I assumed for "German" to be: Cross the street on a red light.

We Germans have to be prfect. It's our fate. Hard to bear, but we try our best. 😀

*rolling eyes* Really? First of all, you would say "DAS ist schrecklich". And most of the people I know couldn't even manage to draw round circles. And, I'm crossing streets on red lights, and I'm mowing the lawn on sunday (afternoon). But referring to other comments: american beer is of the devil and like Karl Lagerfeld said: "Wer eine Jogginghose trägt, hat die Kontrolle über sein Leben verloren" (people who wear sweatpants, have lost control over their lifes" ;)

No, rather wish them a happy birthday a few days early. THAT causes visible pain.

I thought drawing imperfect circles was devastating for everyone?

y comment into two. It looks so damn incomplete. Kill me now

I recieved death threats by confessing that I sometimes touch the car in front or behind me when I park, or when I take the pedestrian crossing while it is still red for me.

😂 yeah, right!

bs. what we really hate, is if ppl ask us "how are you" and a friendly, honest answer, so respect the asking person and get weird looks as if me molest with an honest answer :P no, i wont do that "oh, great" bla. better no ask if u dont wanna know, we r no so shiny, more authentic and love it :)

The only person able to draw a perfect circle was Giotto.

If you REALLY want to p**s off any German, just make fun of David Hasselhoff. To most of us, he is a hero and an idol. (He tore down Berlin wall and proved he is one of us: By eating a hamburger drunk and half naked on the floor - we love that.)

Not true

And God forbid you get your mail, or bring out your trash in your "indoor clothes"!