*applause*

Love her answer :-D

What the hell? The pure fact that men like this exist makes me wanna hide in some remote location with no internet

LMAO

Who thinks this is a good idea to send??

I feel the strong urge to bleach my eyes. Nubian Goddess? darkie waifu? What the hell

So many errors for someone with an 159 IQ

No just no...

Me:*loses brain cells*

Perfect response

His tail what’s a tail or is this a monkey (please explain not being rude)

this one needs some help...

Unlike you I know how Facebook works... Well unlike you I know how being not a creepy weirdo works but we can't all have everything can we?

This one is slightly sad.

Me:*slowly grabs something from under me*...it’s bleach *slowly unscrews lid dumps whole container into my eyes* all better now!

How do you know they squirm? You can lick their feet but you can't tell them how to act. Role play 101 people!

*muzzles the doggy, puts him in a crate and takes him to the vet to get neutered*

I’m so confused he held the door open for her and she is not madly in love with him is there something wrong with this girl?! (It’s a joke)

At least this one: 1) Respected the NO 2) Apologised 3) Didn't start insulting

ugh ... why do they think rpg is the way to a girl's heart? Just be straight up and honest. You have a boner, your hormones are raging. Either way, the answer is no. The girl will let you know if she's interested in you. Else, leave her the f**k alone.

Why do people do this?

*laughs while tipping my fedora* m’cringe

He’s the co-founder of whocares CO. That’s the only good thing about this.

On the one hand, this is about the only entry that doesn't go for full-on sexual aggression so should be commended; on the other hand, the other entries show that it's just on "OK?"-response away from that.

Why use a word you think the girl will not understand in the first place? Instead of using a complicated word to make yourself feel smart, and then describe it to make the girl feel dumb, just use the less complicated word.

"My favourite sound is you leaving."

Lmao nothing sexier than reading an etymology dictionary.

to crush my enemies, see them driven before me , and hear the lamentations of their women

"Hello, police?"

I believe this is exactly how Prince Albert wooed Queen Victoria. "Hey there fancy face, you'd look good on a coin."

"I can run really fast. Watch."