Cos mousies need homes with fancy schmancy front doors. In the UK the mice don't live like peasants. They be fancy AF. And it's cute.

Local planning laws - it is designed to break the roof line in non urban sites

Here in Holland they are giant concrete balls and here they are meant to deter motorists from driving on the sidewalks. So I guess same but with metal cones?

There used to a window tax, the more windows you had, the more tax you paid. These are bricked up windows to so the home owner at the time paid less tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

Statues dedicated to the Covid nose swab.

True story, America did try to adopt them by pretending they invented them and calling them something like pastry dogs only to be called out globally for their bullsh*t

Jesus - is this a joke......????

They are Karen traps. If you annoy shopkeeper or pub landlord, they open these so that you fall into the hole as you leave. This is why we don't have as many Karens in the UK.

Salt is stored in them for when the roads are icy and the grit trucks come out

The school one is two children

Because many of our homes were built before we had proper roads. There wouldn't have been any cars when that house was built.

Can someone tell me why Americans pour milk over candy, and eat it with spoons at breakfast?

Because most of us don't live in big a** mansion with laundry room ? And very normal in Europe ?!

Because they were often houses or shops that were converted to be restaurants by the look of it.

These are very unusual: possibly 2 on the country. The one in the town of Slough is known as the "magic roundabout".

It's a safety device meant to capture and contain American tourists who think they can just rent a car and drive on the left without any cares or worries, isn't it?

Traffic flow. It seems strange but this configuration leads to less congestion and less problems. Just takes a little getting used to.

There are only 2 of these in the UK i think - they are meant to be treated as small roundabouts

I went round this the other day. It is a little unsettling at first.

Indicating tighter turns to your road or lane!

They are there to deter Americans from approaching our 'special areas'.

Great way to make a U-turn.

Jfc; they're called ROUNDABOUTS.

Intricate roundabouts, terrific example in Essex Westcliff-on-Sea ! Large roundabout surrounded with four smaller roundabouts !! A real challenge !!

To confuse Americans

There is one roundabout in Swindon that is really scary it is called "The Magic Roundabout

thats what we call the one in hemel hempsted

These are similar to crop circles.... They appear magically over night.... Probably Aliens.

Americans have yet to master the art of the traffic circle! My son was hit by a car on his skateboard in a roundabout. He was following the rules, old lady was not!

Swindon has "the magic roundabout".

They reduce accidents because motorists are so stressed and freaked out they actually pay attention for once.

So the cars can watch Top Gear

we dont make fridges in the UK

Sometimes the crime rate is so high that the courts just put a tag on the whole town to save time

Just eat it and you might stop posting this nonsense.

Those are for kids? We have those too in the Netherlands

Feudal Realty. The seller chooses as many realty companies as they like and the best champions are chosen to represent them in the arena and fight to the death until either one survives or the house gets sold

Because we aren't as fat so we actually fit in. Plus most toilets aren't this small

One is hot. The plumber who installed this ran out of hot labeled taps.

We climb over them. It's part of a street based assault course

cheddar is never orange - you mean red leicester - American Cheese is not something anyone from Europe recognises as 'cheese'

because that isnt mayo - its salad cream, a totally different sauce!

THAT IS NOT A BISCUIT

Stop calling things "dangerous" that you don't understand! The top bit is metal so that it IS safe

"New York Easter buns", dude? Those are called "hot cross buns"!