Great way to teach your kid NEVER to confide in you

😳😬😳 laughing so much right now!

Nice burn.

Are people actually this stupid in real life?

if only you could choose who you sleep with

I don't get the whole parent tracking. Like, she could do whatever she wanted in the restroom of any of these places. For gods sake, stop treating daughters like they are your chattel.

no this is NOT normal!!

Anyone ever mention the two words Passive Aggressive to you??

No it's true my dad always pooped in the lasagna and I'm super smart!

I recall reading about a parent forcing a tattoo on his kid. The dad was jailed and must pay restitution to his son when he is released.

Decided to teach my kids early about the sexualization and dehumanization of women.

The problem with stupid people is that they don't know they are stupid.

Weird flex, but ok.

But I’m getting kids and gay? Like I can adopt

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this dude owns more than one red hat.

grand master asshole!

Oh, he needs help alright.

Not my cup of tea. However, you can see the love for his kid. Cringe, maybe, good day? Most likely.

Must. Shut. Up. This. Is. Too. Easy.

Is this from the kid who convinced their dad that BDSM stands for "burgers, drinks, and salsa music?

These are the same people that fall for the "Virgin Birth," so...

They somewhat successfully re-branded Christmas, so I guess it's only natural that BDSM was next.

Ah yes the bible, full of godly men having kids with their daughters, raping maids then booting them and kid out when wife is finally pregnant, godly kings sending GFs husband off to get killed and what....god approved!

Church group took a weird turn that day

Hmmm, the whipping and flogging leading to a hanging on the croß? Sounds like a Saturday night down at leather central. 🤪😈

wait till she finds out

Drop the Video games? What if it's a christian video game? You know, an open world game with Jesus as the protagonist. We could call it "Saints Row: Jerusalem"

find better acronyms

what is this person's kid playing?!

I'ma leave this one aaaaallllloooooonnnnnneeee. Hard as it may be.

I'm so sorry and probably stupid but would anyone be able to explain?? Is bdsm a video game? Too scared to Google it...

As a Christian, I just shake my head at this stupidity here. Maybe a brick to the head would do them good.

Hahaha deep breath Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

That definition is from Urban Dictionary. I don't think this one is legit.

Poor guy...just stop man.🥴

If you'd ever gone to a RC convent school, BDSM is like a holiday ;o)

Hahahaha...

Bro! NOoOOO

This post must be.related to the one saying "I wish we could chose our baby's father" :)))

Time to move out

To be fair just “crotch goblins” is cringe

Kviiilyn. Wow. Unique. Her best friend must be Airwrecka (pronounced Erika).

I might be a guy but EWWW WHAT THE HELL ADULT MOM

Ummm… I have some bad news

I hope she poisoned him that night.

What do you call a douche that always needs a weapon? Scared.

I don’t really think highly of people who salute a piece of cloth.

That kid is going to get bullied.

Da fuq

The above sentence is in the Indian language "Telugu" It means "If you want you also play" and "It's good"

Hey at least she didn't light a forest on fire...

Holiday trees are pagan, not Christian. Bringing a live tree into your house and putting lights on it is sympathetic magic to hasten the return of Spring.