Be honest but don't be brutally honest.

I'm giggling out loud. There's something funny and sweet about being childish with a chatbot only to find out it's not a replicant but a real human. #peepeepoopoo-oopoopidoo

What's the deal with liking someone's pic from a while ago? It could just mean they're nostalgic, not a stalker.

F them, only trophy they prob ever saw was yours

You guys make 20 year plans? You guys plan an event and put it in your calendar 5 years in advance? Like ..... how you do that? I have no idea what I am going to do tomorrow, I wouldn;t dream planing something 5 years from now.

No need to rub it in...

ouch!!

That went South fast. Poor guy

One of my more toxic ex's asked me if I felt something for her. I told her I felt like I had dodged a bullet

I would have the fake birthday dinner, invite her and the dude! :D

Teacher is playing with fire. Or stirring the pot 🤔

Jeez when you want to pretend sick don't show up in the same place!

People have a hard time understanding that a gift should not come with obligations. I do t have an obligation to keep what people give me, if I don't like it, or if I don't have the space for it. I can appreciate the gesture even if I don't like, want, or need the gift.

Always hated partner or group work - My usual methode was to say that I do the project all on my own if nobody has something against that.

I'm feeling sorry 😞

It doesn't look like a face swap to me

yep, and it hurts.

"yes, yes, for you, I'm all yours, babe" :)))

"have you heard?" and following with announcing someone's death is not only tacky, but seems more like a gossip type text.

Think that vaccinations work. Now.

GLUB means "I miss you" in Hawaiian language

Fishin' for compliments never works

Leave her if you want kind-hearted kids

Not respecting someone else's boundaries is *not* being a friend

I am not surprised with the answer.

i am like...dumbfounded....

this once happened to me... there was one particular aunt who was pissing me off, like asking me to change my DP and stuff, so i took a screen shot, and instead of sharing it to one of my cousins i am really close with, shared it to the annoying aunt with the caption : can this annoying person keep her opinions to herself... to make the matter worse, her number was saved as annoying aunt. i dont think she commented on anything else in the family group 👽👽👽

people online can be cruel

Wow, Valerie has a stick up her a**e.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

I feel like this is sperm donor lady

Wow, Graham is a super twat

Text is so long I fell asleep twice while trying to read it all.

free movie ? hells yea

My wife would've destroyed me if I had played games while she was in labor. Pay attention and keep company if you're there. It's your baby too,

This app makes you look so much worse. Being single is fine, but this is just sad.

They showed up. But it all was so fast you just could not see them

I don't get it.

Oh, that was just Jamie’s final fantasy…

damn , thats a shitty reply

This is standard behavior for musicians. They can't open it without risking being sued at some point in the future if any element of a song they write is similar to something on one of these cds that people send them. So they have to return them unopened, and document that they did so.

Well questions like that tend to backfire. Everybody upvote this comment!!!! Starting my stopwatch

I don't get it