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Want to know how to easily piss people off in their own countries? Then check out this helpful guide by Cale, the artist behind the popular webcomic Things In Squares. Whether you're looking to upset the French, the Germans, the Mexicans or the Japanese, his tongue-in-cheek comics will show you the best way to go about it. Don't like the Italians? Then abuse their beloved spaghetti and watch the tears begin to fall. Want to know what really upsets an American? Give them a normal-sized plate of healthy food and find out for yourself. And if you really want to hurt a Canadian then just assume they're American and you've made an enemy for life. Scroll down to see if you can find your own country in there. Did he get it right? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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Kelly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true: most Italians break spaghetti. Moreover, "mama" is wrong. Correct word is "mamma".

Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never get ppl who cut/break their spaghetti, you just have to wait 30s and they'll be soft enough to enter in your pan. And full spaghetti are easier to eat :/

giovanna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree! Much easier! I would have trouble in eating half-cut spaghetti.

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Elisa Lorenzo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's "mamma", not "mama FFS. Add this to the list of things that p**s Italians off: the constant butchering of the Italian language by English speakers.

Κυριάκος Παπαδόπουλος
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a sinn to beak in half. First of all because it's not practice. You can't use a spoon to eat the spaghetti properly. The lengh of macaroni is not long enough to wrap up the fork, but is long enough to create a mess, from sauce splashes everywhere (mostly on clothes). - I am Greek, spaghetti lover! I hate breaking in half, overcooked spaghetti...

Laura Zaini
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest I am italian and break them in half all the time!!!

Etienne Pisano
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anch'io!!! Non ho pentole così alte e non ho tempo di aspettare che tutti gli spaghetti finiscano sott'acqua!!!! :-)

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Marta Biagini
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ow. That's actually a torture. How can you eat them then? With a damn SPOON?

Kristi Zoebelein
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They now sell "Pot-sized" spaghetti, it's literally just spaghetti cut in half. Was taking half a second to break spaghetti too difficult for some people?

Marcia J. Downing
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My adult kids cut up their spaghetti. I tried & tried to teach them to twirl but they never got it, I mean this is not hard to do! They're good kids so if this is the worst they do I'll die a happy Mother

Timea Talitha Kumi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am also a breaker, i love to do that (it makes me nervous to think about, half of the spaghetti is standing out a while and would be cooked later then the rest) 😂🙈 By the way, i live in Switzerland 😂

Ruth Meszaros
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s only logical to break it up into small pieces that will not slop around on the fork and spray sauce on your shirt!

Nick Triantafyllidis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, Italian or not, just don't do this. It's a shame and an act of violence against such a beautifully simple product. :(

Wolfgirltiger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people protest to this?! It's just comedy?! Why do some people feel the need to contradict everything they see?!

Judith Gunther
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could go to a restaurant in Italy and ask for some olive oil to dip your bread in.

Brian Wong
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm chinese and we invented spaghetti, and nope breaking it is a NO NO

Gina Gregory
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in the US we break that s**t cos its too long for the pot and long strings is a mess. And im uh 40% italian, i dont care...lol

Frank Marchese
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Italians break spaghetti. My mom is first generation right off the cannoli boat.

Joe Sardina
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both my grandmothers broke pasta before they cooked it. When you have a big family you do it that way. More fits in the pot and the little ones can eat it better.

Mosquitha de Miramar
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I am Italian, raised in Italy, I never saw anybody break spaghetti. If you want shorter pasta, there are different kinds to choose. Breaking spaghetti is like breaking some lovely Asian ramen noodles, you want them long, so you can roll them around the fork a few times, and get a nice juicy mouthful... That' s all. I advise not to break them. On the other side Italy is still very regional and you never know, maybe in other regions, with some local dishes they do break spaghetti? I can' t completely exclude it.

KC Cabauatan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah Hah! Most Italians are gonna be pissed with Filipinos... They break 'em spaghetti and cook it with sugar and banana ketchup.

Roslyn Storms
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im full blooded italian , my dad was off the boat , he and my mom both did the cooking and they always broke the spaghetti in half , i never asked why but i think so when you twirl the spaghetti around the fork , you can better control how much is being on the fork

MeiMei M
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought adding ketchup to pasta was the biggest crime/peeve

Sonia Gambaro
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A better example might have been someone trying to add some parmigiano reggiano to a fish pasta or risotto.

Asia Hand
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend is Italian yet does this. I'm slightly Italian (more Sicilian) in heritage and hate when he does it.

Cristi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok now, let´s get to HOW to cook spaghetti without breaking it in half (as taught by my Italian ex mother in law): put the whole spaghetti in boiling water, then gently push them inside with a wooden spoon as they begin to soften until they are entirely immersed. Then put the lid on the pot until the boiling wáter rises and boils over. Only then take the lid off and stir a bit, always with your wooden spoon. Keep boiling (turn down the fire a bit but keep boiling) and wait until it´s al dente.

Brontosonto
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a culinary reason not to do it. The spaghetti don't taste de same, they are worst.

Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO ITALIANS IN MY HOUSE!!!! I WILL BREAK YOU!!! :-)

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Jen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a rule in my (non-Japanese) home too. Shoes are dirty people!

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sunnyrei82
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you want to know how to REALLY annoy a mexican? Tell us how much you like mexican food followed by "... at Taco Bell".

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Brenda Olano
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I'm peruvian and I know many of us would react like that xD I'd be willing to try and be polite though.

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