I feel like the guy in the photo is not representative of the alpha male you refer to. Maybe you know him, though.

A cult for a cu*t?

Ironically until just 2 years ago all his fanboys were on the left, now its mostly on the right.

i’m not american but sometimes i see clips, man i love watching old cis white men arguing whether or not i deserve rights as a human being 😊👍 /s

most religious sects, honestly

That's not a cult, just the sign of an idiot.

good lord yes

screw you karen, i’m going to make my mailbox one centimetre higher on purpose now

That is literally a cult.

TBH I don't see what is the fuss about iphones since they are just too expensive, barely change anything in updates, basically the same thing since the last 4 years & I don't see why people feel so rich just flexing their phones in front of everybody since they are just being ripped off.

At one time Universities like Harvard required students to be members of a fraternity, and then put maximum number of student a frat could accept, and then only recognized 1 Jewish and 1 Black frat, as a way to limit the number of non-White students at Harvard

I honestly like getting up very early, but if it's voluntary. Everything sleeps, I have peace and can write uninterrupted.

You can be an adult who likes Disney movies and not be a "Disney Adult" if that is what this is referring to.

It's basically a pay to exercise service. You spend up to $2500 on a bike then need a subscription to tune into their broadcasts to work out with them.

Again, too old to know or care. So I looked it up. $70 for a pair of plain running shorts? Why?

Can confirm.

Best place to eat a cake is right outside their doors just when everyone leaving.

I like her songs and I believe liking someone’s music is not the sign of a cult. The ones that would kill for her maybe. But she never asks people to

Also: competitive cheerleading. (if this appears farther down, i apologize for the repetition)

Distracted by Mario

HARD AGREEMENT

Who?

But they do sell sanctury

Texas A&M is a university in Texas, famous for it's football team and the students' general redneck demeanor. Texas treats college sports like a religion. People are loyal to the team across generations, even if they never attended the university. It's truly bizarre.

Oh! Academia! I thought you said macadamia, isn't that just nuts! 🤣

...what's wrong with horses?