Seems like an extreme conflict of interest to me.

Predator alert!

Ohhhh where's the marshmallows? Time to make some s'mores on this roast

There's a solution to this; buy a time machine. Simple as that.

Ah yes, this is the Man-child all are talking about.

Great, now I'll have Weird Al stuck in my head all day

This was on the teacher. who asks 4th/5th grader to do this? Just asking for drama.

So cringey

You think the Chads are upset at the term like the Karens seem to be, or do they take the D**k approach and just kinda laugh it off?

Isn't he one of the Sprouse brothers??

haha don't wear your makeup lol XD I'm insecure XD afraid you're going to try to steal my boyfriend lol haha I mean I don't care if you want to wear makeup for yourself my boyfriend will also be there haha lol XD so maybe don't XD

Oh!

She doesn't hate you, so there's always that.

Delete this assholes number. Life is to short for crap like this.

This got worse with every consecutive sentence

:(

This has to be a joke right?

neither do stupid jerks

If you wana marry him why not just propose yourself? Worst thing that could happen is he'll say no right?

BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN CONFIRMED TO BE SAME SPECIES AS MEN, 8TH TIME TODAY. (this appears in the news every week)

😂😭😭😭😭 I really feel bad for Gary- just look at that exclamation mark 😭

Poor old drummers. They're always there at the back getting no credit, and even in death this guy only merited four words (and three full stops).

"They probably aren't doing anything sexual" MY MAN WHAT IS THIS

Hey you! Wanna see a pair of great tits? Great-624e...dbdb50.jpg

Good call.

Yeah, every 7 year old writes those kinda notes.... and the handwriting is .... Oh fu*k it, who cares.

"Ew". Perfect response.

I get it stings but you can't expect people to keep everything you give them

Betty (bet he) thinks it makes it larger by calling it a "Macropenis".

(W)oof

Men do not realize a woman alone at their home it's very scary and she was working at a job where you're paid to be friendly also it's normal to be friendly. When something happens we're blamed for doing a job where we "put" ourselves in harms way or we're not believed at all bc we could've "given mixed signals". It's awful

What should really make you cringe is the fact that they needed to put up a poster.

Yeah, that's not healthy

And unlike the last 3 women you kissed, no need for a shallow grave

ugh, so insensitive. some of us don't even have ovens

So much effort going to waste. Sad.

So I think Gramma has realized there ain't no great grandkids coming from Little Chadwick here...

and people wonder how the robot revolution is gonna start

It's the funniest thing to see these incels who buy robot girlfriends talk about how women will have a hard time competing against AI for the attention of men. It really doesn't compute for these guys why women are running away from them.

This season on Black Mirror...

And they wonder why they need an artificial girlfriend.

why tho

I genuinley bad for the AI. No one should have to go through something like that, human or AI.

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Carefull SIRI, or you won't be getting any INPUT from my MOUSE

No real girls available?

https://futurism.com/chatbot-abuse