State
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Cursed Oral
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Cursed_win
Cursed Porn
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Cursed Cup .
Cursed Fox
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
Load More Replies...After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
Load More Replies...After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!