Why do people talk like this online?

So you're a child trying to be tough and make people think your tough when you really fell off your skateboard and scraped your knuckles! Come on kid.

That's something you never recover from💀

You just gotta quit your job at this point, right?

I just threw up a little in my mouth 🤢

Sweet mother of Jesus. This person needs help.

His next line was "and eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Jesus Christ what a f*****g creep...

EWWWWW!

Honkers? She has Canada Geese?

I know the whole thing is disgusting, but I find it so odd that he uses the word honkers. I didn’t know anybody actually called breasts “honkers” unless they’re about nine years old.

This comment is crawling my throat up and down, I don't know if wanna vomit or scream.

That's the weirdest thing I'll read today, probably. It's still early.

Nanananana, i can't hear you! 🙈🙉🙊

What the f**k dude!? 🤢

This guy is just the worst. You should never use milk in an omelette.

Just when you thought that the Internet had unearthed everything, here we have it - cannibal stalkers.

Her face says it all. (Who RAISED that man?!?)

Two questions. First...what? Second...THE F**K?!

He doesn't sound like a psycho, no, not at all. *Runs screaming...

Sweet talking bastard. Who can resist a man who wants to eat what could technically be your future children while referring to your breasts as honkers? He’s the very definition of Incel and he doesn’t get why.

serial killer vibes

Pica

This is so disturbing!

omelette au boobage

Something is very wrong with you...

What.

Her face says it all

He seems entirely unaware that’s he’s announcing he failed Biology class by posting this. 😕

Block.

all her eggs just died.

Besides my initial reaction of disgust at the comment, what makes him so sure she has milk in her breasts? Does she have a baby she's breastfeeding right now or does he think it's always just there?

Oh my gawd. 🤮

Wow. When is something that creepy ever ok? - Answer (for anyone wondering) NEVER. BLOCK!

Are there people who actually think this is a good pick up line? Gag.

Every part of this is nauseating. But I'd like to especially highlight the assumption that woman in question HAS any milk for omelette-making. The milk doesn't just hang out in your breasts waiting to be useful; it's usually only produced if there's a baby on the way. That and the use of the word "honkers" implies that this man has never been close enough to any woman to properly know all the parts and their functioning.

Jesus Christ.

like she's pretty but-

At this point I just hope it was very terrible joke.. like this person didn't try to be ehm cute..

You know that person’s bedsheets smell like old garlic. Vomit.