Seems like an extreme conflict of interest to me.

Predator alert!

Ohhhh where's the marshmallows? Time to make some s'mores on this roast

There's a solution to this; buy a time machine. Simple as that.

Ah yes, this is the Man-child all are talking about.

Great, now I'll have Weird Al stuck in my head all day

This was on the teacher. who asks 4th/5th grader to do this? Just asking for drama.

So cringey

You think the Chads are upset at the term like the Karens seem to be, or do they take the D**k approach and just kinda laugh it off?

Isn't he one of the Sprouse brothers??

haha don't wear your makeup lol XD I'm insecure XD afraid you're going to try to steal my boyfriend lol haha I mean I don't care if you want to wear makeup for yourself my boyfriend will also be there haha lol XD so maybe don't XD

Oh!

She doesn't hate you, so there's always that.

Delete this assholes number. Life is to short for crap like this.

what the hell. Coulda kinda just not said anything

pain

Yikes... at least it is all up front

at least that person was honest

I mean, it was bery obbious the first one was a dunrk txet.

hahahaha! coulda let that msg go into the abyss, just something that was never followed up on, but noooo you had to actually say that

Well damn

Even I wasn't this clueless.

I could see this happening to me though

Don´t belive the not drunk guy, Drunks always say deep things right? right?

Ooof.

This got worse with every consecutive sentence

:(

This has to be a joke right?

neither do stupid jerks

If you wana marry him why not just propose yourself? Worst thing that could happen is he'll say no right?

BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN CONFIRMED TO BE SAME SPECIES AS MEN, 8TH TIME TODAY. (this appears in the news every week)

😂😭😭😭😭 I really feel bad for Gary- just look at that exclamation mark 😭

Poor old drummers. They're always there at the back getting no credit, and even in death this guy only merited four words (and three full stops).

"They probably aren't doing anything sexual" MY MAN WHAT IS THIS

Hey you! Wanna see a pair of great tits? Great-624e...dbdb50.jpg

Good call.

Yeah, every 7 year old writes those kinda notes.... and the handwriting is .... Oh fu*k it, who cares.

"Ew". Perfect response.

I get it stings but you can't expect people to keep everything you give them

Betty (bet he) thinks it makes it larger by calling it a "Macropenis".

(W)oof

Men do not realize a woman alone at their home it's very scary and she was working at a job where you're paid to be friendly also it's normal to be friendly. When something happens we're blamed for doing a job where we "put" ourselves in harms way or we're not believed at all bc we could've "given mixed signals". It's awful

What should really make you cringe is the fact that they needed to put up a poster.

Yeah, that's not healthy

And unlike the last 3 women you kissed, no need for a shallow grave

ugh, so insensitive. some of us don't even have ovens

So much effort going to waste. Sad.

So I think Gramma has realized there ain't no great grandkids coming from Little Chadwick here...

and people wonder how the robot revolution is gonna start

And then he goes and murders prostitutes, because "It's fun".

Painful.

The word 'wifey' makes my stomach turn

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Giving me "guys who say they can turn lesbians straight" vibes

Someone wanted to get their NO to a date across strongly lol

Their worst nightmare is an animatronic bear?